Lin Qiye: …
Braised spider's hand? How much meat can you get from those two thin poles
Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. Facing such a harmless little boy, he really couldn't bring himself to shatter his soul.
Seeing Lin Qiye shaking his head, the little boy’s face turned even paler.
He gritted his teeth and said sadly: "Well, then you tell me! How many do I have to give you before you let me go! Isn't it enough for me to give them to you..."
"I don't want your spider hand." Lin Qiye said calmly, "I want your body."
"I... I'm still a child!"
"… I mean, I want you to come to my hospital and be a nurse."
"A nurse?" The little boy blinked. "What's that for?"
Lin Qiye pondered for a moment, "I just read books with the old man, make the old lady happy, cook a meal, wash clothes, and run a marathon. It's actually quite easy."
The little boy's eyes were full of confusion. Although he didn't know what a marathon was, it sounded like... it wasn't a bad thing
Phew… As long as he doesn’t sell his organs!
"If you become a nurse, will you really not kill me?"
"certainly."
"No problem!!" The little boy nodded desperately, fearing that Lin Qiye would go back on his word.
Lin Qiye stretched out his hand and grabbed in the void. A labor contract instantly appeared in his hand. Just like the one he signed with Li Yifei, the Spider Child column was filled with obligations, but the obligations he needed to fulfill were empty...
The only difference is that this contract does not have any additional clauses like the snake demon is not allowed to invade Li Yifei's body.
Lin Qiye handed the contract to the little boy and said, "Sign it."
The little boy took the contract without saying a word, read it carefully, nodded, and then picked up the pen to sign...
"Um... how do you write my name?"
"You can't read?"
"yes."
"You've been reading for so long even though you can't read." Lin Qiye was a little speechless, "What's your name?"
"Azhu."
Lin Qiye nodded and wrote the two words on his palm with a pen. Looking at the little man writing his name seriously, he suddenly felt guilty...
This shouldn't be considered as employing child labor, right
"How old are you?" Lin Qiye couldn't help but ask.
"As for me, I think I'm over 130 years old. What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's okay, just continue signing..."
Ah Zhu signed her name carefully. Although it was crooked, it was still valid. After the contract automatically dissipated, the door of the cell slowly opened.
At the same time, a cyan nursing uniform of the same style as Li Yifei's was put on Ah Zhu, and a number was written on the name tag on the chest, 002.
He is the second nurse in this mental hospital.
"What should I do now?" Ah Zhu tilted his head and asked.
"Wait a minute, there's another one." Lin Qiye walked to the next cell and looked at the Rubik's Cube floating in the air, his eyes narrowed slightly, "You should have heard what I said to him just now, right?"
Lin Qiye was quite kind to the child Ah Zhu, but there was no need for him to be kind to the Rubik's Cube.
"heard it."
A faint voice came from inside the Rubik's Cube. It was like an electronic synthesized sound with no emotional fluctuations, and the words were not clear, like an old radio.
Lin Qiye glanced at the panel behind it.
"
Sinner: Chaos Cube
Choice: As a mythical creature killed by your own hands, you have the right to decide the fate of its soul:
Option 1: Directly destroy its soul and make it completely disappear from the world.
Option 2: Let its "IQ recognition" of you reach 60, and you can hire it as a hospital nurse. While taking care of patients, it can provide you with protection to a certain extent.
Current IQ recognition: 85
"
Seeing this panel, Lin Qiye's eyes showed a hint of surprise. It was the first time he saw "IQ recognition" as a hiring criterion. This further proved that the requirements for hiring each caregiver were different, and it was very likely related to the mysterious person's own personality.
For example, for Li Yifei, the judging criterion is "loyalty value", because for him, loyalty is a prerequisite for not betraying; while for Azhu, "fear" is the best way to control it.
As for the Chaos Cube in front of us... It is not a living creature in the traditional sense, and does not have emotional factors such as loyalty and fear. If you want to better control it, you must convince it from the perspective of intelligence.
Lin Qiye has gradually figured out the mechanism of this hospital.
"Show your value." Lin Qiye said calmly, "My mental hospital does not support idle people."
Ah Zhu and Li Yifei, two mysterious humanoids, were naturally qualified to be caregivers, but hiring a Rubik's Cube... He really couldn't think of what use it could have, other than letting Merlin play with it.
The Rubik's Cube was silent for a moment, and then said something to Lin Qiye in a mechanical voice, and the latter's eyes gradually lit up.
"Well... if that's the case, it's still somewhat useful." Lin Qiye rubbed his chin with his hand, somewhat tempted.
Afterwards, he pulled out the contract and signed an employment agreement with Cube. As the contract dissipated, the door of the cell slowly opened.
The Rubik's Cube floated out. Since it had no body, it naturally did not wear a nursing uniform. There was just a nameplate embedded in one of the blocks of the Rubik's Cube, which read "003".
Lin Qiye looked at the two new caregivers in front of him, nodded with satisfaction, and took them back to the mental hospital.
Li Yifei, wearing an apron and a chef's hat, was carrying dishes and hurriedly walking through the corridor. He saw two people and a Rubik's Cube coming towards him and was stunned.
"Dean?" Li Yifei's questioning eyes passed over Lin Qiye and fell on Ah Zhu, who was also wearing a nursing uniform behind him. He was stunned for a moment, "This is..."
"New caregivers." Lin Qiye briefly introduced them, "This one is Ah Zhu, and that one is Rubik's Cube."
Li Yifei's eyes turned red at that moment. He trembled as he put the food in his hand on the table, then hugged Lin Qiye and burst into tears.
"Qiye, you still care about me! I'm almost exhausted!"
Li Yifei looked at Ah Zhu and the Rubik's Cube excitedly. Ah Zhu was fine, but he was stunned when he saw the Rubik's Cube floating in the air.
"What...what can this thing be used for?"
Lin Qiye turned sideways and gave Rubik's Cube a look.
The Rubik's Cube shook slightly and spun rapidly. The next moment, the dirty clothes in the laundry basket moved directly around it and turned around rapidly. At the same time, a ball of clean water and a piece of soap appeared in it, perfectly submerging the dirty clothes in the water ball. Not a drop of water spilled out of the two meters around it. The dirty clothes were mixed in the air and stirred rapidly...
Li Yifei's eyes widened and his whole body began to tremble with excitement!
"This… This is… "
A mechanical voice came from the Rubik's Cube, "Magic Cube brand fully automatic washing machines, dryers, dishwashers, mahjong machines, at your service!"