At this moment, the halls of all the shelters in Daxia fell into a dead silence...
It was unknown how long it took before they looked at each other, confusion evident in their eyes.
What's happening here
At the same time, a huge amount of barrage flooded the live broadcast room!
[Um, I want to ask you seriously... Is he cursing? ]
[No way, from the tone of voice, it doesn't seem like that? ]
[I don't think so either. How can someone curse like that? Without even a single curse word? As soon as he started talking, I felt like I was sitting in a western restaurant, eating steak elegantly.]
[No... He said 'your mother is dead'! Isn't that considered an insult?! ]
[By the way, what the hell is this smiling black mangy dog that walks on two legs? It shouldn't be a human, right? ]
[Of course not, how can a human being describe it like this... Is the puppy lost from its mother? ]
[But what did he say next... 'Mr. Chaos'? The dog's owner?]
[I am really impressed, what a dog owner! Fu Xingzhi [Chaos] is one of the three pillars of the mythology of the Ksitigarbha system! According to legend, he is a black man. The mangy dog in front must be scolding him! ]
[Is this true? Isn't that the big boss? ]
[But he is a night watchman! And a member of the special team, so he can curse too? ]
[What's going on above? It's not against the law for a night watchman to curse people... Besides, the person he cursed was not a human at all! ]
[I’ll argue with you guys later… I couldn’t help but pick my ears*]
[Not sure... I'll take a look]
[…]
Just when the entire Internet was ignited by Su Zhe's few short words, a black figure suddenly stopped above the vast ocean!
[Chaos] shook his head and picked up the phone in the live broadcast with a puzzled look on his face.
what happened
It seems like I am hallucinating
Why did I hear someone calling a smiling black mangy dog walking on two legs? And someone said his mother was gone... The key point is, I seemed to hear my own name... It must be an illusion.
[Chaos]'s gaze fell on the screen, and he saw two figures wearing purple cloaks standing on the sea. One of them was covered in blood. It was Lu Baoyou, whom he had just let go!
He caught a glimpse of the barrage of comments on the screen and suddenly froze in place.
At this moment, Su Zhe on the screen spoke again slowly:
"Yes, there is no doubt that I am talking about you, Lord Nyarlathotep from the Old Vineyard... To be honest, your full name is really hard to pronounce. If possible, it would be more suitable to call you 'the black slave' or 'the funny mangy dog who looks like a human'."
Listening to Su Zhe's calm narration, Chaos' eyes slowly widened, and a rare look of disbelief appeared in his eyes...
This human... is mocking Him
In front of billions of ants, he was mocking Him through live streaming?
At this moment, Chaos even forgot about his anger. He looked at the calm face in the picture and the comments floating all over the screen, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity...
This is the first time that Chaos has felt this way since it came to this world. Even when Lin Qiye made a comeback in the hospital four years ago, He was not so shocked!
"If my name offends you, I apologize in advance... I'm not very good at speaking."
Su Zhe counted on his fingers carefully:
"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry..."
“…?” [Chaos] was stunned again.
The audience in front of the screen was also stunned.
What is this night watchman doing in the live broadcast
"Well, Mr. Scurvy." Su Zhe took a deep breath, "You are a ridiculous, ugly, uneducated, motherless poor man. I would like to express my sincere condolences and deep sympathy for the passing of your mother...
In fact, your mother also accompanied me for several days. As her owner, I would communicate with her in a friendly and cordial manner every morning with my fingers... But unfortunately, today I communicated a little too strongly. "
Su Zhe rubbed the remaining yellow solid on his fingertips, and soon it drifted into the sea with the breeze. His expression was full of regret.
"If possible, Mr. Scurvy, I hope you can come and see your mother off for the last time... As you just lost your mother, as your mother's former owner, I can reluctantly give you a precious opportunity... An opportunity to inherit your mother's business.
Because I am not at home all year round, I need you to guard the door for me every day. When you see someone walking past the door, just call out twice. Don't worry about someone snatching you away, because I will tie you with a sturdy rope. If you are bored, you can also go to the cotton field in my backyard to do some work... You should be good at this.
Of course, I will give you some rewards from time to time..."
Under everyone's gaze, Su Zhe raised his hand again and pointed at his butt.
He smiled happily and said:
"I'll reward you with a fresh piece of mother every day, Mr. Scaly Dog, what do you think?"
Everyone in front of the screen was completely stunned.
[Now I am sure... he is cursing]
[I've learned a lot. This is the first time I've seen someone curse like this. And the key is that he didn't even use a single swear word. I'm really impressed! ]
[No, there are too many elements in these sentences... I can't react, can someone explain it to me? ]
[Keywords: no mother, earwax, watchdog, and black... um, I won’t talk about the last one, those who understand will understand]
[So thoughtful, he didn’t use a single swear word when he cursed people. So many people were watching the live broadcast, even if there were children, they wouldn’t understand what he said. He really… I cried to death! ]
[How dare he curse Chaos like that? Isn't that the enemy's boss? This is too brave! ]
[The bravest warrior of the Night's Watch? ]
[Will it really be okay if he curses like this? ]
[Hahahaha, to be honest, I put myself in his shoes. If I were that [Chaos], I would be so angry that my lungs would explode!]
[…]
As a massive barrage of incendiary barrages swept across the screen, Chaos' chest began to rise and fall violently!
He stared at the screen, pointing at Su Zhe's butt with a bright smile, and an unprecedented sense of shame and anger surged in his heart! !
Unfortunately, the clever "He" understood every word in Su Zhe's words. At this moment, he was like a powder keg that was about to explode. A wisp of breath that drifted out of his anger directly caused a whirlpool of tens of kilometers in the sea below!
Just an ant... How dare he?
"In short, I will keep this live broadcast open. I and all the people of Daxia will be waiting for your arrival here," Su Zhe narrowed his eyes and spoke softly.
"You're not afraid to come, are you... Mr. Scurvy?"