The sudden close contact made both of them a little embarrassed. Xie Yan pretended to "cough", "I'm sorry, I accidentally hurt."
Horne: "...Oh." He didn't say whether he believed or not.
Xie Yan looked at the stunned pig on the ground, very neatly tied its limbs with ropes, the whole pig's feet were upside down, like fish on a chopping board, and could only be slaughtered by others.
One god can't afford four pits, the big wild boar has been caught, can the little wild boar escape
Of course you can't miss one!
The little piglet screamed "Ow" and ran away, his sharp voice was frightened, thinking that he had foreseen his own fate. Xie Yan caught one and was out of breath, and the other three were too hard for Huo Nai to see and ended up in person.
After finishing all this, Xie Yan nodded with satisfaction: "That's good, the family just needs to be neat and tidy."
Horne: "..." He wanted to laugh a little, but was stunned.
Suddenly I felt that Xie Yan was so cute.
Although the little piglets really didn't want to leave, they couldn't help themselves.
Xie Yan was unmoved.
On the way down the mountain, Huonai walked behind, guessing that Xie Yan should not be an Omega.
Where can there be such a murderous Omega!
The big wild boar was stunned by Huo Nai, and carried one leg back. Xie Yan saw that he was carrying a pig weighing several hundred kilograms like a schoolbag. He also had one hand free to carry a bamboo basket. He couldn't help but sigh.
This is still after the injury, before the injury is not allowed to lift the truck with one hand.
Xie Yan thought it was okay to not provoke Huo Nai casually, he was afraid that he would be thrown directly to the roof.
The wild boar was temporarily kept in captivity, and Xie Yan had a very good plan: some of them would eat fresh meat, some would be cooked with bacon, and some would be made with sausage. In the future, if you don’t want to cook, you can use the sausage to steam rice and stir-fry a vegetarian dish, which is a perfect lazy person match.
The wild boar is so big, and there are a lot of spices that need to be prepared in various ways. Fortunately, it has been bought online today. The Milky Way is big and has many things, not lack of delicious ingredients, but lack of a heart to find delicious ingredients - these things they don't use to cook, say it tastes weird and doesn't taste good. Xie Yan still found it in the "Strange Taste" section.
Xie Yan intends to teach the people of the galaxy a lesson in turning waste into treasure.
There is never any rubbish, just treasure in the wrong place!
After returning home, it was already a bit late. After a long day of exhaustion, I felt a little tired, so I decided to have a lighter dinner. Tear the matsutake into strips, cut two millet peppers and slice the garlic, then heat a pan, put millet peppers and garlic and fry until fragrant, add the matsutake mushrooms, add a little salt, and keep stirring until the surface of the matsutake mushrooms is slightly yellowed, with When a little burnt fragrance, when the pot is cooked, the smell will make people's appetite greatly increase.
Another dish is stir-fried wild vegetables. I picked some edible wild vegetables from outside. As long as they are cleaned and fried, it is a very delicious dish.
If you have eggs, you can make egg custards. As long as eggs are mixed with water, oil, and a little salt, they can be soft, tender, smooth and delicious.
"Suck it..." Xie Yan was dying of greed.
Xie Yan wrote down this matter and decided to look for it when Mo Duo was exploring again. If he could find the best thing, he could try other new ingredients in Interstellar.
Constant experimentation and innovation are the reasons why food is so broad, profound and has a long history.
Although he does not intend to be a chef, it does not prevent him from bringing the memories and tastes of his past here and taking root in the interstellar space.
This video includes the process of collecting raw materials, and many people were stunned when they saw the video.
[It's real Cai Cai: Is this eating grass? Is this edible?]
[Yangyang loves learning: Blogger, what is that cylindrical thing? It looks delicious!]
"It's matsutake mushrooms, a kind of fungus unique to the plateau. It usually grows in the alpine woodlands above 3,500 meters above sea level in the cold temperate zone. The growth environment is very harsh and the taste is extremely delicious." Xie Yan replied to him, adding a note to the video by the way.
[Yangyang loves learning: Ow, the blogger replied to me! happy! ! ! But I can't eat it, I hate it!]
Xie Yan couldn't help laughing, thinking that these fans are so cute.
There is grazing in the title. Interstellar people have always been food made from nutrient solution or some interstellar ingredients in restaurants. It is relatively monotonous, but no one thought that someone would eat wild vegetables.
Xie Yan saw the familiar name again.
Here it comes, here it comes!
[Lone Wolf: Can you eat wild vegetables? Are you rabbits? Already poor enough to eat grass?]
Every time Xie Yan sees the comments of the gangsters, Xie Yan will be shocked, his palms are itchy, and he really wants to give them a backhand to bloom on the gang. But the more you pay attention to them, the more Archimedes' upper body is generally more rude. Xie Yan has mastered the skill of ignoring them, and ignoring them is more thorough.
[Queen replied Lone Wolf: Super delicious! It's a pity I don't give you food.]
Playing with the bar is a pleasure!
The following group of haha parties like to hear about it:
[Queen ended up scolding people, how could he be so cute!]
[Don't give you a warning!]
And the devouring planet was like a black fan, unable to believe the food Xie Yan made.
[Devouring the Planet: The taste is so good, this taste is too foul! How can there be such delicious food in the world? Why didn't the food company synthesize it? Blogger, can you send an interstellar express? I want to break down the ingredients.]
Xie Yan: "..." Are all interstellar operations so showy
Other fans, whether old or airborne, laughed at him.
[Here again, the white wolf with empty gloves.]
[Look at this ball is big and round, just like this person's face is thick and flat - you used to identify other people's forgery and reported it, and now you want them to send you express, and even swallow the planet, black holes can't digest your face [vomit] [vomit] [vomit]]
[Bloggers don't need to pay attention to this kind of person, please share more food, such a cute person must be Omega! People who can marry bloggers are so lucky!]
Omega? What is an Omega? Interstellar buzzwords? Xie Yan's eyelids were heavy, he yawned, and fell asleep.
Xie Yan was awakened by a rustling sound.
He was a little annoyed, not being able to sleep until he woke up naturally was irritating.
The sound seemed to come from downstairs, very much like someone was rummaging through things. Xie Yan went down with the stun stick, very vigilant.
He slept upstairs, Huonai slept downstairs, and didn't wake up with such a loud voice, pig
As soon as the light was turned on, the pig himself stood in the kitchen, rummaging for food in the dark.
Xie Yan: "…"
Horne: "..."
Embarrassing, deadly embarrassing.
"I just..." Horne tried to explain, "I heard noises in the kitchen, I was afraid of mice coming in, and wanted to check the situation."
Do you have a built-in infrared imaging function in your eyes
Xie Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, and directly pierced his cover: "Just say it when you're hungry, don't be too arrogant."
After all, there are only porridge and vegetables for dinner, and a figure like Huonai may have digested it before going to bed.
The tip of Huo Nai's ears were red and hot, and he was exposed to such a lie.
A voice outside the window rescued him.
Xie Yan saw Huonai's red tipped ears, and was afraid that he would become angry with shame. He knew that this kind of molestation shouldn't be bitten, it should be like fishing. Look."
A drone appeared out of the window, the size of an ostrich, with two long legs as supports and propellers above it, landing lightly on the ground, the square abdomen opened automatically, and a brown box was put down.
"It's quite convenient." Xie Yan couldn't help muttering.
After signing and opening it, he bought the spices and machines.
The enema needs a casing, which is not available in Interstellar. Xie Yan bought some collagen synthesis films, which are translucent and can be digested by the body.
"Since you're awake," Xie Yan stretched out and looked at Yumaobai in the east, "Let's just start working."
Although Huo Nai had only been here for a day, he also understood Xie Yan's temper.
He instinctively chose the optimal solution.
Xie Yan logged into Yinda Entertainment Live Network with Xingwang's account number and started the live broadcast.
The name Queen was new to the live streaming site, and no one saw it at first. However, with a population of 100 billion in the interstellar space, there is always no shortage of idle egg pains, accidentally bumped in and stopped.
Xie Yan prepares to kill pigs. The pig was rinsed with a hose and placed on the case. Because its limbs were tied, it could only be arched back and forth, and the table was about to fall apart.
"I'll do it." Huo Nai wanted to do something for Xie Yan. After all, Xie Yan's petite body killed pigs with a knife. No matter how he looked at it, he would violate the peace.
The knife was handed to him, and Huo Nai raised it high, ready to cut off the pig's head with the knife. Xie Yan saw his posture, grabbed his arm, and grabbed the knife on tiptoe: "Come on, you'll splatter blood like this."
"Are you afraid of blood?" Huo Nai thought Xie Yan was stupid and bold, not afraid of anything.
Xie Yan glanced at him with a "what did you say" look in his eyes: "I'm afraid you'll waste it! Do you know how much pig blood is needed?"
Huo Nai: "..." The reason is so refreshing and refined, too powerful, he can't refute it.
"You help me hold the pig, don't let it move around." Xie Yan lowered his eyes, "Although this thing is stupid, it is quite powerful."
His tone was serious: "If it moves randomly, I'll miss the knife, and it will scream loudly." More serious than a surgeon going to the operating table.
Huo Nai feels that knowing Xie Yan is like peeling an onion, layer by layer, it will always make your eyes irritate.
Xie Yan stepped on the pig's buttocks with his feet, pressed the pig's neck with his hands, and stabbed the knife in neatly to let the blood go. There was a bucket underneath to hold the blood, which could be made into pig's blood, cut into thin slices, and fried to eat. The taste was very good. Great.
There weren't many people in the live broadcast room, but because of his move, it suddenly exploded.
[Holy crap, someone is killing lives on live broadcast! Is there any god, can the live broadcast website manage it!]
[I know this person, he is the food blogger! Did you forget that the person who cooks in the Valais video is called Queen? The hands you see in the mirror are exactly the same! Who told me this guy is an Omega! Do you believe that the person who kills pigs so neatly is Omega?]
[This knife is too crisp, but what is the operation to receive blood? Afraid of dirtying the ground?]
There are more and more people entering Xie Yan's channel. Many people watched this man named Queen kill a pig and let blood, and they all said that they were stunned by my mother. The blogger is definitely an alpha.
The barrage was divided into two camps, one half felt that Xie Yan was too cruel, and the other half felt that the blogger was really a big man and wanted to see the final result.
Xie Yan opened the barrage and found that it was bloody and bloody again. He was so tired that he directly clicked on the application platform to intervene.
If you think that eating meat is cruel, you can all be vegetarians. Isn't it good for everyone to respect each other? This is just ordinary pork, it's like he eats some protected animals.
Is the interstellar even pigs a protected animal? ==
He secretly checked it, no, there are no protected animals in the interstellar space, because the genes of various species are preserved, they can be directly restored, and there is no so-called extinction and endangerment.
"Now we are killing pigs, and then I will make ham, sausage, and bacon, which can be preserved for a long time. For the other part, I will use fresh meat to make pork jelly, Dongpo pork, farmhouse stir-fried pork, sweet and sour pork. Pork ribs, pork belly dry pot tea tree mushroom, pig blood can be solidified, sliced and fried, sprinkled with cumin pepper and homemade sauce, after eating one plate, I want to eat another plate to supplement the body's trace elements."
"Make the best use of it and don't waste it at all." Xie Yan commented.
[I have never heard of these things~]
[My unsatisfactory mouth, it can't help but want to drool!]
[There are so many ways to eat pigs? I always thought that this kind of thing can only be used to eat meat for protein! Usually it tastes indescribable, but it turns out that the way I eat is wrong!]
The staff of the live broadcast network watched with great interest and dealt with all the reports. Because Xie Yan's behavior did not violate relevant laws and regulations, he did not bother the bloggers.
"Now, let me lead everyone to witness the birth of deliciousness." Xie Yan touched the dehaired pig's head with satisfaction, and couldn't help humming, "You are so beautiful~ You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful~beautiful~beautiful~beautiful~ !"
Audience: It's so magical, they couldn't help but sing along!
At this time, a message appeared above the live broadcast room, and the special effects caught everyone's attention: [Wen Renyu enters the live broadcast room]
Mr. Wen Renyu, the Royal Special Chef!
The author has something to say: Interview
Reporter: Mr. Xie, how did you master the skill of killing pigs? Is it necessary for acting
Xie Yan (lighting a cigarette in vicissitudes of life): When I was a child, I saw a villager kill a pig. Because I didn't hold it down, the pig ran off the case and splattered blood in the farmhouse. Since then, I have known that pigs must be killed with one blow, otherwise You will see the blood stained yellow earth...
Reporter: … I unconsciously touched the back of my neck.
Today is also a brutal performance!
Continue to ask for collections! You don't take care of me for the sake of my writing and losing two pounds! I'm super well fed! As long as the favorites and comments can add a lot of blood!