Jun Xiaomo had never thought that one day she would be looked at by her former love rival, Yu Wanrou, with such... affectionate, watery eyes that gave her goosebumps all over her body.
However, this can’t be blamed on Yu Wanrou. She has habitually used weak gestures to win the tenderness and sympathy of the male cultivators, and claims that this is her greatest weapon. Who would have thought that the “young man” in front of her is not a child at all? A male cultivator, but a proper female cultivator wearing the cloak of a male cultivator
Moreover, this female cultivator is the one Yu Wanrou hates the most in her heart, and she wishes she could cut him into pieces and put them in the frying pan.
Jun Xiaomo opened the folding fan with a snap, blocking the corners of her mouth that were twitching on her face. She coughed lightly and said, "It's really hard to refuse a beauty's request..."
Yu Wanrou, who was praised as a "beauty" by "Yao Mo", blushed in embarrassment and thought to herself, she knew that these male cultivators could not resist her temptation and charm.
The corners of Jun Xiaomo's mouth twitched even more. She covered half of her face, fanned her face vigorously, and said, "But... my little dumpling is quite afraid of strangers. It would be bad if he offends the beauty."
Yu Wanrou didn't expect that the other party would make a small turn and the result would be "no borrowing", and she couldn't help but feel a little aggrieved.
Most female cultivators like cute and fluffy animals, and Yu Wanrou is no exception. She really wants to see the little dumpling up close, even if the dumpling she received as a birthday gift scratched her A paw.
So, the aggrieved Yu Wanrou looked at Jun Xiaomo with even more beautiful eyes.
Jun Xiaomo: ...Please, don't look at me like that again, I can't stand it! ! !
If it wasn't in full view of the public, she would have really wanted to rush out and wash her eyes.
As if to respond to Jun Xiaomo's feelings and thoughts, at this time, the little dumpling in Jun Xiaomo's arms moved. It licked its paws slowly, then slowly turned its body, Point your buttocks in the direction of Yu Wanrou—
"Poof!" Then, Xiaotuanzi farted solidly.
Everyone:…
Jun Xiaomo really wanted to say "well done" to Xiaotuanzi, but under so many gazes, she could only suppress her laughter until her stomach cramped.
"Pfft—" Zhong Ruolan "helped" her finish what Jun Xiaomo couldn't do. She said quite meaningfully: "It seems that Junior Sister Wanrou's unparalleled beauty will not work when it comes to Xiao Tuan Shu."
Zhong Ruolan was known for her "hot personality" in the Xuyang Sect, and she often had a quick temper. But she is a little different from Jun Xiaomo's "unruly". Jun Xiaomo's "arrogance" was doted on by Jun Linxuan and Liu Qingmei, with a kind of innocence that is not familiar with the world, while Zhong Ruolan's "hot" "But it's a bit deliberate, because some male cultivators just like this kind of personality.
Zhong Ruolan didn't know about the things between Yu Wanrou and Qin Lingyu, but Yu Wanrou's extremely high popularity in the sect did make her jealous. Now, she had a rare chance to squeeze Yu Wanrou, so naturally she wanted to have a good relationship with her. Take hold.
Zhong Ruolan feels that in terms of beauty, she is no worse than Yu Wanrou. In terms of strength, she is now at the tenth level of Qi training. She has a great chance of reaching the twelfth level of Qi training before the age of thirty-five. Therefore, she has always I don’t think I am worse than Yu Wanrou. As a result, Yu Wanrou's status in the eyes of the male cultivators in the sect is increasing day by day. How can she be willing to do so
Yu Wanrou naturally heard the meaning of Zhong Ruolan's ridicule. She felt that her self-esteem had been trampled on by a small animal, and she couldn't help but feel resentful. She bit her lower lip and looked at "Yao Mo" with resentful eyes.
Old God Jun Xiaomo sat on the ground and selectively ignored the meaning in Yu Wanrou's eyes.
The resentment in Yu Wanrou's heart became even worse.
At this moment, Ke Xinwen, who was sitting next to Yu Wanrou, finally spoke. He felt that his sweetheart had been bullied by a small, first-level qi-trained formation master. As a man, how could he possibly swallow such a sigh of relief? Even though he usually showed his generosity to others, he couldn't speak kindly now.
Ke Xinwen's face turned cold and he said to Jun Xiaomo: "It's just a little beast. Will it lose a few pieces of meat if you look at Wanrou twice? I think it is spoiled by you, Brother Yao." What about 'unwillingness to interact with strangers'? If it dares to resist, Brother Yao, just beat it a few times or starve it a few times to see if it dares to treat the people around you with such a rude attitude next time! "
Jun Xiaomo's eyes turned cold, and his tone became concerned: "Brother Ke, please pay attention to your wording. What do you mean by 'little beast'? I'm willing to take care of it. It's my business and it has nothing to do with you!"
"Oh, it's because of a master like you that it dares to ride on your head and dominate."
"Then what do you think you should do as a 'master'? Beat your pets if they don't obey? I thought Brother Ke was a real man with an awe-inspiring attitude, but I didn't expect that he is a person with a heart more ruthless than a snake or a scorpion. Do you think that small animals don't have that?" Emotions? I think a cold-blooded and ruthless person like you won’t even be willing to be with you, and I’m afraid you’ll kill him for wine one day!”
When Jun Xiaomo talks venomously, she can lose half her life. The most important thing is that what she says is often truthful, leaving the other party unable to find anything to refute.
Now, Jun Xiaomo seems to be mocking Ke Xinwen without any factual basis, but in fact, she is stepping on Ke Xinwen's true temperament in every sentence - Ke Xinwen is not the kind of person who hides his knife behind his smile and likes to stab him in the back. -A man with a knife
Ke Xinwen's face turned red and white at Jun Xiaomo's words. He felt angry and began to speak indiscriminately.
He sneered and said to Jun Xiaomo: "Then who are you? A sixteen-year-old waste with only the first level of Qi training? Don't think that the formation master's requirements for the level of cultivation are not high. I don't think you are even a little bit... For someone who has no ability to protect himself, no team will be willing to accept a burden like yours. No wonder no sect wants you, so just go and live with that little beast in your arms!"
"Squeak!" Xiaotuanzi had always been in Jun Xiaomo's arms and ignored these people. Now, Ke Xinwen actually transferred the fire to Jun Xiaomo, making him unbearable!
Xiaotuanzi gets angry and the consequences are serious.
The little dumpling let out a "squeak", and his hind legs suddenly exerted force. After jumping on the table, he ran in front of Ke Xinwen with great speed, jumped up, and bit his nose.
Xiaotuanzi completed this series of actions almost in the blink of an eye. When everyone reacted, they heard Ke Xinwen's pig-killing roar.
"Ah - little beast, go away!" Ke Xinwen wanted to pull off the little dumpling hanging on his nose with his hands, but he didn't expect that the little dumpling would bite so deep, and the layer of fur also looked like It's as if it's oiled, so slippery that it's not easy to catch.
Under the dual effects of the biting force of Xiaotuanzi's mouth and its own weight, Ke Xinwen's nose quickly swelled.
"Pfft..." Jun Xiaomo wanted to laugh and continue to stand aside and watch the show. But the ferocious look on Ke Xinwen's face was too terrifying. She was afraid that if she continued, Xiaotuanzi would really be destroyed by Ke Xinwen, a petty person like him.
Therefore, Jun Xiaomo scolded softly: "Xiaotuanzi, come back!" In this chaos, Xiaotuanzi actually caught Jun Xiaomo's not-so-loud shout, and decisively avoided Ke Xinwen's last attack. He caught it and jumped along the table back to Jun Xiaomo's arms.
Xiaotuanzi, who jumped back into Jun Xiaomo's arms, began to "play dead" motionless again, as if the little guy who had just bitten another person lively was not him.
Jun Xiaomo scratched the back of its ear and whispered one word: "Be good~"
Except for Ye Xiuwen who was sitting next to Jun Xiaomo, everyone else was busy paying attention to Ke Xinwen's condition and did not hear Jun Xiaomo's words clearly.
Xiaotuanzi moved his ears, shook his tail, and continued to point his butt at the crowd.
After a while, Ke Xinwen finally recovered. But even though he applied medicine, his nose could not recover for a while. He could only cover his red and swollen nose with one hand in a funny way, and slammed the table with the other hand and said: "Yao Mo, should you give me one?" Explain!" Most of the other disciples in Xuyang Sect also looked at Jun Xiaomo angrily, feeling that Jun Xiaomo was undoubtedly challenging the authority and bottom line of Xuyang Sect.
The corners of Jun Xiaomo's mouth twitched. Ke Xinwen had just been bitten by Xiaotuanzi so much that tears came out. Now the tears have not completely dried up. This "tearful" look is really a bit "I see you." pity".
Well, these four words don't seem appropriate to use on a burly man.
Jun Xiaomo shook off the irrelevant associations in his head, adjusted his expression, and said coldly: "An explanation? What kind of 'explanation' do I need to give you, Brother Ke? I have already said that small animals can also have Their emotions, if you say 'little beast' to the left and 'little beast' to the right, can they be angry?! How about I call Brother Ke 'little beast' a few times and see if you get angry?"
"How dare you!" Ke Xinwen glared at Jun Xiaomo.
He obviously likes to show others his "generosity", but today when faced with Jun Xiaomo's sharp mouth, he almost wanted to wear away all his "generousness" in his life.
Jun Xiaomo quickly pretended to be "fearful" and said: "Don't dare... I'm just making an analogy." After saying that, she suddenly changed her expression, waved her fan leisurely and said, "Since Brother Ke, you are so repulsive to the word 'animal', can you also feel what my little dumpling felt just now? I am just asking you to change positions and experience it. What is this called? Let me think about it... Oh , by the way, it’s called ‘empathy’.”
Ke Xinwen was so angry that he almost vomited blood.