Chen Zhao mentioned the Shar Pei dog: "It is said that a few people will have auditory hallucinations after flying. It should be my auditory hallucinations."
"Human, you are insulting a hell lord, do you understand what this means?"
"Did you know that the Chinese cook dog meat in more than a hundred ways?" Chen Zhao was not deterred at all, mainly because his mind had not turned around yet.
"Human, you can't do this. I was summoned by you."
"Did I summon you? Did I summon you?" Chen Zhao slowly put down the Shar-Pei who claimed to be the Lord of Hell. At this time, his mind was a little confused, no, to be precise, it was very confused.
"Yes, I am a subordinate of the King of Gluttony, Beelzebub Vito."
"How did I summon you?" Chen Zhao asked.
"how could I know."
"When summoning a demon, shouldn't it require a sacrifice or something? What ritual did I perform just now?"
"I don't know. Anyway, I felt your signs, so I came."
"So what can you do for me?"
"You should say what do you need me to do for you."
Chen Zhao didn't understand how Beelzebub appeared.
But now he wanted to figure out what the use of summoning this talking Shar-Pei was.
"I want money, a lot of money." Chen Zhao made a very vulgar request.
"Please, I am a subordinate of the King of Gluttony, not the King of Greed, Mammon. I don't do such vulgar things."
"Then how do I summon Mammon's subordinates?" Chen Zhao was now interested in this question again.
"I don't even know why I was summoned by you. You asked me how to summon other demon king's subordinates. Do you think I might know?"
"Then how do I send you back?"
"Eat, I want to eat to satisfy my desires."
Chen Zhao called room service: "Ethan, get me something to eat."
Not long after, Ethan brought food, a few homemade burgers: "Ten dollars, thank you for your patronage."
But when Ethan saw Beelzebub the Shar-Pei, he added, "My hotel does not allow pets."
"I will find a place to bury it later, and then I will call the Animal Protection Society and tell them that you tortured and killed a pet dog."
"Okay, I'm kidding." Ethan is a bully American.
…
"You should be friendly to me. I am your summoned demon. There is a contract between you and me."
"I suddenly felt that if I killed you, I might be able to replace you with a more useful demon."
"You will be punished, you evil human being."
"Okay, eat up and go back to hell, otherwise, I won't be able to help but make you into a dog meat hotpot."
"Human food is the only place I miss in the world." Beelzebub ate a hamburger in one bite: "Unfortunately, my body is too small. Two is already the limit."
"Do all demons have such a small appetite?"
"It's just that my projection can only appear in this form. Damn it, next time you summon me, can you please become stronger? Let me have a bigger body."
"Does this have anything to do with me?"
"Of course, the more powerful you are, the bigger my body can be summoned."
"I should be glad that I am weak, otherwise, I am afraid that my property will not be able to satisfy your appetite."
"Then see you next time."
"No, never see you again." Chen Zhao did not hide his disgust.
Beelzebub slowly disappeared, right in front of Chen Zhao.
Chen Zhao also filled his stomach. He was also hungry.
Suddenly, Chen Zhao recalled that before Beelzebub appeared, he had seen the food in Ethan's hand and developed an appetite.
Then the next moment, Beelzebub appeared. Could it be for this reason
"Appetite?" Chen Zhao looked at the burgers on the table, but in his mind he imagined a full banquet.
Gudong—
The familiar little figure appeared again, and Beelzebub looked at Chen Zhao with a sad face.
"We agreed we would never see each other again? Why did you summon me again?"
"I'm just trying, there's a burger on the table, get out of here."
"I can't eat. What I just ate hasn't been digested yet."
"It's really troublesome, I need to try to summon other demons."
"If you allow me to use my powers, I can speed up digestion."
"Use it, use it."
Gululu—
At this moment, Chen Zhao suddenly felt very hungry, very, very hungry... This feeling was ten times stronger than before.
Chen Zhao immediately picked up a burger and devoured it hungrily.
"Still hungry... strange, what's going on?"
Chen Zhao looked at Beelzebub fiercely: "Did you do it?"
"You promised me to use my power." Beelzebub shrank his eyes, seeming a little afraid of Chen Zhao.
"This ability is useless." Chen Zhao curled his lips: "It's not practical at all."
"If the projection you summon is powerful enough, I can make a person die."
"I am a doctor, not a killer. My duty is to save people, not to kill... And... your ability is just to let me eat one more burger."
"You are too weak, you pathetic human being."
“I feel like I can have one more dog meat hot pot meal now!”
"Humans, we have a contract."
"Then what? If I eat you, what will happen to me? Die? Or turn into a demon?"
"You... you will..." Beelzebub was a little at a loss: "When I go back, I will check the devil's book and then tell you."
Clearly, this isn't a demon who doesn't do his homework.
"But you don't know what will happen, so you definitely don't dare to kill me, human being." Beelzebub is still very good at guessing human nature.
"Similarly, you are now under my control, right?"
"You don't have to expect me to help you fulfill some impossible wishes."
"Come on, roll around on the ground three times."
"Human, are you challenging the dignity of a demon lord?"
"What kind of punishment will you receive if you disobey the summoner's order?"
One lap, two laps, three laps...
"Good dog."
"I'm not a dog, I'm a devil! You despicable human being."
"Three more laps."
One lap, two laps, three laps.
"Let's make peace."
"Have you given up in the second wave? I thought the devil would be more determined."
"In fact, it's not. In essence, there is no difference between our thoughts and concepts." Beelzebub said: "If you put aside the differences in species, the biggest difference between us is that we demons are more rational than you humans."
"Do you still know the concept of species?"
"Many of you on earth are in hell, I should say most of you."
"So, hell should be more developed than the human world, right? After all, there are many geniuses in hell, and after they die once, they shouldn't die again, right?"
"In fact, it's not true. After their souls enter hell, they will only remember part of the things, and the longer the time, the less memories there are. So we can only know the general situation of the world from their mouths, but if we want to rely on those It is obviously impossible for human geniuses to develop hell, not to mention that we demons are more interested in destruction than creation."
"Are there many people in this world who can summon demons like me?"
"In fact, no, I may be the only demon who has left hell through summoning in the past thousand years."
(End of chapter)