In fact, they didn't take a few steps. They quickly reached an open yard with sand under their feet. There were several large rocks not far away. They were very large, like a small rockery. The stones are cracked.
A magic scorpion emerged from the sand, and it was about to bite the neck of the tall monster in a coma. The monster suddenly opened its eyes.
Grabbing the scorpion and eating it tightly in his mouth, he sat up.
Rubbing the big bag on his head, the tall monster stood up, and he didn't mention the things about being knocked unconscious and being charged indiscriminately before, as if those things never happened.
"Is this the test site?" He was the first to ask the old monster.
"Well, the original test tools were those stones, but the little guy in front broke them all..." The old monster nodded.
Feeling completely different from the two monsters next to him, Jihuan's slender eyes widened slightly:
The hill-like stone in the yard is actually a test tool? Wait - he thinks he seems to understand what one stone and two stones mean, doesn't he mean being able to lift two such stones
Ji Huan looked at the cracked stones in the yard and counted them. If there were no cracks, there should have been 16 stones in the yard. Could it be that someone can lift 16 such stones?
Ji Huan looked at his arm, then at Little Gray Demon's arm, and finally swallowed.
"There are few stones in this place, and there are even fewer such big stones. Before that person pays me the new stones, he has to change the test method." Grabbing the head under the cloak, the old monster said, hearing him Having said that, Jihuan's spirits were lifted.
Luckily the stones are broken - he thought happily.
The old monster seemed to think for a while, but it didn't take a long time to think about it, and soon he pointed to his chest: "You young people don't know the importance, and you can't handle anything in your hands. If it is broken, for the sake of saving, I will use it as a test tool myself."
As the old monster said, he took off the cloak on his body, took off the inner shirt, revealing his shriveled and thin chest, he waved: "Come, hit the chest, use your best strength, don't touch other places, If you break my clothes, I want you to pay for it with your life."
"Haha!" After listening to this sentence, the tall monster showed a malicious smile on his face, revealing two big fists, while he tapped lightly with two fists, he slowly approached the old monster: "I Your strength is very strong, I won't damage your clothes, but... You can't guarantee it if you don't... "
Seeing the two getting closer and closer, Ji Huanqing couldn't help breaking a cold sweat for the old monster.
"Remember what you said, don't damage my clothes." With drooping eyelids, he could barely see his eyes, and the old monster beckoned to the tall monster.
A devilish smile instantly appeared on the face of the tall monster. He bowed slightly, and at this moment, his body suddenly disappeared in front of everyone, and a gust of wind instantly blew up in the air, and Ji Huan could barely see a touch of it. The phantom, then the phantom quickly approached the old monster wrapped in the wind, and then suddenly—
The moment the tall monster appeared in front of the old monster, the old monster disappeared!
Ji Huan and Little Gray Demon looked up into the air together, the two of them raised their heads together, and then looked down together.
When they saw what the old monster looked like now, the two of them looked at the tall monster beside them.
"Wait a minute! Why are your trousers so weak! How come you old guy didn't break your trousers at all but has a big hole! Where did you buy your trousers! I'm going to complain!"
The old monster who was punched out by himself was not injured at all, but his trousers were scratched with a big hole. Thinking of what the old monster said before, the whole monster of the tall monster was bad.
"I, old, mother-in-law, give, me, do, do." The old monster was angry, and his angry look was extremely terrifying. Not only did the tall monster begin to explain immediately, but Jihuan felt that his hand had been pulled. , when he came back to his senses, he suddenly teleported to two monsters twenty meters away!
"You brought me here?" Ji Huan looked down at the little gray devil.
The little gray devil nodded and looked at the two monsters in the yard with a hint of panic in his big eyes.
Ji Huan touched his head, carefully looked at the hole in the old monster's trousers, and then looked at the tall monster who was retreating more and more. After thinking about it, he walked over.
"I'll sew it for you." He took out a set of needles and thread from the bag he was carrying, and he discussed with the old monster like this.
Under the gaze of the three-headed monsters, Jihuan calmly threaded the needle and thread, and then, using the thin legs of the old monster, skillfully sewed the holes in his trousers, probably because he was used to embroidering frog embroidery on Black Egg's underwear. Finally, Jihuan also embroidered a frog with green thread on the hole.
After embroidering, looking at the frog that didn't look like a frog at all, Jihuan's hand holding the needle froze for a moment, but it was too late to do anything at this time, so he calmly broke the thread, and then retracted the needle and thread again. in the bag.
A large tear fell on the sand beside his feet. When Ji Huan raised his head to look at the old monster, he saw two tears streaming down his wrinkled face.
"When I was young... I used to fight and break my clothes. At that time... my family was poor, and my wife would embroider me a flower on the hole every time after mending my pants."
"At that time, I was always Ye Farr's most fancy monster!"
The old monster wiped away tears, and said to Ji Huan at his feet after a while: "Thank you, the flowers you embroider are so beautiful."
Jihuan: That's a frog!
Little Gray Devil: It's a frog!
Well, although I don't know what a frog is, I have seen so many frogs on Heidan that the little gray devil called the frog Jihuan made a frog.
Frogs are really scary monsters, they look scary ← Little Gray Demon thought so.
However, with Jihuan's interruption, the test that was destined to be interrupted could continue, and a monster that almost died before, ahem, also survived.
"Seventeen stones." The old monster gave the test results.
Looking at the huge stones on the ground, and at the tall monster who was relieved, Jihuan was a little surprised.
The strength of the other party... is it really that big
"Thank you." The next person to test was the little gray demon. While Jihuan was waiting to watch, it was the tall monster who came over with his head lowered, and looked at him with great difficulty and said to him. A thank you.
"No thanks, we can get here thanks to you asking for directions." Ji Huan said frankly, the other party looked at him at the entrance of the test area, and he must have recognized himself and the little gray devil. Now admit it.
"Hey, I saw you." The tall monster smiled heartily.
Seeing how the tall monster was struggling to talk to him, the light bulb in Jihuan's head suddenly lit up.
"That... I think you've been asking for directions from monsters about the same height as you, shouldn't you... "
"You just don't like bowing your head?"
Jihuan had also figured out that the other party did this to prevent those monsters from randomly jumping in the queue and finding fault... for various reasons, but now that I think about it, maybe the tall monsters didn't think too much.
"That's right, you are all too short, it hurts your neck when you lower your head and talk!" The tall monster smiled again, stretched out a hand, and introduced himself: "My name is Abu."
It's just a pronunciation. Ji Huan wanted to ask him which words he was talking about, but thinking of how the other party paid ten bone coins because he was illiterate and almost wanted to beat the old monster, he instantly dismissed the idea.
"My name is Jihuan." Jihuan also introduced his name.
"Jihua?" Abu repeated.
"It's not flowers, it's Huan." Ji Huan repeated it.
After saying it several times with Ji Huan, but still unable to pronounce the sound, the tall monster simply waved his hand: "It's decided, I'll call you Ah Hua!"
Jihuan: …
He always felt that he seemed to know why his nickname was Xiaohua.
Shouldn't it be... It's because the word "happy" in your name is actually difficult for monsters to pronounce, right
=-=
Just when Jihuan and Abu introduced each other, the little gray devil's test began.
"Come on!" After stopping chatting with Abu, Jihuan cheered for the little gray devil.
He carefully avoided the old monster's pants, and learned from the old monster. The demon waved a small fist towards the old monster.
After the fight, the little gray devil first took a close look at the old monster's trousers, then took a closer look at his own trousers, and found that neither trousers were damaged, he seemed relieved.
"1.8 stone." The old monster reported the test results of the little gray devil with a blank face: "With this strength, I can probably find a job against sacks."
He also gave career advice, although this one…
cough cough.
Unable to see whether he was satisfied or dissatisfied, the little gray devil went to put on a cloak.
Then, it was Jihuan's turn.
"Come on." But it was the little gray devil on the side who cheered him on.
If even the little gray devil can hit a result of 1.8 stone, maybe those stones are just big and not heavy, and their test results should not be too bad.
Ji Huan bowed to the old monster, and then threw a punch at the opponent.
Like after receiving the fist of the little gray devil, the old monster remained motionless.
However, he did not report the test results.
Just when Ji Huan didn't know what was going on, the old monster suddenly spoke again:
"You, give me another punch."
Feeling uneasy in his heart, Ji Huan punched again.
The old monster still closed his eyes.
"... a few more hammers."
Is it difficult to measure? Taking a sip, Ji Huan didn't pay attention to ask the question he was thinking about.
"No, it's quite comfortable for you to beat the ground. Give it a few more hits." The old monster's eyelids didn't lift.
Jihuan: …
However, the old monster finally gave him the test results.
"It's hard to measure."
"The smallest unit here is a stone, that, your power, can't be evaluated with our unit here!"
Jihuan: …
Next is the speed test, again in this yard, to test how many laps you can run in the yard in one minute.
=-=
It's not how many minutes it takes to run a lap in human society, but how many laps in one minute... how many laps
Ji Huan suddenly felt the malice of the monster society towards human beings.
Since the test time is only one minute per person, the test results came out quickly:
Abu is 35 a minute;
Little Gray Devil 50 per minute;
And following the joy…
One minute 2.
Jihuan has estimated the size of the yard, and after the run, he confirmed that his athletic ability has improved a lot compared to before. In the place where he used to live, he can participate in the Olympics with the results just now. He didn't expect to come here. …
"Your athletic ability is not very good." Patting his shoulder, the old monster said earnestly.
The little gray devil also stood on tiptoe and patted his hand.
Ji Huan suddenly felt deeply that he was sympathized and comforted.
The former Human Sociologist, who has been at the bottom of two consecutive grades, feels the pressure of Sensen.
This pressure does not come from realizing that I am weak, but from worrying that I will not be able to find a job to support my family in the future.
But soon it was time for a vision test.
The old monster stretched out five fingers. This time, he would not misunderstand that the other party wanted five bone coins. Abu immediately looked behind him: uh... this time, there is no wall behind the old monster...
The little gray devil immediately looked up at the sky.
Ji Huan also looked up at the sky, but unfortunately, he didn't see anything.
"Have you seen the bird flying in the sky?" Raising a hand, the old monster pointed to the sky.
"Uh... I see, white." Abu closed one eye and looked intently with the other.
"Well, there is a cloth strip on the chest." The little gray devil added.
Jihuan: … The sky is so white today.
"Well, now tell me what is written on the cloth strip on the bird's chest." The old monster said immediately.
This time, the speechless turned into a tall monster and a little gray devil.
"Now I let it fly a little lower, and tell me what is written on the cloth strip on his chest." After whistling, the old monster continued.
Jihuan can see the bird this time, and there really is a strip of cloth on the bird's chest, which reads...
"... test... try... point... under... next... face." Although it was a little difficult, he could see the words on it clearly.
After coming here, not only his physical strength is better than before, but his eyesight and hearing are also much better. Jihuan was a little short-sighted before.
"Very good, you are 1000, the other two, the two of you, are 0." The old monster quickly announced the test results: "Long eyes are useless, you have to know what it is, otherwise it will be open. blindness."
The drooping eyelids glanced at the tall monster and the little gray devil: "Otherwise, even if you are hired, you will be asked to visit a certain target, but you see it, and you don't recognize any of the information above, so what is the difference? See what's the use?"
Little Grey Demon & Tall Monster:…
Totally irrefutable!
The author has something to say:
Today's little gray devil is also with pink fur, no! Scarves appear together
There are pictures!
If you can't see it here, you can go to Weibo
With a bonus this morning, the author bought a copy of the latest Papa Papa with a bone coin:
Issue 4
"Super Papapa" Season 3
I know it's all the editor's fault, I said that the update won't be late~
It will make the audience who are waiting for it not able to see it in time~
It's just that the editor can't do anything about it, and I can't find any gossip~
Too clean and self-sufficient, Xiaobian can't hold it!
- Koala version of "It's all the editor's fault"
(After seeing Yue Bansang's description of the supporting characters in this issue... I really don't have to write about this issue... Look at them and then look at the editor's mirror~ [I feel cute! ] )
Please don't slap in the face! ! ! Although the editor is rape flower ~ but I still want to rely on it! Face! eat! meal!
Um! Waiting for the editor to find a trench that can take care of the editor~~*^_^* Then I can't fight! ! ! *_* Koalas are also protected animals...
So the question is, what to write in this issue
Although there is no aunt's peach-colored scandal, the editor thinks that it can still be rescued! Just let the daily life of Nimeng God!
Small Theater - "Egg's Day"
Ding!
It's dawn!
Tweet get up and go to the kitchen to make breakfast! Grandpa is still feeding (stealing) chickens (eating)!
And what about eggs
The camera turns to the bedroom, the soft and warm big bed is covered with a messy quilt, and a small black head is exposed on it! It is Wuli Dandanjun! ! !
(woc! Eh?!! Don’t lick the screen!!! What are you doing, cameraman!!! ⊙▽⊙ beasts!!!╰_╯ moral!!! The convex(> dish