"Ah!!!! There is a fat bone over there! Hurry up and block it!" In the air, only the roar of the horned monster from far to near could be heard, but he was nowhere to be seen.
His speed was already faster than lightning, turning into a phantom and dissolving in the air.
The end of the roar had not yet ended, and I saw another phantom flanking from behind and running straight in front of him.
In the next second, the figure of the little gray devil appeared there, and his two claws were pressing a bone. The moment he appeared, the figure of the horned monster also appeared from the air.
The first thing the standing horned monster landed was to lower his head and touch his chest. He didn't touch his great-grandson on his chest. The old monster was startled and almost thought he was running too fast during the hunt. The great-grandson was lost by himself, but he soon noticed that the hair on his neck was different. Not long after, a small black monster emerged from his thick neck hair, as if reporting that he had landed safely. , the little monster called "Yeah" twice.
"The black egg is really strong, and it's really strong!" The great grandson was fine, and the horned monster immediately felt relieved.
Ahead, the little gray devil, who was carrying a skull, pointed to the sky.
The horned monster looked up reflexively: first, a pair of reading glasses suddenly fell from the sky and hit his face, then a pair of small green underwear with an abstract frog embroidered on it.
The speed of the horned monster was too fast, and the reading glasses accidentally flew away when he was running wildly; the same is true for the black egg's underwear. Although the little monster himself tightly grasped the grandfather's fur, but at the moment when the horned monster ran, Except for his two small claws, his body was almost suspended in the air, and the wind was so strong that the little monster's underwear was scraped away.
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"Yeah! Grandpa's reading glasses fell off, and so did Heidan's underwear." Taking off the glasses and small underwear on his face, the old monster smiled and said to the great-grandson in his neck.
Great-grandson Black Egg also laughed.
In the following time, the old monster carefully hung the reading glasses made by his grandson around his neck, and then carefully pulled off his small green panties, passed through his two small legs, and put them on his bare bulging buttocks. .
"Alright, alright, my grandson didn't lose his glasses, he didn't lose his glasses, and he grabbed so many bones, he's alive!" The old monster happily announced.
On the first day of grandson's work, the old monster had to take his great grandson alone, but he also took his grandson alone when he went to school, so today is not the first time he has been alone with his great grandson.
However, unlike before, today's old monsters need to hunt and support their families!
Although the little gray devil said that he could put black eggs into his lair, the old monster was a little worried. After all, the great-grandson doesn't have an adult bone yet, what if he gets carried away
So the old monster had to learn from his grandson and tied his great grandson with a big scarf.
It's a pity that the old monster's human form is a thin old man, but the prototype is a horned monster with wide head, wide chest, thin waist, and narrow hips. The chest is much wider than that of the grandson of a human. Baguai tied it up several times. When he got to the horned monster, he could only go around once. Although he tried to tie it up, it seemed that the tie was not secure. As early as he was running, the scarf was loosened. Fortunately, the black egg inside Being alert enough, he grasped the fur in Grandpa Zeng's neck very familiarly, and held it tightly. The black egg hung on Grandpa's body like this until Grandpa stopped.
He stretched out his little paws to pick up the underwear he just put on, and Heidan smiled at Grandpa again.
"Heidan is really a good-natured baby, just like your uncle back then." After licking Heidan's little face, the horned monster stuffed him back into the clothes on his chest.
After counting the bones on the ground, probably feeling satisfied, the goat horn monster gave some of them to the little gray devil.
"One end is enough, the rest are all yours to hunt down." The little gray devil was only willing to accept one end.
"Take it! These bones are not for you, but for you to take to work tomorrow.
Aren't you going to work tomorrow too? According to the rules of our hometown, it is best to bring some gifts to the colleagues and leaders of the employer on the first day of work, so that the relationship between colleagues will be better and work will be easier in the future. "
Introducing the previous experience, the old monster just stuffed a few skulls into the hands of the little gray devil.
In the following time, the horned monster also taught the little gray devil how to deal with these bones, brushed their fur, closed their eyes, and finally tied their tails one by one with a rope made of hay, and finally appeared in the old man. The bones on the monster's hand look very beautiful.
Uh... It looks very pretty with the horn monster aesthetic.
"Does it look good?" The horned monster played with it, and asked the little gray devil for his opinion.
"Good-looking." Nodding his head earnestly, the little gray devil answered him.
Well, the aesthetics of the little gray devil looks very close to the horned monster.
"Giving gifts is a kind of knowledge! It's not enough just to have things, but also packaging. We could buy a lot of decorative things there before, ribbons! Gift boxes! There are all kinds of colors and styles. Back then When Xiaohua went to primary school on the first day, I beat a wild boar on the mountain, and tied a bow on the pig's tail with a ribbon and sent it to his future teacher's house. Later, Xiaohua went to school very smoothly, and the teacher also fought with others. Don't dare to tell him."
"It must be the wild boar I beat that is beautiful and delicious." The old monster was delighted~
The little gray demon nodded with a very educated expression on his face.
Well, the bloody, dead boar with bloodstained bows tied to its tail was thrown into the bedroom of the young female teacher who had just graduated at midnight.
cough cough.
It is said that the bloody smell in that room took half a year to dissipate.
The old monster is also a type of ingenuity among monsters. He quickly finished processing the few skulls in his hands. Seeing that the little gray monster next to him was still clumsily groping how to weave straw ropes, he simply helped him weave it, and directly After finishing the arrangement, he finally handed over a bunch of neat bones to the little gray devil.
After telling the little gray devil that he must give this gift to his boss or colleague when he goes to work tomorrow, the old monster waved at him, carried a bunch of bones, and held his great-grandson in his arms, and he headed straight for the talent market.
Today is grandson's first day at work. In his opinion, it is the same big event as the first day of school. He has to pick up grandson and give a gift to grandson's boss by the way.
The gift is this string of bones in his hand!
So Adan, the old monster in the testing area, met with the employee's grandfather before the employee left, and received a string of fat bone mice. Since he didn't know how to cook, he simply let the staff's family stay to eat/make dinner, and dinner was just those bones.
The old monster who ate the braised bones made by Jihuan was very surprised.
"I always feel... my wife has cooked a similar dish before..." The old monster, who burst into tears again, devoured the whole pot of bones by himself.
Jihuan's family had no choice but to eat the luxurious takeout he originally ordered for himself.
By the way, although the old monster said that he made lunch at noon, he needed to make it himself, but in fact, when it was noon, he took Jihuan to the restaurant together, which was near the talent market and drove for 15 minutes (←The old monster There is a car!), Jihuan's initial braised plan was completely useless.
Fortunately, grandpa came and brought so many bones.
After eating the braised bone mouse, the old monster decided that Jihuan would cook for a few days a week, and he would take Jihuan to the restaurant at other times, but this time the reason was to steal the teacher.
"You study how they do it, come back and I'll buy you materials, let's try and make it ourselves."
I don't know if it was because he was very satisfied, he also decided to give Ji Huan a salary increase.
500 bone coins rise to 600 bone coins every month.
Newcomers get a salary increase on the first day of employment, which is rare in the original society!
What a joy.
There are not many people who come to the test every day, but there are many people who ask to bring their resumes. When it is found that the employers are more willing to talk to monsters with resumes, more and more monsters come back to the test area to ask for resumes.
Going out to work every morning, eating with the old monster at noon, sometimes making it by myself, and sometimes going out to eat out with two people.
When making it by himself, the old monster will ask Ji Huan to make a call directly, order what materials he wants, and the other party will deliver the materials he wants on time at noon; if two people go out to eat, the old monster will change The place to eat, probably because he thought it was too troublesome to drive, the old monster simply gave the car to Jihuan and let him practice how to drive by himself. The practice venue is ready-made, just the big yard where the monsters come to test. There is no coach, and the old monsters are too lazy to teach, so Jihuan has to explore on his own.
Fortunately, he can repair cars.
Ahem, the car was crashed by him several times during practice. Jihuan did some research, but he repaired it by himself without waiting for the repairer to come to the door.
You forgot that Xiaohua's last job was in a car repair shop
In this way, while learning to crash and repair, Jihuan quickly learned how to drive, and by the way, his car repair skills were also full.
The old monster got him a driver's license, and since then, when he goes out to eat, the driver is Jihuan.
The little gray devil went to get off work in the evening, when Jihuan had already left work.
Before his first day of work, Jihuan also took care of him. The pink scarf was carefully washed and dried, and the cloak on his body was also cleaned. Jihuan carefully repaired the holes on it. The bone that Grandpa had packed (← Grandpa later made a box out of hay), and the little gray devil left.
Standing in a group of monsters with different heights and heights, he listened to the instruction, and took the uniform from the foreman. The little gray devil who changed into the uniform looked similar to the other monsters around him except for his height.
However, appearances are almost not enough, and the monsters who originally worked here still regard him as an outsider.
They don't talk to him or tell him what to do.
The little gray devil was repelled.
During the break, he handed over the gift that Grandpa had prepared for him.
"Gifts," he said.
The monster who received the gift was a little surprised, but also a little overjoyed. He pretended to be reserved and opened the box. When he saw that it was full of ribs, the joy on his face disappeared instantly.
Ironically, he showed the contents inside to other monsters, and when they saw that the gift inside was the lowest "Bone" of the monsters here, all the monsters laughed out loud.
Finally, the box full of bones was thrown away.
It was thrown at the little gray devil's feet.
The little gray devil didn't say a word, just picked up a box of bones, put it back into the box, and carefully closed it.
In the following time, if no one talks to him, he will listen to others. If no one tells him what to do, he will watch what others do. When receiving money, he will honestly queue up to receive it.
Until the moment when the foreman announced to leave after work—
The little gray devil jumped up.
Hunting since he was born consciously, he raised himself to such a large size by himself. Although he looks emaciated and malnourished, his body contains terrifying powers that are completely inconsistent with appearance.
He attacked the monster that threw away the gift earlier.
The small figure disappeared into the air the moment he jumped up. In the next time, he could only hear the monster scolding. At first he was still resisting, but as time went by, the wounds on his body became more and more serious. The more it became, the sooner it became a bloody mass. It was not that there were no other monsters to stop it, but the speed of the little monster was too fast. Let the monster be attacked even harder until it fell to the ground.
Only then did people see the little gray monster.
Squatting on the bloody monster, the little monster was holding a big box in his hand, with a blank expression on his face, he stuffed the bones in the box into the monster's mouth one by one.
After everything was stuffed, he took the money and the empty box and left.
The next day, the horned monster got the box that he made again.
"Has the other party accepted the gift?" Bowing his head, he asked the little monster up to his thigh.
"Take it." The little monster nodded.
"Is the other party happy?" The old monster stared with wide eyes in anticipation.
The little monster thought for a while, and finally said, "He's very full."
To be full should mean to like to eat, right
Thinking of this, the old monster smiled happily: "Just accept the gift, and no one will bully you in the future!"
The corners of the little gray devil's mouth lifted slightly, revealing a small smile.
However, after that day, no one dared to bully the little gray devil blatantly.
In addition, Abu also successfully took up his post.
According to Jihuan's advice, although he felt it was a bit of a waste, he still bought insurance, the cheapest one.
He started robbery for the first time, and Abu got a lot of money. He used the money to invite Jihuan and Little Gray Demon to have a meal.
Later, every time he came back from the robbery, if there was money to be made, he would invite them to dinner, and Jihuan and Little Gray Devil would also treat them when they paid their wages. Gradually, this became a routine between them.
With a stable job, a regular life, and new things to deal with every day, with more and more people in contact, and friends, Jihuan has finally found his place in this world.