Seeing that the guys below the city were still cowering, Wu Lingfeng cursed triumphantly. He was so fucking happy. Where could he find these grandsons? They didn't retaliate, they were the best. Ice and fire! Chinese.
"Grandsons, grandpa is eating meat here. You guys are watching below. If you want to eat bones, just scream and grandpa will reward you with some." Wu Lingfeng gnawed on the barbecue in his hand and said proudly.
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This time, the guys below finally couldn't stand it anymore, and Wizard Ilya started a classic dialogue.
"Do you dare to come down?" Ilya said loudly to Wu Lingfeng.
"Do you dare to come up?" Wu Lingfeng waved to Ilya.
This seems to be the dialogue between Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk in the Eight Hundred Miles of Liusha River in Journey to the West.
"I call you, do you dare to agree?" Seeing that there was enough time, Wu Lingfeng wanted to tease the wizard again.
"Why don't you dare?" Ilya said angrily. It's true that I don't dare to go in. Why don't I dare to agree
"Okay, then listen carefully..." Wu Lingfeng said.
"Say it, I'm listening..." Ilya said with his head held high, no one dared to agree.
Wu Lingfeng asked: "Are you a noble from the Thorn Flower Empire?"
"Yes, I am Count Ilya of the Thorn Flower Empire." Ilya nodded.
Wu Lingfeng asked again: "Are you a magician?"
"Of course, I am much better than that old guy Kidd. For a mage in his forties, it is only a matter of time before he becomes a mage." Ilya said proudly.
Wu Lingfeng asked again: "Are you my grandson?"
"Of course..." Ilya responded unpreparedly. As soon as he said it, he suddenly felt something was wrong and said angrily, "Asshole, brat, how dare you deceive me..."
"Grandson, grandpa is here. Hey, you want to be my grandson so much. I can't help it. I don't know when your mother gave birth to you. You are not a bastard, are you?" Wu Lingfeng asked jokingly.
"You... come down here. I want to duel with you, a duel between nobles!" Ilya immediately tore off a rag from his sleeve and threw it on the ground.
Wu Lingfeng said helplessly: "Hey, the wind is too strong, I can't hear you, grandson, what did you say..."
"Sun Tzu told you to come down for a duel..." Ilya was already angry, and then Wu Lingfeng's words were right.
"Haha, what a good grandson. Grandpa will come back after eating the meat..." Wu Lingfeng laughed triumphantly.
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Ilya was speechless. He had been tortured by this guy and lost his mind. I'll bear with you. I'll bear with you until I catch you little brat and torture you to let you know how terrible it is to offend Lord Ilya.
After eating the barbecue, Wu Lingfeng patted his belly with satisfaction, and Helena rushed over at this time.
"It's done. We can leave. Those guys below the city are really frightened by you..." Helena said.
Wu Lingfeng nodded and shouted to Ilya and the others below the city: "Grandsons, grandpa is leaving. Remember to come and chase him. If he catches up, he will gnaw his bones for you..."
Helena couldn't help but roll her eyes at Wu Lingfeng. She was too proud. She really wasn't afraid of fakes. If they caught up, they would really be doomed.
After saying that, Wu Lingfeng and Helena left the city wall and fled to the south of the city. They quickly left the south of the city on their unicorn horses.
But Ilya's group of people were still waiting in place, motionless. After persisting for most of the day, a golden knight finally couldn't bear it anymore and suggested: "I rushed in to see the situation. Keeping waiting like this will have an impact on morale... "
Indeed, just now, the troops of the Thorn Flower Empire were scolded by Wu Lingfeng, but they did not dare to move. Even though the city gate was wide open, they did not dare to take a step forward. This greatly affected the morale of the army.
"Okay, be careful. If you find anything wrong, come back immediately..." Ilya nodded and said. He couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to catch Wu Lingfeng quickly and torture him hard to relieve his hatred. Today is him The most humiliating day in my life, being so humiliated by a young boy but not daring to move my body.
The golden knight nodded, clamped the horse's belly with his legs, and quickly ran into the city. Entering Benqi City, he carefully looked left and right, but found that there were no soldiers from the Holy Light Empire, and some were just ordinary people coming and going. residents, which makes the Golden Knights feel as though they've been cheated.
"Tell me, where are the troops of the Holy Light Empire?" the Golden Knight asked the residents in front of him.
"I have been away from the city for a long time..." said a resident.
"Humph, you bastard..." The Golden Knight suddenly became furious and killed several ordinary residents in front of him. He turned back to the team and said bitterly through gritted teeth: "We were deceived. There was no ambush in the city. Holy Light Empire The army left long ago, leaving only a group of ordinary residents... "
"What!!" Ilya was also furious and shook his hands fiercely. It was so shameful and humiliating. There was nothing more shameful than this. There was only one enemy, but there were 50,000 of them, but they didn't even dare to move. He was so cowardly. , and was so humiliated by the enemy.
"Send out scouts to search for their traces. Bastard, I must cut that little bastard into pieces!!" Ilya gritted his teeth and said. If this matter was reported back to the imperial capital, he would definitely die of shame. He had already imagined it. The scene where he was laughed at by his opponents.
"yes… "
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After leaving BenQ City, Wu Lingfeng, Helena and the troops gathered together. This section of the empty city plan was really perfect.
"Hehe, I think they will be so angry that you will vomit blood. However, if I were to stand on top of you, I would not even dare to move, let alone humiliate them..." Helena looked at Wu Lingfeng in high spirits, This guy is so powerful, one man can stand the test, and no one can stop him.
Wu Lingfeng said with lingering fear: "Hey, I forced myself to do it, but when I saw that they didn't dare to move, I became bolder and scolded them a few times, but they didn't say anything back, which made me happy. A bunch of shrunken turtles, they really are grandsons."
"Hehe, um, that's right, I guess they will be so angry that they will vomit blood now. I really want to see how angry they are. They will probably be treated as a laughing stock by the Thorn Flower nobles soon..." Helena covered her mouth. smiled.
Wu Lingfeng nodded and said: "Well, you can take a look if you want, but it will take a while. Don't worry, I will take you to eliminate them one by one. You need to eat brains to fight. You know, there are no fixed things in this world. As long as You can do anything if you think hard, it is wisdom that is powerful.”
Helena nodded and followed Wu Lingfeng. She learned a lot. The more she did this, the more she discovered his magic. The light he radiated was extremely dazzling...