The good shows of Chiyou or Lanrong have to be watched slowly. Chen Rui was not in a hurry, taking advantage of the sunny weather, he took his wife-to-be and a group of relatives and friends to Yunze Mountain in the north, and held a picnic dinner party.
Originally, Athena proposed to go to Rambo Lake, but Pagliu hated that place where the buttocks were sitting out of cocoons, and refused to go desperately. Later, he chose Yunze Mountain.
Since the sheriff's house hadn't been built yet, Pagliu, who was nestled in the lower floor of the arena all day long, felt very uncomfortable. Although he often went out to pubs to eat hot pot, he always felt uncomfortable. In contrast, Luo Meng's consciousness is much higher. As long as Delia is around, this guy can calm down surprisingly, or help a dead duck dragon find a female + magnetic mate
It's just that this dragon's taste seems to be a bit special. It seems to have beautiful and hard scales, sharp and clean teeth, and so on.
However, if you can find a beautiful place with your three or five confidantes, gather together, talk about the wind and the moon (actually, gossip and scold), it is not in vain to have a nourishing little day.
Wouldn't life be boring if it was too tense all the time
Seeing the scene of everyone drinking happily, Chen Rui felt a particularly peaceful state of mind, as if he had returned to the days when he took his girlfriend and a few buddies out for a barbecue outing in college, and he couldn't help smiling.
Compared with his lover Athena, contract partner Pagliu and servant Diudiu, Lomon and Delia are also included in the ranks of partners. Relationships are wonderful between people, and congeniality sometimes doesn't need any special reason or explanation.
Although a guy who is controlled by a married woman and widow looks unreliable + unreliable, he is a ruthless character who can really stab his friends, not the kind of villain Casillas who stabs his friends twice in the back .
"Let me say, Uncle, when will your barbecue be ready? If you don't win over me now, how will you pursue my charming aunt in the future?" Lomon picked the shredded meat between his teeth, obviously a few days ago. Ten skewers of grilled meat are not enough to satisfy this gluttonous appetite. Could it be that his analytical vision is wrong, and this guy is actually a gluttonous royal family
Chen Rui shook his head, and withdrew his positive comments on this guy just now. The three big characters "shameless" were clearly written on this guy's face in bold and black eye-catching fonts. My lord, Luo Meng is really on the fence, and from time to time he will say a few words to provoke discord in front of Athena.
Don't look at Athena who said more than once that she can tolerate the addition of a noble lady, a princess, and a witch maid in Chen Rui's harem, but it's one thing to say it, and another thing to do it. Isabella, who used the evil Gu on Chen Rui, has a negative favorability value, and she will never allow her man to be picked up by this kind of woman! Even if I can be Luo Meng's aunt-to-be for a lifetime!
Sure enough, as soon as Luo Meng's words fell, it was almost a conditioned reflex. My uncle felt a pain in his waist, and was pinched by Athena a little bit. The poor muscles were twisting 360 degrees with a high degree of difficulty. The movement, the pain made someone grin his teeth, wishing to sprinkle poison on the barbecue to make that cheap guy who ate someone else's mouth dumb.
Just as this painful and exhilarating outing was going on, two triceratops rumbled over. After the bus stopped, two people jumped off from it and walked towards this direction aggressively.
Seeing the leader, Chen Rui's heart tightened, the other party was obviously coming for him.
As for fighting, even if Xi Ya came personally and Pagliu was there, he could sit back and relax. The problem was that the other party didn't come to fight at all, so Pagliu could only be used as a display.
Number of enemies: two uniforms.
Little BOSS: A loli in a princess outfit.
Minion: A maid pretends to be a witch.
"Chen Rui! People have been looking for you for a long time, and you are here alone!" Little Lolita was obviously unhappy, as if this human owed the princess tens of millions of black crystal coins.
one person? Is your math worse than Diu Diu? Chen Rui stood up helplessly, but Athena was much faster than him, and greeted her: "Alice!"
When little Lolita saw Athena, a bright smile broke out on her stiff face, which convinced Chen Rui that there was another chameleon skill in the blood talent of the Lucifer family.
"Athena, you don't mind if I interrupt you."
"Why? Come on, this skewer is for you." In Athena's heart, Alice's status is equal to that of Delia's. These good friends are all there, and it would be better to add another one.
"Are these... are all your friends?" Alice looked curiously at the strange faces around her. They didn't seem to be from Darkmoon City, and her reaction was very flat. Otherwise, anyone who looked at her as a little princess would not be respectful.
Athena nodded, and when Alice heard that she was a friend, she generously bowed to everyone: "Everyone can call me Alice, can Ji Ya and I join you?"
It can be heard that Little Lolita is actually a good master, and she also hooked up Ji Ya, but... It seems that Ji Ya's real master is having a barbecue.
Chen Rui rushed to introduce: "These are good friends of Athena Warlock Fortress, the dark moon who just arrived recently. This is Pagliu, this is Nicole, and this bastard is called Lennon. This It's the younger sister of the Lord of the Dark Moon, Princess Xia, the little princess Alice, and that... is Ji Ya."
"Drink this bottle of wine, and you are one of us." Pagliu did not forget the little princess who knocked Chen Rui "dizzy" with a stick at the bank of Lanbo Lake and kissed him forcefully. Past a bottle of wine.
Alice's eyes were bright, and she immediately saw that the criminal gang named "Athena's Friends" was headed by Pagliu, and took the bottle with a smile: "Thank you, brother Pagliu! "
Pagliu grinned, noncommittal to this title. In fact, Alice likes this kind of atmosphere. Little Lolita is a very sensitive little girl. After seeing too much hypocrisy and sincerity, she can naturally feel that these people really don't care about her identity.
Little Lolita has been under the protective control of her workaholic sister for a long time, and she has always envied those small circles of peers who have no scruples. Now besides Athena, there are so many friends who don't care about her identity. If you order food from a stranger, you will have to drink a lot after receiving it.
Chen Rui hurriedly got up to stop him: "Little princess, you can't drink!"
This is not a family banquet in the royal palace. If little Lolita goes back drunk and is seen by her sister, why don't she find him the culprit and ask him for a crime like abduction and abetment
Alice stared with wide eyes, as if she was about to show off her power, but suddenly thought that she should not be too showy in front of these new friends, her wide eyes instantly became watery and glittering: "Actually... today is my birthday, even this Even small wishes can't be fulfilled..."
Athena beside her was taken aback when she heard it: "Little princess, your birthday..."
Alice hugged Athena, trembling slightly, obviously sobbing: "Athena, you know, my sister hasn't remembered my birthday for three years..."
Athena's eyes became softer, she patted the little loli on the back, and said to Chen Rui: "The little princess is right, Your Highness the eldest princess is too busy, let her be happy."
Chen Rui felt a little sad when he thought of the birthdays of "three people in the same shadow" that year, and nodded, "Well, it's only for this one time."
As Athena said, make her happy today.
Alice who was holding Athena's eyes lit up, her weeping turned into cheers immediately, she jumped three feet high, opened the cork, and poured half of the bottle of wine in a very heroic breath, Lomon immediately feared that the world would not be chaotic Applauding, Pagliu also raised the wine bottle.
Under the instigation of two unscrupulous drunkards, Alice raised her head again, and the wine bottle turned upside down. Although the alcohol content of this kind of fruit wine was not very high, it had a strong stamina, and soon Alice's face became bright red. Looking at the empty wine bottles on the ground, Chen Rui couldn't help being a little astonished at this loli's drinking capacity.
When these hateful instigators are questioned by the princess, we must be the only ones to blame... Chen Rui shook his head speechlessly.
With her cute appearance, good wine, and her brother and sister who kept barking, Alice quickly blended into the small circle and became one with each other. On the other hand, Ji Ya looked unusually low-browed and pleasing to the eye, without saying a word, just helping Chen Rui, like a truly loyal and honest maid.
"What is this? What a cute beast!" Lori in a good mood thought everything was cute, and threw a piece of barbecue to him. Diudiu received a secret warning from her master not to reveal her strength without authorization, but she would not refuse any food, and swallowed it in one gulp. Then the little loli threw more and more energy, and threw a bottle of wine over.
This moved Lord Diudiu, who had been serving as a waiter and could only drink secretly, to tears. As a devil-level monster, under the bribe of a bottle of wine, he began to flatter the beautiful and charming Princess His Majesty very unscrupulously. The little loli, who was already a little drunk, laughed loudly.
Chen Rui thought for a while, and took out a strange magic prop. This was made by him after he asked Master Da Da for advice. Its function is - baking.
That's right, baking.
Fire magic circle plus temperature control... a lot of mess, and the result is this devil baker.
After learning the purpose of this painstakingly designed prop, Master Da Da almost grabbed Chen Rui and let him try this boring thing on his head, but as a traveler, someone knocked down the dark goblin with two sentences Grandmaster.
The real instrument making technique is not to destroy life, but to benefit life!
This is the true meaning of an instrument maker!
For example, the most widely used magic lamp was invented by the master craftsman Martini 70,000 years ago. It looks simple, but it can be passed down through the ages! As the saying goes, straightness is as crooked as it is ingenuity, and when the dark goblin master and the dark elf master were both thinking, Chen Rui once again threw a bombshell: his "teacher" once had such a The idea of designing a vehicle propelled by magic that can be used by all ordinary people; designing props that use magic to clean clothes...
Instead of making props for killing and fighting, how about using the technique of making tools to benefit future generations? The two top masters were fooled with green eyes. In fact, Chen Rui's purpose was very simple, to make cakes for Athena to taste, but he did not expect that these remarks would become the fuse that ignited the "industrial revolution" in the devil world in the future search.
Well, let’s get back to the topic. After fermenting the powder of special crops, and then baking it with a proper heat, a simple cake is ready.
In fact, less than three days after the roaster came out, Chen Rui has been secretly experimenting with the results, trying to surprise Athena. After failing N, Chen Rui finally managed to make the roaster recognize the owner and master the heat.
The overflowing aroma attracted the attention of everyone including Athena. After the golden cake was baked, Chen Rui mixed the fresh milk with a special white oil flower of the devil plant, and then used the prepared homemade pressed The vase extruded simple colors and words on the cake.
"Alice...Happy birthday...." The cheap nephew on the side read out, and now everyone understood.
Alice's face turned even redder with excitement. She had been salivating over this delicious thing earlier in the morning, and she was thinking about how to rush up and grab a big piece for herself, but she didn't expect that it was prepared for her.
"Your Highness Alice, how old are you this year?"
"Impolite guy, don't you know that you can't just ask a woman's age?" Alice glanced contemptuously at the questioner Chen Rui, and confidently classified herself as a "woman" rather than a girl.
Chen Rui shook his head and said, "Unfortunately, this birthday cake is not perfect, let's forget about the important ceremony later."
"That..." Alice was shy for a while when she heard that there was an important ceremony related to this "cake" called the naming birthday, and gently rubbed the corner of her skirt, "I was thirteen last year."
Who asked you last year? Countless black lines dropped from Chen Rui's head, forget it, isn't it only fourteen? One standard loli.
After inserting fourteen combustible plants that looked like candles, the little Lolita made a wish in a low voice, and then followed Chen Rui's routine to make a wish in one breath. The fourteen "candles" were extinguished in response, and at the same time, all the soft devil's cream was gently blown onto the body of a cheap nephew on the opposite side, sticking to his face. It was obvious that the cheap uncle did it on purpose.
The next step is the cake sharing session where happiness multiplies. Seeing everyone smiling and sharing the birthday cake that she personally cut, Alice's eyes suddenly turned red.
Chen Rui saw that little loli was a little emotional, and remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to sing the birthday song, so he improvised a quiz with a prize of "five children will share the cake for three dollars". Unexpectedly, the answers are different in different planes , There is no shortage of strange things, and the result is naturally that everyone has a prize. In contrast, the original answer and the spoof answer "chop a child to death with a single knife and then cross-cut" are both useless.
Prompted by Athena's jealous eyes, Chen Rui shook his head. This wife-to-be, who understands righteousness, now even eats such unreliable dry vinegar as Little Lolita. It seems that the road to the harem still has a long way to go. Whispering in her ear that her birthday cake would be better looking and more colorful, this made her real girlfriend smile sweetly.
Luo Meng is the sharpest ear. After overhearing the private conversation of the young couple, he immediately avenged his private revenge, scolding a certain team leader and cheap uncle for valuing sex and despising friends.
Chen Rui simply recorded the birthdays of everyone present and promised to give everyone a birthday cake, which calmed down the public anger. When questioning Ji Ya, the witch maid who had been pretending to be pleasing to the eye finally showed a rare look of astonishment.
"I have it too?"
Chen Rui nodded, barely counting as improving the welfare of the captives and maids. Although the Eldest Princess has special orders, and even bestowed the will of darkness as a sex tool, it's just that we don't have time to deal with you now. After this training... hum...
However, if we really want to follow Xi Ya's meaning...it's too beastly to talk about it after "day"... Forget it, how to arrange or deal with this demon girl will be discussed at that time.
After a lot of noise, the outing that had been turned into a birthday party was drawing to a close. The drunk Alice staggered in front of Chen Rui, and her breath full of alcohol went straight into his nostrils: "Chen Rui Brother, let me tell you a little secret, today is actually...not her birthday."
cut! Just found out! Chen Rui curled her lips disapprovingly: At last, this little girl still has a little conscience, and truthfully explained the facts of the crime, but the leaker Athena also said that Alice has indeed had a very unhappy birthday in the past few years.
Before Chen Rui came to Dark Moon, Xi Ya, who was shrouded in territorial affairs and the pressure of the imperial capital, really didn't have the slightest time to take care of trivial matters such as her sister's birthday. Gauss held a small birthday party.
"However, I'm so happy. I've never been so happy... Next year's real birthday, can I still live like this?"
Chen Rui nodded: "Of course, I promise to make a more beautiful big cake for you."
"Thank you, brother..." Alice tilted her body and fell towards him. Just as Chen Rui hurriedly supported her, her cute red shoes stood on tiptoe, and her lovely face full of alcohol approached Chen Rui's face , With a "click", she actually kissed him.
The little princess of Dark Moon, in front of the sheriff's real girlfriend and her best friend, and everyone present, kissed someone of the sheriff.
After the kiss, the little Lolita had a fit of alcohol and finally couldn't take it anymore, and fell asleep in Chen Rui's arms.
At this moment, Chen Rui felt the eyes from all directions focused on him, and he wanted to cry in his heart: what is this? Molested with alcohol? To be kissed by this loli in public again
Wait, the word "again" is used well. From Pagliu's playful eyes, it can be seen that the dead duck dragon must have thought of the Sap incident last time. Fortunately, he didn't hold his nose and call his brother's disgusting behavior.
Chen Rui's eyes flicked over Lomon, who was indignant (more jealousy), Delia, who was frowning and silent, and Athena, who had a strange expression, and shivered. no! A certain dragon must be gagged about that... Athena must never know!
In the end, someone who directly ignored Diudiu's eyes fixed on the somewhat stunned Ji Ya's face.
What expression is that? It's like discovering some important secret... Or a woman's love
The problem is, I and this little princess have nothing at all... Even jumping into the Yellow River can't wash it off.
Chen Rui's feeling of wanting to cry became even stronger: Do you want to silence this maid? That's too harsh.
Forget it, in the future... That, I will talk about it at that time.