Diary of Raising a Mermaid

Chapter 44

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Since Wen Yu was very busy, Carl and Lance would mainly spend the rest of the time together.

For Carl, Lance is now more and more like a human being. In his words, he is simply a little trickster.

I have to eat fish soup every day, and the fish soup should be neither salty nor light, and I must remember to give him a spoon;

Sometimes I also drink tea, black tea in a cup, or fruit juice.

At this, Carl just wanted to roll his eyes.

Oh my god, the fish still have to drink tea, isn't the pool full of water? Why still drink tea? !

Regarding the matter of eating, Lance seems to have compromised, but what is interesting is that every time he eats fish soup, Lance will wave and let Carl come over.

Carl didn't know why, so he walked over, and Lance took a mouthful of fish soup.

What is this for

Originally, Karl thought that Lance had come into heat and had "maternal love", so he always wanted to feed him, but why didn't Lance let him eat after he only gave him one bite each time

Carl was always in a daze.

Next, Lance looked at Carl with contempt while eating fish soup with another spoon.

Carl told Rose about his doubts, but in the video, Rose was silent for a long time and sighed:

"I think Lance did this to let you know how unpalatable the food you make is."

After thinking about it, she knew how perfunctory and unpalatable the things made by the rough man in front of her were.

It's really a pity that Lance still eats it.

Carl: "..."

What about his mouth? Wouldn't it be enough to have a full stomach

In fact, Lance thought so.

The fish soup made by Karl and Rose is really heaven and earth.

The fish soup he ate recently was either too salty or too sweet, which made Lance wonder if Carl had a bad taste.

However, in order to keep his body safe, Lance had no choice but to hypnotize himself while eating the fish soup whole.

During this time, Lance didn't stay in the water all the time. He often sat by the pool, soaked the lower half of the fish tail in the water, and watched Carl busy.

Sometimes Karl will come to clean the garden behind, and sometimes Karl will enter the villa and use the things in the villa.

From Lance's point of view, the villa in front of him has electricity and a network, and there is still a glass box in the living room where he was previously loaded.

What shocked Lance was that he originally thought that in the world of doomsday,

Some types of work will disappear, but he didn't expect that one day, he could see Carl ordering takeaway and unpacking express delivery in the villa.

Order... takeaway, unpack... express delivery...

Lance looked shocked.

He seemed to have an idea of his escape plan.

So, that night, while Carl went back to rest, Lance made an escape plan for himself with a serious face.

First, enter the villa first.

He had to go inside the villa and figure out where he was, for example, how far he was from the sea.

Second, find a courier and post yourself out.

When Carl is not around, he can secretly hide in the glass box, then order a courier online, and let the courier deliver the glass box to the sea.

Should be able to do it.

Lance thought about this question, didn't he say that the courier can deliver everything

This plan seemed a bit nonsensical at first, but it was the only way Lance could think of to get out.

Carl, who is taking care of him now, is frizzy, and if he uses a little trick to trick Carl out, Lance believes that the plan will be successful.

After affirming the feasibility of this plan, Lance put his hands together silently and bowed to the outside.

I'm sorry, starting today, I'm going to torment you, Carl.

Namo Amitabha.

So, Lance turned around, walked to several drains, and blocked the drains as usual;

Then, he swam to the black plug, took a deep breath, and pulled out the black plug with all his strength—

"Duo"

The last time he had sex, Carl thought the black plug had loosened by himself, so he pushed the black plug back hard and left it alone;

And Karl's big heart just made Lance implement his escape plan.

When Carl came to see Lance the next day, he froze.

The plug in the swimming pool was pulled out, and the water was almost drained, leaving only a small puddle, which made the fish in the pool linger.

And in the middle of the pool, the white mermaid was lying there, face down, life or death unknown.

Carl shook his face tremblingly, and based on the pain on his face, he was sure that what was in front of him was not an illusion, it was real.

"Ahhhh—"

Carl let out a long howl, he scratched his hair frantically, and scratched himself into a chicken coop.

Omg, how long have these fish been like this

It won't be like this since last night, will it

If there is no water for such a long time, it won't be dried out, right

series of doubts

The beating made Carl dizzy. In Carl's eyes, the white mermaid is not only Lance, but also 200 million.

If Lance died of thirst just because of drying up, Karl was sure and certain that he would be physically rescued by Wen Yu, and he might die without a place to bury him.

His mind was blank, and Carl didn't have time to look around carefully. He jumped into the swimming pool, walked quickly to the center, turned Lance over, hugged him in his arms, and looked sad:

"Lance—"

Lance: "..."

How do you feel about Romeo and Juliet

It's time to test your acting skills!

Lance quickly adjusted his mentality. He pretended to be weak and opened his eyes. Under Carl's distressed eyes, he slowly raised his hand and pointed to the villa.

Carl didn't understand, so: "What's wrong?"

Lance mouthed "water" to Carl, then rolled his eyes cleverly, pretending to faint.

For better dramatic effect, he also spit out white foam from the slits in the fish's gills behind his ears.

It was obvious at a glance that he was thirsty to death.

Hurry up and carry him into the villa so that he can know the password of the villa.

"Yes! There is water in the villa!"

Where did Karl come to think at this time, he subconsciously wanted to get water, and the fastest way to get water was to get it from the villa.

So Karl put Lance aside, and immediately flew to the villa.

Lance, who is pretending to be asleep:? ? ?

Why is it different from what he imagined? ?

It didn't take long for Karl to come back. Lance still closed his eyes, pretending that he was unconscious due to lack of water. Hearing Karl's heavy footsteps, he began to think about what Karl brought over.

In the next second, his doubts were resolved.

Carl put a basin in front of him with a bang, a basin filled with water.

Then, Carl lifted Lance's head up, and before Lance could open his eyes, he pushed Lance's head into the water.

Lance:? ? ?

He was stunned by this kind of divine operation. If he wasn't a mermaid, he might be suing Karl for murder.

Is there really a problem with Carl's brain circuit? Is there really a problem

Lance felt that he was being teased, so he started to look up, trying to struggle.

"Don't move, you're foaming!"

Carl held Lance's head down and pushed Lance into the water persistently.

"Many bubbles, you need to replenish water, can't you breathe in water?"

Lance tried his best to slap Tie Hanhan in front of him with his fish tail.

he did

It can breathe in water, but how can anyone replenish water like this, only the head

"Hey, hey, don't move around."

Carl thought that Lance didn't like this action, so he pressed Lance's tail, and then spoke earnestly to Lance,

"The most important thing now is to replenish your water immediately. I have to clean up the pool before releasing the water... Although this method is stupid, it is absolutely effective."

When human beings go into the sea, when the equipment is not complete and rough, don't they just go down with a helmet that can absorb oxygen

From this point of view, the mermaid should be about the same.

A vein popped out of Lance's forehead.

Taking advantage of the second when Karl was about to press his tail to relax, he immediately raised his head, and was about to yell at Karl, but Karl immediately came back to his senses and pushed him into the water again.

Lance: "..."

Damn retarded.

"I know this method is uncomfortable, but good medicine is good for the disease."

Carl was still trying to persuade him, pressing the back of Lance's head and persuading him.

Lance: "..."

A series of fine air bubbles began to emerge from the water basin.

Seeing that Lance was no longer struggling, Karl breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to leave, he saw Lance break free from his restraints and raise his head.

Reflexively, Karl pushed him back again.

"Om—"

And when Carl pushed Lance back, the small white projector by the pool lit up.

Wen Yu turned on the projector at this moment, just in time to see Karl pressing Lance's head into the water "seriously".

This would definitely be a torture live stream if Lance was human.

The scene was very silent for a while.

Only the sound of Lance burying his head in the water and gurgling bubbles remained.

"Carl, can you tell me what you're doing?"

Wen Yu's tone was very calm, so calm that it was like the calm before the storm.

Karl moved his body, only then did he realize that his posture was also very ambiguous—

He was almost lying on Lance's body, and he was holding Lance's fish tail with one hand, as if he was deliberately trying to lift Lance's fish tail, and the other hand was pressing the fish tail forcibly. On the back of Lance's head.

After three seconds of silence, Carl jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. He quickly let go of Lance, and then explained to Carl incoherently:

"The water is dry... yes, I'm hydrating Lance... just hydrating!"

Lance raised his head slowly, wiped the water on his face, and then adjusted his hideous facial features.

turn around,

Lance yelled pitifully at Wen Yu, pointing at Carl while yelling.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Lance was suing.

The voices of one person and one mermaid came one after another. Wen Yu over there heard a sense of powerlessness welling up in his heart. He rubbed his temples and shouted in a low voice:

"Quiet!"

The scene was quiet for a second.

Everyone was waiting for Wen Yu to speak.

Wen Yu glanced at the dry swimming pool, his eyes fell on the black plug not far away for a long time, then he looked at Lance.

Being stared at by Wen Yu's pure black pupils, Lance gradually felt a little guilty. He always felt that Wen Yu had seen through him.

In order not to let Wen Yu say anything, he pretended to be weak, and crawled to the basin that Karl had brought in three panting steps, and buried his head in the water with a "plop".

Seeing Lance do this, Tiehanhan Carl over there seemed to have found his backbone, and he showed a silly smile to Wen Yu:

"It seems that my method is useful."

Wen Yu felt his temples throbbing.

He decided to come back early.

"Won't you carry him into the bathtub in the villa?"

Wen Yu deeply felt that it was his biggest mistake to put two live treasures together.

Carl was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that there was something wrong with his approach, so he quickly agreed:

"Yeah, that seems to be the way to do it."

It was.

Lance, who was buried in the water and spit bubbles, couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the conversation between the two.

Damn, someone finally thought of this trick.

As soon as Carl rolled up his sleeves, he was going to go to the villa to fill the bathtub with water.

"Wait a moment."

Wen Yu felt tired, so he had no choice but to seize this spare time and told,

"After you put Lance in the bathtub, you clean up the pool."

After saying this, Wen Yu set his sights on the plug in the swimming pool.

Why does this swimming pool have such a weird design

He really wanted to know what the designer was thinking and why such a big loophole was designed:

"Think of a way, block it there, and don't let Lance unplug it again."

"Oh oh, no problem."

Carl nodded, not hearing Wen Yu implying that his farce today was entirely caused by Lance.

On the other side, Lance shook his ear fins and decided to play dead before Wen Yu finished his projection.

But at the same time, he was very happy—

Finally, his escape plan can be implemented.

The author has something to say: Well, for the current Karl, he really doesn't know anything, and thinks that Lance is a mermaid, a non-human species.

As far as Rose is concerned, because Lance is too much like her younger brother, plus the fact that Lance saved them before, Rose thinks that Lance is the reincarnation of her younger brother, so she will look at Lance from a human perspective (But because Wen Yu didn't believe her, she didn't have a chance to contact Lance).

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