Diary of Raising a Mermaid

Chapter 47: Crash ocean wave shot

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The waves beat on the beach, bringing out white foam.

On the distant seashore, Wen Yu walked barefoot on the beach, holding a few pieces of seaweed in his right hand, and a dozen snow-white fish were strewn on the seaweed.

Every snow-white fish has a faint blue inside, showing the extraordinary value of the whole fish.

Indeed, these fish are only found in the deep sea, and they happen to be the kind that Lance likes to eat best.

Even for Wen Yu, it took him a lot of effort to find these fish.

He intends to bring these fish to Lance to eat.

Lance had to eat the fish, and he didn't want Lance not to build a nest.

I don't know how Carl and Lance get along.

Just as this thought slipped through Wen Yu's mind, by coincidence, Wen Yu's communicator rang.

Wen Yu frowned. He carried the fish in another hand, and then turned on his communicator to see what was wrong.

As a result, when he opened the message, the first thing Wen Yu saw was a text message:

[Lance is cooking by himself, so cute. you see.]

Then came a video.

Wen Yu raised his eyebrows, he clicked on the video, and saw a real-time live broadcast from Carl—

The video was shot in the kitchen.

In fact, it was nothing, but what caught the eye was the white mermaid who was chopping vegetables in the kitchen.

The white mermaid stood in front of the cooking table in the kitchen, carefully holding the handle of the knife with its webbed claws, and was chopping diced carrots one by one.

Obviously, the white mermaid is not very familiar with how to cut carrots. Every time he cuts the knife, he looks at it for a long time and adjusts the position of the knife.

Every time it is cut, the white mermaid seems to be frightened by the sound of "Duo", and its tail will curl up.

The whole process is very slow, but because the serious face of the white mermaid is so cute, it always makes people feel that he is doing some big experiment, and the whole process of cutting carrots is enjoyable to watch.

Looking at this scene, Wen Yu's expression went blank for a moment.

Did he read it right, his little fish is here, cooking for himself

This is actually very easy to understand.

The cause of the whole incident is very simple, that is, after Lance woke up, he was hungry.

When he was hungry, Lance went downstairs to find something to eat, but when he went downstairs, he saw Carl immersed in the game, forgetting himself, and didn't care about him at all.

After thinking about it for a while, Lance weighed "Hungry first, then eat after a while" and "Eat Karl's hard-to-eat fish soup". After weighing the two, he decided to do it himself.

In the final analysis, it was because Carl's cooking was unpalatable.

So Lance sneaked into the kitchen by himself while Carl was not paying attention.

However, after a while, Karl cleared the game and he realized it.

Hearing the sound in the kitchen, he put down the game controller, stood up and walked to the kitchen. When he got to the kitchen, he happened to see Lance handling the prepared fish.

One person and one mermaid froze at the same time, and they looked at each other for a while.

Lance was a little embarrassed, holding a knife, wondering if he should hack Karl to death.

Carl was very calm. He turned on the communication device in a second, trying to record this scene.

But when Lance saw Carl raising his hand, he was about to throw away the ingredients and run away.

One person and one mermaid dragged each other for a long time, and finally Karl was forced by Lance to untie the communication device by himself, and put the communication device aside to serve as a video recorder, so that Lance did not overreact, and finally stayed and cooked under the lens of the communication device.

One person and one mermaid finally reached a consensus.

Satisfied with his own mistakes, Lance asked Carl to remove the communicator so that he could "handle" the communicator, forcing Carl to use the computer to surf the Internet.

And Carl was satisfied that Lance was honest, he was able to record this kind of weird and cute video.

Really gratifying.

The time has come to the present.

Since the video is a live broadcast method, Wen Yu watched the video for a while, and simply stood there, wanting to see how it would develop.

At the same time, Wen Yu was very curious, is the meal that Lance cooks really edible

However, at the end of the video, in the video, when Lance put the small pot of fish soup in cold water to cool, Carl took advantage of Lance’s inattention and secretly fished out the small pot that Lance had made. I ate it by the spoonful.

At that time, Carl's reaction was to tell Wen Yu directly that the fish soup made by Lance was not only edible, but also delicious.

For a while, Wen Yu outside the video, watching the happy-looking Carl eating fish soup in the video, felt a little sour.

Although Lance had caught fish for him before, catching a fish and making a bowl of fish soup with all his heart were two different things.

He hasn't tried this treatment yet.

After a while, the content after the video made Wen Yu dumbfounded:

In the screen, Lance suddenly approached, and the next second, the screen was caught by a webbed claw.

Then the picture changed, and with Carl's scream, after a while of shaking, Lance's face suddenly appeared in the video.

The suddenly enlarged Lance's face suddenly appeared, which made Wen Yu subconsciously look back. Then, he looked at Lance in the video and couldn't help laughing.

Why did his little fish suddenly snatch Carl's communicator

In the video, Lance didn't seem to know that he was being "live-streamed". He looked at the video curiously with a serious face, and his background was pitch black.

When Wen Yu saw Lance's appearance, he knew that Lance was definitely doing something "bad".

The video flickered a few times suddenly, Carl's voice changed from far to near, and finally the video stopped abruptly after Lance made a disgusted expression.

After the video was completely over, Wen Yu narrowed his eyes subtly.

He watched the last point of this video a few times, and finally saw a small black cloth corner at a certain corner of the video.

Wen Yu recalled the various layouts in the villa, and finally found in the corner of his memory——

This is the bed sheet in his room.

Lance hid in his bedroom

What was he doing with Carl's communicator

Wen Yu sighed, feeling a headache.

He had a hunch that Lance was probably trying to "break out of prison" again.

Indeed, Lance is now hiding under Wen Yu's bed, studying the communication device by himself while Carl is still jumping outside.

According to Lance's plan, he originally wanted to use other methods to coax Carl to untie the communication device by himself, and then he broke the communication device and forced Carl to use the computer, so that he could use Carl's account to see if he could Post yourself.

However, he didn't expect that today, by mistake, he actually tricked Carl's communication device by cooking.

This Karl is so stupid, I'm sorry for Karl if he doesn't do more.

Originally, after Lance snatched the communicator, he wanted to run outside, but Karl finally showed his qualities as a soldier and blocked Lance to the second floor a few times.

Just like what Lance thought, because he made a mess in the room before, Carl never suspected that Lance lured him into Wen Yu's room on purpose.

There was no doubt that Lance had used a computer.

Lance was blocked and ran around, and finally hid under the bed in Wen Yu's room.

Now, in the darkness under the bed, Lance started frantically clicking things on the comm with his webbed claws, trying to mess it up.

And outside, Carl didn’t forget to bring his own bowl with him while chasing Lance. After a few mouthfuls of food, Carl became serious:

"Lance, come out, you can't use my communicator."

In order to see what Lance was doing, Carl had to kneel down, turn his body sideways, and look under the bed.

As soon as he looked under the bed, Carl was pushed out by a white fish tail.

Carl: "..."

On the other side, when Lance saw that Carl was about to come to the truth, he sped up his movements and frantically clicked on the communication device.

He found that this communicator is very similar to the original mobile phone, but it is an upgraded version of the mobile phone.

There is a, there is a password lock, and it can also be classified, but unlike mobile phones, mobile phones are limited by the size of the screen, but this communicator can project the screen, so it can be made so small.

Also, the performance of the communicator is very good. For example, if any private a and files in it are opened, Karl's fingerprint or face is required, and he can't change anything at all.

No wonder Carl didn't take the matter of him taking the communicator to heart at all. He probably knew that Lance couldn't do much with his communicator.

Lance thought about it seriously.

In Carl's communication device, according to the function of a, it is divided into three pages——

Work, play, other.

The work page Lance is not going to move, and he can't move, but the entertainment page...

hey-hey.

Lance flipped through it and found that it was full of shopping and takeaways, so he immediately took care of it.

He clicked the delete button with his webbed claws, and deleted the entire entertainment page.

Very good, he can delete this entertainment page.

There was only a "ding dong", and the shopping and takeaway a on the entertainment page were gone.

"Fuck, Lance, what did you delete?"

Carl heard a soft sound, then buried his head under the bed, and was startled when he saw the light inside change.

He was sure Lance couldn't delete the things on the work page, but that didn't mean Lance couldn't delete anything else.

Carl couldn't help reaching out to grab Lance's tail, and his tone sounded very severe:

"Come out, if you don't come out, I'll spank your ass."

bad boy.

Lance felt his tail being pulled, he flicked his tail subconsciously, and jumped out from the other side of the bed.

"Lance!"

Carl couldn't help calling Lance's name while walking towards Lance, wanting to get to the other side of the bed.

Lance was taken aback by Carl's rare stern tone at this time. He tried to slip out from above the bed, but just jumped on the bed, before he had time to leave, he heard the sound of cloth being torn.

One person and one mermaid: "..."

When Lance ran away, he didn't put away the fins on his body. As a result, after such a toss, the fins on his tail directly caught the bed sheet, tearing the bed sheet with a long gap.

Lance's body was stiff, and he was maintaining a movement that was about to jump off the bed, which was very funny.

While Lance was still in a daze, Carl walked up to Lance, took back the projector from Lance, and said fiercely to Lance:

"You've gotten into a big disaster!"

Lance: "..."

Probably not, Wen Yu is so rich, what's wrong with tearing off his bed sheet

"If things are really as good as you think, that's fine."

Carl was helpless, he knew what Lance was thinking just by looking at Lance's expression, so he explained to Lance while looking at his communication device,

"Our boss is very nostalgic, he doesn't like people touching his things."

This is a bit like mental cleanliness.

Although Wen Yu was really indifferent to people and things, it didn't mean he didn't have his own preferences.

He really doesn't like people breaking his stuff without his consent.

Lance felt a little guilty, he looked at his tail, and took off the remaining rags from the tail.

"This bed sheet seems to be made of real silk, more than ten thousand."

In order to leave a deep education for Lance, Karl deliberately exaggerated,

"How do you pay?"

At this time, Karl also found that his "entertainment page" was gone.

He began to wonder now whether Lance was hitting him with precision.

Lance: Of course it is, otherwise how would you be allowed to use the computer

After Lance was scolded by Carl, he thought for a while, hit the opening of the sheet he tore out with his webbed claws, and then came to pat Carl on the shoulder.

Feeling Lance's first active physical contact, Carl froze for a moment, then was very happy:

"You want me to help you?"

Lance nodded.

"That's fine!"

Carl listened to his chest, "Then you have to listen to me and don't make trouble for me."

Lance tilted his head and gave Carl a final nod.

Seeing Lance show weakness to him, Carl's inner villain frantically sets off fireworks.

Finally, he has a handle on Lance!

"That's the only solution."

Carl pretended to be profound, "I'll go and buy another exactly the same bed sheet and change it for him."

Lance was very face-saving and gave Carl a thumbs up.

"But, I do this for a reward."

Carl's eyes sparkled,

"You let me hug you, and I'll help you."

Lance: "..."

Lance looked at Carl's determined look, and couldn't help but secretly sighed in his heart.

Silly boy, you thought I jumped into your pit, but in fact, you jumped into mine.

Lance pretended to be reluctant, stepped forward and opened his arms, giving Carl a hug.

Karl didn't dislike Lance. After seeing the white mermaid come up to hug him, he immediately stepped forward to give him a hug.

Passing his fingers through Lance's silver-white hair, Carl felt that he smelled the sea at that moment.

I'm really happy. For the first time, I know that stories in fairy tales can also come true.

After hugging one person and one mermaid for a while, Lance withdrew from Carl's arms.

But Karl didn't say anything, his eyes were shining and he was content.

Lance tilted his head, and he patted the sheet under him again.

"Oh yes, we should settle this matter."

Carl scratched his head, he walked to the computer in the room, and for some reason, he put the communicator into the small box next to the computer.

Lance was shocked. He hurried over and stayed beside Carl, watching him operate intently.

"I hope the boss doesn't mind... He should not be so free."

Carl muttered something, turned around and saw Lance coming, he couldn't help laughing,

"Do you understand?"

Hearing this, Lance rolled his eyes at Carl, then sat on his tail, looking like he wanted to watch the whole process.

Carl shrugged, not thinking about it.

After all, in his opinion, Lance is very curious, and it's okay if he likes to take a look.

In front of Lance, Carl clicked on a website and opened the shopping interface.

Lance: "..."

Amoy x? Why is it still there after all these years

Carl logged into his account and looked for black silk sheets.

Then one person and one mermaid looked at the black silk sheets full of screens with bewildered expressions.

After a few seconds, one person and one mermaid turned their heads to look at the torn sheets behind them.

After a few more seconds, Carl turned his head back first, and patted Lance on the shoulder with an expression of responsibility:

"You choose. Even if you make a wrong choice, the boss will never blame you."

Lance twitched his eyes.

I'm going, is this taking the blame on him

It took a long time for one person and one mermaid to choose a three-piece suit that barely allowed them to reach a consensus.

Carl howled that his salary was gone, and placed an order with heartache.

After doing all this, Carl felt relieved, and he was about to turn off the computer.

But unexpectedly, Lance pressed Carl's hand.

"what are you doing?"

Carl was dumbfounded.

Lance pointed to the computer screen, looking very interested.

But at the same time, his stomach suddenly made a "gurgling" sound.

After a while of silence, Karl couldn't help laughing.

After tossing for so long, he thought Lance wasn't hungry.

"All right."

Carl closed the shopping interface, then he patted Lance's head and clicked on another website,

"How about showing you a TV series? It's only today. I'll get you fish soup."

Lance nodded vigorously.

"Then you choose the one you like."

Carl pointed to a bunch of posters on the computer screen, and he was looking forward to seeing what Lance would choose.

Lance took a look, and randomly chose one of the most popular TV series in their year—

"Harem XX Biography"

Carl: "..."

After turning on the TV series for Lance, Carl went downstairs to get fish soup for Lance.

And Lance pretended to be very interested in the TV series.

But in fact, after Carl left, Lance quickly minimized the page of the TV series, and let the computer play "The concubine can't do it", while frantically trying to find how to send the courier.

Less than ten seconds later, a chat window popped up suddenly.

A person with a rose as his avatar appeared and asked directly in the chat window:

[Carl? Are you using a computer?]

Judging from the man's tone, it is a very strange thing to use a computer instead of a communicator.

This principle is like the fact that many people use mobile phones nowadays, but they regard using computers to buy things as a very rare usage.

Lance thought for a while. He didn't see the person's remarks, but he thought it was a rose from the person's head portrait, so he pretended to be Carl and replied:

[shopping.]

The people over there were suddenly silent for a long time, and after a while they asked:

[Are you really Carl?]

Fuck, this is too sensitive, right

Lance felt more and more that the opposite was a rose, because only a rose would have such delicate nerves.

Thinking of Rose's indulgence to him, Lance asked cautiously:

[Do you know how to send a courier to the sea? Ports are also available.]

The person opposite with a red rose was silent. He typed a long string of words and finally deleted them. After a while, he sent them back and said:

[I know, do you need my help?]

[I want to send something over there, can I mail it there directly?]

[If it is made into a "top secret" piece, it is possible.]

There was a quick reply, [But it needs someone to guarantee and sign, can you?]

Lance gritted his teeth and decided to go all out:

[Are you a rose?]

After a while, the person over there replied with a faint tone:

[You really are Lance.]

Here Lance laughed dryly, thinking about how to explain.

Before Lance typed, another sentence came from the person with a rose on his head:

[Tomorrow it's Carl's turn to be on duty, he won't go to the villa, I'll let the courier pick it up, how about it?]

[Yeah.]

Lance's eyes lit up, and at the same time he began to hesitate, thinking about whether to tell the opposite person his true intentions.

He was a little afraid of hurting Rose.

[I know you want to mail yourself back.]

The person on the opposite side did not wait for Lance to speak, and typed a long string of words,

[Well, great.]

The last two words seemed like he had nothing to say, so he could only say a dry sentence in the end.

Lance didn't care so much, he sent a sentence to the other party:

[mwah.]

Then quickly close the window, pretending to be watching a drama.

Wen Yu looked at his communicator, and the corners of his lips could not help but curl up, but in the next second, he seemed to have thought of something, and his face turned black.

If you look carefully, you will see that Wen Yu's own profile picture is a rose.

This was randomly selected by the system, and Wen Yu didn't bother to change it, but he didn't expect that one day, this default avatar would play such a big role.

The computer in the bedroom is connected to Wen Yu's communication device. If he wants to know, he can know the operation on the computer through the communication device.

Unexpectedly, today, he could see Lance searching on the computer for how to send a courier.

Although this method seems nonsensical, it can work if you are serious.

For example, you can go directly to the black market courier.

They don't care what you send, as long as you give the money in place, even if it's a nuclear bomb, people in the black market can send the courier to the designated location.

Another method is, as Wen Yu said, to find someone with the right to guarantee it.

Since this is the end of the world, many times, people in the army and in the laboratory will mail some weird things.

The rules have always been only aimed at ordinary people, so, in the end, it can be regarded as tacit approval. If there are powerful people to guarantee, the courier will send the things without checking the courier.

If he was really Rose, Wen Yu guessed, maybe that stubborn Rose would really bet on his future and post Lance back as a token of gratitude.

"Really are… "

Wen Yu turned off his communicator, and while recalling Lance's last sentence, "What?", he looked out the car window.

At this time, the army's car happened to pass through the slums of the living area.

Rows of dilapidated houses, as well as passers-by standing by the road, they looked at the passing army with dull or envious eyes, all of which made people silent.

These are human beings.

The human beings who barely survive at the bottom, as well as the luxurious human beings at the top, are all the same species, but they are so different.

This was something Wen Yu couldn't figure out.

Although the jungle is also prey to the weak in the ocean, the species in the ocean rely on their own physical fitness, and they can survive by fighting and robbing themselves;

But in human society, it is really strange that a person's birth can determine the fate of a person for almost a lifetime.

"Colonel Wen Yu, Dr. Mu Ran in the doomsday laboratory wants you to go to him to give a report after the mission is over."

The soldier who drove Wen Yu carefully observed Wen Yu's expression through the mirror inside the car,

"Then you see..."

"Go to the military area."

Wen Yu lazily replied,

"If those fish are not dealt with quickly, they will be destroyed."

"But, that's Dr. Muran..."

"Um?"

"Yes!"

Xiaobing shuddered, immediately grabbed the steering wheel, and drove unswervingly towards Wen Yu's residence.