It's the Demon King's Army!
Lokdo was horrified, the food was delicious, but poisonous.
The burning sensation on the tip of his tongue made his whole body seem to be scorched by fire, his mouth was full of dry heat, and he couldn't even sing a spell.
A real-life titled magician was stunned by the female warrior as a little raccoon and hugged and rubbed, rubbed and rubbed in his arms.
The great sage was so uncomfortable, he held the sausage tightly, trying to break free from the female warrior's arms.
However, the little raccoon is still a little raccoon after all. Although he is a titled magician, the only thing that is powerful is his magic.
In terms of power alone, it is not the opponent of this female warrior at all.
The female warrior giggled and directly pressed Lokdo on the dining table: "Little guy, you can just grab it and let your aunt rub it."
Lying on the dining table, Lokdo looked at the kitchen knife on the chopping board next to him, and shouted in his heart: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to be slaughtered by the demon queen, damn, my hot throat can't sing a spell at all. !"
The female warrior pressed against Lokdo, pinched Lokdo's furry face, and looked at Lokdo with a flustered face, the female warrior laughed and said, "Hee hee, such a cute little raccoon."
For the doting smile of the female warrior, Lokdo can only see it as a witch's sinister smile: "Damn, this witch is pinching my cheeks to see if my flesh is good or not, I will be eaten!!!!
Ah, my wonderful bear life, is this the end? "
Tears welled up in Lokdo's eyes, recalling the wonderful past and lamenting the absence of tomorrow.
The female warrior also saw the tears streaming down from the corners of Lokdo's eyes, and said apologetically, "Oh, I was crying, wait, don't move."
After speaking, he turned around, took a box from the table next to him and counted it. "Huchi", he tore it open and handed it to Lokdo's mouth. He gently picked up Lokdo and shook his hand. : "Come, have some yogurt."
Smelling the strange milky fragrance that he hadn't asked before, the tears from the corners of Locko's eyes were not seen.
Blinking his eyes and looking at the female warrior, he muttered in his heart, "Is it time to go on the road after a good meal?"
With a sigh, he stuck out his tongue and licked the yogurt for a while.
"Wow~ so sweet~"
As the yogurt entered the mouth, the discomfort in Locke's mouth was greatly relieved.
Locko was stunned for a moment, looked at the female soldier suspiciously, and said, "Is this the antidote?"
After a while, Locko ate the box of yogurt clean.
He licked the milky white yogurt foam on the tip of his nose, looked at the female soldier expectantly, and opened his mouth: "Is there any more?"
A Semitic language popped out, which immediately startled the female warrior.
He took two steps back, covered his mouth, pointed at Lokdo, and said in surprise, "You can speak?"
Although he couldn't understand Semitic, the little raccoon was talking.
Rokdo can't understand Chinese either, but this is not difficult for him as a "great sage".
He opened his mouth, and a spell came out: "Everything in the world, I use the name of the great sage Locko, ... oh, my mouth still hurts a little, I beg the name of the great sage Locko to grant me and this woman The power of the Demon King's words."
A small six-pointed star array immediately rose under Lockdo's feet, and then floated to Lockdo's fingertips, shrinking into a spot of light.
Locko slammed his legs and jumped directly from the dining table, pounced on the female warrior, and the light spot of his fingertips lightly touched the female warrior's forehead.
"I Have a Scroll of Ghosts and Gods"
The female warrior only felt a heat on her forehead, as if she had suddenly established a connection with something, just like she was suddenly connected to the Internet.
Lokdo jumped back to the dining table from the shoulder of the female warrior, carrying a small claw on his back, looked at the female warrior and said, "Spiritual link, now you should be able to understand what I said?"
The female warrior opened her mouth wide and looked at Lokdo with a look of surprise: "My God, the little raccoon has become a sperm and can actually speak!
Wait, I can understand the little raccoon! ! "
Lokdo tilted his head and stared at the female warrior, and said curiously, "Is there anything else in that white thing just now? It looks delicious."
The female warrior nodded: "Uh, there is, there is."
After speaking, he hurriedly ran to get the collection yogurt and put it in front of Locko.
Locko was not polite, and when he tore the yogurt, he drank it "gudugudu".
After Lokdo finished a box, he took a look at the exquisite yogurt box, and asked curiously, "What is this? It's delicious."
The female warrior said so: "It's yogurt."
"Oh."
At this moment, the female warrior put one hand on the pistol at her waist and put her finger on the trigger. Facing this little raccoon, if it was not good for her, the female warrior would kill him immediately.
The female warrior stared at Lokdo, trying her best to look relaxed, and said with a smile, "My name is Tian Ning, little guy, what's your name?"
Locko stood up and hummed, "Ha, little guy
I'm Lokdo, I'm 48 years old this year! "
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
At this time, a team of fully-armed CPA soldiers rushed over, and they surrounded Locko in the middle, and their guns were aimed at him.
Taking advantage of the yogurt, Tian Ning gave a wink to the soldier not far away, and the other party immediately understood, so he brought someone over.
"The little animal has become a sperm!
Do not move! "
A soldier scolded loudly, and Locke took a look, and gently placed the yogurt and the bitten sausage on the table, staring at the group of soldiers with an unhappy look on his face, pondering: "Ha! That's it! Do you want to deal with me when you click on the Demon King's Army
I am the titled magician 'The Great Sage'! "
Tian Ning also pulled out his pistol at this time, and while Lokdo was not paying attention, the muzzle of the gun was directly on the back of Lokdo's forehead, and said nervously: "Don't act rashly, if you don't have a magic shield and a grudge, don't mess around. .
What we have in our hands can easily kill any titled magician. "
Locko didn't expect that the demon king, who was quite gentle just now, turned hideous, and sneered: "Ha! It's really the demon king's army, turning her face is faster than turning a book."
Although the mouth is so unconvinced, Lockdo's body is still very honest.
That little girl named Tian Ning didn't seem to be lying. She, the one-in-a-million little raccoon, didn't intend to fold here. She was honest, motionless, and muttered, "The thing in your hand is really so powerful?"
Tian Ning pursed his lips: "Want to try?"
Locko shook his head, the titled magician looks really strong, but even an ordinary person, as long as he stabs him with a knife, the one who deserves to die will still die.
The strong does not mean that the blood is thick and the armor is strong, but that there are more attack methods, the attack power is greater, and the combat experience is rich.
After all, the body is the body, no matter how tempered it is, it will be like that.
At this time, the leader of the Demon King's army, who was five big and three thick, walked over with a team of Demon King's troops, pulled away the soldiers who surrounded Lokdo, and scolded: "Ge Laozi, I heard that you caught a little boy who had turned into a sperm. Raccoon?"
Seeing Li Long's arrival, Tian Ning hurriedly reported: "Report, uh... He is Lokdo, a self-proclaimed titled magician... little raccoon."
"Little raccoon? Or a titled magician? Little raccoon can talk?"
…
Outside the headquarters, several guards stood with guns.
Li Long sat on the pony and looked at Lokdo, who was holding a packet of instant noodles with seasonings scattered beside Tian Ning, and grabbed it with his hands to eat, and asked curiously, "No, bro, You are a raccoon, how can you speak human words?"
Locko stretched out his small claws, poured the bag of instant noodles into his mouth, then shook the packaging bag, making sure that he had emptied himself, and then turned his head to look at Li Long, slowly Said: "Yin and Yang are wrong.
I was born in human society. I always thought I was a human when I was very young. When I realized that I was a raccoon, I already knew how to speak human. "
"… "
Li Long and Tian Ning were speechless for a while, how could this be
After all, it is a flat-earth world, and there are all kinds of strange things.
You talk about your own pets, but you haven't seen any human words.
Locko grabbed the bag and asked, "What's this called, is there anything else?"
Tian Ning said: "Uh, it's called instant noodles, but you can also call it crisp noodles this way."