"How old can you be?" He pretended to be very serious and looked at Ms. Meili from head to toe several times. WWw, QuanBen-XiaoShuo, CoM then said seriously: "You look like you are only 20 years old at most. If I don't call you sister, why would you call me sister?"
"I'm over 50 years old, what do you mean by being over 20 years old? You can call me mother-in-law, but you can still call me sister, no matter how old or young you are?" Ms. Meili looked very angry. In fact, we can’t blame him for pretending that Wuhan is different from other places. Wuhan likes to be called older. For example, people in Guangzhou like to call people 10 years younger when they see an old man in their 70s or 80s. Auntie, uncle, otherwise others will be angry.
"A lie? 50 more?" He immediately pretended to be in disbelief. "Oh my god? How do you take care of yourself? Are people over 50 the same as a 20-year-old girl?"
"Don't you know? Hum!" Ms. Meili raised her head high and hummed proudly.
"I don't know!" He immediately pretended to be ignorant and sighed and shook his head. "But my mother told me a maintenance method that is very effective, but my mother has never been willing to use it."
"What method? Tell me quickly!" When Ms. Meili heard about the new maintenance method, she immediately became excited as if Columbus had discovered a new continent.
"Well! Do you know about Silky Chicken?"
"Tch! Everyone knows that black-bone chickens are good for beauty, so why are you telling me to eat one a day? I've never broken it again!" As soon as Meili heard this method, she immediately lost interest and turned around to leave.
"I'm talking about a local recipe passed down from ancestors!" As soon as he saw that Meili was leaving, he immediately threw out his trump card.
"Ancestral heritage?" Upon hearing these two words, Meili turned around with interest. "tell me the story!"
"Do you know what ground silkworms are?" He immediately pretended to be very mysterious and said.
"I've never heard of it! What is it?" Meili suddenly became curious.
"Actually, many people in the countryside know that groundworm is a thing because it is the most annoying thing. Because it grows up eating potatoes and so on. Many people give it to eat the potatoes and other things that people have worked hard to grow. It's a mess. However, this silkworm is a very nutritious thing. It contains a lot of protein, and chickens like to eat it the most. The most important thing is that there is an element called aBcdeFg in this thing. I don't remember its name. That thing is too hard to remember. If a chicken grows up eating that thing, it will naturally have this element in its body. And the biggest benefit of this element is beauty and beauty. And black-bone chicken itself is good for beauty and beauty. If it eats ground silkworms The grown-up black-bone chicken is the best of the best. If you add our ancestral secret recipe." He stopped for a moment and looked appetizing.
"What kind of secret recipe has been passed down from generation to generation? Tell me quickly. How do you think it will be?" Meili cooperated very much and got excited.
"I'm telling you, don't tell others! My old man is going to kill me." He stretched out his head and looked around, looking very cautious.
"Well, I won't tell others, tell me now!" Meili smiled and shrank her neck and looked around. Then he put his ear sideways to his mouth.
"This kind of black-bone chicken has 2 kilograms of clean meat, then adds 5 qian of angelica root, 2 qian of codonopsis pilosula, 3 qian of Huaishan yam, 10 wolfberry seeds, a little root of green onions, 1 qian of ginger skin, and then puts 3 carp gall bladders. Give 5 A bowl of water boils him into a bowl. If you can keep drinking one bowl every day! Hee hee." He immediately rubbed his hands together and showed a lustful smile.
"Really?" Meili looked at him with a bit of distrust.
"What's the benefit of lying to you?" He immediately looked like Lu Dongbin had been bitten by a dog.
"You lied to me so that I could buy your chicken! You little guy wants to lie to adults before you even open your teeth." Meili said proudly, as if I had seen through you.
"Believe it or not, I was kind enough to talk to you, but you're still talking about me." He pretended to be angry and walked back immediately. "I'm telling you. Even if you want to buy it, I don't have it yet. The chickens are only available in a small chicken farm in my hometown. There is no capacity to produce them. The few chickens every year are already ordered by my own people and no one can buy them from outside. .”
"Really?" Meili started to believe it a little bit.
"Nonsense, how much money can you make from a chicken? Do you want to buy it or not? Who cares?" He said impatiently: "Go, go. Go buy vegetables. Don't hinder our business."
"Brother, don't be angry! Sister is just joking with you." Meili really believed it now, but she felt embarrassed for wronging others' good intentions.
"It's nonsense, are you angry? I just found out about this secret recipe. My sister brought one from the countryside and I asked her...ah!" He immediately pretended to lose his voice and let something slip. It looks so cute when you cover your mouth tightly with both hands.
"Haha! Little brother, you let it slip!" Meili happily touched his head with her hand and laughed.
"No! I just said it wrong. No!" He immediately began to deny it anxiously and even started to sweat on his head.
"Haha, it's okay, sister won't treat you badly. How about selling that chicken to sister? How much does it cost per pound." Meili began to coax her like a child in a kindergarten.
"Hey!" He lowered his hands and lowered his head in pain and said. "It's not a matter of money. The chicken is not expensive at all, only 10 yuan or less than 20 yuan per pound. The key is..."
"What's the problem? Tell me and sister will help you solve it!" Meili became anxious when she heard there was a problem.
"My sister is also a person who loves beauty. She just bought this chicken from an acquaintance in the countryside. Even if we are rich, those of us who live nearby may not be able to buy one every year. She managed it with great difficulty One is here for lunch today. If I secretly sell it to my sister, I will kill mine!" He shook his head and said to Meili.
"Oh!" Meili looked understanding. "But she's your sister. No matter how much she tries to kill you, she'll still be like that. I'll give you a little more money. How about you use the extra money to go online or something?"
"No! My sister is very fierce. She wants to beat me to pieces and she won't sell her for any amount of money!" He suddenly raised his head and said firmly.
"You earn twice as much for 100 yuan!"
"If you don't want to sell, leave quickly. I want to do business!"
"15o."
“I won’t sell it if I say it won’t be sold!”
"18o!"
"Let's go!"
"2oo!"
"kindness?"
"22o?"
"This!" He began to hesitate!
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