Looking at the sewer pipe getting closer and closer to Wang Wei, he wanted to jump underwater and walk away, but he couldn't! Can you swim in such fast water? Feng Shan escaped
First: This sewer is very wide! It's probably not as narrow as the Yangtze River, but how far can a lightning flash travel? He's right in the middle now!
Second: Even if you can get to the side, the sewer in Wuhan is not the kind of sewer in Hollywood. It is just a water pipe with walls on both sides. WWw、QuANbEn-XiAoShUo、Com will fall even if it flashes up! Although he is the legendary 'Cockroach Man', he doesn't know Cockroach Xiaoqiang's trick of climbing up walls. so… …
"Wangcai... Gudong... I want... Gudong... to kill you..."
Without any luck, he sucked it in and drank several mouthfuls of water. However, although he cursed that he wanted to kill Wangcai, he took Wangcai into the pet space the moment before he fell into the water.
The water flow in the water pipe does not flow in one direction. Instead, it is sucked in for a while and then spurts out violently. Just like this, he was struggling inside for a long time, and his whole body seemed to be falling apart from the tossing. But this is not the most critical thing. The most critical thing is that without air, he is almost suffocated to death. In this suffocating state, his health value begins to drop by dozens and dozens.
Seeing that his health had dropped to almost 100, he closed his eyes in despair. Waiting for the death notification prompted by the system. But the death notice he had been waiting for for a long time did not arrive. Instead, what came was a breath of fresh air.
He was so suffocated that he couldn't care less about where the air came from. He had to take a few deep breaths first. When he regained his composure, he opened his eyes and took a look. But he found that he was no longer in the water but in the sky. He was flying toward the sky with his face facing down. And below him is a toilet with bubbles still rolling inside! (Advertisement: "Digital Life" supports us. Your support and collection are the motivation for us to continue writing. Your daily reading is the source for us to improve the quality of digital!)
"System prompt: You have left the range of the copy 'Sewer'. The system is recovering your body. Please wait..."
"Pa~~~~~~~~~~" With a loud noise, he flew into the sky and as soon as he regained his body size, he plummeted down and hit the toilet bowl hard.
"Pfft~~~~~~~~~~" A mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth because his chest just hit the toilet bowl, and at this time, dozens of points of his health were lost due to this blow. It's only twenty or thirty o'clock now.
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~" Another sharp female scream came from behind him.
"Not good!" When he heard this female voice, he immediately understood that she had run into the women's bathroom just like she had peeked at Fang Ting last time. But last time it was not as big as an ant. This time it is normal size. Thinking of the seriousness of the matter, he didn't even bother to take the red pill. He stretched out his left hand in front of himself and quickly took out the 'Mask of Hypocrisy' from the storage space and put it on himself.
"Rogue! Pervert! Peeping tom! Beat you to death!" After the woman behind shouted, she took an iron washbasin and smashed it hard on his back.
Several consecutive blows directly knocked his health down to about 10 o'clock. He quickly took out a bottle of red medicine and prepared to drink it. But just after he took it out, the woman behind him smashed the basin again, just hitting his hand, and the bottle was just knocked off.
17:13:9:06 is no longer possible! He looked like he was about to be beaten to death by this woman. If he couldn't bear it any longer, he would really die. He turned over and rushed forward.
"Ah!!" Just as he rushed forward to grab the woman's hands, the soles of her feet slipped and she fell backwards. Wang Wei naturally rushed forward.
"Ah! Cockroach Man! Little Powerful Man! Why is it you? Why did you come to my house?" As soon as she fell down and saw the masked man clearly, she immediately turned into a look of surprise and excitement. shouted.
"Why didn't she scream? Cockroach Man? Isn't this name a household name now?" He was about to reach out his hand to cover her mouth when he realized that she had stopped screaming. When Wang Wei looked at her face in confusion, he found that it was a very familiar face, a beautiful face with a very professional air. But now this face is full of a nymphomaniac look.
"Wait! Nymphomaniac?" As soon as he saw her nymphomaniac look, big beads of sweat kept falling from Wang Wei's forehead because he thought of someone he really didn't want to see. He slowly raised his head and looked over her head. Sure enough, the last thing he wanted to see happened. Two big characters 'Cao Na'.
"I know! You must have fallen in love with me at first sight after seeing me last time, so you came to see me this time, right?" Seeing that he didn't answer her question, Cao Na started to guess where she was. She was so excited that she put her hands around his neck and kissed him.
"Ah!! Bah, bah, bah!" As soon as they kissed her, Cao Na tilted her head to one side and started to poop while complaining: "Why does it smell so disgusting?"
After giving her such a kiss, Wang Wei was completely dumbfounded and had no idea what the situation was. Who are these people
After she finished peeing, Cao Na took a look at his body and found that he was now covered in filthy things and emitted a foul odor. She quickly pushed him aside, then got up from the ground, grabbed a towel lying next to her, and wiped her body violently while complaining to him: "Oh! Why do you smell so bad? Ah!! Good!" It’s dirty! The body I just washed is dirty again for you.”
When Wang Wei heard her say, "I just washed my body and you dirty it again," his mind was filled with scenes from Japanese AV movies. Originally, this was a sentence that could not be easily misunderstood. The most important thing was that now she was naked, stamping her feet and wiping herself. Two 'cream bunnies', not much smaller than Fang Ting, were jumping around there and there were...
"Yeah!" After wiping her body for a few times, Cao Na realized that she seemed to be wearing nothing and there was a man lying in front of her. So… … …
Cao Na quickly covered her chest with the towel in her hand, but the towel was too small to cover the top but not the bottom. The two "butter bunnies" covering the lower part and the upper part jumped up again. She was so anxious that she started yelling at him. "What are you looking at? Turn around!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Wang Wei was completely stunned by the erotic scene in front of him. When she shouted, he immediately woke up and turned his head to the side. But he regretted this turn because he wanted to see it again. Although I don't like her in my heart. But men are lustful. How many men would not want to see a beautiful woman wearing nothing standing in front of him? Think about it all! If you don't want to, then there are only men similar to Hong Kong's Lao Zhang or those around the emperor.
"Don't turn around and walk out with your back to me!" After he turned around, Cao Na shouted at him behind him.
"Okay!" What else could he say at this time? Get out! Get out and run!
"Wait!" He had just gotten up when Cao Na called him from behind and said from behind: "In movies, heroic heroes like you usually disappear in the blink of an eye after meeting the heroine. If you go out, you will definitely run away and you are not allowed to go out!"
"Miss, what do you want from me now?" Wang Wei almost spit out a mouthful of blood when he heard her say that.
"Just stand there with your back to me and don't move!" Cao Na thought for a moment and said to him through gritted teeth.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Wang Wei opened the bathroom door and was about to leave. When he turned around and there were no tempting things in his eyes, he immediately regained his composure. Hearing what she said, he didn't bother to pay attention to her. stay? Where can a grown man stand while a naked woman takes a shower and changes clothes without any protection? He has never thought that he is as noble and calm as those heroes on TV? Bah~~~~~~~~~~
"Help~~~~~~~Indecent assault~~~~~~~~~~~Rape~~~~~~~~~" Seeing that he ignored her, Cao Na might as well just be there He yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Dong dong dong dong~~~~~~~~~"
As soon as she finished shouting, there was a rapid knock on the door. Several voices shouted from outside: "What's wrong with Nana?"
"Woo~~~~~~~~~~~" Just when she was about to shout twice more, Wang Wei turned around and pounced on her, pressing her mouth with his hand.
"Nana! Speak quickly or we'll be knocked away!" The voices outside were getting louder and louder.
"Don't shout! Is it okay to stay here if I don't leave?" Wang Wei had no choice but to admit defeat! Even though I can run away at any time with my face covered, it feels very embarrassing if someone catches me like this!
"Woo! Woo! Woo!" Cao Na immediately whined a few times in agreement, but her eyes kept blinking at him as if she was very proud, making him want to punch him to death.
"It's okay. A cockroach came into my bathroom and scared me!" As soon as he let go of his hand, Cao Na immediately explained to the outside. As he spoke, he smiled proudly and put his finger on the cockroach on his head. The two tentacles on the feather helmet bounced one after another.
"Isn't it you? You have killed a mouse and a cockroach and you screamed so loudly in fear?" The people outside slowly became quiet after complaining for a few words.
"Don't look away!" As soon as the person outside left, Cao Na immediately turned his head back with both hands.
"Don't do anything, I'll do it myself! Just show me your ass, I don't even want to see it." Wang Wei impatiently threw her hands aside and turned away. He said something that was against his will.
"I want to see you, but I won't show it to you!" When she heard what he said, Cao Na angrily brushed his back with the towel on her hand, and then started to turn on the faucet to flush him. While rushing back and forth, she kept asking questions, but no matter what she said, Wang Wei just kept silent. But not only did her interest not lessen and she asked more and more questions, she also became more and more energetic. She asked and answered her own questions at the same time.
"Why are you so dirty?"
"I understand that you must be fighting those evil gangsters for three hundred rounds in those dirty places to maintain justice in the world. That's why you are like this. You are so great!"
"What do you look like under the mask?"
"You can't watch movies because of this. When the heroine sees the hero, it means the movie is over. If you are a hero, you should have the mystery of a hero! So you can't watch it."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"I'm sure a hero who has never been married will never come out. Because when you have a family, you will take care of it, so you must not have a girlfriend because that position is definitely reserved for me. I want to perform a romantic love affair with a beautiful woman." hero!"
"By the way, how many Spider-Man, Flash, and Batman are there? Why have they all disappeared? You must be together, right? There should be a Ranger Association, but you seem to be the only Chinese Ranger association. ?"
“……”
Wang Wei just asked her these messy questions, making her confused and confused. I even forgot that there was a naked girl with a perfect figure behind me taking a shower and changing clothes. He just wants her to wash and change quickly so that he can leave quickly.
"Okay, I'm done getting dressed, you can turn around now." After waiting for almost an hour, she said later that she was done.
"I can..." Wang Wei turned around and was about to ask if he could leave, but he realized! She actually stood there in the back with her lipstick, rouge and everything properly dressed.
"Am I very beautiful? Are you stunned? I am the one in the future! I am the heroine! Can I not be beautiful?" Seeing his surprised look, Cao Na was so proud that her tail almost rose to the sky.
"Can I go?" When Wang Wei heard her say that, he didn't want to say anything and just wanted to leave quickly. The entire first-level invincible nymphomaniac Hollywood movie is a big poison. Why waste so much time with her? If you want to do it, you might as well go find Fang Ting and it should be about the same.
"Why do you always want to leave? Can't you stay with me for a while?" Cao Na started to act coquettishly.
"Hurry! There are many innocent citizens outside who are oppressing countless lives by those evil forces. They are waiting for me to save the safety of the motherland. I need to protect the justice of the earth and need me to uphold justice. But you left me here. Do you think I want to classify you into those evil forces?" In desperation, he could only use the tricks from the movies to deal with such a stupid girl. Although he was disgusting and disgusting when he said these words. But I still have to say it!
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" As soon as she heard what he said, Cao Na had indeed fallen into the trap. She immediately nodded and was about to reach out to push him to hurry up and 'maintain the justice of the earth and fight against evil forces', but she realized that Those dirty things on his body immediately took out an unused towel from the side and said to him: "Wash your body clean first. There is an automatic washing machine that can be dried. Don't go out dressed like this. It will embarrass us Chinese Rangers." Face!"
Looking at the new towel in his hand, Cao was so anxious that before he ran outside and closed the door, he wanted to say to him: "Hurry up and remember! Every minute you spend may save an innocent life!" Na. He raised his head and looked at the ceiling and shouted in pain: "Who are these ***! The last time I met her, she was a nymphomaniac, but she hadn't reached this level yet!"
After taking a shower, he put on the 'wise man's robe' he had worn when he killed the gangster Luo Luo Bao last time. The whole person has changed. He is wearing a sky blue robe, holding a shining silver spiritual weapon staff in his hand, and finally wearing a Zorro mask. It is indeed very temperamental. Of course, the mantis feather helmet with two tentacles on his head and the dog head inlaid on the spiritual weapon do not count.
"Wow! So cool! Why did you change clothes?" As soon as he walked out of the bathroom door, Cao Na shouted with stars in her eyes.
"Kumao, don't stop me. I'm going to save the people!" Wang Wei was so angry when he saw her nymphomaniac look that he pushed her away and was about to go out. But just after he pushed it away, she was immediately dumbfounded when she saw the layout and decorations in his room!
"What kind of world is this? How can there be such a crazy person in the world?" What appeared in his eyes was one! one! A *** cockroach nest. All the decorations are related to cockroaches. The walls are covered with photos of herself that she took that day. Even the pillow in the room looks like a cockroach. He turned around, the muscles on his face twitched twice, then he pointed at some decorations in the room and asked her, "Can you live like this?"
"I can live here for you, hero! You are my idol!" Cao Na said with stars in her eyes when she heard him ask her that. But I don’t know why the persistence ring on her hand doesn’t shed any luster and is exactly the same as an ordinary ring.
When Wang Wei heard what she said, he used his reconnaissance technique to look at her favorability list. But what I saw was that I wanted to pretend to be dead! (Quanben Novel Website www.QuANbEn-XiAoShUo.com)