"Do you know? If everyone in the Dragon Group has offended you, you will not have a good life!" Wang Yufeng said to Wang Wei solemnly in the car on the way to Babao Mountain. WWw,QUanbEn-xIAoShUo,Com
"Why do you say that?" Wang Wei asked in confusion when he heard him ask this.
"Because whenever Ying'er discovers something novel, her energy will be particularly strong. She will definitely pester you to sleep and won't let you have time to sleep. If you dare to ignore her for a second, then she will I can cry! Cry very hard!" Wang Yufeng told her seriously.
"Crying?" Wang Wei's whole body began to tremble when he thought of that little loli crying just now. If he was pestered by such a person every day, especially if he howled twice every three days at the base, he would definitely offend anyone.
"You're done! I'm done too! Because my head will definitely tie us and you into a team and I will kill you!" Wang Yufeng said this and put his hand on his forehead in pain and leaned on the car seat.
"Then what should we do?" He asked Wang Yufeng in a panic.
"Langsha! Our usual way to deal with Ying'er is to keep a low profile as much as possible! Don't give yourself any sense of mystery and pretend to be boring so that she will find it boring when she sees us. Then she won't come to us for trouble! Who? You pulled her so hard as soon as you came in and you dared to push her! You're done! You're really done! Go back and write your suicide note! I hope we won't become your burial objects by then!" Wang Yufeng's eyes He didn't even bother to open it, he just leaned over and said in a tone of great pain.
"Brother Wang, you see, we are both from Wuhan and fellow villagers, and we all have the surname Wang. And it just so happens that we are both superpowers and colleagues in the same unit. This is fate! If you don't help me, who will I help? Do you think so?" Wang Wei said in a flattering tone as he quickly took out a pack of cigarettes and handed one to him.
"Wei Weiwei, you are actually smoking! Smoking is bad for your health! Don't you know?" He had just taken out his cigarette and Ying'er squeezed over from the seat next to him and snatched the cigarette from his hand from the car. He threw it out the window and then continued: "I will keep an eye on you from now on and not allow you to smoke another cigarette. I will keep an eye on you 24 hours a day!"
"Oh my God!" At this time, Wang Yufeng slapped his forehead hard with his hand and tilted his head to the window in pain. His expression was a hundred times more painful than Wang Wei's current appearance.
Looking at the little loli Wang Wei who slowly sat back down and was still staring at him, he looked at her speechlessly and then said helplessly to Wang Yufeng on the side: "Brother, you must save me. Save me! I have an eighty-year-old mother and eighteen children waiting to be caressed. I can’t just die inexplicably!"
"It's okay! You will be an official member of our dragon team tomorrow. You sacrificed your work and the unit will not treat your family badly. You can go with peace of mind!" Seeing that he finally understood the seriousness of the matter, Wang Yufeng immediately expressed sympathy. looked at him and said.
"Brother, don't be like this! From now on, you will be my dear brother. If you point east, I will never go west. What should I do?" At this time, Wang Wei really didn't know what to do. He said that he couldn't say anything to someone like him every day. No one can stand being pestered by an untouchable little loli.
"Actually, there is a way, but I'm afraid you don't dare to do it!" Seeing that the fish finally took the bait, Wang Yufeng immediately changed his clothes and said with a very mysterious expression on his face.
"What can I do? As long as this little loli doesn't cause trouble for me, anything will be fine! Brother, I only know you a little bit about the whole dragon group. You must help me!" As soon as he heard that there was a way, he immediately pretended to be pitiful and hoped. I can get help from the legendary veteran in this dragon group. After all, he is a fellow countryman!
"Hey! I saw this fellow and shot him in the back! I finally understand!" Seeing the two of them, Luo Tu turned around and said softly to the person sitting next to him.
"Watch a show!" He said coldly and then said nothing more.
"Hey, since you call me big brother, let me help you think of a solution. We are all fellow villagers, right?" After that, Wang Yufeng put her mouth to his ear and said mysteriously: "Do you know? If you want to change a person, let her act completely according to your ideas and listen to you every day. In fact, there is only one way! Use a special power, the most powerful power in the world that is the most defensive. The power of carelessness!”
"What power? Do I have this kind of power?" As soon as he heard that he was willing to help him, Wang Wei became excited and quickly asked.
"Love! Only love is the greatest. Love can change a person at will and control a person at will. The only thing that can save you is love!" Wang Yufeng immediately said his answer in a very sacred tone.
"Fart!" Wang Wei shouted immediately after hearing what he said. But when he saw that everyone in the carriage was paying attention, he immediately lowered his voice and said to Wang Yufeng: "How old is she? Should I pick up her when she is twelve or thirteen? Then I will become a beast?"
"Twelve or thirteen years old is indeed very young. If we pick her up, she will be worse than a beast!" Wang Yufeng nodded in agreement when he heard what he said, but immediately looked at him with puzzled eyes and asked. Said: "We can't do it, but how old are you?"
"Me? I'm 16 and almost 17!" Seeing his confused look, Wang Wei replied with a confused look on his face.
"You are only 16 years old and only two or three years older than her. She is a little lolita and you are a brat! Why aren't you a perfect match?" Wang Yufeng almost couldn't help laughing when he saw him like that.
"But she is still a minor. Although I am only a little older than her, I have an ID card and I am an adult. If I look for her, it is illegal!" Wang Wei immediately became anxious when he saw his sly smile. said.
"So what if you break the law? The worst case scenario is 24-hour confinement. The most serious punishment is just a fine of 100 yuan. It's okay. The fine is mine. I'll go talk to the boss about confinement and lock you two together." After saying that, Wang Yufeng immediately turned his head to face the window and covered his mouth with his hands.
"This!" When Wang Wei heard what he said, it seemed to make sense, but it always felt weird. He turned his head and turned on the reconnaissance technique to take a look at Ying'er's favorability list, who was still staring at him.
npnetbsp; Current favorability: 267
Friendship: 1o
Love favorability: 5oo
**Favorability: 5oo
Marriage favorability: 5oo
"Isn't this little loli too easy to deceive?" Seeing her favorability level of almost 0, he immediately found that his heartbeat seemed to be speeding up to the point of jumping out. He secretly thought in his heart: "It seems that it is not too much to be 16 years old and 13 years old! She is actually very cute! She is willful, but as long as I become her man, I can do whatever I want. At least I don't have to do it like now. So annoying!”
"Hey! Another good young man from society was pushed into the abyss of depravity by a madman!" Luo Tu sighed, lowered his head and said softly to the person next to him.
"Watch the show!" He still looked so cold, but this time he said one more word than last time.
finally! The car finally arrived at Babaoshan. Babaoshan is a cemetery. The graves here are many times larger than those in the abandoned factory last time. And the area is thousands of times wider. Seeing such a large cemetery, the depression that had just accumulated in Wang Wei's heart immediately disappeared. What an experience! How much equipment! The most important thing is that those who want to sell RMB here will definitely not go to those bastards’ Euro-US coins! Thinking of those coins made him angry!
"Where are those dirty things? The head has sealed off the whole place within a hundred miles. You don't have to worry about anything. The blockade will not stop until we go out. No one will come to trouble us even if we work for days and nights. ! Even if there was a quarrel here, no one would know about it!" Wang Yufeng immediately put on a serious expression after getting out of the car.
"Wait! Soon! Wait for me!" When Wang Wei heard what he said, he immediately started to pull up his clothes.
"What are you doing, gangster?" When she saw that he was dragging his clothes, Ying'er immediately tugged his hand with her hands.
"Ah!" Wang Wei screamed in pain when she pulled her like that. He quickly turned off his pain system and yelled loudly at her: "Why are you pulling me while I change my equipment? I must change it when I fight. If you don’t like the equipment, you don’t have to come with me in the future! Why are you so annoyed?”
"Oh my God!" The three people next to him all shouted when they heard his roar, and then one by one they took out an MP3 player and put it into their ears with the volume turned up as high as possible.
Seeing the actions of the three of them, Wang Wei immediately realized that he seemed to have done something wrong again. With sweat on his forehead, he slowly lowered his head and looked at Ying'er standing in front of him, and found that her eyes had indeed begun to sparkle with tears again, and her nose had begun to sniff.
"Ying'er monster! Don't cry! Don't cry! Brother, can I show you some magic tricks?" He quickly knelt down and comforted her.
"Magic?" The tears in Ying'er's eyes immediately disappeared without a trace after hearing these two words, and she looked at him with two big eyes.
"Well, look at it!" After saying that, he pretended to be mysterious and shook his hand, and a shining light green magic robe appeared in his hand! That's right! It was his robe of a wise man, followed by the orange helmet of the false god, the boots of the false god, and the false masks that came out of his hands one by one. Then he looked at her proudly and said, "How about I be awesome? "
But after he changed his mind, he found that the tears in her eyes started to well up again, her mouth was pouted so much that she could hang clothes on it, and she looked like she was about to cry again.
"Hey! Let me talk about Xiaowei, a guy named Xia Zongwen in our dragon group uses this thing to coax him every day. That guy's superpower is to open up a small space of his own. Every day he hides some toys in it and transforms into Come out to coax her and now she has seen such a trick without any reaction!" Seeing his overwhelmed look, Wang Yufeng walked up and patted his shoulder gently and explained to him.
"What?" After hearing what he said, Wang Wei remembered that this dragon group was full of weird people. His ability seemed to be nothing here, but his storage space seemed to have been cleaned up long ago. Even if I try to change it, I can't change it into anything strange. Seeing her crying look, Wang Wei simply gritted his teeth, waved his hands and shouted: "This time it will be a little weirder!"
"Ouch~~~~~~~~~~~" As he waved his hand, Wangcai appeared in front of her and roared to the sky.
"Get away! You disgusting mutt!" When she saw Wangcai Ying'er in front of her, she kicked her and the tears in her eyes immediately became more abundant. She looked at Wang Wei aggrievedly and said: " Brother is so bad that he actually used a big dog to scare Ying'er!"
Looking at her mouth that slowly opened again, Wang Wei looked helplessly at the other three people. However, he found that the three of them had already squatted on the ground and put the MP3 earplugs into their ears, and then pressed them firmly with both hands. Turn your back to both of them. There was also Wangcai who was lying on the ground after being kicked for no reason!
"Okay! If you still don't like the last trick, just cry! I can't bear it!" He had no choice but to wave his hand again.
"Wow!" Yinger finally screamed in surprise when she saw the 'thing' that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. The tears in her eyes suddenly disappeared without a trace again, but were replaced by stars in her eyes.
"What is it?" Wang Yufeng and the other three turned their heads curiously when they heard Ying'er's cry of surprise instead of crying. But when they turned around, they all fell to the ground with a plop. Including the one who always looks cold.
"What is this? God! I love you! I will kill you!" Wang Yufeng screamed loudly as he looked at the 'thing' in front of him.
"Mother, your son's spring is here!" Two lines of tears slowly flowed down from Luo Tu's eyes.
"Beautiful! I like it!" He stared blankly at the 'thing' created by Wang Wei, and two lines of unknown red fluid slowly flowed down from his nostrils.
"Brother Viagra, what's going on?" Xue'er, who had just come out, looked at the stupid ones around her and asked in confusion.
"It's just a mission! I need your help!" Wang Wei said helplessly, shrugging his shoulders twice.
"But you just tortured her so much that her whole body hurt. Now she feels very uncomfortable!" Xueer complained.
"Tossing?" When Wang Yufeng heard this word, he immediately rushed forward angrily, grabbed Wang Wei's collar and shouted loudly: "What did you toss her for?"
"Oh my God! Why do I have to be one step behind others every time?" Luo Tu heard Xue'er's words and immediately understood what they meant. He was so sad that he immediately wanted to hit a boulder next to him. He hit the boulder directly. Got to be torn apart.
But he didn't say anything and slowly turned his back to them, but looking at his back, he seemed to have changed from a young man in his 20s to a dying man, as old as a man.
"Get away!" Seeing that her master was actually threatening, Xue'er rushed forward without hesitation, stretched out her hand, grabbed Wang Yufeng by the back of his collar, lifted him up and threw him backwards. Then she took out the double blades in her hands and guarded her master behind her, watching them warily.
"Me!" Wang Yufeng, who was lying on the ground, had long forgotten the pain of falling to the ground. I didn't say anything for a while, then buried my head on the ground, beating his head loudly with both hands. burst into tears.
"Sister, this butterfly is so beautiful!" At this moment, Xue'er discovered that Ying'er, who had been standing next to her, stretched out a finger to touch the butterfly on the leggings of her wind suit. It was the butterfly on the leggings. I slowly touched the butterfly on the deck that blocked the key parts with one finger.
"Pfft~~~~~~~~~" Luo Tu, who was the only one still staring, spat out a mouthful of blood when he saw such a tempting scene and fainted. pitiful! A warrior with strong defense was so vulnerable that he fainted.
"Ah! The little sister is so cute!" Seeing Ying'er's cute look, Xue'er happily squatted down and held her face with both hands, teasing her.
"Cloak! I must wear a cape next time! It must be the kind of cloak that covers the whole body!" Wang Wei immediately became jealous when he saw Xueer's extremely revealing wind suit. After all, I still feel very unhappy when I see my woman in front of others, even if the key parts are not visible at all. But now he has no way to prevent her from wearing this outfit because this outfit has the most awesome attributes. What can be done? If you don't let her come out to form a team, you can only form a team of 5 people. If she comes out, you can form an additional one. Bear with it! He forced himself to hold back the strong jealousy in his heart. I shouted in my heart: "Activate the level 8o~15o copy 'Babaoshan Cemetery'!" (Quanben Novel Network www.QUanbEn-xIAoShUo.com)