"Brother! Not bad! He has a way of taking care of others, including Niu and her parents, in one day!" Li Jun said to Wang Wei with a strange smile as soon as he came out of Tian Wenhui's house. wWw.QuANbEn-XiAoShUo.COm
"You can do it! I've worked so hard to pick up a decent girl. It's not like it's easier for you to change a horse than to change clothes, just like the ones picked up on the street are worthless!" Wang Wei immediately sarcastically replied when he heard what he said. However, I feel quite comfortable. The reward given by that mission is more than 100 points of favorability and more than 20 points of compatibility. Also add a bonus to your own fitness. It was so satisfying. No wonder the old man and his mother were so kind to him.
"You don't really want to find that girl to be your wife, do you? Oh my god! Do you have a fever?" After hearing what he said, Li Jun immediately put his hand on his head and tried it, then pretended to be puzzled. Said: "I don't have a fever! Is there something wrong with my brain? At the age of 16, you have to abandon the deep forest to find a tree to hang yourself?"
"Don't do this to me!" Looking at his virtuous behavior, Wang Wei smiled and pushed him, then continued: "To be honest, I'm not interested in any of the girls you pick up, no matter how pretty or decent they are! With them, you still can’t figure out who is enjoying whom? Who is at the disadvantage?"
"Damn! You want to be happy but you haven't yet! What's wrong with second-hand goods? Only second-hand goods are good enough, full of experience and considerate service. Why are you looking for that kind of little girl? She can't even move when I'm lying on my bed. I'm afraid she doesn't even know how to write the word ** or the girl I picked up is hot enough!" After saying that, Li Jun looked at him triumphantly.
"Go to hell! If a woman like you makes a lot of lies and becomes your wife, your family will cuckold you sooner or later. Forget it! How will the next program be arranged if we don't talk about it?" After arguing for a long time, it seems that it is too much. There was nothing to argue about. Wang Wei was too lazy to argue with him, so he quickly changed the subject. It’s been a long time since I’ve been in closed beta and open beta for so many days and I haven’t gotten together with my brothers. This time I have to have fun even if I am wasting some reputation. Be a human being! Happiness comes first!
"Old rules!" After hearing what he said, Li Jun immediately raised a fist with one hand and said, "Whoever wins will arrange the next show!"
"Come on!" Seeing his action, Wang Wei immediately raised his fist and shouted: "One! Two! Three! Stone!"
"You lose! Haha! I don't need to accompany you to go online. Damn QQ is so boring. Those girls can only look at them but not touch them. After all, the harder they are to get, the more precious they are. But it's hard to say anything good without typing it with your fingers. As soon as the numbed video was connected, it was full of *** dinosaurs! They look even more disgusting than you. It’s so boring!” Li Jun proudly waved the ‘cloth’ on his hand in front of him and said.
"Fuck you, I found that you are similar to the Bird Country people in some aspects. What flows in your veins is not blood but semen. All you think about is sanitary napkins! Disgusting guy!" Wang Wei said to him with contempt. After saying one sentence, he punched the hand holding the 'hammer' twice and said: "Oh! In addition, I am really disgusting. At least I have to charge a ticket to go to the zoo. You are so awesome as the administrator who doesn't need to buy a ticket. I will lead you in directly without dragging you in.”
"Me! Forget it, I can't compete with you. Let's go to my show! Come on!" Li Jun, who couldn't compete with him now, simply stopped arguing about this topic. He shouted excitedly, then pulled him and ran over, hailed a taxi and headed straight to Jianghan Road Pedestrian Street.
"Is this interesting?" Wang Wei asked him reluctantly after arriving at Jianghan Road. Because every time I ask him to arrange a program, it goes without saying that he must do this. Of course, every time he arranged his own programs before, he would go online.
"Yes! It's very interesting! How can you say that? This program of mine is very meaningful and very serious. So you should also be serious and quietly come to this program with me! Come and do it!" Li Jun pulled him to sit down on a marble bench with a serious expression on his face. Then he handed over a cigarette and a large glass of Coke and said: "Be serious and drink slowly! Smoke slowly! Enjoy slowly!"
Wang Wei took the cup of Coke and lit the cigarette. Then he glanced at Li Jun, who was sitting next to him and was watching the beautiful women walking up and down the street attentively. He couldn't bear to blink and asked softly: "Don't you think women can go out by themselves? Go to a disco." After walking around for a while, you can come out and book a room for single, double or even multiple rooms for free. You are so skilled that you don’t even have to pay for the room. Do you really need to come here to check it out?”
"You don't understand this, right? My son is my good wife, but this wife! She will always be the good one from other families! It's too easy to beat up, and it's no longer interesting if you beat her up too much. When I have nothing to do, I occasionally come here to see other people's wives. It feels so good! You have to learn to enjoy life!" After telling him a bunch of nonsense, Li Jun stopped paying attention to him and once again entered the selfless state of harmony between man and nature.
"Crazy!" Wang Wei almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he heard what he said. Although this was not the first time I heard such a philosophical theory from his mouth, it still made me want to bleed every time I heard it.
"Hey! It seems that I am really out of date and can't keep up with the ideas of young people in the 21st century!" Wang Wei sighed heavily and then took a deep breath of cigarette and began to 'enjoy life'. However, all the women he was interested in on the street were well-dressed, and the ones he was not interested in were more revealing than the other. Especially those who obviously had a big belly but had to wear clothes that exposed their waists, the more he looked at them, the more disgusted he became. Later, he just opened the 'clairvoyance eyes' directly! That's not right! I turned on the 'X-ray' and looked at it. really! It's much more comfortable to look at like this. All beauties in the world are equally slim and full of skinny temptation!
"Weiwei, look at that! It's on point! Your skin is so white!" Li Jun pulled him excitedly as if he had seen the appearance of 'Juliet' who had been waiting for a long time, pointing at a sexy girl coming towards him and said.
"Yeah! I have a discerning eye! It's indeed white! It's so white!" He said with emotion as he looked at Wang Wei, a pure white skeleton walking towards him step by step.
"And that one! Did you see it? The eyes are so beautiful!" After just finishing speaking, Li Jun pointed at the other one and shouted excitedly.
"Wow! It's really big. Why are the eyes so big?" Wang Wei also shouted, his eyes fixed on the two big holes on the skull he pointed at.
"And that! Oh my God! How could there be such a beautiful girl? That figure, face, ass, breasts and those seductive eyes! Fortunately, I brought you here today and you actually let me see you so beautiful! You are so pretty! There are no words to describe it, she is so beautiful!" Li Jun pointed at another sexy girl who came over with a look of dementia in his eyes.
"Where?" Wang Wei became curious after hearing him describe her like this, because although Li Jun was a lustful guy, he couldn't use so many adjectives to describe a woman. Because he is not educated enough to find other adjectives to describe a woman besides beautiful. But when I looked in the direction of his finger, I realized that there was nothing but a wall there, not to mention women, and not even a man.
"It's just under the sign to the left of that Giordano store over there. She was leaning against the wall and whistling to the people walking around! So coquettish! But the more coquettish a woman like this is, the more flavorful I like it! I didn't know I went there Will she whistle at me?" After saying that, Li Jun was really ready to stand up and walk over.
"Wait!" Wang Wei looked over again in the direction he said, only to find that there seemed to be nothing there except a wall. The more he looked at it, the more suspicious he became. He quickly pulled Li Jun back who stood up. . Then I canceled the 'clairvoyance' and looked again. After this cancellation, I immediately saw that the little ** that Li Jun said was indeed as beautiful as Li Jun said, and was as beautiful as hell to the core. But when he opened his 'clairvoyance eyes' again, he couldn't see anything again. Finally, he simply turned on his reconnaissance skills and looked over.
"System prompt: There is no npnetbsp in the reconnaissance location; "How is that possible? There is clearly a person there. Could it be that he has seen a ghost? "He raised his head and looked at the sun in the sky. It seems that it is still hot in July on the Gregorian calendar. The sun is simply scorching hot, and the scorching sunshine is shining directly on the little girl. She doesn't have anything wrong with her. He is even more puzzled. I thought: “How could I encounter a ghost in broad daylight? Moreover, the cemetery has been beaten twice. Skeleton soldiers, zombies, and ghosts can't be detected? Even if the current training value comes out and the detection fails, it should be a prompt that the training value is insufficient and the reconnaissance failed! How could it be that there was no one at the reconnaissance location
Unable to figure it out, he simply turned on the reconnaissance technique and took another look.
"System prompt: There is no npnetbsp in the investigation location; "Why is this still the case? Is it a bug? system error? "Now even his curiosity has aroused. He really wants to go over and see what that little **** is.
"Why are you holding me back? Are you excited? I tell you that even if we are brothers, I won't let you go. Fair competition at best!" Li Jun, who pulled him back, said something unhappily and then saw that The little girl was ogling the single man passing by again. He anxiously shook off Wang Wei's hand and ran over.
"Hey! Come back!" Wang Wei was startled when he suddenly ran up and chased after him. Because he thought of a very serious problem - vixens!
This damn vixen is the only one excluded from the system. It is the only one that the system cannot detect. Because it is not an NPC, after absorbing 85% of his life imprint, it can be said that it is already a player. But it doesn't have the ring that the player should have, so the system can't find it at all.
'clairvoyance' is invalid and 'reconnaissance technique' is invalid because there is no information to see or detect at all. He became even more worried when he thought about the thousands of mummies piled up in an abandoned warehouse in the suburbs from the newspaper he read this morning and then looked at Li Jun who was in spring. This is his brother for more than 10 years! The best brother we can talk to together! Moreover, he is the only incense in Li Qiang's former godfather's family. Can something happen to him
But doesn’t this system mean that as long as it finds the vixen system, it will directly activate the attack system to kill it? Why is the system unresponsive
"System prompt: Since you have reached 80% confirmation level, you have confirmed that the rebellious npc6275o331 has been searched. The system cannot search for the exact coordinates of the target for confirmation. The system automatically activates the special task 'Sampling'. Please contact the target so that the system can extract the target information for confirmation. . If the confirmation is successful, the system will reward you with certain special attributes, mental power, and reputation points based on the seriousness of the matter. Do you accept it? Confirm/Cancel"
"Damn it! That vixen knew me and waited for me to come over. It won't run away when it sees me? Does it still need you to activate the attack system?" He stopped immediately when he heard that the system actually asked him to make contact. Because he guessed that the vixen wouldn't suck people's souls on the street, right? So he needs to figure out the problem of the system first before talking about it.
"System prompt: Due to the emergency, the system is changing your appearance to facilitate your evidence collection. Please wait..."
"System prompt: The appearance modification is completed. The system is modifying the memory of your NPC friend Li Jun. Please wait..."
"System prompt: The memory modification has been completed. Your appearance in the memory of your NPC friend Li Jun has been determined to be the appearance at this time. You can perform the task normally. Do you want to accept the 'sampling' task now? OK/Cancel"
"Damn it! Sure!" I stood up when I saw Li Jun actually started kissing me over there with the little **** who was very likely a vixen. He was so anxious that he shouted in his mind to make sure and rushed over immediately.
"Oh! Is this handsome boy your friend? He's so handsome!" As soon as the little girl saw him coming over, she immediately started showing off again. He even pretended to be hot and grabbed the collar on his chest, pulled it up and shook it twice. And the clothes she was wearing were thin enough. Especially when she pulled up the collar, they both looked at her. She didn't even wear a bra! Don't ask why you know because you can clearly see that the collar is pulled down too far.
"System prompt: The system is strengthening your mental state due to unknown 'temptation' attacks. Please contact the target as soon as possible to provide system analysis."
"Wei Wei! Your Hui Hui is asking you to come back quickly!" Although he had a system that could help strengthen Li Jun, he actually pushed Wang Wei and told him to leave quickly.
"What are you doing?" Wang Wei, who had just strengthened the system and was still a little dazed, woke up immediately after giving him such a push. But he regretted it after saying such a simple sentence casually! Because what is the greatest characteristic of a fox? Apart from being smart and cunning, its greatest characteristic is being suspicious and timid! So in order to gain some of its trust, Wang Wei quickly pretended to be stupid, put on a look of complete confusion, pushed Li Jun aside, and walked towards the little girl who was very likely to be a vixen.
"Haha! What do you do to see you so anxious, little handsome guy? You already have a little wife, who is so smart and knows that you are messing around outside, so he won't ask you to kneel down and wash your hands when you go back?" The little ** heard in front of him. He seemed to be very clear-headed and shouted "What are you doing?" and then said something casually and was about to leave immediately.
"Sister, don't leave!" Seeing that she was leaving, Wang Wei quickly stepped over and stretched out his hand to grab her hand.
"Ouch! Little brother, you are really in a hurry! Since you are so anxious, then..." The little **** was about to leave, but he simply stopped after being stopped like this. Then he changed back to the sexy expression just now and stretched out a hand to touch his face. But when she touched it, she saw a strange red light shining in his eyes. She immediately screamed in horror: "Damn system, you die!"
After saying that, she stretched out a hand or claws and clawed directly at his chest. But he was standing there with a stupid look on his face. As a result, the entire chest was torn open by the claw. Then he flew backwards!
"Damn system! I'm not data, I'm a living being. Why do I have to be controlled by you? Don't try to control me! Don't try to control me!" With eyes full of fear, he glanced at a man lying on the ground with his internal organs bleeding. She really wanted to go over and tear Wang Wei into pieces, but she knew that the power of the system was not something she could contend with now. So I gave him one final look full of resentment and turned around and ran away!
"What the fuck is going on?" Seeing that things turned out like this, Li Jun looked at Wang Wei, who was about to die on the ground and was 'definitely' hopeless, holding his head with both hands, pulling his head hard and shouting loudly. stand up.
"System prompt: The target of successful sampling is determined to be the rebellious npc6275o331. You have successfully completed the 'sampling' task. The reward of the system will be placed once after starting the attack system. Please wait a moment while starting the attack system..." (Quanben Novel Network www. .QuANbEn-XiAoShUo.com)