"Xiaoyue, you must live!" Wang Wei, who returned home, silently prayed for Xiaoyue in his heart and quickly handed over the task. WWw.QuanBeN-XiaoShuo.COm
"System prompt: You are the fourth round player to complete the task of 'Conquering Demons and Eliminating Demons' designated by the system. When you accept the task, your level is 28. The system will reward you with 224 points of spiritual power, 224 points of martial arts points for your direct mercenaries, and your pets will be prosperous. Cai gained 224 spiritual power points and 15 prestige points. Since your mission is a special system reward mission, all rewards are increased by 10 times. Do you accept the fifth round of 'Destroying Demons and Demons' mission? Confirm/Cancel"
"10 times the reward? What a pity it would be the 10th round of missions!" He said in his heart greedily and unsatisfied. However, there were so many inner elixirs in the dungeon just now. Now with the 224o reward from this mission, the current cultivation values of him, Xueer, and Wangcai are all around 13,000, which is finally considered average. His extreme training level some time ago depressed him to the point that his attacks were ridiculously cool, but his defense was too painful! Xue'er and Wangcai are completely useless. They don't have the cultivation value to fight high-level monsters and defend them. They are not as good as him, a mage.
But now it's better, at least I can let Xue'er go up to fight the monsters with peace of mind, and let Wangcai go out to attract the monsters with peace of mind. Although he gave the inner elixir to the two of them to eat, at least he can cast magic behind with peace of mind.
After accepting the mission, I sold all the garbage I dug out in mu and got back about 300 yuan. I was about to start the teleportation scroll and go out to continue brushing. As a result, before I even took out the teleportation talisman, I felt a sharp pain on the back of my head, followed by sharp pains all over my body.
"How dare you run away even though you're in the hospital! Huh? You've got something evil!" Hearing this voice, he knew that the ultimate boss of "Fantasy World", 'Dad', had appeared and he was probably going to have a hard time today.
"Hua Zi, you bastard is in the hospital and you still hit him so hard!" Just when he thought the pain would not stop, another ultimate boss, 'Mother', stepped in and pushed his father aside.
"Mom!" He was so moved that he threw himself into his mother's arms.
"Sir! Do you feel uncomfortable? You were so sick yesterday!" Mother held his face with her hands in concern and then touched his forehead and body everywhere. It's like I'm afraid there's a piece of meat missing.
"It's okay! I'm not feeling well after dad beat me like that just now! There's nothing wrong at all!" He quickly explained as he felt uncomfortable being touched by his mother.
"Son! You have to be angry. Dad is doing this to you for your own good. Think about it! Mom is just your son. If you don't live up to expectations or something happens, what will you do to your mother in the future?" Seeing him, he was indeed She looked more alive and healthy than anyone else, so my mother felt relieved. But at this point she hugged his head and started crying again.
"Okay! Mom, don't cry! My son will do his best in the future!" He quickly comforted his mother when she cried.
"Okay! Mom, don't cry!" After hearing his consolation, she wiped her tears and continued: "You know what? Don't look at dad always beating you. He knows you are gone. Today, dad didn't even do business. He has been looking for you all day. I haven’t eaten anything since this morning and... "
Hearing his mother say this, he was indescribably moved by his father. He really felt that he was very happy. He didn't know what kind of virtue he had accumulated in his previous life, but he was born in such a good family.
after an hour… …
"Oh! Got it!" Listening to his mother talking about the advantages of studying and the disadvantages of not studying, he thought about it and wondered what time it was now. Fang Ting should be waiting impatiently, right? But that one was a dungeon. I don’t know how the time was calculated. Anyway, it was 1~2 pm when I went there. What time should it be now
Three hours later…
"Well! I will definitely be obedient from now on!" He responded mechanically to his mother's question while dozing off. But now not only is his mother giving him a 'political lesson', but his father is also interested and slowly sits down and talks to him about 'political' issues!
Five hours later…
"Mom, I didn't sleep all night last night, can you let me sleep for a while?" He said to his mother in pain.
"You bastard are you still annoyed? I don't even cook or eat when I'm doing business, and I'm talking to you so much. Do you think I'm full?" When my father heard what he said, he immediately slapped him in displeasure.
"Hua Zi, you bastard. I beat him on the head every day without fear of breaking it!" Mom grabbed Dad's waist. Then he said to him: "Sleep, son! It's not good for you to talk too much because you're old! But mom said you have to remember it, you know?"
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I must remember it! I must! I must!" Hearing his mother's words, he immediately nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice. Because he knows that this means that get out of class is over.
"Hua Zi! Let's go out and let our son take a rest!" After saying this, the mother dragged the father out forcibly.
Seeing that his parents were gone, he immediately took out his cell phone and took a look, only to realize that it was only after 8 o'clock in the evening. It seemed that the copy of mu just did not calculate the time at all. Then he felt relieved and thought that Fang Ting might still be waiting for him at home. He immediately walked over and leaned on the door, listening outside to see if his parents were gone. If they were gone, he would sneak out to find Fang Ting. But he heard his parents talking outside.
"Hua Zi's son can no longer go to school in the No. 2 Middle School, so they are all day students and the child has become a veteran there. It would be better to give him a different environment! Anyway, there is no tuition fee for transferring to Wuhan now." Mom's The sound came from outside, but the sound became smaller and smaller, as if he was going back to his room.
"Well, then transfer him to No. 1 Middle School, where they all live on campus. After one year of detention, he should be a little more innocent and stop running around causing trouble! I'll go pick up the teachers from the school and have some drinks to see if it can work. He will be assigned to the top class and let the teacher work harder to make up some extra lessons for him. Anyway, if I don’t give him the money I earn, I can only keep his share in the coffin! Later..." Dad immediately followed what mom said. But the sound got smaller and smaller, and finally it was so small that it was almost inaudible.
"Living on campus? Then can I still go and clear the dungeon? Damn it! No matter what, go find Fang Ting first!" When he heard that the sound could no longer be heard at all and there was the sound of the door closing, he knew that his parents had gone to rest. He quickly sneaked out.
However, the moment he went out, he felt a sense of guilt in his heart, feeling that he had failed his parents in this way. But think about it! It seems that I have more prospects now, including money! It just takes some time! But you can’t talk to your parents about this! how to say
"I'm sorry! Mom and dad, if you continue to be bad boys for a while, you must wait for me! I will definitely kill that vixen, otherwise if you go there in 10 years, I will feel so guilty just from feeling guilty!" After making up his mind, he went directly to Run to Fang Ting's home.
"You're finally here! I thought you weren't coming!" After Fang Ting opened the door, she saw an expression of surprise on his face. However, this expression did not last for more than a second and immediately turned into an expression of grievance: " This is how a man can catch up and not care anymore!"
"Okay! I have something wrong!" Seeing her aggrieved look, Wang Wei immediately went in like an old man, closed the door, hugged her and kissed her.
"Woo~~~You~~~Woo~~~~~~~~~~Good or bad~~~~~~~~~~~~" Fang Ting immediately started to resist after such a sudden attack. It was a pity. But she hugged him tightly and kissed him forcefully.
"Okay! You're dead!" It's been a long time! Fang Ting pushed him away and then covered her mouth with the back of one hand and said, "Hurry up and do something for me when you're here!"
"What's the matter?" Wang Wei said with a playful smile as he looked at her red face.
"If you can't wait, I have nothing to do and have washed all the clothes. But there is no place to dry the clothes. Go and help me dry all the clothes!" Fang Ting pointed at the buckets of clothes in the bathroom and said. After that, she ran to tidy up the mess she had just cleaned up in the room and came out.
"Oh my god! How could you do this? Do you want me to do something as soon as I come here?" He had a headache when he saw three large buckets of clothes inside, including summer and winter clothes.
"Who asked you to come now? Do you want to do it or not?" Fang Ting immediately said unhappy when she heard what he said.
"Do it! Why don't you do it! I'm just joking! It must be a strenuous job to dry so many clothes that are so heavy. Of course I will do it!" Wang Wei immediately started coaxing her when he saw her like that.
"Oh my god! Women have so many clothes!" He lifted the buckets of clothes outside, but when he saw the thin wire outside, he got a headache. Can such a thin wire hold so many wet clothes? He immediately turned back to Fang Ting inside and asked, "Is this the only wire Tingting has? It seems like she can't hang on!"
"Find your own solution! You're still a man! By the way! I'll go out and buy a footbath later. I just broke one when I was doing the laundry!" She said something inside while she was tidying up the room, and then seemed to remember something. He blushed and said, "You are going to buy something and come back!"
"What to buy?" He asked quickly, not understanding what it was.
"That's it!" At this point, Fang Ting's face was as red as an apple.
"What!" He still didn't understand.
"It's a condom! You're so annoying!" Fang Ting was so angry that she stamped her feet because of his slowness.
"Haha! I know! I know!" He immediately laughed awkwardly when he heard her say that. I thought dullly in my heart: "Damn it, my intelligence has declined and my reflexes have also declined!"
"But where can I find the rope?" After being embarrassed, he started to have a headache about the rope again. But he immediately thought that he really seemed to have a rope. As soon as I thought about it, I quickly took out the rope and used it. He took out a particularly inconspicuous hemp rope from the storage space, but it was very strong. No problem hanging these clothes!
After drying for more than 10 to 20 minutes, I finally finished drying the three buckets of clothes. Looking at the neat rows of clothes, he felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment! Making himself baffled. But when I looked at the properties of that rope, I felt something strange!
"Immortal Binding Rope": The ancient fairy weapon can bind any creature whose cultivation value is less than 10 times its own cultivation value (when its own cultivation value is less than 365,000, the system defaults to its own cultivation value of 365,000). Let it lose all ability to move. The duration is known to be released by use. (The properties of the immortal weapons in the ancient immortal weapons in Chapter 34 have been modified)
"It seems a bit wasteful? But leaving it in the storage space waiting for mold will become even more wasteful! Forget it, just use it!" He shook his head and smiled! Then he rummaged through the storage space again. Because Fang Ting seemed to want him to buy two things, a footbath and a condom!
"Found it!" He excitedly walked in holding those two 'things'.
"You bought it back so quickly?" Fang Ting looked at him in surprise and asked as soon as she entered.
"Isn't it?" After saying that, he put the 'big footbath' he was holding on the ground and then threw the 'condom' into the vagina and fell directly to the vagina.
"You are still diligent! You actually bought a wooden one? Such honest footbaths are rare! Forget it! I'm going to take a bath first!" After saying that, Fang Ting picked up the 'footbath' and walked into the bathroom. . Wang Wei, on the other hand, was lying on his bed, squinting his eyes and taking another look at the properties of the 'footbath', and then thought to himself: "Will I be punished by God for doing this?"
"Treasure Bowl": After equipping the ancient fairy weapon, the luck value will be increased by 36 points. Special equipment will not be counted in the equipment column. Equipment requirements: 10 years of Taoism.
"***! Use the 'Corucopia' with 36 points of luck to take a bath! Damn it! Use the ancient fairy weapon 'Eight Treasures Purple Gold Yarn' as a condom!" After saying that, he picked up the one he just threw in the ***. Condom' looked at.
"Eight Treasures Purple Gold Veil": The ancient fairy weapon can extend infinitely and be invulnerable to water and fire. Ignore any attack with a cultivation value less than 10 times its own. "Immortal Binding Rope": The ancient fairy weapon can bind any creature whose cultivation value is less than 10 times its own cultivation value (when its own cultivation value is less than 365,000 cultivation values, the system defaults to itself) Cultivation value 365,000). Requirements: 10 years of Taoism.
"I will definitely report you!" As he said this, he took the one-inch condom in his hand and poked it twice with his fingers. Although it can't be equipped and controlled without Tao Xing, the elasticity of this thing is really first-rate, better than rubber. Rubber is indeed the best alternative to 'condoms'.
But at this time! In a red light district in Wuchang District, Wuhan City, there is also a person arguing with others over condoms.
"Boss, please stop using this thing. It's so troublesome!" A young woman with a full body, a devilish figure and an angelic appearance said lying on top of a man who was about 40 years old but looked almost the same as a man in his 50s.
"No, I must wear this condom! A girl as beautiful as you only costs 5 yuan per shot, 10 yuan for 3 shots! 50 yuan for a wallet, 3 shots per day! How can it be so cheap? And I A migrant worker is old and ugly and you dragged me for half an hour. That's too suspicious! I'd better be careful!" After saying that, the migrant worker insisted on putting the condom on.
"Get out! Don't even think about having sex with me when you're wearing a condom! Get out! Get out! Get out!" The young woman was so angry that she kicked the migrant worker out of her bed several times in a row.
"Haha! I knew you must have some conspiracy! Although I just came from the countryside, I have seen too many tricks like yours on TV! Fortunately, I was smart enough not to be fooled by you!" The migrant worker said proudly while taking the He picked up clothes and pants stained with cement and lime lying next to him, put them on and ran away!
"Damn stinky man! Damn Illusion System! My tail! Only one of my 7 tails is left! Ugh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" She suddenly started crying and thought In the past few days, the tail sucked in people's yang energy and essence, just like drinking water. A person can be sucked into a mummy in just one second. Now! ! !
A weak woman with no fighting strength would not be able to suck something out of a man until he has been there for a year and a half. If I hadn't been smart enough to lose my mind and keep one tail, I would probably still be a little fox now and would have to look for chickens, rabbits, etc. to suck.
"Wait for me! Illusion World System! And that damn player and those 36 people with powers! And the gods in the sky! And the whole earth! I swear! I can't spare you! "She swore a poisonous oath in her heart! (QuanBen Novel Network www.QuanBeN-XiaoShuo.com)