"How does it taste?" Wang Wei asked with a strange smile on Legolas' face as he looked at Legolas who was lying under his feet, hugging his feet and kissing them. WWw,QUAbEn-XIAoShUo,Com
"What does it taste like?" Legolas immediately raised his head and asked confusedly when he heard this question.
"It's okay! You go on. I haven't washed my feet for a few days. I just ran a few laps in the muddy ground and then ran around on those burnt orc corpses. Go on!" Wang Wei pointed to his own foot. He said to him enthusiastically.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Aragorn and the dwarf Gimli immediately turned their heads to one side and started coughing. The expressions on their faces were almost as weird as the one on Wang Wei's face at the moment!
The elf Legolas stared wide-eyed at the patron saint of the elves, Asdiris, and then looked down at the one he had just hugged and kissed, which was covered in muddy water and the blood flowing from the orc corpse. Especially when the pungent smell rushes into his nostrils. It seemed like something suddenly turned up in his stomach and wanted to spray it out, but he didn't dare to spray it out!
Patronus! This one in front of me is God! The patron saint of my own race! Can you spit out these dirty things in front of God? This is blasphemy! This is absolutely not allowed, so he can only endure it! Tolerate! Bear it any longer!
"Okay! Get up!" Seeing his uncomfortable look, Wang Wei couldn't bear to tease him any more. He couldn't be blamed for the disappearance of the undead.
"This! The great patron saint Asdiris, I..." Legolas looked at the 1.7 meter patron saint in front of him. If he stood up, he would be at least a head taller than him. This seemed to be blasphemy! He had never dealt with God before and now he had no idea what to do!
"Patron Saint?" Just now because I felt sorry for the disappearance of the undead, I didn't pay attention to what he shouted. Now I can clearly hear what he called me. But he is not like Wang Yufeng and Luo Tu who don't know anything, so he has poor acceptance ability. This copy was brought in by himself. Considering the race of his elf-users, it seems self-evident that the elves in "The Lord of the Rings" cannot fly.
"My child!" After realizing the connection, he immediately pretended to be holy and then stretched out a hand to put on his forehead and said in a holy tone: "As the patron saint of the elves, Asdiris, I Blessings to you! Arise, my dear child!"
move! Touched tears fell from the corners of Legolas's eyes. God's blessing! What could be more glorious than this? He stood up slowly and devoutly crossed his hands in front of his chest and took a few steps back, always bending over and lowering his head to keep himself in a posture that was closer to that of a god.
"Not bad! It's great that I have become a patron saint! But how should I use this identity as a patron saint?" Seeing that the situation in front of him seemed to be very beneficial to him, he immediately began to rack his brains.
Want a tribute? Like gold jewelry? A few more elves from the elves? It's definitely not possible. We already have enough girls in this family. Needless to say, if we go back, we will definitely have to fuck adult suckers. Then this gold, silver and jewelry seems to be impossible to transport from the elven territory close to here. I don’t know how long it will take to wait for him to come and it will be useless! I still have to rush back to take the college entrance examination! Tell him to take these human legions to Mordor to kill the Demon King? Wouldn't it be better to find someone to steal your experience? Collect it and take it out? Anyway, this girl looks exactly like Hollywood movie star Orlando Bloom, so it’s not a bad idea to go out and cheat!
"My child! I need a servant. Are you willing to spend your whole life following me?" Just think of it and become a servant for free anyway. Don't let it go in vain. After saying that, he simply stretched out his hand in front of him and turned his back on it. His meaning is obvious.
"It is the pride of my life, Legolas, to be your servant. I am willing to follow you all my life!" After Legolas said this, he knelt down on one knee without any hesitation, then closed his eyes and prayed devoutly on Wang Wei's fingers. A kiss on the ring. As an elf, it is a supreme honor to be the attendant of the patron saint of his own race. Why should he hesitate
"System prompt: You have successfully signed a master-slave contract with the Elf NPC Legolas!"
"Yeah!" When Wang Wei saw the system prompt that it was successful, he immediately shouted "Yeah" in his heart because he knew that Zhou Shixiong would not need to spend money to hire big stars for advertising in the future. As for the one who really cares about Orlando, damn him! Anyway, if it’s not written on the advertisement, who knows if it’s true or not? There are so many people who look the same in the world, so why can’t they advertise if they look the same
"The great patron saint of the elves, I, Aragorn, as the sole successor of the human kingdom of Gangze, am here to give you my highest greetings! Thank you for lending a helping hand at this moment of crisis for mankind to help us repel the enemy. The devil's conspiracy!" At this time, Aragorn came up to him and gave him a standard knight's salute. After all, he was not of the same race and it was very polite to do this.
"Well! I..." I wanted to fool him a few more times, but Wang Wei's eyes suddenly lit up. Because he saw something good: the holy sword Nasir!
"Holy Holy Sword Nasir" (Colorful): Attack power: 358~576 Special attributes: 5oo% damage bonus to evil creatures, 1oo% increase in training value, physical strength value + 3ooo physical value recovery rate increased per second 2o points are immune to all negative mental state magic. Comes with an artifact skill: combat aura.
"Battle Halo": Increases the attack speed, attack power, physical strength, and physical recovery of all friendly forces within 1000 meters by 10%.
"Crazy! This is definitely a magical weapon! So awesome! It's even better than the level 2 growth weapon I have!" Seeing the holy sword in Aragorn's hand, he looked at his own hand with a little inferiority complex. That 'Pike' on.
"Parker Pen" (disguise): Intelligence +1, Comprehension +1. The actual attributes are "Mayan Thunder Staff": attack power 4~7, magic attack power 13o~245, thunder specialization +12. When using thunder skills, the training value effect is increased by 45%. The conductivity of thunder is increased by 30%, and the casting time of thunder spells is reduced by 10%. Level 3 proficiency: 25o13/1oooooo. Special attributes for thunder magicians without level requirements and can be grown.
"Haha! I finally got an upgrade after a year!" Seeing this, he was so excited that he almost screamed. Fortunately, he stopped at the last moment, otherwise he would have wasted a lot of time explaining it. However, I am still secretly happy that the specialization adds 12 points to the magic attack power and several hundred points, and then there are those other training value effects. The most important thing is that there is an additional one that reduces the casting time by 10%. Although it is not much, he himself is There is a 70% reduction in casting time. Now it is a full 80% after adding this. If you upgrade a few more levels, wouldn't it be instantaneous
"Your Excellency, the Great Patron Saint, on behalf of all humans, please help us continue to fight against the Demon King Sauron! We humans are willing to fight with the elves..." Seeing that he did not speak, Aragorn immediately began to talk again. Although the battle in front of them was won, the strength of the Demon King was not greatly affected. So humans need a powerful ally to deal with the Demon, and of course God is the only one!
"Wait a minute!" He originally felt that this magic stick was quite enjoyable to play, but after hearing a few words like this, he immediately got a headache. So I simply interrupted him. Although it was very rude of him to do so, who made him a 'god'
"What are your orders, your great patron saint?" Sure enough, Aragorn was not angry because his words were interrupted. Instead, he was a little panicked, thinking that he had said something wrong and angered this "weird" god in front of him.
"This!" Wang Wei looked at Xue'er and seemed to have picked up almost all the banknotes on the ground. Wangcai also picked up all the valuable things, and then the 'big star' also collected them for himself. It seems that there is no need to stay anymore. The task now is to quickly fool Wang Yufeng and those guys and then go home. That demon king is probably not something that humans can kill. If there is anything to worry about, it is the Holy Sword. I really really want it!
"Actually, I have fought many battles with the Demon King Sauron, but he is immortal. Even our gods can only do limited damage to him. The only thing that can hurt him is the holy sword Nasir in your hand. If What a pity! What a pity!" With this sword in my hand, I could have killed him long ago. What a pity! What a pity!" Wang Wei shouted two pities in succession from his hand, then sighed and said to Legolas: "Let's go! Let's go with him!" Let me go back to the God Realm together!"
"Yes! My master!" Legolas followed immediately and obediently. Although he wanted to help Aragorn in his heart, his identity seemed a little different now.
"Your Excellency Asdiris, if you are willing to help us humans kill the Demon King Sauron, I, Aragorn, am willing to dedicate the holy sword in my hand!" Seeing that a god who finally came down was about to leave, Aragorn immediately rushed to him anxiously. He knelt down on one knee and handed the holy sword in front of Wang Wei with both hands.
"Then bring it!" Seeing that it was really delivered to the door, Wang Wei grabbed the sword without saying a word and said to him: "Don't worry, I will use my hemorrhoids to kill that bullshit devil king." Get rid of it!"
After saying that, he ran away immediately, leaving everyone in a daze. Especially Legolas waited until Wang Wei was almost out of sight before he remembered that he seemed to be a servant of the 'god' now, and then he hurriedly chased after him. Go up.
"Aragorn, I found that guy is a liar!" The dwarf Gimli put his head to Aragorn's ear and whispered softly.
"Don't blaspheme! Elves don't lie and they are also the patron saint of the elves!" Aragorn immediately firmly rejected his idea and then began to bless his comrade Legolas, the best archer of the elves, in his heart. .
"Boy! How dare you come back!" Luo Tu immediately rushed forward angrily when he saw him running back.
"Remember your identity, you are a soldier! Now we are about to carry out the mission. Step aside and stop messing around with me!" Looking at Lotu rushing over, he directly put a big hat down on him.
"You!" Luo Tu, who was still angry, was really speechless when he heard what he said. Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him that he couldn't figure out what was going on, it seemed that he was still causing trouble for his "comrades" like this. Don't know the severity.
"Wei Viagra has so much money!" Xueer pointed at the euros piled up like a hill on the ground and shouted excitedly.
"Here you go!" When he saw Xue'er, he threw the holy sword in his hand to her without hesitation. Since he was a magician anyway, he didn't use his own mercenaries to come. Who would go if his mercenaries were not well equipped? Her awesomeness is equivalent to her own awesomeness!
"Wow!" Xue'er grabbed her first artifact in her hand, the expression on her face could only be described as astonishment, and then asked him: "Where did such a powerful sword as Wei Weiwei come from?"
"Damn you! Stop talking nonsense, pack your things and go home quickly. Don't let them come to your door and ask for a sword. Then you will be in trouble!" After saying that, he immediately threw himself on the ground and put a lot of money into his storage. The storage space was filled with top-quality equipment, potions, and the like until the storage space was filled to the brim. Then I grabbed two handfuls and reluctantly stood up this time.
"What the hell! Wang Wei! What are we going to do now?" Wang Yufeng walked up to him and asked him not that he didn't want to take it but because he couldn't fit it in him.
"We are going to kill the Demon King Sauron to protect the safety of mankind!" Legolas immediately walked up and said excitedly.
"I'll kill you! If all human beings die, the worst thing is that I wasted a few dollars on a CD! Go home and escape from the dungeon!" After hearing what he said, Wang Wei was too lazy to pay attention to him and just shouted to the system in his heart. go home.
"System prompt: You have accepted the mission of NPC Aragorn, 'Demon King Sauron'. If you leave the instance before killing Demon King Sauron, the system will default to failure of this mission. Since you have received the equipment reward for the mission in advance, the penalty for mission failure will be The penalty will be 5 times the normal penalty and the Holy Sword Nasir will be taken back. Are you sure you want to leave the dungeon? Confirm/Cancel"
"I still..." When he heard this system prompt, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood. Looking at this npnetbsp; "Orlando?" When Wang Yufeng saw this Orlando, his eyes widened and he used it stupidly. He pointed at him and then pointed at Wang Wei. He was in complete confusion now. Just now, because the situation was urgent, he had to believe it first. Anyway, those orcs were definitely not good people. Killing them would definitely not be a mistake. Wait until the battle is over to ask what happened. But now his surprises are getting more and more outrageous every time!
"Hello, my name is Legolas, not O..." Legolas saw Wang Yufeng pointing at himself and shouting a name he had never heard before, and was about to come up and explain the result to his master. The god Astyris pushed him away.
"Go! Go over there and squat!" Wang Wei pointed at a small mound a hundred meters away and said to him.
"Yes, Master!" Legolas bowed respectfully and immediately ran to the small mound and squatted down.
"Mr. Wang Wei, I think you should give me a good explanation. We have reached this point, if..." Wang Yufeng, who was getting more and more strange, couldn't help it anymore. This time, he was determined. If not He won't stop asking anything.
"Stop!" Wang Wei interrupted him again, then put a hand on his shoulder and hugged him, saying: "Now that things have come to this point, I must tell you the truth. We are comrades in the same unit. Do you think so? I have brought you in. This is a certain fact and the truth! I must tell you this, do you think so? And now that the battle is over, there is just a little time. It’s convenient for me to tell you what happened. But you must keep this national secret secret. Very confidential things are better than... "
He just hugged Wang Yufeng and walked slowly towards a place where no one was around, talking nonsense and nonsense while doing so. But my mind was spinning so fast that I didn't know how to explain it, because there was no way to explain the birds in front of me. So he had no choice but to talk nonsense to buy himself some time to sort out his thoughts and see if there was any way to fool Wang Yufeng of the dragon group in front of him. He had to do it once and for all, and he also had to fool the old Gao from Beijing. There will be a lot of trouble again.
"Don't worry, we are all trained people who know what to say and what not to say. If it's really inconvenient for you, I will never ask. As long as you can inform your superiors and ask them to give me a notice to ignore this matter or ask us I promise I won't ask anything if you cooperate with me. But the fact in front of me is really weird!" Wang Yufeng almost went crazy as he was going around like this.
"Okay! Then I'll tell you the truth. I need your help later. If you don't be honest, things will go wrong!" Wang Wei was willing to go all out this time because he was ready to tell him the 'truth' in detail. (Quanben Novel Website www.QUAbEn-XIAoShUo.com)