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Chapter 122: Grape-flavored imperial attack (1)

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The Seventh Bowl of Dog Food: Grape-flavored Emperor Gong

[Ding! ! Master, wake up! ! !]

Gou Liang tried very hard to open his eyes, but his eyelashes trembled a few times, but in the end it was fruitless.

His whole body was hot and limp, his mind was muddled, and even the system's cries in the sea of consciousness could not be heard clearly as if they were far away in the sky.

[Master, it has been detected that the host body contains strong drug ingredients, which are lethal to death. Xiao Si has activated a special mode for you to keep the host body active for twelve hours. You are currently within the line of sight of the mission target, it is recommended to keep it as it is...]

"Mr. Zheng, Mr. Chu, is there any hindrance?"

Tong Gensheng, the chief eunuch in charge of the imperial court, secretly glanced at His Majesty's cold expression, and asked the imperial physician cautiously.

Imperial Physician Zheng said respectfully: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Master Chu's pulse is strong, and his life is no longer in danger. I just prescribed a prescription for him, and the poison can be removed after taking it for three days. It's just... this medicine is too strong. Master Chu's pulse was cut off for a moment, which shows that the damage is not trivial. After the poison is removed, it must be carefully raised for a year and a half. And... "

Eunuch Tong looked at the emperor's face and said: "There is no one else here, so the imperial doctor Zheng just speaks up, what's the proper way to hesitate?"

Imperial Physician Zheng hurriedly knelt down to plead guilty, and then complained: "According to the toxicity of this medicine, Mr. Chu should be... at this time, he should have a magnificent appearance, but now he is entangled and dormant... I am afraid that the amount of medicine he drank is too heavy. , hurt the root. I am afraid that in the future... it will hinder the heirs."

Eunuch Tong took a breath, his face changed slightly.

He looked at the emperor, and sure enough, the latter frowned.

Eunuch Tong hurriedly lowered his voice and asked, "Is there still a possibility of a cure?"

Imperial Physician Zheng said cautiously: "I can't make a conclusion yet. This matter depends on Master Chu's recovery, so that we can know how much his body has lost and how far he can recover."

Eunuch Tong asked the emperor for instructions, and the emperor said: "Go down and prescribe medicine, remember, don't publicize this matter."

Physician Zheng quickly said yes.

After he left, the room suddenly fell silent, leaving only Gou Liang's dull and painful groans.

Eunuch Tong gave Gou Liang a sympathetic look—what he suffered was truly a calamity.

Today the Empress Dowager sent Her Majesty the Empress to relieve summer heat soup. His Majesty the Emperor has never liked the Empress of the Central Palace, and did not even look at the things he sent. On the contrary, Lord Chu Mo, who came to attend the study at the Imperial Academy today, was sweating on his neck. He thought it was very hot, so His Majesty gave him this soup graciously.

Who would have thought that the empress would be so bold as to mix a strong aphrodisiac into the soup!

Master Chu drank this bowl of soup, and immediately fell to the ground and couldn't get up. When the imperial doctor arrived, he almost died of breath, but fortunately, he managed to hold on.

But for Eunuch Tong, he might as well be dead. As far as the imperial physician just said, Mr. Chu is afraid that not only will his heirs be hindered, but even the masculine objects will not be useful in the future-how is this different from eunuchs like them who have removed their roots

Thinking of this, Eunuch Tong looked at Gou Liang with sympathy.

"… What is he saying?"

Eunuch Tong walked away for a while, and suddenly heard His Majesty's voice, and his heart tightened.

Fortunately, he didn't mess up the errand, he heard the key points of His Majesty's words, and quickly tensed up, and went forward to listen to Gou Liang's ravings.

"Bi Xia... so hot... Bi Xia..."

Eunuch Tong, who heard it clearly, was horrified, and heard His Majesty ask again: "What did he say?"

Eunuch Tong was so surprised that he knelt down on the spot, not knowing how to answer, and said with cold sweat: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Master Chu..."

He felt that Gou Liang was pitiful enough and wanted to cover up something for him, but in front of His Majesty the Emperor, even if he was killed, he would not dare to deceive the Emperor, so he stuttered nervously.

The emperor didn't have much curiosity at first, but when he saw this, he became more thoughtful and stepped forward.

Gou Liang whispered: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty... I feel so sad..."

That call was filled with lingering dependence and longing, even though the emperor was always calm in the face of danger, his face also changed when he heard his voice.

——Emperor Zheng just said that if you have love in your heart, you will regard the person you see as the object of your heart's longing after drinking the red dust drunk!

Is the person Chu Mo admires actually me

Master Chu dared to miss His Majesty the Emperor, he really had the guts of a bear!

Such thoughts rolled through the hearts of the master and servant, and for a moment, an unspeakable embarrassment pervaded. But Gou Liang, who is ignorant of this, is still calling "Your Majesty" in a low voice, really reckless.

Layers of sweat broke out on Eunuch Tong's forehead, he lowered his head and did not dare to look at the emperor's expression, for fear of offending Long Yan and suffering disaster.

What he didn't expect was that the emperor wasn't annoyed by this, he just couldn't understand: Although Chu Aiqing was born feminine and beautiful among men, she was still a man after all, how could she have such thoughts about him

Thinking of this, the emperor couldn't help but look at Gou Liang more.

His cheeks were flushed, his long eyelashes were trembling, his eyes were closed tightly and there was a hint of eagerness between his brows, his red lips were slightly parted to reveal his hidden feelings, and his coquettish manner was full of beauty. The emperor thought to himself that he was much more lively than his rigid and serious appearance at this time; he also thought that Tanhualang, who is now known as the most beautiful man in Kyoto, has a well-deserved reputation, but for some reason he wants to be a man and a woman under my body to express love …

The emperor hastily interrupted his thoughts.

Coughing as if covering his ears and stealing the bell, he said uncomfortably: "No third person should know about this matter, remember?"

Eunuch Tong dared not say anything else.

The emperor put his hands behind his back and said: "You don't have to follow me, and serve Chu Qing carefully... Don't let others do everything."

Eunuch Tong knew that he was afraid that Gou Liang's shocking words would be heard by others, so he agreed repeatedly. After sending His Majesty the Emperor respectfully to leave, Eunuch Tong sat down on the ground, raised his hand to wipe off his cold sweat, and looked at Gou Liang on the bed complicatedly.

He thought to himself: misfortune and blessing. If you hadn't suffered this innocently on behalf of His Majesty, with your rebellious thoughts, His Majesty's temper would not allow you to move your head.

Imperial Physician Zheng boiled the medicine himself, and after feeding two doses, although Gou Liang hadn't regained consciousness, the high fever on his body finally subsided.

Seeing that the palace gate was about to be locked, and it was inconvenient for the foreign ministers to stay in the palace, the emperor asked Tong Gensheng to go there personally to send Gou Liang out of the palace.

On the other side, the General Protecting the Country was surprised when he learned that it was Eunuch Tong who sent the second son back in person, and hurried to the door to greet him.

Seeing General Chu's anxious look, Eunuch Tong explained in a warm voice: "Your Majesty, you don't need to be too polite. The heat is too hot today, and Master Xiao Chu accidentally fell ill while on duty. His Majesty took pity on him for his hard work, and specially left him to rest in the palace. A moment. This time, His Majesty also specially sent an imperial physician to take care of Mr. Chu, and also allowed Mr. Chu to rest for three days."

Chu Jiangping heaved a sigh of relief when he learned that it was not the second son who caused the trouble. He knelt and kowtowed three times in the direction of the palace, thanking the emperor for his kindness.

When Gou Liang was carried back to the mansion, Mrs. Chu hurried over, and seeing her son who was still fine this morning was pale and unconscious, she was so frightened that she cried.

Chu Jiangping repeated Eunuch Tong's words, and then calmed him down.

In fact, he knew that things would not be so simple. But His Majesty said so, the second son must not have the second disease. After a little testing of Dr. Zheng's tone, and knowing that his son's life was safe, Chu Jiangping thought about waiting for his son to wake up before asking what happened, and suppressed all doubts in his heart.

Doctor Zheng kept in mind Eunuch Tong's previous instructions. Although he didn't understand why Gou Liang was left alone, he also made excuses for all the servants who were serving him to retreat, and he only came to check his pulse every two hours.

After everyone left, Gou Liang opened his eyes.

After drinking the second bowl of medicine, he woke up, but his whole body was weak and weak, and the target was not by his side, so he simply pretended to sleep to the end.

Gou Liang had already sorted out the mirror image of the original owner's soul and body all the way back from the palace to the mansion of the General Protecting the Country.

The original owner's surname was Chu, his first name was Mo, and his style name was Zigui. He was twenty years old and was the second son of the General Protector's Mansion. He is intelligent, intelligent, well-learned and talented in writing. He was awarded a prize in the Toad Palace at the age of seventeen, and he was the Jinke scout for the ninth year of Chenwu.

As for the legitimate son of the General's Mansion, why he did not inherit his father's career but abandoned martial arts and followed literature. The reason for this has to mention the characteristics of the current world.

People in this world have two genders—men and twins.

The so-called twins are similar in appearance to men, but they have double flowers, which can be used to conceive a child.

Twins are very easy to distinguish from men. They are born with flower water chestnuts on their eyebrows. Flower water chestnuts have various shapes due to different physiques. The brighter the color, the better the development of the twins and the higher the pregnancy rate.

However, since Shuang'er turned 18, she would have five days of orgasm every month, and she couldn't do without the man's side when she had an outbreak, and their social status was invisibly lowered. Year after year, under the control of men with ulterior motives, they have completely become men's vassals.

And this kind of social form is closely related to the rule of centralized kingship, and the most fundamental manifestation lies in:

According to the ancestral system, from the royal family down to the common people, after the baby is born, the gender must be registered in the government registry. Falsely creating gender laws is a felony that affects the whole family.

There are many restrictions on Shuang'er in this era, the harshest of which is: they are not allowed to participate in scientific examinations, join the army, participate in government affairs, and have no inheritance rights.

Of course, in order to whitewash peace and paralyze people's hearts, Shuang'er was also treated preferentially.

They have enjoyed certain privileges since they were born. Not only can they receive five taels of maintenance from the court every year until they reach the age of ten, but they also have a hospital specially set up by the court for medical treatment without spending money.

I have to say that this method is simple and crude, but very effective.

At least the folks are unaware of the ruler's sinister intentions, but are grateful to Dade, and Shuang'er is accustomed to their social status, no matter how deviant Shuang'er is, they dare not expect to fight for the same status and rights as men.

The original owner is a Shuanger, or a different kind of Shuanger.

His physical appearance looks exactly the same as that of a man, with double flowers symbiotic, hidden in his penis.

This kind of people is called Yinshuang, and they also have Hualing, but it is not between the eyebrows, and the exact location is uncertain. In other respects, they are the same as Shuang'er, except that the mainstream aesthetics and preferences of men in the world are always based on Shuang'er, and few like to go for sex, so the existence of Yin Shuang becomes embarrassing and is regarded as a kind of "shuang'er". disability".

The original owner's flower water chestnut was born on the left chest, next to the areola, it was a maroon-red dimple-shaped imprint, if you don't distinguish it carefully, it's hard to see.

It stands to reason that he should be like the hidden twins in this world, living in the prejudice of the world and the anxiety of getting married. Today's opportunity to display his ambitions and become an official in the same court as the man is all because of his biological mother's mistake.

This Mrs. Chu is the main wife of the general's mansion, and it is difficult to conceive after the dystocia hurts her foundation during childbirth. And the former wife of General Chu left behind a husband and a pair of twins. He gave birth to a Yinshuang not only to discredit him, but also to lose the right to inherit the general's mansion.

He was arrogant and ambitious, and in a moment of reluctance, he got distracted and lied about the gender of the original owner.

Mrs. Chu is very strong and has been demanding on the original owner since she was a child. However, Chu Mo's physique is relatively weak, and he is not a good root for martial arts. Compared with his eldest son who is healthy and strong, General Chu is very disappointed.

Fortunately, he is very smart, and his articles are exquisite, and he is required by his biological mother not to relax for a moment, and to work hard. He made his mark at a very young age, became a disciple of a famous teacher, and won double grades in his first scientific examination. In the end, because of his young age and good looks, he was selected as Tanhua after entering the palace.

Seventeen-year-old Tanhualang, even in a court like the General Huguo's Mansion, is a shining lintel.

The two sons of General Chu have all kinds of literary and martial arts strategies, so they are highly praised and envied by their colleagues. In this way, the regret for the second son's inability to practice martial arts fades, and he pays more and more attention to the original owner.

Mrs. Chu was both afraid and happy about this.

What I'm afraid of is that the original owner hides his gender and steps into the court. If something happens one day, it will be the crime of deceiving the emperor and beheaded.

The good news is that the Palace of the General Protecting the Nation is not the only one out there. Chu Qian is the eldest son of the previous one, who is three years older than the original owner. The so-called tiger father has no dogs. He has completely inherited General Chu in terms of appearance and ability. He is brave and resourceful. The general went to the battlefield and made many military exploits, so he was favored by his father.

Mrs. Chu often struggles with this matter, and always uses this to encourage the original owner to work hard and work harder.

Furthermore, in addition to the military power in the hands of the General Protector of the Country, he also has the hereditary second-rank Marquis position, which is a rare person among the gentry who is highly valued by the Emperor.

Now that Chu Mo was proud, Mrs. Chu thought to herself that the military power and their mother and son would not be in their hands, but the position of Second Rank Marquis should belong to his son.

Although it was not satisfactory, his years of painstaking efforts were finally not in vain.

With this in mind, Mrs. Chu made stricter demands on the original owner, and wanted him to gain a firm foothold in the court as soon as possible, so that his father would prefer him to inherit the throne.

Because of his young age, the original owner was not sent out to do practical work like Jinshi in the same department after he got the honor, but stayed in the Imperial Academy.

Although not as utilitarian as the biological mother, the original owner is also very competitive.

His popularity is very good, and he has a strong mother. He is well-behaved and sensible since he was a child, and he is cautious because of concealing his gender. Although he is young and old and somewhat rigid, he has a gentle personality and a personality of doing practical things without being competitive, without desires and demands, and is very likable.

In addition, he not only has real talents and learning, but also has a noble family and a high reputation among scholars, so he is highly appreciated by the old Hanlin.

Without those fame and fortune disputes, the original owner studied and studied in the Hanlin Academy steadily, and soon stood out among his colleagues. In just three years, while others were still in office, he had gone from being an eighth-rank concubine to a fifth-rank attendant in the Imperial Academy, and he was able to accompany the holy car and accompany him often. reading dictionary.

In this way, the original owner can be said to have a bright future.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would die because of a bowl of soup given by the emperor when the carp leaped over the dragon gate.

The poison of Hongchenzui has a characteristic, it is harmless to a man if he drinks it, it is just a drug for fun, and it would not harm the child if he let the twins conceive at that time. But if Shuang'er drank it, it would be a deadly poison! If it hadn't been for Gou Liang's timely arrival, the original owner's true gender would have been fully revealed, and even if he "served as an escort", he would have brought death to the Chu family.

Gou Liang mourned for a moment for the original owner's misfortune, and at the same time felt sorry for himself for not being able to lose his soul power for a second, then he couldn't wait to read the target's information—

Name: Tian Zong

Sex: Male

Age: 27 years old

Height: 191CM

Appearance factor: ★★★★★

Intelligence factor: ★★★★★

Physical fitness factor: ★★★★★

Health factor: ★★★★★

Potential: S class

Current favorability: +20.

Now it is the twelfth year of Chenwu, and Tian Zong ascended the throne under the age of fifteen. The court at that time can be described as bloody and bloody, with different people's hearts.

It was only because the first emperor was fatuous, he always loved immortality, and he loved longevity more than imperial power, which led to the collapse of the government and the government was in the hands of the gentry.

They were busy fighting for monopoly power, disregarding the life and death of the people. During the sixteen years of the late emperor's reign, taxes were increased five times! And every time a natural disaster occurs, the ministers who relieve the disaster are corrupt and bend the law, and the governance is ineffective, resulting in mourning and complaints from the people.

As the eldest son of the concubine, Tian Zong was very precocious, because his mother's family was not visible, at that time almost no one was optimistic about him inheriting the throne, and he has been wandering outside the imperial power.

But it is precisely this kind of neglect that allows him to gather his own power and embark on the road of the king.

When the gentry were fighting each other and checking and balancing each other, Tian Zong first fulfilled the late emperor and let him "get the Tao and become a fairy", and he got the edict to inherit the throne logically; The iron-blooded wrist stabilized the situation in the shortest possible time.

The new emperor was unstoppable and full of courage. As soon as he came to the throne, he drastically rectified the situation in the court, intending to eradicate the cancer of the gentry.

The first thing he did was to clean up the gentry and rectify the law—by recompiling the law, he singled out a few heinous families of the gentry who violated the law to make an example to others.

The unsmiling Emperor Chenwu was cold-faced and ruthless, and he was ruthless at a young age, so he didn't care how much the gentry had done for the dynasty. If anyone died in the third watch, he would never let him live to see the sun the next day. Those old officials in the court who bullied the lord when they were young and tried to coerce the emperor to make the princes calculate died, retreated, and surrendered.

The power of the gentry family was disrupted in one fell swoop, and it was re-divided in just two years.

At the same time, Tian Zong made heavy use of the poor family. While purging the government, he also inserted the party feathers he had previously subdued and the Jinshi selected by the imperial examination in the first year of Chenwu into the court.

These people are real royalists, loyal to him.

Afterwards, the imperial examination was repeated again and again, and the weight of children from poor families became heavier.

The gentry had a deep sense of crisis, but Tian Zong gave them dignity but did not show mercy to those who opposed him. His actions were to uproot the entire clan without exception.

Regardless of whether the gentry said that he killed the king and father, or that he was cruel and heartless, no matter how bad his reputation was, he laughed it off, and he never relented in what he should do.

After being in power for twelve years, the long-standing malpractices left by the late emperor were cut off one by one by Tianzong. Now that the world is in peace, construction is not promoted, officials are renovated, the world is amnesty, taxes are not increased, the people all praise the holiness of the emperor, and the hearts of the people, no matter how dissatisfied the nobles are, they can only shut up obediently.

Looking at the growth history of a generation of Mingjun described in these few words, Gou Liang was very excited.

As expected, his goal is so big, he is so handsome!

Three days later, Mr. Gou, who had been cleared of toxins, justly rejected Zheng Taiyi's suggestion to let him continue to recuperate, and returned to his post with dedication.

In the afternoon of this day, the emperor had a little leisure time and read a volume in his study. Looking at the wrinkled face of the old Hanlin who was studying at the side, it was really unsightly, and he couldn't help but think of Chu Aiqing. , not all because of his dedication and knowledge.

The emperor asked, "Tong Gensheng, how is Chu Qing's illness?"

Eunuch Tong replied: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Master Chu's illness has been cured. I came here on vacation today, and I kowtowed outside the hall to thank Your Majesty for granting the imperial doctor the leave."

The emperor paused, "So, let him come and read tomorrow."

Eunuch Tong quickly wrote it down.

The next day, when Gou Liang, who was secretly excited, was led in by the little eunuch, Eunuch Tong saw through the joy in his eyes.

Eunuch Tong said in his heart: It's a sin!

Gou Liang keenly noticed that the way he looked at him was a little strange... Eh, did I miss something