Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Chapter 2: Strawberry-flavored Xueba Gong (2)

Views:

After combing the mirror image of the original owner's soul, Gou Liang plucked the still wet hair, and turned his eyes to the school uniform that Ye Hui and others stuffed into the toilet.

Gou Liang's eyes twitched.

[Taking a deep breath, Gou Liang asked: Xiao Si, are there any cheaper cleaning props or props to copy this suit?]

— Such a disgusting thing, even if I am not the rightful owner of this body, I must not put it on my body!

[The system that heard that he was going to take the initiative to consume was taken aback. The system that was already prepared to be a low-performance dog was overjoyed and stammered: Yes, yes! Some masters, I will find them for you.]

[Ding, according to the owner's needs, I found a one-time cleaning charm, 2 points for each. Copy props, a full set of 666 points, provide experience services, only 6 points at a time!]

Without further ado, Gou Liang chose to copy props to experience the service.

A brand-new school uniform appeared in front of Gou Liang, covering his scarred body under decent clothes, and he let out a foul breath. As for the abandoned school uniform, Gou Liang irresponsibly threw it where it was after taking out the documents with extreme disgust and confirming that there was no identification mark of the original owner.

Returning to Ye's house according to the memory of the original owner, Gou Liang returned to his room without saying a word.

The servants didn't care about the reason why he didn't come home overnight. As for the original owner's biological mother and stepfather's family, no one except the instigator, Ye Hui, knew that he didn't come home at night - yesterday was Friday, and the Ye family went on a self-driving tour early this morning, taking advantage of the rare free weekend of the host.

If Gou Liang hadn't come to this world, the body of the original owner might not be discovered by the cleaning staff until Monday when the school starts.

Thinking of this, Gou Liang raised his eyebrows.

The time and space of the mission world is frozen within the life cycle of the mission target. If the fragments are not completely recovered, this cycle will automatically cycle. During this period, the number of all reborn and reborn souls in the mission world is predetermined, and will be kept independently by the space condensed before the will of the main god of the world falls asleep, so as to maintain the stability of this world.

Therefore, the redundant soul body will also be obliterated.

This means that the soul body of the foreign executor cannot exist independently in the current world.

When they entered the mission world, they took the green passage left before the will of the main god fell asleep, and the opening and closing were only in an instant.

Therefore, once the executor comes to the mission world, he must immediately lock in a host body that has just died and whose soul body has not been led to the main god's space to replace it. The time for selecting the host body is very limited, and the system selects the host body on behalf of the executor based on the two principles of the smallest soul-body correlation coefficient and the longest natural life duration of the host body. Just like Gou Liang, the first time he came to this world, he stayed with the original owner, Qi Cheng.

In other words, Qi Cheng's soul body, which was frozen and sealed in the system space, is not actually a reborn soul body in the true sense.

Gou Liang hooked his lips.

If his predictions are correct, there are many things that can be used for recreation before the system locks on to the mission target... Before Gou Liang could think about it, the inventory alarm from his stomach interrupted his thoughts.

The host and hostess were not at home, so they were lazy in the kitchen and did not prepare food for Gou Liang.

Fortunately, Gou Liang found the bank card in the original owner's drawer—the Ye family's family background is very good. Although the stepfather didn't care much about the original owner, he didn't treat him materially harshly. On this pocket money card that each child of the Ye family holds, a sum of money will also be deposited regularly.

However, the more inferior the original owner is, the more he wants to maintain the dignity he wants, and he never eats what he wants. This deposit, which has never been used, is now completely controlled by Gou Liang.

Gou Liang was very satisfied with this.

With a meager salary and two bottomless soul pets, he has never felt the heroism of spending money like water, so if he doesn't enjoy it now, when will he be!

Putting on an unremarkable T-shirt and jeans, Gou Liang happily hummed and went out.

Lyrics↓↓

"Fish-flavored eggplant, garlic vermicelli, cola chicken wings, I love to eat~ sweet and sour pork ribs, curry beef, red wine steak, mouth watering~~ braised fish, steamed hairy crab, spicy crayfish, here I am..."

[System: Hot ears, help! 〒▽〒]

Because he ordered too much food at one time, when the system issued a warning for the third time that the original owner's stomach capacity was approaching the limit, Gou Liang burped and put down his chopsticks, and raised his hand: "Waiter, please pack!"

The system was full of complaints and didn't know where to start.

But to the surprise of the system, Gou Liang did not take the packed food home to stockpile food. Instead, he wandered around outside, got into a dirty alley full of garbage, and packed the food Feed to hungry stray cats and dogs.

[System: Master, I misunderstood you, you are a very good person! Moved to tears.GIF]

[Gou Liang: ... No, you really misunderstood.]

Gou Liang tried his best to comfort the stray cats and dogs with a gentle expression on his face, but his heart was submerged by a torrent. Gou Liang was very heartbroken about delivering the food, but for a more important reason, he resisted the urge to grab the food back.

As for the "reason" why Shou Gou Liang puts more emphasis on food than food, there is only one thing: that is the lovely soul coin!

This answer is the death blow to a naive system that asks.

[Gou Liang: Just now, I tried it. Although I am out on the job, I am still restricted by the employee code of the Space-Time Administration. The reward and punishment system is still valid for me.]

The system is puzzled.

[Gou Liang explained patiently: Employee Code No. 220: Due to one's own actions destroying the living soul body, one shall be subject to varying degrees of punishment, ranging from a minimum fine of 30 soul coins to confinement for a hundred years. Even if the executor is protected by the contract and has a certain immunity, he still has to accept a cumulative fine of thirty soul coins. Employee Code No. 109: Receive positive energy feedback from the soul body, such as gratitude, gratitude, and joy, from your own behavior. The lowest unit is a soul coin.]

[Just now, my private account has increased my income by fifty-five soul coins, which is more than my daily salary! So I decided—]

[System: ... No, no need to go into details, me! Dear! Love! of! host! people!]

It complained about its incompetence to Gou Liang, a master who did not have a sense of urgency and awe for the task from the heart, but instead focused on making extra money.

But what can be done

There are so many failure cases before, they just arrived in this world, and the system's search for the target person has just started, and there is not even a single person who triggers the adaptation program. So the system can only say: Master, you are happy^-^.

After all the packed food was eaten by the stray pets, Gou Liang smoothed them patiently. Before leaving, even the proudest cat hooked his trouser legs with his little paws, reluctant to let him go.

Gou Liang revealed his deep dimples, and said with a smile, "Good boy, I'll see you next time."

One sentence, one smile, let him receive the gift of ten soul coins.

Gou Liang: *?(?′?`?)?* What is the mission? Can I eat it!

The battered system chip was hot, and he swallowed his anger and speeded up the screening of soul bodies.

Gou Liang took a stroll outside this world full of new things to him—although he had seen similar scenes in the work of extracting the mirror image of the soul and body, but after all, being able to see but not touch is the subjective experience of the deceased There is still a big gap with my true feelings. But Gou Liang originally lived in a transitional world where civilization collapsed and order was chaotic. He only heard about the prosperity of the past from the mouth of the older generation. The longing for a peaceful and stable world has been buried in Gou Liang's heart since then, and now that he finally has the opportunity to experience it for himself, it is naturally a worthwhile trip.

Gou Liang didn't return to Ye's house until night fell, after enjoying a delicious dinner.

On the first night when he came to this world, Gou Liang was not idle, he sorted out the study materials of the original owner.

As a student with average grades, the original owner's study habits are very good. At least he has a certain preference for words, and carefully and neatly put away his textbooks in bookshelves or boxes, not even the elementary school textbooks are lost.

Gou Liang spent five hours absorbing the education and lessons the original owner received over the past fifteen years.

If someone opened the door of this unoccupied room at the end of the corridor at this time, he would be stunned by the sight in front of him.

The book was spread out on his knees, the pages moved without wind, and the pages were turned very fast, making a pleasant rustling sound.

The system is no longer able to accurately locate its master: it is true to say that he is stingy, but at the same time he knows how to enjoy himself. Look, isn't this just because I was too lazy to flip through the book and spent 5 points in the system mall to buy a five-hour Wind Gathering Talisman

When the system was slandering his master, Gou Liang was relaxing on the sofa in a leisurely posture, digging a mouthful of ice cream into his mouth from time to time while reading a book, squinting his eyes in enjoyment.

Although the treatment of archivists in the Space-Time Administration is poor, the recruitment requirements for this position are the most demanding in the world, and you must have a strong memory to be competent.

It is said that because of an overload error in the system of the archives department thousands of years ago, some soul body files were lost, so that the ins and outs of the soul body related to these materials could not be checked, which caused great inconvenience to the later review work . Afterwards, each archivist responsible for extracting the mirror image of the soul body for archiving was required to include the soul body numbers related to these files into his own memory bank.

One must know that in the thousands of worlds, the number of soul bodies is unimaginable, and the seemingly simple request can eliminate two-thirds of the people with strong soul power in the Space-Time Administration.

Of course, these two-thirds are also grateful for this.

The unequal treatment and workload made the archivist once the most unpopular position, and was stepped on the bottom of the food chain of the Space-Time Administration.

When Gou Liang first arrived, he didn't understand the situation, so he was "valued" by his leader and assigned to the archives room because of his excellent memory. Later, he cursed the other party countless times.

Gou Liang was born as a person with psychic powers. Even though his soul power is sealed now, his memory and IQ are still there, and his vision improved by the soul-returning grass is far superior to ordinary people. He can easily face such a reading method.

Soon, he used the Wind Gathering Talisman to fetch the next book.

The system bombarded by the brainstorm tremblingly climbed out of a pile of words, and weakly sent out inquiries.

[My dearest master, what are you doing? TT]

[Gou Liang: Don't you want to hear the details?]

[System: ... Hey, Master, I was wrong!]

[Gou Liang raised his eyebrows, showing a similar look in his eyes, and said: Qi Cheng's soul body is still alive after being sealed in the system space, and his soul power is still under his own control. Since the reward and punishment system is effective, why don't I serve him as an object of service? Besides, I remember that Regulation 109 has a special note - if the negative soul power in the living soul body can be reversed into positive soul power, the obtained soul power will be donated to the employee in equal amount. Don't you think it's interesting?]

soul coins.

It was originally a special food for the soul body formed by the condensation of soul power.

However, the soul body staff of the Time and Space Administration are all very powerful, unless they are injured and do not need additional soul power supplements. Therefore, the part of the soul power that is not put into circulation and reserved becomes the common currency of the soul body instead of food.

All living soul bodies have soul power, only the difference between strong and weak and positive and negative.

Negative soul power is a very dangerous thing.

Take human beings as an example, if a person’s negative soul power is greater than positive soul power, the other person may be a negative and pessimistic person, or he may be a vicious person, but the common point is: TA is a person with a high potential risk factor. people.

This risk factor is not only for others, but also for himself.

A person who committed suicide must have higher negative spirit power than a murderer who killed a person.

In short, all the evil in this world will breed negative soul power and be fed back by it, which is not a good thing.

Opposite to the archivist, one of the most lucrative professions in the Space-Time Administration is the soul power recoverer who is located in the work link before the archivist extracts the mirror image of the soul body. Send it to the archives department for recycling. Of course, the soul power they extract can also be divided into positive and negative, and after the negative soul power carried in the soul body of the deceased is extracted, it must be kept separately and undergo an extremely expensive and time-consuming purification process before it can be reinvested. use.

Therefore, if the negative soul power can be reversed while the holder is still alive, it is a great thing to hear and see, and this is why there are special regulations.

In addition, there will also be a flow of soul power between the living soul body and the soul body.

Negative soul power is manifested as the rejection of the soul and body, which will cause emotions such as fear, sadness, and despair.

Positive soul power is the opposite.

When you are truly grateful to a person, the other person will receive a piece of soul power, which will make him feel happy or fulfilled. For example, the stray cats and dogs that Gou Liang fed would give him soul power for free out of gratitude.

If it weren't for Gou Liang being bound by the laws of time and space, the obtained soul power would be automatically returned to the soul power warehouse of the Time and Space Administration Bureau for distribution. After part of the soul power was filtered by the bureau's "finance", the reward he received was only one-tenth of it.

Gou Liang was too lazy to do this kind of "Lei Feng behavior" when he was in the Space-Time Administration before, but now it's different, he has nothing to do until the target appears, wouldn't it be good to earn some extra money

When he receives the "gift of soul power" from the original owner, no matter whether the task can be completed or not, he can earn a lot of money. Taking a step back, even if he doesn't earn much, it will allow those soul power collectors who have laughed at him for nine hundred and ninety years to receive an empty shell without soul power after the task world is unsealed. Gou Liang said: "One word ,Cool!

What's more, although the original owner failed in life, as far as he knows that the body can carry his soul body, the original soul power is not too weak. ≡?≡

[System: ... I'm speechless. m( _ _ )m]

The fragments are lost in various worlds. Due to their special attributes, the Space-Time Management Bureau cannot even accurately lock the target. They can only use the most stupid method to screen the living soul bodies in the current world one by one, and select the souls with a matching degree of more than 60%. Body and then a second screening...

No one can predict how long this process will take, and whether the locked target is the real fragment holder.

Therefore, he can only turn a blind eye to Gou Liang's behavior system that is not doing his job properly.

At 7 o'clock on Sunday night, the four members of the Ye family returned home after traveling for two days and one night.

They had already had dinner, and when the stepfather entered, he glanced at the deserted restaurant and asked Gou Liang who was waiting at the stairway if he had eaten, and after getting an affirmative answer, there was no further exchange. As for the original owner's biological mother, this housewife who only cared about coaxing her youngest son Ye Yao didn't realize her eldest son was standing not far from the beginning to the end.

Ye Hui looked at Gou Liang suspiciously from a place where his father couldn't see, raised his phone with ulterior motives, and was satisfied to see Gou Liang shrinking back into the room.

Monday.

Father Ye watched the three children get into the car before driving to work. What he didn't know was that when the two cars were at the gate of the community, Ye Hui pushed Gou Liang out of the car door viciously, and the driver who slowed down and didn't even plan to stop had already turned a blind eye to it.

Ye Hui stuck out the car window and waved at him: "There are still 20 minutes for class, don't embarrass the Ye family by being late."

There was a nasty smile on his face.

Ye Yao laughed heartily in the car, as if it was only natural for his brother from the same mother to be bullied.

The car sped away, and Gou Liang, whose face was sprayed by exhaust fumes: ...

He asked the system to buy a cleaning token, and silently looked at the black car going away.

[System: Master, master, master, please hold back! People who kill people will be fined, do you remember!]

[Gou Liang's hostility dissipated, and he nodded: That's right, I almost forgot. However, killing him is not the only way to teach him a lesson. There are many things in this world that make life worse than death. As long as the soul and body are not damaged... Hehe.]

System: This deep sense of anxiety must be an illusion, ┭┮﹏┭┮

Of course Gou Liang was late.

A 20-minute drive on the 11th Road is enough to break a leg, not to mention that Gou Liang is still "severely injured". When he arrived at the school slowly, the first and second classes in the morning had already been finished, and even the inter-class exercises were over.

Lecheng Middle School is a private school with very expensive fees, but the school occupies a small area. After entering the main entrance, walk up a small slope, and you will find a spacious ⊥-shaped road. On the left is the suddenly open playground and teaching buildings, and on the right is the tree-lined road leading to political and educational buildings, libraries, gymnasiums and canteens.

In the most conspicuous places where they interact, there are electronic screens and a row of bulletin boards for public school spirit and school grade evaluations.

At this time, the room here is full of students who have just finished exercising.

[System: Master, I have a hunch that something bad is about to happen!]

[Gou Liang: No, it has already happened.]

Sure enough, a student who spotted him shouted, "It's Qi Cheng! Look everyone, Qi Cheng is here!"

A person with a particularly loud voice yelled: "Haha, Zhan Yongzhe, look who is here! Hey, let's get out of the way, so that the two male protagonists can exchange feelings face to face! The whole school will make a public confession! Qi Cheng, can you It’s really amazing, just for this, I’m 10,000! Zhan Xueba, why are you still standing here? Qi Cheng said that he likes you, and he wants to sleep with you at night! Give him a chance!”

Zhan Yongzhe was so angry that he pushed away the crowd and rushed to Gou Liang. He only read a few sentences of the diary on the bulletin board and found it unsightly. At this moment, he looked at Gou Liang in disgust, clenched his fists as if he wanted to make a move.

The onlookers watched this scene with bated breath, nervous and excited despite having nothing to do with them.

But Zhan Xueba can endure what ordinary people can't bear. He failed to meet the audience's expectations and beat people. He just smashed the drink in his hand, like a fly that had eaten a mouthful, and said to Gou Liang in a vicious voice: "Qi!" Cheng, you are disgusting!"

[Ding! Trigger the adaptation program and find the suspected target person! The system map covers Lecheng Middle School, and the matching search is now launched!]