For a long time after Tianzhen was driven into the wild, Tianhua was coiled on the pillar, too silent.
Not to mention the scheming Xuanwu who always liked to step on his face, even Gou Liang couldn't bear to play with him, and let the old dragon lick his wounds quietly.
The system is tired of watching the master lose his IQ, and plans to stay in the wilderness to dig out the sad history of every unlucky guy, and only come back occasionally to share gossip with Gou Liang.
And none of these affected Gou Liang's good mood.
At this time, he was holding the hand of his beloved Shenjun, bouncing and walking in the lively market.
Yes, they are in the mortal world now.
— For some reason, his husband suddenly worried that he was suffering from depression recently, and even offered to take him to the world to play.
Today is the 15th Lantern Festival, and the lantern market at night is extremely lively.
People crowded along the way, and unmarried men and women wore masks. It was said that if they took off each other's masks on this night, they could become each other's trial marriage targets.
Yes, trial marriage.
The folk customs are so tough that I can't explain it!
The silver mask covered Shenjun's handsome face. He held Zongjiao'er with one hand and walked leisurely with the other behind his back. His demeanor always attracted the attention of young women even in the crowded crowd.
Seeing that he was actually holding a bunch of half-eaten candied haws that didn't fit him in his hands behind his back, those people would laugh in good faith.
What a brother who dotes on children.
People invariably thought so.
There was a steady stream of yelling, and a lantern riddle stand could be seen within a few steps, and there were also endless juggling performances of lion dance and fire breathing, Gou Liang was dazzled to see.
"Xiao Langjun, let me have a piece of candy cake. My family's candy cakes are all good."
"Xiao Langjun, do you want to draw a sugar figure?"
"Xiao Langjun..."
Gou Liang never refused anyone who came, and wandered around in front of various vendors. The god did not say anything to stop him, but willingly followed behind to pay.
I don't know if he found the pleasure of the domineering president who buys, buys and buys. Later, he would even take the initiative to ask Gou Liang if he wants this or that, and it is very refreshing to give money.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a sound of gongs and drums, and the flow of people suddenly flowed in one direction tacitly.
Naturally, Gou Liang would not miss such excitement, and pulled Shenjun to urge him: "Li Qing, hurry up."
Seeing that he was about to be hit by someone, Shenjun hurriedly picked him up.
"Li Qing, what do you think they are doing?"
Everyone was as excited as taking medicine, regardless of gender.
Shenjun didn't understand these things, so he thought for a while and said, "Since it's the Lantern Festival, it should be a lantern riddle."
Someone nearby heard it and said with a smile: "Aren't the two gentlemen from the local area? In front of you is the Mandarin Duck House. Every year at this time, a ring is set up to invite young men and women to compete on the stage to decide a champion and a female champion. In this way But if you are lucky, you can have a drink with the two top night tours of Yuanyanglou this year, and you can spend a good night together."
Listen to the little girl's relishing tone, tsk tsk, this is really a happy dynasty.
The little girl said again: "Mr. Guan Lang has a luxurious temperament. He should be talented and know people. Why don't you try your luck?"
Gou Liang immediately hugged Shenjun's neck, and said pitifully, "Daddy, are you going?"
Divine Monarch: "..."
He patted the boy's butt not lightly, to signal him not to mess around too much.
The little girl was taken aback. Although she couldn't see the expression clearly under the mask, her eyes were full of condemnation.
It's fine to take your own baby out to the brothel, and wear a mask to pretend to be unmarried. Isn't this deceiving the girl's feelings!
When the little girl left, Gou Liang snorted, the streets were full of women who wanted to have sex with his husband, he couldn't stand it.
The stage had already begun to recite poems and guess lantern riddles. Gou Liang looked away disinterestedly, and dragged Shenjun to another place. A deserted stall caught his attention.
"Daozhang, what are you selling here?"
There was nothing on the stall except wooden signs turned upside down one by one.
The Taoist priest was very young, and looked very shy, and said: "This is the self-made interrogation formation of the poor Taoist. Open one at random, and enter the formation with the one you love. If you can find each other in the three thousand roads, you will be fine." Crack it. But it’s not suitable for little benefactors to play with.”
Gou Liang blinked, "Sounds very interesting, how come no one patronizes your business?"
The Taoist blushed and explained his formation in detail.
After couples enter the battle, the one who turned the cards will experience many temptations. If this person is determined and able to get rid of all the temptations given by the phantom formation, and find the other half within the specified time, he will be able to break the formation.
And this phantom array is born from the heart of everyone, and it is what they most desire in their hearts.
The Taoist said honestly: "Last year, 30 couples joined the battle, but none of them were able to break through. Until the second day when they were released from the battle, two couples reconciled on the spot..."
The two couples who flopped were lost in the battle, and after being released, they were still looking for the person they fantasized about, which offended their partners.
The Taoist also blamed himself for ruining the marriage, and immediately said: "However, Pindao has improved the formation this year. If those who enter the formation want to come out, they can trigger the token to leave after an hour. However, everyone I still remember what happened last year, so I dare not try it.”
Gou Liang nodded knowingly, and looked at Shenjun innocently, "Brother, I want this~"
He smiled, Shenjun stared at those two sweet dimples for a second, and said softly: "Why not."
"Master, how much do you want?"
He took off his purse, just like every parent who spoils his children.
The Taoist looked around and wanted to say that if he didn't have any love for each other in his heart, he would be automatically sent out by the formation after only a moment of entering the formation.
But the Taoist took a look at the beautiful purse, and saw that it was not the owner who was short of money, so he smiled and said: "This formation is not suitable for the two of you. I am afraid that you will not be able to enjoy it to your heart's content. If you want to play, Pindao will not refuse. You only need one tael of silver, please turn over the cards as you like."
Gou Liang was eager to try, "Brother, come and flip the cards."
Shenjun paid the money, picked him up again, took a sign at random, and the two disappeared in place.
The Taoist waited on the spot for a while, still wondering whether the two would be dissatisfied and ask him for the money back when they came out later, but unexpectedly, after waiting moment after moment...
Huh? !
What about brother
That young gentleman... is not yet five years old.
Beast! !
When the Taoist priest exploded on the spot, Gou Liang was also surprised by the change in himself.
He turned into a woman! ! !
A grown woman, the kind with big breasts, thin waist and long legs.
Looking down at his heavy chest, Gou Liang ran away violently, what the hell is this, and what kind of formation breaking technique is this? !
It is not allowed to talk about the basics early!
Well, he couldn't bear to look directly at himself like this, and decided to leave directly after squatting in place for an hour. This kind of dark history must not be known to her husband.
At this time, Shenjun was walking firmly forward.
There are little milk dogs, big white wolves, and cubs constantly on this road, and even young people who just met once are coquettish and smiling at him, but he doesn't look sideways.
Because these illusions constructed by himself were far less cute than Xiaokenger, so he left without hesitation.
It's just that the road was longer than he expected, and he walked for three quarters of an hour before reaching the end of the road.
There were countless people waiting for him, but there was no one he was familiar with.
But Shenjun already knew the rules of this simple formation, and the person he was looking for was indeed among these people.
He looked at it for a long time with his hands behind his back, his eyes locked on a person, and suddenly his eyes widened slightly.
Gou Liang tried his best to pretend to be dead, but Shen Jun stood in front of him without any mistakes.
"Xiao Keng'er... how did you become like this?"
His tone was a bit indescribable.
Gou Liang heard his unfinished intentions, and immediately jumped up angrily, "What are you thinking about, how could I turn myself into this way, it's all the fault of this formation!"
Even if he has been a bigwig in women's clothing for decades, he definitely doesn't have such a terrible habit of changing his gender, okay
With such a jumping effort, he felt something on his chest jumping a few times.
Gou Liang: "..."
Leave me alone, thank you.
Shenjun silently turned his head away, but still couldn't hold back his laughter.
"What are you laughing at, I have to teach the stall owner how to behave properly when I go out. Ahh!"
He was like a little milk dog whose tail was stepped on, completely blown up.
Shenjun quickly suppressed his laughter, stretched out his hand to hold his hand, and said, "Okay, let's go out."
The two returned to their original places, still the original masked god and little baby.
Gou Liang snatched the wooden plaque still in Shenjun's hand, and took a look—the aggressive Gou Liang suddenly couldn't think of going to trouble the Taoist priest who discriminated against him.
He looked at Shenjun quietly, and raised the wooden sign to face him.
"The lover of your dreams is exactly what he was just now."
His tone was calm.
His expression was calm.
The look in his eyes—the flash of a sword!
Seeing that he was so angry that he was about to bite, Shenjun quickly explained: "This formation should be a bipolar formation. Originally... what I saw when I came here was the appearance of the lover in my dream, and you will become the most unsuitable appearance. Wait I'm here to find it."
As he said that, he looked at the Taoist priest, "Master Taoist, is that so?"
The Taoist didn't know what to say anymore, and pointed at the two of them with trembling fingers, in disbelief at all.
"You, you actually broke the formation?!"
Gou Liang didn't have time to pay attention to him anymore, he hugged Shenjun and asked: "Then who is the lover in your dream that you saw just now?"
Shenjun hugged him and turned around, "I never saw it."
"Oh, you saw it." Gou Liang saw through his lie in a second.
Shenjun paused and said, "... yes, there are many."
"what?!"
Gou Liang's expression changed immediately, and he chased him and asked how many people he saw and who they were.
However, the god is just silent.
After the Lantern Festival on Earth, Taoist priests return to heaven.
It turned out that he was a little fairy in the Jiuzhong Tianyue Temple, and he was mercilessly ridiculed by his companions after he returned to the Heavenly Court.
"Oh, you still haven't sent out the red rope this year? Brother, if you continue like this, when will you be able to become a regular?"
The Taoist silently clenched the red rope in his hand.
Only by sending out the red rope and forming a true destiny, can he officially become a qualified old man.
He had a chance to send the red line this year, but he was too shocked at the time, and he really couldn't send it.
He thought that if he could become a real Yuelao in his lifetime, he must check the mandarin duck tree to see if the two people were destined for love or just his illusion.
Until he inadvertently met His Highness the Little Dog God, whom everyone in the Nine Heavens was talking about.
—Hehe, it really is my hallucination.
His Majesty Shenjun and Inugami? how is this possible.
Sure enough, Xiaoxian's cultivation base is low.
In this way, the little Taoist was relieved.
So, he happily set up a stall in the world for thousands of years, never waiting for the day when he became a regular.
After all, Gou Liang still didn't ask about the appearance of Shenjun's dream lover, but he didn't struggle with it for long, because Shenjun's strength proved that he had absolutely no other goblins in his heart, only his little boy.
After returning from the mortal world, seeing that the little boy was still looking sullen, the Divine Lord thought about it for a while, and then generously gave him his space ring and let him play with it.
During this trip to the world, he discovered that there is a fascinating sense of accomplishment for squandering for the little bastard.
Gou Liang was overjoyed, and the metamorphosis screamed with the space ring in its mouth.
Li Qing Shenjun's collection is not an ordinary treasure. As soon as he got it, he couldn't help but turn into a madman showing off his wealth, and went to Jiuchongtian for a walk.
At that time, the gods felt the supreme divine power, and all knelt down on the ground.
All the veteran gods recognize this divine power—it is the unique killing power of the Divine Lord Battle Armor!
When the coercion slowly faded away, the gods raised their heads—
He never expected to see a great white wolf with the armor of the emperor on his head, wearing the battle robe of the emperor, covering only a small piece of fur on his back, and swaying away with a flick of his tail.
Gods: "..."
Xuanwu: "..."
He couldn't take it anymore this time.
The whole tortoise was smothered in black, and while the dog ancestor was still playing awe-inspiring outside, Xuanwu climbed into the temple to speak faithfully to the god.
"My lord, it's really... detrimental to your wisdom to manipulate the little dog god like this."
Don't talk about others, even he murmured in his heart, let alone other gods.
If this goes on like this, the image of the god-lord will be ruined by that prodigal brat.
Seeing that Shenjun was indifferent, Xuanwu still couldn't hold back and said: "My lord, Tianzhen's example is still in front of us, but Tianhua and the gods turned a blind eye to his past mistakes, which made him so inconsiderate. Children can't So pampered..."
Before he finished his earnest words, he was frightened back by Shenjun's cold stare.
Seeing that Xuanwu understands that enough is enough, Shenjun withdrew his gaze and said flatly: "Don't compare him with Xiaokeng'er again, they are far behind."
It turns out that the dissatisfaction of the gods is here...
Hey, Xuanwu sighed, my lord, what else can this old slave say
"Li Qing!"
At this time Gou Liang came back.
He stepped into the temple, not to mention that Xuanwu, who had squinted his eyes for ten thousand years and was in the presence of the old god, suddenly widened his eyes, and even the god could not help but stand up.
I saw that the little milk baby had changed from the luxurious golden dragon purple robe to wearing armor instead, and the blood-dyed cloak fluttered with the wind—it actually shrunk down the battle armor worn by the gods in the battle of the ancients, and wore it on himself.
Gou Liang walked with small correct steps, with a small face fixed on his face, which was noble and indifferent.
Walking towards Shenjun, raised his head slightly, and said indifferently: "What does Shenjun think about my body?"
Shenjun squatted down and straightened his armor, nodded and said: "Very good, very good."
He used two adjectives in a row, obviously very satisfied.
Gou Liang laughed all of a sudden, threw himself into his arms, and proudly said to him: "Today, I scared those old guys from Jiuchongtian to the ground, hahaha."
Shenjun also smiled slightly, "Good job."
Gou Liang didn't know that he had turned on a certain switch on Shenjun's body. Since then, he has been keen to change his clothes, and he has been using good things on him continuously.
And Xuanwu, who didn't exist at all, climbed out of the temple in despair.
Lying down beside the Divine Dragon Pillar, he couldn't wait to confide: "Tianhua, have you seen that the little Dog God was wearing just now, and it actually suppressed the killing spirit on the Lord's battle armor."
The battle armor of the gods, how many bloods of the demon gods were stained in the battle of the ancients, even the servants of the gods who are so close to them can't imagine!
The most yang and most evil things that ordinary gods would fall when they touch them, it's okay to be such a joke by him. What really makes Xuanwu unable to let go is Gou Liang's sudden mutation of temperament.
Even though Gou Liang has only a childish appearance, there is no doubt that he is a killer who returned triumphantly from the battlefield.
How can the aura of the whole body be pretended
Tianhua lazily raised his eyelids and closed them again.
"Everything is up to the Lord. Even if he pokes a hole in the sky, the Lord can mend the sky. Why should you worry about it?"
He now understands that children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and the more they control and stop them, the worse things will happen.
Xuanwu: "Except for the Lord, I can see the fate of people in the world. Now there is a little dog god, but the ability is in check with the Lord. It really makes me sleepless."
Only then did Tianhua understand the real reason why Xuanwu took precautions against Gou Liang.
He relies too much on his own abilities, and he can only rest assured of certain things.
Now Tianhua didn't even bother to enlighten him, so he snorted and said, "Just keep worrying about it, it's best to let the dog god get bored with you, and kick you out of the temple."
Xuanwu was speechless.
If he dared, would he still complain to the old lecherous dragon
Gou Liang has been curious about the space ring for a long time, but this freshness is not enough to last a hundred years.
Gou Liang, who was still a little milk baby, sighed at his five-short figure, and his favorability with +59 made him want to cry.
It will take at least ten thousand years before he becomes an adult.
... If you have not had sex for tens of thousands of years, why should you be a human being! It's better to be a dog honestly!
Whenever Gou Liang thinks about it, he feels that the sky is dark. It would be great if the time in this memory world can be fast forwarded.
He couldn't go on living through this miserable life!
Just when dark clouds enveloped the entire Nine Heavens, the Divine Sovereign Space Ring on Gou Liang's finger suddenly vibrated.
A pocket corona appeared in front of him.
-time Machine
This is not kidding me.
Gou Liang stretched out his claws and turned the pointer on the corona.
One lap, two laps, three laps...
boring.
Gou Liang yawned and decided to end this game of losing IQ. Putting the corona back into the space ring, he stood up shaking his hair and walked back to the temple.
But found out.
Hey, why are the two gatekeepers, Tianhua and Xuanwu, gone
He stretched out his claws and pushed the temple away, only to see that the god who was supposed to be meditating turned pale!
He supported the bed with one hand, covered his chest with the other, and coughed muffledly.
"Aww!"
Gou Liang was startled, forgot to speak, and rushed towards him.
Shenjun put his fist to his lips to hold back his cough, and stroked the anxious Gou Liang's hairy head with his other hand. After a long while, he sighed softly: "You're getting more and more naughty."
"Aww?"
Gou Liang transformed into shape and was about to pounce on his lap, but found that...
"I, I am an adult?!!!"
He turned into a young man.
Time and space, just like that, fast forwarded to ten thousand years later.