Disguised as a Boss in an Escape Game

Chapter 4: Game Cancer

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"Put it in the coffin." Yuxi thought of his haunted Sunday room. It was a matter of business to take the opportunity to replace his own bedroom. Everyone else was sleeping soundly, so it was no big deal for him to sleep in the coffin.

As if remembering something, You Xi said cynically: "But there are only two coffins. If there are so many corpses in the future that the coffins are not enough, it should be more interesting."

You Xi didn't know if putting the corpse in the coffin could really save the bad luck. In order to avoid turning around and pretending to be wrong, he had to first portray himself as a big boss with uncertain interests and hobbies.

No matter what the psychotic boss does, there will be a group of people who will make up explanations for his behavior.

"Coffin?" Everyone wondered, "Where is the coffin?"

You Xi smiled and said, "It's in my room."

When everyone saw two coffins shining brightly in the "Sunday" room, and the whole room was set up like a mourning hall, everyone fell silent.

Especially middle-aged men, cold sweat could not stop flowing from the forehead.

Fortunately, he was smart enough yesterday and didn't fall into the trap of the boss, otherwise he would have slept in the coffin like the boss last night.

The problem is, the boss has the ability to sleep in the coffin, and the brilliance will still shine the next day, but if he sleeps in the coffin by himself, he probably will be here forever in this life.

The middle-aged man and another 30-year-old fat man took the initiative to carry the rough work of the corpse. Eager to gain some favorability in front of the boss, the middle-aged man worked extremely hard.

After a lot of effort, the corpse was finally put into the coffin. The middle-aged man wanted to close the coffin, but Yu Xi suddenly stopped him: "Let's do this for today, you guys spread out. Jiang Jiang, trouble You carry my silk quilt to Dr. Liu's bed, I give him my coffin, and I will sleep on his bed at night."

This is really great news, Jiang Jiang almost cried with joy, and ran away holding the silk as if being flying. The others left slowly, only Gu Mian was reluctant to leave.

"Sir," he said hesitantly, "after all, someone died in Wednesday's room. How can you sleep on a bed where someone died?"

You Xi: "... I don't care."

Just in this cheapskate villa, I don't know how many players have lived there, he doesn't believe that every time a player dies, the game will change a bed. Which bed has no one died? Which bed is clean? It would be nice to have a bed to sleep in, after all, you don't have to lie in a coffin anymore.

You Xi waved his hand, motioning for Gu Mian to leave as well: "I need to arrange something, you go out first."

After Gu Mian left, You Xi stared at Dr. Liu's body and meditated. After a while, he packed Dr. Liu into his personal space.

"Dididi, warning, level 3 warning!" The system administrator is about to suffocate, what are you doing, big brother, is the collection addiction dying? Not even the dead body was spared!

Just as the system administrator wanted to prohibit You Xi from disturbing the progress of the ghost attack, he saw You Xi's face darken in a rare way.

"This is also a warning?" You Xi said, "The player's corpse is not your public property for the time being, right?"

Seeing the big guy's look of "you don't think I'm serious", the system administrator didn't dare to beep any more. It's just a level three warning, 004 is already more cooperative than the previous three bosses, so I'd better accept it as soon as I see it.

"Then... please handle the corpse with care, and don't hit him hard at night." The system administrator said weakly, "It's very pitiful for a player to become a game NPC after death."

"Oh, I see." Yuxi returned to the smile on his lips.

When he came to the "Wednesday" room, Jiang Jiang in the room had already made the bed for You Xi with great eyesight. During the whole day, You Xi had nothing to do, and sent Gu Mian and Jiang Jiang to the villa to search for clues, while eating, drinking and having fun in the house.

Yush is feeling sick after not taking a bathroom shower yesterday in the damn "Sunday" room.

"System, is it there?" You Xi asked, "If I take a shower, will it be broadcast live?"

The system administrator hurriedly replied: "No. 004, don't worry, we will not record and broadcast the content of your bath without your permission. When you take a shower, the live broadcast room will snow. But... if you are willing to show it to fans , our camera will never capture the parts below your chest when you are in the shower."

The system administrator swallowed hard, and tried to seduce: "This is your first time playing the game. If you can attract more fans, it will help your points and game coins increase. You will need krypton gold to buy in the later stages of the game." As far as props and information are concerned, there are hundreds of benefits and no harm.”

There is no shortage of crazy bees and butterflies around You Xi, and he has always been very clear about the fact that he looks very good. In real life, he has a wealthy family and is not short of money at all, so he naturally disdains to be an anchor. But now that life is hanging by a thread, it is actually good to earn more money to save life. Anyway, through the screen, no matter how crazy his face is, it is impossible to crawl over the network cable and eat him.

If you are seen by everyone, you will be seen by everyone. You Xi thought to himself that she has a superb figure, and she is not an ugly wife, so she is afraid of seeing outsiders? In the past, he was addicted to games, and he also watched live games. In order to attract fans, the anchors came up with all kinds of gossip, and You Xi mingled with them every day, and the lower limit had long been lowered.

He crossed his arms and leaned lazily on the head of the bed, turning himself into a cancer in an escape game.

You Xi's thin lips parted lightly: "Then please tell my fans, I will start selling meat in ten minutes."

One stone caused a thousand waves, and the entire escape game live broadcast platform was in an uproar. You Xi didn't know what kind of storm he set off.

On the live broadcast platform, a headline popped up on the homepage—

#Countdown ten minutes! The S-level boss is passionate and dedicated, and he demonstrates the true qualities of a man with his own body! ! ! #

The accompanying picture is You Xi's monstrous face. He is wearing pajamas, narrowing his eyes casually, full of indescribable lust.

Seeing this news, the crowd rushed into Youxi's live broadcast room screaming and shouting "I can do it, I can". Yoshi's pit.

Everyone was looking forward to it. During the countdown period, in order to create a mysterious atmosphere, the system administrator only left a series of cold numbers. Countless enthusiastic fans who were squatting at the bottom of the pit waiting for the benefits of Shengshi Meiyan broadcasting benefits have already swiped. Airplane rocket.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very hot.

"Seeing female ghosts and corpses every day makes my eyes go blind!" Zi poked his eyes and commented, "I'll wash my eyes!"

"I've always been so scared by this broken game that I couldn't sleep. Today I finally brought some warmth and healing. I can finally show my aunt's smile again~" My sister can live another five hundred years. While typing, she sent 5,000 game coins to the anchor.

"As soon as I saw the title, I rushed here wearing stars and wearing moons! This is the first time I have met such a fresh and refined angel anchor who has fun with the people!"

"I have a hunch that the era of 003 dominating the screen is finally coming to an end, and I'm crying with joy!" the pretender Choi Xiaoniao said, "Who else hates 003 as much as I do, stand up and be proud with me!"

"003's pretentious and evil deeds are beyond description, and now 004 is finally born, and he is fighting against him. I am very relieved. The rocket is given to the anchor, and I beg the anchor to buy good equipment. In the future, help us fatten up 003 and let out a bad breath!" Beating 003 excited His hands were shaking. He originally came here for the anchor's beauty, but he was affected by the generous statement of the pretender chopping the bird, and his focus went astray. But as soon as he made a comment, countless little tails behind him became excited.

"+1"

"+2"

"+10086"

"Ding—the pretender who cut the bird and knocked down 003 was kicked out of the room by the administrator. Please pay attention to your words and demeanor, and don't attack other big shots in the anchor room, so as not to cause unnecessary conflicts."

The system administrator wiped off his sweat. Originally, it was the uncle who spent the money. He usually doesn't care about such things, but he just received a call from above, 003's number one brother, Liu Yu, complained.

"Hurry up and clean up the room," Liu Yu said, "Our boss is going to watch 004's live broadcast soon. How do you do things? The boss just spent 1 million yuan for 004 yesterday, and today you just let this gang of mobs slander him here. ?”

The system administrator deleted all comments on 003 in a hurry.

As soon as the camera turned, the ten-minute countdown ended. You Xi's hair was slightly wet, and water droplets hung on his clean and flawless face.

What kind of fairy face value is this.

The fans licked the screen, and under the comments was a message that they wanted to give birth to a monkey for the anchor.

Just as the system administrator breathed a sigh of relief, the complaint call came again: "What kind of monkey is born? Delete all those comments, our boss finally got interested in watching the live broadcast, and was disturbed by this group of garbage who like to swipe the screen." gone."

On the other side, Liu Yu returned to Qin Yuandai's office after making the complaint call. Beside the floor-to-ceiling windows, Qin Yuandai in a suit and leather shoes looked arrogant, with a mocking sneer on his lips.

"Looking at how calm he was with the female ghost yesterday, I thought he had one more talent to make." Qin Yuandai said with great disdain, "I didn't expect that today he was out of his wits and started to use this humble method to attract money."

"Is it true that anyone can be an S-rank player these days?"

"Liu Yu, give him another 4 million, and arrange the next game between me and him." Qin Yuandai's face was hidden in the half-brightness, with an indescribable shadow of prey, "Ten seconds, I personally Let him experience what it feels like to die without a place to die!"

Liu Yu sighed slightly in her heart, maybe number 004 could grow into a towering tree in time, but unfortunately, he met Qin Yuandai.

Liu Yu landed on Qin Yuandai's trumpet, spent a lot of money, and successfully won the opportunity to play the next game with the anchor, ranking first in the fan list of No. 004, and the reward amount far surpassed the second place by 4 million.

Seeing the nickname "Long Live 003" occupying the dominance of fans in Room 004, Liu Yu fell into deep thought.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are here to smash the field.