The location where Lien Daozhen and I are located is a country road. Although Taohuayuan has been changed a lot by Liandao, it looks like a tropical rainforest resort, but there are still fields that should be there.
The animals and plants in a foreign land may be a good medicine to adjust a boring life, but the root of life is still food. Therefore, the most in Peach Blossom Spring is food.
At this moment, Lien Daozhen and I were standing next to the wheat ears standing in the wind, looking at the two cursing people. Those two are not too old, they should be less than thirty years old. Their appearance is as simple as their clothes. Even if they stand there shouting, they still look like two farmers who are cursing others for trampling on their own wheat.
I looked at Lian Daozhen, his expression was more gloomy than before, but he didn't immediately get angry, but asked, "What happened to Taohuayuan? Where is Zheng Qiuyuan?"
The two young men ignored them. You and me kept scolding, and no one answered the real questions, let alone a little more friendly. Lian Daozhen's face turned blue when they were scolded. I couldn't see it from the side, and said loudly, "You don't understand anything, what qualifications do you have to scold."
One of them stopped the scolding. He looked at me, then pointed at Lian Daozhen and yelled at me, "You really collude with outsiders just like Master Zheng said, to be unfavorable to Taohuayuan!"
I glanced at the person who spoke, and asked Lian Daozhen in a low voice, "Who is Lord Zheng?"
"He is a kid from the Tian family, his name is Tian Song, two generations younger than Zheng Qiuyuan, so he is called Master Zheng." Lian Daozhen explained a few words at random, then frowned and asked, "What happened to Taohuayuan?"
"Of course there will be nothing wrong with Taohuayuan, huh, don't think that your conspiracy will succeed, we are ready! You will be arrested, and I will return to the elders to confess and be punished!" Tian Song sneered.
Lian Daozhen frowned very tightly, and asked again: "Since there is nothing wrong, why is the outpost outside the mountain gate missing? Why is the mountain gate closed?"
"You dare to ask me for a good thing you did yourself! Kneel down and wait for me to get you!" Tian Song cursed, and walked forward with the other person. The two shook their hands and took out two long ropes like magic.
"Lian Dao really has a clear conscience, and as a foreign affairs mountain man in Taohuayuan, you guys..."
Lian Daozhen didn't finish saying a word. The person next to Tian Song waved the rope and snorted coldly, "Shanren, you are not our Taohuayuan at all. Even a dog and a chicken here are older than you! Ruo! It’s not that you have been very pleased with Mr. Zheng over the years. Do you think you can really stay in Taohuayuan for so long with an identity of unknown origin? The so-called foreign affairs mountain people are just the little servants who bought us for us. Are you really serious?"
I was so angry when I heard that, although I didn't quite understand how Taohuayuan's seniority was counted, but Tao Zhen was at least over 50 years old, a chicken and a dog, why is his seniority older than him
Uh, there seems to be something wrong with the anger
In short, these two hairy boys are too rampant, dare to say that to Lien Daozhen. Although I have known Lian Daozhen for a short time, he knew that he might be wronged by returning to Taohuayuan, so he returned with no hesitation, and wanted to save Taohuayuan from danger. How could such a person be unfavorable to Peach Blossom Spring? Why do they say this to Ren Daozhen.
Even Daozhen was trembling with anger, but he still didn't get angry. In my imagination, when encountering this kind of thing, he should punch him, beat the two foolish hats into pigs, and then drag them all the way to ask their parents. However, Lian Daozhen, who has always been hot-tempered and likes to solve problems with his fists, managed to endure it again this time.
Two young people walked up to us with a sneer on their faces. They raised the rope in their hands, pointed at us, and said loudly, "Bundle!"
What stunned me happened. Two seemingly ordinary hemp ropes flew up on their own, spinning around us. After three or two laps, I felt tight, but my arms were tightly bound.
During this process, I have been watching Lien Daozhen, wanting to see him teach these two unreasonable mountain people. However, Lian Daozhen's face was blue and white, his fists clenched, and the blue veins on his neck almost broke through the obstacles of the skin. But no matter how angry his expression is, I can see his hidden helplessness.
In the end, Ren Dao really did not resist, and was tied up with a rope like me.
Those few peacocks pacing proudly, don't know when they will not be far away from us. They looked at Lian Daozhen curiously. Tian Song pulled out a few wheat seedlings, threw them away, and shouted: "What to look at, useless things, you can only look at them, you can't eat them, and don't know what to raise them for!"
The man next to him smiled and said, "I will eat soon."
Tian Song glanced at Lian Daozhen, laughed strangely, and said, "I turned around and peeled off those fat stuff. I have eaten bear paws but never panda palms. Addiction."
They clearly saw that Lien Dao really didn't dare or wanted to resist, so their arrogance became more and more arrogant. Don't even talk about Daozhen, even I was so angry that I wanted to vomit blood. Peach Blossom Spring is very beautiful, but the people here make this beauty full of sordid feelings. For a time, all the good feelings about Taohuayuan in my heart dissipated, and replaced by only anger!
Tian Song glanced at me, turned around with a sneer, and said as he walked: "Follow yourself, don't want to play tricks. Elder Zong asked us to take a bundle of immortals to ask you for your crimes. If you dare to escape, you will surely die. ."
It turned out that the twine on my body was called Tien Xian Suo, which sounded very familiar. Thinking about it, I couldn't help but yell: "Isn't Tien Xian Suo the treasure in the Kingdom of Gods?"
Tian Song laughed and said, "Lian Daozhen, where did you bring back a silly boy, it's funny! In this world, where is the real bondage?"
Lian Daozhen's face was gloomy, but he unexpectedly explained to me, "This is not really a tying of immortals, but a kind of magic in Peach Blossom Spring. It just sounds nice."
I was a little embarrassed, but I wanted to find a place again, so I said loudly: "I don't understand, so I dare to speak and ask. Then I will ask you two, have you seen chicken and egg!"
"Of course I have seen it." The two replied in unison.
"Then there was the chicken or the egg first?" I asked aloud, thinking that if you two can answer this question, I will accept it.
Sure enough, the two of them, uh, for a long time, no one answered. I secretly said, "Chickens and eggs are so common, but you don’t even know which one of them was first. I don’t know how to tie the celestial rope because it is a magic technique, which is very profound for ordinary people. But I asked Three-year-old children know about the problem, you two... Tsk tsk!"
Tian Song turned his head, blushed, and said, "You are shameless. If I say there is a chicken first, you will ask where there is no egg. If I say there is an egg first, you will ask where there is no chicken. Here comes the egg. How can this kind of problem be used for..."
I didn't wait for him to finish, so I sneered and said, "Your IQ can be compared with me? Do you think I will use my brain to make things difficult for you? In this world, eggs are the first things that hatch out. Through genetic mutations, they have evolved into chicken-like birds. The real chickens and eggs will only appear after a long time. Therefore, the correct answer is to have eggs first!"
"You bullshit!" the other person said with a flushed face.
"Zhou Guangzhi is right! You are talking nonsense!" Tian Song quickly agreed.
I still sneered and said: “A few years ago, Dara Zelensky, a paleontologist at the University of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, confirmed the egg-like eggs after studying the fossils of dinosaur eggs 77 million years ago. Existence. This question has long been conclusive, and you actually thought I was asking a brain teaser?"
I chuckled and said no more. Tian Song and Zhou Guangzhi's faces flushed. They looked at each other and asked each other in a low voice what uncle I was talking about and what was Schi. However, neither of them can tell.
Speaking of it, I did want to humiliate them with a brain teaser at first, but somehow, I suddenly remembered the forgotten report in my mind. Therefore, brain teasers have become a real academic problem.
Tian Song and Zhou Guangzhi murmured for a long time. They couldn’t figure out whether what I was saying was true or false. They hummed and said, “What you said is not necessarily true. It's sealed!" (End of this chapter)