Xu Kuangjie: "Everyone is blind and poor! Are you serious?"
Zhao Quan: "Who is cheating on you?"
Xu Kuangjie: "Zhao Sigou, please stop jumping around. I'll start with you first!"
Zhao Quan: "Ah???"
Xu Kuangjie: "Yan Nian said that he would add you on WeChat and I would like to see you if I need anything!"
Zhao Quan: "Which Yan Nian?"
Xu Kuangjie: "Which Yan Nian are you talking about??"
Zhao Quan: "... It's so good. I haven't done anything. Why are you looking for me?"
Xu Kuangjie: "How do I know! I gave her your WeChat account and she will add you later. She will tell you herself!"
Gao Wei: "Tsk, that shouldn't be the case. Zhao Si is obviously the least handsome among us!"
Xu Kuangjie: "My mind is full of useless things, no wonder I can't find a wife. [Contempt] [Contempt]"
Gao Wei: "Xu Kuangjie, if you dare, say it again! [Get angry]"
Chen Shuo: "There's something wrong with Xu Kuangjie today, he's so angry! [Question mark]"
Xu Kuangjie: "We are brothers, so we take turns sleeping with Lao Jiang. I'm afraid he won't be able to think about it these days!"
Zhang Fan: "?"
Chen Shuo: "No need to take turns! I'll do it by myself. Everyone, sleep peacefully!"
Song Yikai: "Are I, I, and I considered brothers??"
Xu Kuangjie: "You are nothing, just be your assistant!"
Zhang Fan: "Damn, I didn't touch my head last time, so I'm the one sleeping with you this time!"
Zhao Quan: "Didn't the old squad leader have a partner?"
Zhang Fan: "Who said that? We are still in the ambiguous period and the relationship is not confirmed yet! [Embarrassing] [Embarrassing]"
Xu Kuangjie: "Don't change the topic, let's talk about Lao Jiang now! Everyone should be serious!"
Gao Wei: "Seriously going to sleep with me? Don't you get confused??"
Xu Kuangjie: "Ang, why don't I waste time chatting with you here?"
Chen Shuo: "That's not right. Lao Jiang has a sister-in-law. Why does he want us to sleep with him? Could it be that he wants to play..."
Xu Kuangjie: "Fuck you! Can your thoughts be any more filthy?! If Jiang Beiyuan knew that you were crooked about him, I would kill you, a feather duster, with one shot!"
Chen Shuo: "...I obviously didn't say anything. [Roll eyes] [Roll eyes]"
Xu Kuangjie's voice: "Haha, damn fat man, wherever you stick your butt out, I will know what you are going to fart!"
Zhao Quan: "So what happened to Lao Jiang??"
Xu Kuangjie: "It's okay, I just had a conflict with my wife."
High-dimensional:"… "
Chen Shuo: "Go, you didn't tell me earlier! You scared me!"
Song Yikai: "I was also shocked."
Xu Kuangjie: "Are you scared?"
Song Yikai: "I knew my boss was not looking for someone to sleep with!"
Zhang Fan: "This is all Xu Kuangjie's bad idea. Lao Jiang definitely disagrees."
Chen Shuo: "Xu Kuangjie, you are in a hurry and seek medical treatment. I am good at matters between men and women. Isn't this just a conflict? I am Lao Jiang's military advisor. You guys should stop interfering!"
Zhang Fan: "Dog-headed military advisor?"
Chen Shuo: "Damn squad leader, you deserve to be still in the ambiguous period!"
Zhang Fan: "... [beat] [beat] [beat]"
Xu Kuangjie’s voice:
"I announce that Lao Jiang's sleeping team has been officially established!"
Song Yikai: "Mr. Xu, am I considered a member of the sleeping team?"
Everything was silent.
Song Yikai: "???"
Song Yikai: "?"
Song Yikai: "Is there anyone there?"
Song Yikai: "Don't be like this, listen to me, bosses!"
Song Yikai: "Wow, I love my boss, he is my heartthrob! [Crying] [Crying]"
Song Yikai has been kicked out of the group chat by Xu Kuangjie.
Song Yikai: "..."
(End of chapter)