Facts have proved that vacations really make people feel lazy. Within a few days, Yaosen has lived a life that his parents, who were lying at home all day, hate it—fortunately, Miaomiao still doesn't hate him as a master.
Wang Yuxi was silent in the WeChat group for a few days, and it is estimated that he really went to the home of his uncle and grandmother who was disconnected from the rural area. When Yaosen opened the WeChat group one morning, he was surprised to find that Wang Yuxi had swiped the screen alone.
Wang Yuxi: Damn, I finally entered the city! !
Wang Yuxi: Is the pig in the countryside so flexible? ! The little pigs chase me as soon as I go out! !
Wang Yuxi: I was scared to death! ! !
Wang Yuxi: Does anyone listen to my complaints! ! !
Bai Yue: You are a big man who is still afraid of pigs. Don't tell anyone that you know me when you go out.
Yaosen watched in silence as Wang Yuxi and Bai Yue posted 99+ news, and then quit and posted on Weibo. As soon as he is on vacation, Weibo basically doesn't post any updates like the zombie account. Fans are urging him to post or live broadcast.
As soon as he saw the word live, Yaosen’s first reaction was not that it was time to live broadcast, but that he remembered that today is the live broadcast of Shao Han every week, and he made up his mind within 0.5 seconds to be on the trumpet tonight. Shao Han's fans brushed his presence in front of him.
Shao Han really posted a live broadcast preview on Weibo. Before the live broadcast started at night, everyone in Titans' WeChat group was in the water. The topic revolved around how fierce the geese in the countryside were raised by Wang Yuxi.
Wang Yuxi: Let me tell you that a weak chicken like Lao Bai can beat ten geese in the countryside.
Bai Yue: Goose bullying you must be because you are too short
Yaosen suddenly interrupted the discussion about the goose: I will use the trumpet to broadcast live with Shao Han, remember to watch
Wang Yuxi:...
Bai Yue: [OK]
Song Mingzhe: Good boss
Zhou Ziyu: Hmm
Yao Sen: Then you continue to talk about geese
In the evening, Yao Sen pinched Shao Han's broadcast point and used a trumpet to log in to soak his feet. Relying on Shao Han's own boyfriend would not reject him in front of millions of viewers, he directly sent him a message.
Five elements lack wood: Brother Shao, how about taking me with you today
In the live broadcast, Shao Han stared at Yaosen's trumpet, and his expression looked a little complicated and helpless. If you look closely, you can still find a trace of embarrassment and shame.
Shao Han wore a white cotton home-made compassionate shirt. The neck exposed at the round neckline was so white that Yao Sen felt a little itchy.
Shao Han hasn't agreed yet, but some of the viewers who watched the live recognized this very young brother from the five elements and lack of wood, and a large number of new fans were bewildered asking who came.
"Why is this big brother who lacks wood again?"
"I deeply suspect that this brother pinched a bit."
"If you have fun like this, don't ask Brother Shao to lead... Brother Shao, let's ignore him, can't you?"
"The lack of wood in the five elements means you want to fire, right?"
"Don't rub against our little left if you want to fire!!!"
"Did you think too much... Didn't Brother Shao all say that the five elements lack wood is his friend"
"Although I know that I am a friend of Brother Shao, I feel very disgusted. I feel that the lack of wood in the five elements is deliberate."
"No, isn't Shao brother who wants to play with whomever you want to play with?? What are you pushing?"
"Yao Sen, are you a great performer?" Wang Yuxi's voice came from Titans' group voice, "Why haven't you been beaten to death by Brother Shao?"
Bai Yue sighed: "Wow... the fans are so powerful, they are like the mothers who guard the cubs."
Yaosen confirmed that the microphone connected to the computer had been turned off, and said, "Don't worry, I won't lose the horse."
Having said that, Yao Sen abandoned his face.
Five elements lack wood: Shao’s fans and friends take more care, I am weaker and need Shao’s protection
Everyone in the group was silent for a while when they saw this sentence, and it took a long time for Wang Yuxi to say: "Yao Sen, it's winter, let me borrow your skin to keep you warm?"
Yaosen: "Reject, I am weak."
Wang Yuxi: "If you are weak, then I won't be able to bind the chicken."
Bai Yue: "No, you didn't have it."
Song Mingzhe: "Boss, you just want to be happy!"
Zhou Ziyu: "..."
Wang Yuxi: "Then our team will be renamed the Weak Men!"
Bai Yue: "Do you bear the title of beautiful man?"
Wang Yuxi: "Then change the name to a beautiful man who can't help but four men who have no power to bind chickens."
Shao Han's expression almost got out of control. He squeezed the microphone and forced himself to recover from the constantly refreshing cheekiness of the strongest boyfriend in Asia, before squeezing out a word for a long time: "Okay."
"...?"
"Brother Wu Xing Lianmu, can we not give it that way?"
"hahahahahahahahahahaha?"
"I can't bear it..."
"Don't you see Shao brother's expression management almost out of control hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"People who say that they are usually very good."
"I began to doubt the authenticity of the Five Elements Lack of Wood Brother Caiji..."
"Yes, this is the same as Xueba says that he doesn't know anything at all."
"He said this sentence means that he knows that Brother Shao is live broadcast. This is not to deliberately brush up on the sense of existence."
"Brother Lackwood, you say something, it takes too much time to type."
Five elements lack wood: No, no, my voice is not as good as your Shao brother, and it’s not hot to everyone’s ears. I will listen to Shao brother for all my actions.
After the game started, Yao Sen reduced his hit rate to a shameful 20% below. His only role was to help Shao Han install things that would affect his travel speed and may be used.
It’s not the first time to be an actor with Yao Sen. This time Shao Han is calmer, but he still can’t help wondering that it’s difficult for a person who is accustomed to conceal his usual conditioned reflexes. How can you play a rookie without flaws
Wang Yuxi: "Fuck, Brother Shao just now was arrogant!"
Bai Yue: "People are left-handed and hide quickly on the left."
Song Mingzhe: "The boss is acting like this, I want to go up and help the boss."
Wang Yuxi: "Yao Sen, you are an individual talent."
Yaosen listened to the voices of the group while playing the game while breaking his mind, just to divert his attention, lest he accidentally raise the hit rate. But at the same time, the opponents noticed that he was weaker than Shao Han, and focused firepower to hit him first. Yao Sen had to be careful not to let himself be killed.
In summary, it’s really a technical job
He was playing hard, and suddenly he heard the sound of kicking and stomping flexible short legs running on the wooden floor. Yaosen looked back and found that Miaomiao, the little white dumpling, didn't know when he ran in. He was squatting on the bed and wagging his tail, looking at the owner. He yelled happily and eagerly.
Yao Sen: "What's wrong?"
Miaomiao tilted her head and looked at her master. The snow-white fluffy hair shook his ears and screamed twice. He ran forward two steps, his tail wagging happily.
Wang Yuxi: "What?"
Yaosen: "My dog son ran in. He may be hungry. I'll go and see."
It just so happened that Shao Han and him were lying in ambush in the bunker, waiting for an opportunity to act. There was no big move. Yaosen took off the earphones and put them on the table, got up and walked towards Miaomiao. He didn't notice that the earphones knocked on the table and accidentally turned on the microphone switch. The player's voice speaker logo flashed by in the game.
Yaosen squatted** and touched Miaomiao's head: "What's the matter? Hungry?"
He picked up Miaomiao, walked to the door, put it on the side of the stairs, and said, "Go to your grandma, and she will feed you delicious food."
Yaosen turned and entered the room, returned to the table, put on the headphones again, and continued to ambush the enemy with Shao Han. Not long after, Miaomiao ran in again, this time directly to Yaosen's feet, grabbed his trousers, and bounced from side to side.
Yaosen: "Dare you want me to play with you? Miaomiao, I will play with you when Dad finishes the game, ah."
As soon as the voice fell, Yao Sen was taken aback, how did he feel as if he heard his own echo.
There was silence in the WeChat group before Wang Yuxi said quietly: "...Brother, your vest is broken into scum."
Bai Yue: "Yao Sen, did you accidentally press the microphone switch?"
Song Mingzhe's voice sounded a little ashamed: "Boss, the scene is a bit uncontrollable."
Yaosen was taken aback, and subconsciously raised his hand to touch the microphone switch on his earphone, and suddenly realized that he didn't know when the switch had been turned on. He turned his head to look at the tablet computer on the side of the table. At this moment, Shao Han's face was already covered by the overwhelming barrage.
Yaosen was silent for a long time, and finally sighed lightly.
"???"
""
"!!!!!!!!!"
"Fuck?! This voice just now?!?!?!"
"...……… Mori God?"
"It's Sen brother...?"
"The old fan confirms that it is Senshen."
"Fuck!!!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
"Wait, what's the situation now???"
"The lack of wood in the five elements is the real hammer of Senshen's trumpet."
"Sengo fell too suddenly."
"It's over. I'm pretty square now."
"I just said that the five elements are lacking in wood to make food... Sorry, I'm sorry I knelt down for you."
"Who is Seng talking to, his tone is so spoiled?"
"What did Sen just say?? What dad???"
"Where is your conscience?"
"Fucking in the sky"
"So what does it mean that Sen God pretends to be a cabbage chicken and insists that Brother Shao bring it??"
"The lack of wood in the five elements is the trumpet of Brother Sen... It makes sense."
"Brother Shao vividly explained what is called an awkward and polite smile"
The popularity of the live broadcast room has skyrocketed. If you quit and watch it now, you will find that the live broadcast platform has very efficiently changed the promotion of Shao Han's live broadcast to "Great God pretending to be a chicken?! Is it the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality?" Watch Captain Titans accidentally fall off!", hanging brightly on the homepage of the website.
"Yao Sen..." Shao Han finally opened his mouth, the corners of his mouth seemed to endure a bit of upward desire, his voice with a kind of crunchy smile, "Would you like to say hello?"
Yaosen cleared his throat, then quit the WeChat voice group chat that was emitting Wang Yuxi's frantic laughter, and said, "Good evening everyone, I am the five elements lacking wood, you can also call me Yaosen."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Brother Seng, I didn't mean to hurt you just now, it was purely because your acting was so good."
"Brother Sen, are you real Brother Sen???"
"So Brother Shao knew from the beginning to the end that this is Brother Sen's trumpet?"
"Brother Sen has the confidence to say that his voice is ugly!!! I'm angry!!!"
"In the beginning, when the five elements lacked wood and said that I was weak, I vaguely felt wrong... I knew the truth and tears fell."
"Mori God, you are really the weakest Mori God in history."
"It's still in the game now, don't get excited." Yaosen moved from the bunker to snipe the two enemies with kindness, "Since the rookie can't be the chicken, then I should be a god, Shao Han, two people at three o'clock in the west. "
Shao Han held back his smile and agreed softly.
After Yao Sen picked up the burden of his great god, the game played surprisingly fast. He wondered whether Shao Han's fans would think he was too playful, while considering whether he should build a new trumpet. .
Yaosen walked forward against the root of the wall, and was suddenly forced back by a few bullets flying in. He swiftly turned back behind the wall, glanced at the bullet hole in the wall, then looked back at the distance, and subconsciously opened his mouth and said, "Wait, Bao..."
Yaosen used his reaction ability gained from playing games for so many years and swallowed the word "Bei" immediately afterwards, and reluctantly changed his words: "... Take care of yourself, Shao Han."
"Brother Mori, why are you so spoiled?"
"Protect yourself, Xiao Zuo!!!"
"It's over. I can't take off Morizo's filter now."
"The first reaction of Seng who almost got shot was to let Brother Shao protect himself. Everyone is good."
Yaosen felt very aggrieved, thinking that it would be troublesome to start a live broadcast.
After the end of the game, Yao Senwo took a sigh of relief on the chair and decided to act first before accepting the fan bombardment. He said, "Don’t care about my trumpet, just try to be happy, you guys. Brother Shao is really nice. In addition, I didn't mean to lose the horse. I accidentally turned on the microphone, otherwise I would have to enjoy the feeling of being taken by Brother Shao for a while."
"Brother Seng, don't explain, you can't cover up the fact that you are a dramatist."
"Brother Shao actually indulges in the drama of Brother Sen so much, it makes people cry."
"Persons with poor skills are going to jump off the building."
"Mori God, I thought you were just an e-sports champion, but I didn't expect you to be an actor."
"Brother Senge, who were you talking to before?"
"My dog." Yaosen smiled, "I will introduce you to everyone another day."