What a great idea!
President Kang nodded sharply: "Let's go tonight!"
Mr. Kang planned a little and said, "Do you have any weapons at home?"
"You still need a weapon to fight a stray cat?" Xia Sheng was stunned for a moment.
"That's right, we can scare away stray cats just by frightening them."
"By the way, can you call Dad with me?"
Dad also really wants to grab the turf, yeah, what man doesn't want to grab the turf
Xia Sheng: "No,"
"It should be alright, then I will say that you like the parrot, for fear that the stray cats in the community will bully him, so let's go and support him."
Xia Sheng: "He's here and affects my performance."
Mr. Kang feels that he has been stuffed with strange dog food again. You two have been in love for so many years, you have been married and had children for more than four years, and you still need to look good.
He fell in love with someone else, and in less than a year, he lost his image.
After all, before falling in love, Mr. Kang was the image of a rich and domineering president in the eyes of others.
If he can keep this image going, he probably won't be in a relationship for no more than two months.
"Okay." President Kang said helplessly, "Then we will go together."
At night, Mr. Kang was lying on the bed and heard the murmur of the three brothers next to him.
In the past, he was always pondering a question, what are the three birds talking about every day
Now he can understand that this is all about discussing major events in the bird world, and all he has in mind are the big scenes like Game of Thrones.
Today's three birds chatted and looked at him, sometimes frying and sometimes not frying.
Mr. Kang didn't quite understand what was going on.
The child lay beside his brothers' nest and shouted, "Brother, what are you discussing today? Is it a major event in the bird world? Did stray cats fight back? Or did stray dogs and stray cats form an alliance? They are allied, if they are allied, you will suffer too much.”
Little parrot: "Gu Gu Gu?"
Eagle: "Cuckoo!"
The owl nodded: "Cuckoo!"
Mr. Kang didn't understand a word, no, it should be said that he only understood one word, goo.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Can you tell me about it? I used to manage a company and I was a big boss, so I can definitely help."
The little parrot said: "Brother boss, the No. 21 grain bucket was placed between the twenty-one and twenty-one buildings by humans. We are going to discuss the ownership of this grain bucket with the stray cats tonight."
"This grain bucket must belong to us!" Mr. Kang said immediately, he thought for a moment, the No. 21 grain bucket, this refers to the trash can
He never thought that one day he would compete with a group of stray cats for a trash can, and he actually really cares who this trash can belongs to!
Mr. Kang is even more certain that he must go to help today, this is a big event!
At 12 o'clock in the evening, as soon as the three brothers left, President Kang immediately got up.
"Dong dong dong——" Mr. Kang gently knocked on the bedroom door three times.
This is also the first time that President Kang has acted with the violent mother, and then, a person slipped out of it with a bag in his hand.
"Isn't it unarmed?" Mr. Kang whispered.
Xia Sheng opened the bag: "It's not a weapon, we need to disguise it so that it won't be recognized by the parrot."
Only then did Mr. Kang see clearly that the mother was holding a skirt, a long pale green skirt.
"When did you buy it?"
"When I was pregnant, I bought it when I saw it when I was shopping, and now I suddenly realize that you can wear it."
What can Mr. Kang say, he took the skirt without love, and went to the room to change it.
I have to say that the violent mad mother has a really good aesthetic. The simple and elegant dress is much better than the previous Hua Xianzi.
As soon as he came out, he saw that his mother took a black scarf and put it on her face, almost making a face kini.
No wonder, no wonder, she said that if the big dad went with him, it would affect her performance!
The violent mother was particularly excited: "Let's not expose that it is foreign aid for a while, and we can't make them feel that they won because of foreign aid."
When President Kang heard this, it was the same reason, and said, "When they fight, we will pretend to be passing by and scare those cats away."
"Yes." Xia Sheng was eager to try.
Sure enough, parents are not all mature, and there are times when they are very naive.
President Kang was also made a face gini by the other party, and it was not easy to see who it was now.
So, the two of them went downstairs like this, but fortunately they didn't meet anyone along the way.
At twelve o'clock in the community there was no one, but night was the time when stray cats and dogs were haunted.
The barking of stray dogs could be faintly heard, but no stray cats were encountered in this section of the road, indicating that this section of the road was still under the protection of their birds.
Mr. Kang followed behind the violent mother, and always felt that they were like assassins in a martial arts drama at the moment, going to participate in a big fight.
However, the actual situation is that between the 21st and the 20th building, it is extremely quiet, how quiet, the sensor lights in front of the 21st building are all off.
The two of them hid behind the bushes, preparing to watch first. When the war just started, they were not suitable to join, and they had to wait until the right time to join.
"Mom, let's form a team in the future, and we can come and do this often."
Xia Sheng felt that this was a good idea and nodded.
On the other side, the battlefield was silent, and Mr. Kang hesitated for a while. Just as he was about to appear, a stray cat came over and lay down at their feet without a word, and began to meow.
Mr. Kang was stunned for a moment, but fortunately, the brothers hadn't arrived on the battlefield yet, or else they would have thought they were foreign aid from the cat's bark when they saw this scene.
Just thinking of this, something seemed to be thrown from the top of my head.
Xia Sheng raised his head and saw a group of black birds, the one headed by the green bird.
Immediately afterwards, Mr. Kang felt that there were small stones being thrown, and some birds were too small to hold anything in their mouths, so he began to use biochemical weapons.
President Kang immediately left his teammates and ran: "Mom, take care of yourself, I'm going home!"
Xia Sheng was really tied up, because these birds were her son's friends, and they couldn't really make a move, so she just didn't move.
Just as Mr. Kang took a step, more birds came up.
The violent mother next to her who didn't move, saw the opportunity when her firepower was reduced, and ran away, leaving President Kang to the birds.
The little parrot cooed a few times, only to see that the flock of birds changed.
There were also a few larger birds that began to dive down.
Mr. Kang felt as if one or two other birds had used biochemical weapons, so he hurriedly shouted—
"Friends, we are friendly!"
The little parrot cooed a few times, and Kang always felt that his hair was pulled by a bird.
Mr. Kang: "Brother! Brother!" The disguise they made was so good, the little parrot really thought it was the rescue soldier invited by the cat.
As soon as my brother's voice came out,
The little parrot flew down and saw his younger brother clearly, and the group of stray cats had already run away.
Not only that, but also took away the grain in 21 grain buckets.
Clearly it was a conspiracy.
The little parrot was so angry that he stood on the bush next to him, covered his eyes with his wings, and said with some shame, "Don't hit everyone, that's my brother."
Kang Zongguang could hear the disgust from this sentence, and he wanted to cry without tears...
He didn't expect that the group of stray cats would be so thieves, they would actually use them as a cover to steer the tiger away from the mountain.
Sure enough, they are all battlefields, cruel battlefields.
Fortunately, the leader of the flock of birds is his brother, otherwise this matter is probably not over.
However, as soon as he returned to the bedroom, he heard his brother say-
"Brother, take an umbrella when you go out these two days."
"But... Brother, I'm your younger brother, and you are the leader of their birds. Do they not let me go? These subordinates are too disobedient." How can you bully the leader's younger brother
The little parrot yawned and said, "They're willing to let you go."
"But I told them that I would teach you a lesson." The little parrot has an elder brother's style: "Brother, that adult just now was my mother, right? You betrayed me again."
"Going with an umbrella, right? Good! Thank you brother for reminding me!" Mr. Kang said obediently to his big brother.