Don’t Be a Kept Man

Chapter 131: There is no such life

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Qin Mingyue is going to Shengde Building today. Before going out, she rarely asked Xiao Fengwu, with her hands behind her back, she squinted her eyes, her eyes seemed to be entangled with love, and she also hooked people without saying a word: "Would you go? go with?"

Xiao Fengwu sat under the porch, lowered his head and tickled his nails with bamboo sticks, blew his breath and ignored him. Seeing this, Qin Mingyue turned back to him from the door, stared at him, and said in a hard tone: "I have me today. play."

"Oh," Xiao Fengwu suppressed the smile in his eyes and raised his head, "I don't like listening to dramas."

He really doesn't like listening to dramas, and he always finds babbling annoying. There used to be lively things in the house, so he invited a famous troupe to sing, and he never came close.

Qin Mingyue thought that if you don't like listening to dramas, why are you always running to Shengde Building, and now I'm taking you there seriously, but you don't want it anymore, with a displeased expression on her face, she pouted: "If you don't love it, you won't love it. Who is begging for your love."

After he said that, he waved his hands and left with the wind in his sleeve robe.

Still a child.

Xiao Fengwu lay down under the porch until noon, the sun was warm on his face, comfortable and comfortable, but he always felt like a thorn in his heart, how uncomfortable it was to sit, finally he sat up, thought for a moment, and then went out to Qu Jiang Road went up, and finally stopped in front of a fortune-telling booth.

The stall owner was a man dressed as a Taoist, with a dog-skin plaster sticking to his face, a mustache, and hanging eyes. Seeing Xiao Fengwu sitting in front of him unkindly, he shook the lottery in his hand and said, "Poor Dao divination, this room is polite. , son, is it a fortune or a marriage?"

Xiao Fengwu glanced at him, and answered the question: "Can you catch ghosts?"

"This..." Bu Yibu frowned, twisted his moustache and shook his head, "It depends on what the hell it is, and what kind of harm it is."

Xiao Fengwu blinked in confusion and made a gesture: "Blue, it glows, the whole body is round, and it can spit out people's words. As for harming people... I have been feeling a loss of qi and blood recently, and my whole body is weak. Could it be that this monster has sucked its qi? "

The system thinks that whoever sucks your energy, you are not eating, you are hungry.

Every time Xiao Fengwu said a word, Bu Yibu's eyelids jumped twice, and at the end, neither of them said a word.

Bu Yibu looked at Xiao Fengwu's face, and found that it was really bloodless, his fingers were pinched randomly, and his brows were wrinkled: "Hey... I have been walking around the world for many years, but I have never seen such monsters, but I can try my best, fortune-telling. , ten copper coins once, the price of this monster catching is different, it takes half a tael of silver, if the monster is troublesome, you have to make up for it as appropriate, son, look..."

When Xiao Fengwu heard the words, he got up and walked away: "Zi Buyu is strange and confused. I am also a scholar after all, and I should not be able to believe it, and I can't believe it."

Bu Yibu hurriedly held his hand: "Hey, I think that the son's face is indescribable. The business has not yet opened today. How about giving the son a hexagram

"Indescribably expensive?"

These four words somehow touched Xiao Fengwu's nerves, making him sit back with interest: "Why is it so expensive?"

Bu Yibu said, "What do you want to measure, Young Master?"

Xiao Fengwu smiled like a smile: "I already know about the past, but I don't want to know about the future. You can count on me today."

Bu Yibu asked him to toss the copper coin six times in a row, then waved a lottery. After thinking for a moment, he said: "Two yang and four yin, the wind and the earth, the hexagrams of the wind and the earth, the drought and the lotus are the signs of the nobles supporting each other, and they are not like monsters. what."

Xiao Fengwu looked at him: "It turns out that it is such a noble law, old man, you are not sure, and I will set up your stall if you talk nonsense again."

Bu Yibu knew him, hehe smiled and said: "Why does Master Sixteen have such a great temperament, people have bad luck and good fortune, no one can have a smooth life, you have been rich and noble in the first half of your life, and you have enjoyed the glory of the sky, yes. Relying on the shadow of the ancestors, you will have to rely on yourself for the rest of your life. If your fortune is good, you will not be inferior to the past, and if you don’t live up to your expectations, you will be extremely miserable.

Xiao Fengwu squinted his eyes slightly: "What do you mean by high spirits?"

Bu Yibu raised his fingers and looked at him meaningfully: "In a single thought."

"Good thoughts are to strive for success, and evil thoughts are to die."

Xiao Fengwu's face was expressionless, and after a while he smiled again, shaking his head while laughing: "I don't know if your calculations are accurate, but it's true that I'm penniless, Bu Yibu, I'll come to you later when I get rich. Catch the monster."

When Bu Yibu heard the words, he was extremely stunned. Seeing Xiao Fengwu laughing and leaving, he responded with a "hey" sound and slammed his chest in anger.

Xiao Fengwu was wandering on the street, and seeing the smoke rising from the kitchen, he was really hungry. He had a good memory: "That... what system, come out."

A ball of blue light appeared in front of him: [Ding! Dear host, do you need any help? 】

Xiao Fengwu pointed to the restaurant above, and sitting by the window was a scholar in white who was drinking: "Hey, did you see it?"

【Ding~I saw it】

Xiao Fengwu said slowly: "The man was originally a poor scholar from Shangshui Village, but he was recruited by Wang Yuanwai as his son-in-law and married a girl from the Wang family. , This should be considered a soft meal, right?"

The system said: [calculate]

Xiao Fengwu urged again and again, and a trick came to the east: "Hurry up, hurry up and find him, why do you have to pester me."

【This kind of person can't be saved】

Xiao Fengwu said: "I can't be saved either, I'm still less than he is, how on earth are you going to get away? Humans and monsters have different paths. Over time, you will drain my popularity. There is no good result. I have been weak and sick since I was a child. , my body is not good, look at me, my face is pale, let's go toss with someone else."

[Dear, as long as you are self-reliant and support yourself by your own abilities, you will be automatically unbound through the interstellar reviewer’s judgment system~]

in addition,

[The system gentleman is not a demon, nor does it attract your popularity. If you are dizzy, I suggest you eat two more bowls of rice here.]

The street was bustling with people, and Cen San saw Xiao Fengwu sighing and sighing on the side of the road from afar, and walked up to him happily and took him by the shoulders: "Hey, hey, this is evil, I haven't seen you like this before. What a mourning look, let’s go, brother will take you upstairs for a drink.”

Seeing that it was Cen San, Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't drink his family's wine and burn your intestines."

Cen San led him upstairs forcibly: "The girls are chirping, burning intestines is enough. Who is like you, who drink green beauty every day, what's so good about plums?"

Xiao Fengwu snorted lightly, "I can't afford it now."

There were many guests on the first floor, but there was no one above. The two went straight to the private seat on the second floor and found that there was a table next door, which was blocked by a hollowed-out wooden half-screen.

"Huang also likes to listen to dramas. Fortunately, he has some old friendship with the shopkeeper of Shengde Building, otherwise he would not be able to catch up with Boss Qin. Today's song "Luo Shen" is also good, but he was short of words at a certain time. Good way."

"Master Huang is polite, and he has a small skill in carving insects. It is not a classy hall."

This voice was different from that of ordinary men. It was gentle and clear, like a piece of jade that was transparent and without edges and corners. It was not like an ordinary actor.

There seemed to be a lot of people at that table, that Huang Xie stopped, and another guest came: "I didn't know what Luoshen looked like, I saw Zhang Yudie dressed as a rare person in the world, and I never wanted to see it today. Boss Qin is the only way to know that there are people outside the world, there are days outside the world, I can't hear your voice for a day, and it's not delicious to eat."

Cen San looked out through the hollow carvings on the screen, and saw a few famous corners of Shengde Building sitting at that table, including Fan Yunfang, Xiaoxiangyu, and Qin Mingyue, with Yancheng beside them. A wealthy businessman with a head and face.

That Boss Huang was holding Qin Mingyue's hand and rubbing it, smiling and saying something.

Cen San turned around, waved to Xiao Fengwu, lowered his voice and exclaimed excitedly, "Sixteen, it's Qin Mingyue!"

Xiao Fengwu said: "Yes, you are so happy."

He sat behind the screen and saw Qin Mingyue's hand being pulled by an old man. Qin Mingyue smiled and kept persuading the other party to drink, and then pulled his hand back.

That old man hated more than flies, he was dodged several times, and he simply hugged Qin Mingyue's shoulders, with a bit of drunkenness in his words: "I heard that Boss Qin doesn't sing, but I still don't believe it. This evil, who has been on the road for many years, which friend doesn't sell a little face, and hope that Boss Qin will reward him with a thin noodles, it's good to have a chat in the house... Are you all singing like this, your waist is thinner than a wicker branch. "

Qin Mingyue's back is straight and straight, but he can still feel the embarrassment from him across the distance. The shopkeeper of Shengde Building saw his face was ugly, and he kept winking to make him bear it. Qin Mingyue's anger came up so much , and felt that the old pervert was pinching his waist, and slapped him with a backhand.

With a crisp sound, not only Mr. Huang was stunned, but everyone at the table was dumbfounded. Cen San retracted his gaze in a stunned manner, and murmured, "This little actor is really hot."

After he finished speaking, he took a deep breath and covered his face, as if he felt empathy for Mr. Huang.

Qin Mingyue has practiced her figure since she was a child. This slap made Mr. Huang's head dizzy and dizzy. He didn't recover for a long time. The table slammed violently, and the angry words could not be said clearly: "Qin... Qin Mingyue, you are crazy! Don't hurry up and pour tea to Master Huang to apologize, or do you want to sing in the future!"

"Don't sing!"

Qin Mingyue got up and kicked the stool, causing the guys below to probe their brains but didn't dare to come up, and sneered: "I'm a performer, not selling it, so I'm so desperate to panic, it's like I haven't seen a man in eight lifetimes! "

The shopkeeper was trembling with anger: "You you you..."

Xiao Xiangyu was anxious, and secretly pulled Qin Mingyue, whispering in his ear: "Don't be mad, it's not worth it."

"Little bitch!"

At this time, Mr. Huang also recovered, staring at a pair of bull's eyes, extremely fierce, covering his face with one hand, and greeting Qin Mingyue with the other, everyone exclaimed and dared not look again, but the expected The slap didn't appear, instead it was another scream from Master Huang.

It turned out that a chopstick holder flew out of nowhere and smashed his hand with a bang.

Cen San turned his head in surprise, and then saw Xiao Fengwu pick up a stool and rushed over.

He rushed over and sat down beside Qin Mingyue...

"Oh, Mr. Huang, don't be surprised, I just accidentally let go and hit you, don't be surprised."

Xiao Fengwu appeared out of nowhere, stunned everyone, only to see him uninvited, sitting on a chair without skin and face, with his legs crossed, reaching out and grabbing the melon seeds, squatting for a while, his mouth on the Apologizing, but there was no guilt on his face.

The back of Boss Huang's hand was purple, and he was sweating coldly, and his voice of hatred was sharp: "Xiao Fengwu! It turns out that you little bastard smashed me, what your business!"

"Hey, I'm not nosy. The child in the family slapped you for being disobedient. I was very angry when I was watching. I threw a chopstick holder and tried to teach him a lesson. You say, tell me, who ever thought... Who ever thought It's gone!"

Xiao Fengwu shook his head, sighed, and brushed off the melon seed shells on his robe. Then he saw Qin Mingyue standing beside him like a wooden man, staring at him in a daze, stretched out his hand and pinched his butt, and said with hatred: "You Talk about you, talk about you, I don't feel comfortable in my heart if I don't cause trouble for a day."

Qin Mingyue's pained face turned green, and it wasn't even if she didn't cover her.

Master Huang pointed at them and said, "You two, one slaps me and the other smashes me. If you don't give me an explanation, it's not over!"

When Xiao Fengwu heard the words, he pulled Qin Mingyue into his arms, let him sit on his lap, then raised his hand to pour a glass of wine, and said very perfunctorily: "That's it, move your hand first and apologize to Mr. Huang. A courtesy, it's over."

"I can't make it through!" Mr. Huang's voice was loud, and many people were crawling on the stairs to join in the fun, "This little bitch! I have to kill him!"

Qin Mingyue squinted her eyes when she heard the words, and wanted to fry her hair again: "Who are you going to kill? Get an old man to see!"

As soon as he got up, he was about to punch him again, but Xiao Fengwu held him down so he couldn't move, so he had to give up.

Xiao Fengwu's slender and jade-like fingertips slowly rubbed Qin Mingyue's side face, staring at Mr. Huang with no emotion, and then saw the bruise on his hand, his eyes narrowed with a smile: "It's a normal bruise, it's fine, a few days ago. Uncle Ri wrote a letter and sent some Yurong tongue ointment to his home, which was personally given by the emperor, it is the most suitable for treating such an injury as Mr. Huang, and it will take a while to bring it back to the mansion."

Mr. Huang was hesitant to speak, and was stunned by the phrase "gifted by the emperor".

He is not a drug dealer, and his business is mostly local in Yancheng. He is not as good as a businessman who goes to the capital all day long. He is not well-informed. Mr. Xiao Er, he is now the head of the Taiyuan Hospital. He helps the Queen in the palace to protect the dragon's fetus. I heard that it is quite appreciated. Rescue, the friendship between the two is not shallow, the medicine given by the emperor must be extraordinary, if it were me, I would be happy to be slapped ten times!"

After speaking, he persuaded: "Master Huang, don't be angry with the child, drink this glass of wine, forget it."

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the table looked at Xiao Fengwu differently. They only knew that the Xiao family had collapsed, but they also forgot that there was a second master Xiao who was far away in the capital. The broken bones are connected to the tendons, so why touch the moldy head.

After all, Mr. Huang was just a small businessman. Hearing this, he broke out in cold sweat, drank the glass of wine shiveringly, and immediately changed his tone: "stop, stop, I don't know if he is from the Sixteenth Master, so he offended Boss Qin just now. , and look at Haihan."

Xiao Fengwu laughed, hugged Qin Mingyue and kissed him, and said to him, "Look at how good-hearted Mr. Huang is, you have to change your temper."

Qin Mingyue went down the stairs and said perfunctorily, "I didn't mean it, Master Huang, don't blame me."

How dare Master Huang speak, he keeps waving his hands, and he can only admit that he is unlucky.

Seeing that no one at the table made a sound, Xiao Fengwu lightly kowtowed the wine glass in his hand, and said to Qin Mingyue with an unpredictable expression: "I never like others to touch my things, so if I touch them, I have to chop off my fingers. Remember, come to the place where these people gather to join in the fun, I have to punish you when you go back."

The shopkeeper of Shengde Building secretly complained, Qin Mingyue didn't want to go to the bureau, but he was forced to come over.

Qin Mingyue lowered her eyebrows and pleaded with her eyes: "I recognize the punishment of Master Sixteen."

Xiao Fengwu asked again, "Are you full?"

Qin Mingyue said, "I'm full."

Xiao Fengwu said, "Let's go when you're full."

After he finished speaking, he released Qin Mingyue, got up from the chair, and took him downstairs with him. Seeing this, the people watching the fun immediately dispersed. Cen San also reacted. : "Hey, hey, Sixteen! Did your second uncle really write to you and send something?"

Of course it's fake.

Xiao Fengwu stopped and looked at him calmly: "If you let me slap me, I'll tell you."

In fact, Cen San was not chasing Xiao Fengwu, but Qin Mingyue. He waved his hand with a smile when he heard the words, and then looked at Qin Mingyue who was beside him: "Boss Qin, I am your fan, Sixteen is my brother. It's also related to each other, but it's not kissing and kissing."

Qin Mingyue didn't irritate him, she was very respectful, she heard the words and smiled and handed over: "Xie Cen third master appreciates, in a few days' "The Jade Hairpin", I hope you will come to support and leave you a good one. s position."

Cen San just waited for his words, and immediately smiled with his teeth out of sight: "That feeling is good, that feeling is good!"

Xiao Fengwu couldn't see him like this, so he let out a sigh and walked straight forward. Qin Mingyue followed, with a smile on his face: "Hey, why did you go to the First Grade Building?"

Xiao Fengwu said: "I heard that the first-grade building is recruiting young guys from the hall, so I will go. Who would have expected to see Boss Qin slaughtering people and kicking the stool. It's really majestic."

Qin Mingyue's face changed when she heard the words: "The running guy? Are you going to be the running guy?!"

Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows and said, "Why not?"

Qin Mingyue snorted coldly: "Why do you say not?"

He just doesn't want Xiao Fengwu to do that kind of work to serve people. When this person is in the house, his ten fingers will not touch the spring water, and the cloud shoes under his feet may not be stained with dust several times a year. How can he do that kind of table cleaning Running errands

The first-grade building was not far from the courtyard, and the two had already arrived when they were talking. Xiao Fengwu yawned lazily, and fell asleep when he entered the room. Qin Mingyue followed, frowning, not knowing what was bothering him.

He didn't know what decision he made, and suddenly closed the window,

The door was tightly closed, then he opened the cage in the closet, and took out a small camphor wood box from the hidden compartment inside.

Qin Mingyue unlocked the lock with the key, revealing a thick pile of silver bills and some scattered gold and silver in the box, which were all his savings over the years. , gritted his teeth, sat on the edge of the bed with the box in his arms, and reached out to wake Xiao Fengwu up.

Qin Mingyue's tone was not very good: "Get up!"

Xiao Fengwu just fell asleep, hugged the pillow and sighed, sat up against the head of the bed, unable to open his eyes, and said lazily, "What are you doing?"

Qin Mingyue was bleeding from distress, put the box on his lap, turned her head and said, "You can use this money to buy and sell, whether to open a medical store or a pharmacy, it's up to you, don't mess around. What are you talking about as a hall runner!"

Xiao Fengwu didn't know whether he was woken up by the box or was next to him, his heavy eyelids opened in an instant, and he looked at the camphor wood box like a torch.

【Ding… 】

The system said weakly, probably knowing that his actions were a bit disgusting, and his momentum had gone down a bit.

[You can't take it, it violates the regulations. 】

Xiao Fengwu didn't care about it at this time, and kept his eyes on Qin Mingyue. Seeing that he was covering his heart with a painful appearance, his face was wrinkled into a ball. Did not laugh.

Xiao Fengwu tilted his head, flicked the camphor wood box with his fingers, made a dull sound, raised his eyebrows in exaggerated admiration: "Wow, can you give me a lot of money?"

Qin Mingyue didn't dare to look back, for fear that she would regret it, she gritted her teeth and said, "I'm doing business for you, I can't spare you if you dare to spend a fortune!"

Xiao Fengwu praised again and again, but didn't take it seriously: "I have all the money in my hands, you don't know how to spend it, Mingyue, you are so amazing, you have saved so much money, I underestimate you."

Qin Mingyue immediately raised her head when she heard the words, and reached out to grab the box: "No! You pay me back!"

Xiao Fengwu blocked him and shook his head disapprovingly: "Hey, how can you get back what you gave out? It's against the rules."

Qin Mingyue slammed her fist on the bed, her phoenix eyes sparkling with anger: "That's all my savings. If you dare to take random flowers, I, I, I... I can't spare you!"

Xiao Fengwu asked back, "All the savings?"

Qin Mingyue frowned: "All, all, all! I didn't keep a penny for myself! My pocket is cleaner than my face!"

Perhaps because of his anger, he swung his sleeves too far, and inadvertently jumped out a few grains of highland barley, and threw them all the way.

There was a moment of silence in the air.

Qin Mingyue was stunned, looking left and right, she really didn't understand how she was thrown out, and when she saw Xiao Fengwu looking at her with a half-smile, her pale face suddenly turned red, and she couldn't utter a single word.

Xiao Fengwu fastened the camphor wood box and put it on the low table beside him, then poured a cup of tea and asked, "You didn't leave a penny?"

Qin Mingyue scratched her neck and said, "I didn't keep a penny, but a few taels of silver."

Xiao Fengwu asked, "How many taels?"

Qin Mingyue: "Three or four taels... It may also be seven or eight taels."

Xiao Fengwu approached with his hands behind his back, his eyes swept around him, and he said slowly, "Why do I feel that, more than that."

Qin Mingyue shook her sleeves straight to the wind: "I don't believe you search, don't believe you search."

Just search.

Xiao Fengwu tugged at his belt and took off his shirt, leaving behind a white undershirt. Qin Mingyue realized that something was wrong, and took a step back subconsciously. Who ever wanted to trip over his feet and fell on the bed with a swaying waist.

Xiao Fengwu shook his head meaningfully and said, "It's daylight, Boss Qin can't wait."

Qin Mingyue said in her heart that who can't wait, she would get up after straightening her clothes. Who would have thought that Xiao Fengwu would shake his sleeves, directly bully him, and press on him, saying, "You have to do a good search inside."

Qin Mingyue sneered: "Who the hell can't wait?"

After I finished speaking, my shoulders felt cold, I grabbed the collar and didn't let go, and my eyes twitched: "I want to be on top."

Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows and nodded, lying on the bed obediently, with his clothes half open, he could see a bit of enchanting: "Let's go up, Boss Qin just come, but don't give up halfway like last time."

Qin Mingyue regretted it when she said it, so she had to bite the bullet and pulled down the curtain with her hand. After a while, she cried out in pain, and wanted to come down with red eyes.

Xiao Fengwu refused: "Isn't it going to be on top, why did you come down?"

Qin Mingyue shook her head violently, sweating all over her body: "No, no, my stomach hurts."

Xiao Fengwu put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes lazily: "Is it a stomachache or a stomachache?"

Qin Mingyue was about to cry, and her final voice trembled: "It all hurts, it all hurts, I can't do it!"

After he finished speaking, he slapped Xiao Fengwu's hand on his waist and rolled down from him.

Xiao Fengwu's white hands immediately turned red, and he snorted, "Tsk tsk tsk, Boss Qin is so majestic, fortunately he didn't slap me in the face."

Qin Mingyue was lying on the side and was only breathing, she heard the words raised her head and said, "If I were not imposing, I would have left all the bones that the old people gnawed on. In one place, I didn't let anyone touch my body."

Xiao Fengwu covered his eyes with the back of his hand and hummed.

"I know."

Qin Mingyue clutched her waist and whispered, "You know shit..."

Xiao Fengwu took down his hand, opened his eyes and said, "You look good, don't learn to speak swear words all day long."

After he finished speaking, he took the man into his arms, leaned over and tangled Qin Mingyue's tongue, and the corners of his lips rose: "Boss Qin has no life on his head in this life."