Shen Miao flattened her ears and raised her head involuntarily when she heard the words, with a puzzled look, "What did you say?"
Xie Yuzhi raised his eyes and remembered what he had done just now. He threw the book and sat up. He leaned over to him and said, "Say you're a bastard, say you're full of nonsense, and say you're worse than that quack doctor surnamed Ruan!"
Shen Miaoping laughed suddenly, a small dimple appeared on his cheek, he held Xie Yuzhi's calf and didn't let it go, only to feel that his delicate and fair skin was more delicate than a woman: "Second Master, do you know what a bastard is?"
This kind of action is very obscene, with a frivolous meaning, but it is not annoying when he does it, and when he meets those eyes that are always smiling, his soul can fly away.
The feet are a very private place, Xie Yuzhi couldn't help scolding him: "Let go!"
"Second Master has called me a bastard, bastards are used to doing ridiculous things, how can they let go?" Shen Miaoping's hand continued to go up, his palm was warm, in stark contrast to Xie Yuzhi's low temperature legs: "Or say Second Master is really afraid that I will amputate your leg..."
His face was pale and humiliated by his nonsense just now, and Xie Yuyi held down the hand that was moving between his legs, squinted his eyes and snorted: "If you are brave enough, try it and see. Whoever intercepted who was first."
Shen Miaoping would naturally only be pressed to the ground and rubbed by force, if it wasn't for Xie Yuzhi's unwillingness to force him, even ten he would not be able to restrain Xie Yuzhi.
Shen Miao said flatly, "It's not fair, I'm just a scholar with no strength, the second master has to give me a few tricks."
Xie Yuzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "Let you have twenty strokes?"
Shen Miaoping thought about who to look down on, he stretched out three fingers and shook it and said with a smile, "You don't need that many, three moves are enough."
Xie Yuzhi nodded in agreement: "Okay, don't say I bullied you then."
As soon as he finished speaking, his shoulders suddenly sank, his whole body was spinning and Shen Miaoping pressed him under him, Xie Yuzhi was about to make a move, but he stopped him: "Hey, I agreed to make three moves, this is the first move."
Xie Yuzhi pursed his lips, vaguely feeling that he had fallen into a huge trap.
Shen Miaoping slowly lifted his belt: "This is the second move..."
Xie Yuzhi covered his eyelids with the backs of his hands, and he had no face to look at.
Seeing his appearance, Shen Miaoping vaguely thought it was strange and cute, but unfortunately she was a natural bad guy and did not want to pity him, but only wanted to bully him to death.
Xie Yuzhi's lips suddenly covered with warmth, and a man's low laughter came from his ears: "This is the third move... Second Master can fight back..."
The other party licked his lips very skillfully, biting neither light nor heavy, from the lips to the Adam's apple, and then to the ear, the hot breath sprayed on the neck, stirring up the deepest turmoil in my heart.
Xie Yuzhi trembled all over, his breathing suddenly became rapid, he subconsciously catered to Shen Miaoping, like a fish that was about to die of thirst, eager to return to the water, but the other party was not as good as he wanted, so that he could not get up or down, but kept going. provocative.
"Why didn't the second master fight back?"
"Didn't the second master say that you want me to make twenty moves? Can't even stand three moves?"
Xie Yuzhi's eyes flashed bright red, trying to strangle him.
There was a faint sound of footsteps of the maid from the outside corridor, which made one's nerves become sensitive, Shen Miaoping let Xie Yuzhi sit on her lap, and gossip: "I used to read "The Nine Years of Zuo Chuan Xuangong" and I knew the word, Second Master, have you read it?"
Xie Yuzhi clings tightly to the back of his neck, his eyes are red with irritation: "You bastard, you are reading all the books..."
Shen Miaoping said in surprise, "Didn't the second master read it? Bai Rixuan..."
Xie Yuzhi covered his mouth: "Shut up!"
Shen Miaoping smiled and blinked, stretched out her tongue and licked his palm lightly, causing Xie Yuzhi to withdraw his hand: "I will now give the second master a chance to fight back, the second master will not move, then don't say that I bullied you. "
At the end of the sentence, the quilt was pulled, and the hibiscus pattern embroidered on the face of the quilt fluctuated, and the color was lustrous. At first glance, it seemed to be alive.
The two of them got married not long ago. It is reasonable to say that today they are going to see their elders and offer tea. However, there are only a few serious masters in the mansion.
Xie Yuzhi was tired and fell asleep, Shen Miaoping came out to breathe, and unknowingly walked to the Feixin Pavilion, the terrain here is relatively high, the view is quite good, looking up is the rockery and flowing water, and looking forward is the lush ancient tree, really Beautiful, the important thing is to walk two steps to the side is the warehouse...
If the window is open, you can see the piles of gold and silver jewelry, boxes of gold...
Shen Miaoping kept his eyes fixed in that direction, extremely focused and could not move away, he silently said in his heart and chatted with the system: "Have you bound many people?"
【Ding! This is confidential. 】
Shen Miaoping didn't care and continued to ask, "Then how long will you be bound in general?"
[When the host has independent survivability and passes the judgment of the interstellar reviewer, the system will automatically untie it, and the time varies. 】
Shen Miaoping finally asked what was in her heart: "Then do you think... how long you might be able to bind me?"
If you continue to be immortal, it will be a long, long time.
【It's estimated to be a long time】
Shen Miaoping asked, "How long is it exactly?"
The system slowly considered the language: [Maybe... the kind of time from life to death? 】
Her hands suddenly became cold and Shen Miao calmly poured a cup of hot tea, "Is it possible that some unexpected situation occurs and the system has to be unbound?"
[Yes... If the host dies unexpectedly, the system will automatically cancel it. 】
In other words, eat hard food or die.
No amount of hot tea could warm the gradually cold heart. Shen Miaoping was not a very good person, but he was not a bad person either. It was a good thing for him to travel to this place to get a second life, but even though he was in a wealthy family, he was not a good person. Convenience is not accounted for, gold and silver treasures, official position and power, he is really not reconciled.
Fingers crossed, it was a negotiating gesture, Shen Miao lowered her eyes and said, "I have neither knowledge about people's livelihood nor any technological inventions, the only knowledge I know is on paper, almost forgotten, you make me self-improvement. Get up, what can I do? I can't go begging, can I?"
【Ding! No, begging is also a kind of soft rice~]
Shen Miaoping: "..."
"Don't you think this condition is too harsh for me?"
【Ding! It's not harsh, since the host and the task object are in a marriage relationship, the system has discretion to relax the authority, and your food, clothing, housing, and transportation in the Hou Mansion are not included in the soft rice regulations]
Shen Miaoping's face was the same as Xie Yuzhi's sneer: "Do I want two bowls of rice from his family?"
He didn't talk for a while, he went out of the pavilion by himself, who would have thought of meeting someone at the corner of the rockery, the other party was wearing a light-colored robe, somewhat similar to Xie Yuzhi, and there was a book boy behind him, it should be the mansion The third master, Xie Pingzhi.
The two almost collided, but thanks to Shen Miaoping's quick response, she took a step back in time, and after standing firm, she apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it clearly just now."
"Where, I'm walking too fast."
Xie Pingzhi's eyes were not right, when he saw Shen Miaoping's face, he couldn't help but feel agitated, looking straight at him, unable to move his eyes, he returned to God after a long while and said, "I'm doing three things at home, my name is Pingzhi, that day also happened. I didn't look carefully, you were the second brother yesterday...
It is not easy to address a man, Shen Miaoping said with a smile, "You can call me Big Brother Shen."
He could see the promises in the eyes of the other party, and it might be funny if he changed it to the usual way, but unfortunately, I'm not in the mood today, and if I look at it carefully, the other party's appearance is not as good as Xie Yuzhi's, his figure is not as good as Xie Yuzhi's, and more It doesn't have the kind of cool and cold hook, it's really ordinary tight.
The cheap father-in-law is really miserable. There are only two sons in total, and both of them have broken sleeves.
Shen Miaoping shook her head secretly in her heart, pretending not to see the other party's expression of hesitating to speak, and left with a few polite words.
Xie Pingzhi was silent for a long time as he watched his departing back, and suddenly said to the book boy: "Father is so kind to the second brother, such a stunning beauty can also be found..."
Xie Yuzhi can give up his reputation, but he can't bear it. The possibility of his son inheriting the title is very slim. If the name of Duanxiu is passed on, there is really no hope.
You can't have both, it's hard to answer this, and the book boy lowered his head, thinking that he was just a mute.
When Shen Miaoping went back, Xie Yuzhi was already awake and was sitting cross-legged on the red sandalwood chair behind the desk quietly in a trance, he was just a new recruit, maybe he had tossed hard just now, his face was still a little morbidly pale, and his eyes became more and more obvious. Black as ink.
It was rare for Shen Miaoping to have such a conscience, he walked up to sit with him, straightened his sleeves and asked, "What's the matter, you are sluggish, did you feel ashamed that you lost to me just now?"
When Xie Yuzhi heard the words, he secretly hooked the corner of his mouth, sighed softly, and said slowly, "Father just came back."
Shen Miao raised her eyebrows, so what
"After the San Dynasty, the emperor called him to discuss matters in private. After his father returned to the mansion, he told you to go to Dianyun Pavilion to find him." Xie Yuzhi tapped his chest and finally concluded: "You are going to be out of luck."
Obviously, the emperor asked Changguo to issue a notice, and your son-in-law cheated in the imperial examination, so get rid of him.
Shen Miaoping blinked quickly and suddenly felt some toothache, he asked Xie Yuzhi, "Are you going with me too?"
Xie Yuzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't go, my father only let you go, but he didn't let me go."
Shen Miaoping fell into silence immediately.
A faint smile flashed in Xie Yuzhi's eyes, and he comforted him carelessly: "Although my father was born in the military, he is not strict in private, and you can't die."
Shen Miaoping was not frightened by him: "No, no, Miaoping is not a person who is greedy for life and fear of death, but if your majesty loses my fame and father-in-law thinks that I am not worthy of the second master and wants to drive me out, what should I do? I am To promise or not to promise?… Forget it, let’s promise, don’t delay the future of the second master, one will be different in the future, and everyone will be happy.”
Hearing him talk more and more, Xie Yuzhi couldn't help frowning and said, "Nonsense, who said that father is going to drive you out."
Shen Miaoping ignored him and walked around the room by herself, saying, "I think it's not a crime to die, I will go back to Jinzhou in the future, buy some fields, marry a wife and spend the rest of my life, that's all, the officialdom is dark, it's really not worth it. Suitable for someone like me who is virtuous..."
Before he could finish speaking, Xie Yuzhi suddenly laughed angrily, grabbed the book on the table and smashed it directly: "You bastard, you are talking stupid things all day, you still dare to marry a wife, believe it or not I castrated you and sent you to the palace. Eunuch!"
After speaking, he sighed, stood up from his chair, and told all the information he had inquired about: "I came back with my father and the deputy chief of the imperial court, Eunuch Liu, I heard from the eldest sister that the emperor gave you one in private. The exam question, I want to test your ability, if you answer well, this position will be worthy of the name, but if you don't answer well..."
Shen Miaoping closed his eyes silently when he heard the words, with a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, he held the table and said to Xie Yuzhi, "A ruler is short, an inch is long, each time the examination questions of the imperial examination are different, and it is also a matter of luck. thing, in case I'm not good at..."
"If you're not good at it, there's nothing you can do about it. You can't get rid of your fame... But you are still my husband-in-law, Xie Yuzhi, and the second uncle of the Duke of Chang's mansion."
Xie Yuzhi looked at him: "So, are you still worried?"
Shen Miao calmed down and muttered, "I'm not worried..."
Early this morning, the civil and military officials were arguing endlessly. From the corruption of the imperial examination to the excessive power of the aristocratic family and the lack of control, and from the corruption of the officials to the lax rule of the emperor, some people angered corrupt officials, some angered the clan, and the imperial censor, all of them were People who are not afraid of death directly grabbed the emperor and compared him to Chen Guangyi, the faint-hearted emperor of the previous dynasty, saying that the emperor condoned the expansion of power of the family, allowed the officials to corrupt, and the common people still had no clothing or food, but the powerful family did not. Zhaomai singer was drunk and dreamed of death, he and Chen Guangyi were not far away, and the disaster of destroying the dynasty was just around the corner.
The emperor's face was red in the fight with them, and he was so angry that he almost raised his sword and slashed people. Then the doctor of the imperial clerk would directly slap his head to death in the hall, saying that if he died in exchange for the emperor's awakening, it would be worth a thousand dollars. The boss's momentum was pulled back.
Duke Chang is also one of the "powerful people", especially his son-in-law who became a Tanhua Lang. He was almost spat on by those old censors, and he kept asking: How did your son-in-law get into the Tanhua? Did you also bribe those corrupt officials? If you are bribed, you will be recruited from the truth, and you can be punished lightly.
Bribe his grandma for a ball!
Duke Chang slapped his chest loudly. He had never done such a sinister thing before, so he almost swore to the heavens, but the slap in the face came so fast, who would have thought that his front foot was just finished, and his back foot was hit. The emperor stayed to talk.
life...
Opposite Xie Yanping sat a middle-aged man dressed as a waiter, with a white face and no beard. The other party also had a long brocade box in his hand, containing the test questions given by His Majesty, and he had never left his hand since entering the house.
Xie Yanping stroked his beard and said with a smile, "I have already ordered someone to find Miaoping. It will take a while. Father-in-law might as well try the tea from my house."
The people who can live to this age in the palace are all human beings, Eunuch Liu smiled and bowed: "The grandfather of the country has broken the servants, and it is ashamed to be so harassing, how can we rub the tea in the house again, and wait for the flowers. It's not too late when Lang is here."
No oil and salt!
Xie Yanping only felt a sudden pain in his temples. At this moment, the voice of the maid Huang Ying came from the outside: "Master, Uncle is here."
Xie Yanping had an even more headache, and said to the outside world, "Tell him to come in."
The door curtain was lifted, Shen Miaoping walked in, calmly, he slightly cupped his hands towards Xie Yanping and said, "I have seen my father-in-law..."
After speaking, he turned his eyes to Eunuch Liu, who looked aside, with a puzzled expression: "This is..."
Eunuch Liu took the opportunity to stand up from his seat, smiling, and his voice was soft and feminine: "Our family is served by the emperor. His surname is Liu. Tanhua Lang calls our family Eunuch Liu."
Shen Miaoping suddenly realized, "It turned out to be Eunuch Liu, disrespectful and disrespectful."
Xie Yanping said: "Miaoping, today the emperor encountered some difficult things in the morning. He has a strategy to test you. He has specially sent Eunuch Liu here. You have to be careful, careful, and answering."
He was willing to be stabbed and dared to pull the emperor off his horse, he did not know anything about scriptures and historical records, the big deal was to lose his fame and be ridiculed by the world, Shen Miaoping was thick-skinned and was not afraid, he was already prepared to have zero duck eggs. It is calm and calm: "Miao Ping has a limited talent and knowledge. I'm afraid I can't help the emperor, but I would like to try my best."
"Good manners."
Eunuch Liu praised with a smile, then opened the brocade box, took out a scroll, and spread it out on the huanghuali wood table in the study: "This is a question from Your Majesty to Tanhualang."
The yellow twelve cloud-patterned jade pads have only a row of words written in mighty strokes—
Why did Emperor Yongzhao of the previous dynasty perish? What do you mean by monarch? What is a minister? What are the people
Through a piece of paper, Shen Miaoping could feel the deep doubts in the emperor's heart.
When I was in school, the teacher said that there are several points for reading comprehension.
First of all, it is obvious that the emperor wanted to see Shen Miaoping’s understanding of the previous dynasty’s destruction of the country, and then asked about the relationship between the monarch, ministers, and the common people, so the stereotypes that others have said at this time cannot be said, and the answer should not only reflect his own personality and unique opinions , but also to be more loyal to the emperor's mind.
Second, read the title carefully, perceive the content of the article as a whole, and understand the intention of the person who asked the question. Obviously, the emperor may have had deep doubts about his governance methods at present because of the fraud in the imperial examination. After a while, I must pour chicken soup for the soul to appease.
Then connect up and down, empathize, connect with life, and stand at the center.
Shen Miaoping stared at the topic for a long time, and finally lifted the pen under Eunuch Liu's expectant line of sight, and dropped an untidy word on the paper...
Shen Miaoping was not satisfied, changed a piece of paper, and then showed a circle of gauze wrapped around her right hand to Eunuch Liu: "I didn't scratch my hand very much today, I'm really sorry..."
Eunuch Liu hurriedly said: "It's nothing, Your Majesty will not blame it."
Only then did Shen Miaoping continue to write.
"With bronze as a mirror, one can correct one's clothes; with history as a mirror, one can know the ups and downs; with people as a mirror, one can understand gains and losses..."
Proper beginning of famous sayings and aphorisms can help improve the impression score and make the teacher have the desire to read.
"There are three reasons for the collapse of the previous dynasty: First, when Emperor Yongzhao's ascension to the throne was not stable, he built the Changhe Ridge Road, so that the treasury gradually became empty, and his officials plundered the people's fat and people's cream, forced labor, and a large number of fields were deserted and uncultivated, and the people's hearts have been lost. Second, at that time, the former dynasty was worried about internal and external aggression, Baiyue in the south, Huidao in the north, and even barbarians were eyeing them…”
After the devaluation is over, it's time to praise it. This is more comprehensive and well-founded.
"Emperor Yongshao is incompetent, but he cannot be dismissed. The Changhe Ridge Road opens up trade routes, connects the north and the south, and promotes economic development to a certain extent. Dajin has also benefited from it.
As for the relationship between the monarch, the minister and the common people, Shen Miaoping poured chicken soup for the soul to death.
"The one above ten thousand people is the ruler, the one under the ruler is the minister, and the one under the minister is the people. The three are closely related, and one is indispensable..."
It was because of the loss of the people's hearts in the previous dynasty that the people rose up and rebelled everywhere. It was at this time that the Great Jin Dynasty was established. Shen Miao had enough words and finally wrote a summary.
"...The ruler is the boat, and the people are the water. The water can carry the boat or capsize it. It is said that the one who wins the hearts of the people wins the world."
The calligraphy was slow to write, Shen Miaoping carefully considered every word, and after two sticks of incense, the handwriting was completed, Eunuch Liu put a roll of paper into the brocade box and said to Xie Yanping with a smile, "It's not early when you have labored Tanhualang. , our family is going back to the palace to recover their lives, the grandfather stays behind and does not send it away."
Xie Yanping was too lazy to send this old thing with a knife hidden in a smile, and directly asked the eldest mammy beside him to send the person out, Shen Miaoping also retire after seeing this.
It was already half dark outside, Shen Miaoping exited Dianyun Pavilion, but did not go back immediately, but looked left and right as if looking for someone, at this moment, a dark shadow suddenly and silently fell on the roof.
"Finished?"
Xie Yuzhi's voice suddenly sounded from behind, Shen Miaoping turned around and found that he was standing behind her with his arms and hands behind, and could not help but ask, "Where did you come from?"
Xie Yuzhi pointed to the roof with a smile: "I'm staying on it, I saw what you just wrote, it's very good."
Shen Miao said flatly, "How did you see it?" He asked again, "Have the tiles been lifted?"
What a hell of a vision.
Xie Yuzhi nodded and explained: "If you stay outside the window, your father will find out, so I went up to the roof. There should be no problem with your strategy. Your writing is really good."
Shen Miaoping couldn't hold back and squeezed his face lightly, "...Only you will feel good."
Any liberal arts student in the future can kill him in seconds.
Xie Yuzhi said sternly: "I always thought you were good."
“Oh?” Shen Miaoping lowered her voice and asked, “Which aspect? The bed room?”
Xie Yuzhi: "…"