Don’t Be a Kept Man

Chapter 68: A chicken's war

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As soon as this barrage came out, it was as if a boulder had entered the water, causing countless splashes of water.

[No no no, the point is what just happened, I just walked away, and then Li Silu screamed, a chicken jumped out of the haystack, and I couldn't go back on the live broadcast, I was stunned for a long time]

[Same, I didn't realize what just happened]

[I just wanted to say something, but I didn't see anything, and you didn't speak, I thought I accidentally closed the barrage hhh]

[Chen Yi swish just now, hit a chicken with a small stone, my mom is so handsome ah ah ah ah! ! ! That look, that temperament! ! ! I will say that he has a high-level demeanor in the deepest hiding! Whoever sprayed me just now, come out and die! 】

【Ow! Ow! Ow! I recorded the screen! Leave the address, and the sisters who need it will pick it up! ! ! 】

[Doesn't he need to lose money for killing other people's chickens? It's not a pheasant at first glance]

[I look a bit like a family member]

When the incident happened suddenly, the program team just reacted, and hurriedly sent someone to ask about the situation. Li Silu was stunned for a moment, looked at the rooster, and then looked at Chen Yi, unable to speak for a long time.

Zhao Keyi stunned and gave Chen Yi a thumbs up, shocked to the point of being speechless: "...My God, you are too good!"

Fu Xiunian was about to say something when he saw Chen Yi beckoning to him. He stepped forward without knowing why, but the other party suddenly stretched out his hand and gently arranged the hat on his sweater for him, his warm fingertips brushing his face inadvertently. By the side, the tip of the ear is red, and the heart and liver are trembling...

Then with a swish, Chen Yi took out his hat rope and tied the chicken.

Fu Xiunian: "..." He was shaking with anger.

Chen Yi used the hat rope to bundle the chicken feet together. After tying it up, he handed it to Fu Xiunian: "Come here and carry it."

Fu Xiunian didn't move, but he refused in his heart. He lowered his head and kicked the small stone beside his feet unhappily: "Why bring it back?"

Chen Yi took it for granted: "Eat, why don't you play?"

The staff of the program team came back at this time: "We asked, there is only one family raising chickens nearby. Uncle Li Desheng lost a big rooster a few days ago. He may have accidentally walked into the mountains."

The implication is that this chicken may be someone else's.

Li Silo straightened his messy wavy hair and gloated at the misfortune: "Ha, it turned out to be raised by someone else, Chen Yi, you killed someone else's chicken, don't take us with you if you want to lose money."

Chen Yidao: "Who said it died, it just passed out."

After he finished speaking, he shook the chicken in his hand vigorously. As expected, the big rooster began to flutter again, flapping its wings and clucking. Seeing this, Fu Xiunian took a step back subconsciously, but it didn't work out, causing Chen Yi The other party shoved the chicken directly into his hand.

Fu Xiunian's face stiffened, as if he was carrying a bomb: "Chen Yi, take it away, what if it pecks me?"

Chen Yi: "Swipe up on the tree, stun me, and you will pay if you swipe to death."

Zhao Keyi burst into laughter when she heard the words. She sat on the ground and couldn't get up. It was also hard to hold back her laughter while filming the PD, and the camera shook twice.

[Pfft hahahaha Chen Yi is so cute, I really like it very much]

[I also wondered why he was so kind to tidy up the hat for Xiu Xiu, and the result... Pffhahahaha I'm sorry I was laughing and convulsed, my mother thought I was sick]

[Hahaha if I were Fu Xiunian, I would be pissed, and Chen Yi would bully him again]

[Uh, I don't know what people who praise Chen Yi's cuteness think, and sure enough, the fan filter is thick enough to break the dimensional wall]

[Pfft, hahaha, inexplicably remembered yesterday when fishing for fish and he said that he was so weak and sick that he could stun a chicken from a distance with a stone]

Archie picked a basket of small mushrooms from the mountain, and when he came back, he saw everyone laughing and out of breath, and Fu Xiunian was still holding a big rooster in his hand, and was immediately confused: "Where are you from? Chicken?! There are chickens in this old forest in the deep mountains?!"

Li Silu fanned the wind with his hands, and said yin and yang strangely: "Thank you Chen Yi for this, he threw rocks around and almost killed someone's chicken."

Chen Yi disapproved, moved his neck, squinted and said, "If I really threw it, it wouldn't be just chickens that would be killed."

Chances are it's you, woman.

Li Silu instantly understood his unfinished words, his face turned green, and Archie quickly smoothed out: "Okay, go back quickly, I just picked some mushrooms, enough to cook a dish."

When everyone heard the words, they went back to the house. Fu Xiunian felt the most uncomfortable. This rooster weighed a lot and had long wings. When it was fanned, it hurt when it hit people's hands.

Seeing this, Chen Yi moved his right hand slightly, and a pebble shot out quickly with dark energy. The rooster croaked softly, and soon lowered its neck softly.

The barrage flashed frantically in an instant.

[Ah, ah, did you see it? Did you see it! ! Mom! ! He's at it again! ! 】

[Be good, mother sees it, don't get excited]

[This is quasi-head, amazing, I suspect that I am watching a martial arts drama]

[Killing the chicken to death is a miracle puff hahaha]

Fu Xiunian felt that the chicken in his hand suddenly stopped moving, and he shook the rope with a puzzled expression, but found that there was still no response at all, he subconsciously looked at Chen Yi, and said hesitantly, "... the chicken seems to be dead, it's up to you. Count me?"

Chen Yi used the action of eating candy to hide the mischievous arc of the corner of his mouth, and then said boringly: "Whoever dies in his hands is who, and whoever dies in your hands is yours."

Fu Xiunian whispered, "But I saw you secretly hitting it with a stone just now."

Chen Yi: "..."

The vegetables are ready, but the rice has not arrived yet. Archie plans to return the chicken to the old man first, and then go back to the village house to bring the fish to exchange food with the villagers. But he was in trouble, without him, because the chicken in Fu Xiunian's hand hadn't woken up yet, and it looked the same as dead.

Fu Xiunian looked at Chen Yi calmly: "What should I do?"

Chen Yi fell into deep thought when he heard the words, and just when everyone thought he would come up with some good solution, he only heard him say: "...How about we go back and stew it."

Zhao Keyi excitedly clapped his hands, and followed suit: "Okay, okay, chicken stewed with mushrooms!!"

To be honest, Archie was a little moved, but Li Silu didn't want to let go of this opportunity to find fault, and went forward to grab the chicken from Fu Xiunian's hand, and handed it to Chen Yidao with a smile: "It's not easy for rural people to make money. , the trouble you caused, you can solve it yourself, don't drag everyone down, you can ask the old man to explain, we will wait for you outside."

Fu Xiunian glanced slightly at the words: "Chen Yi didn't know beforehand that someone else raised it. This chicken was still alive when it got into my hands. I also have a responsibility. I really can't wait for the show to finish. We will compensate the old man in private."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to take the chicken back, but Chen Yi took the chicken away one step ahead of him. It seemed that he was going to admit his mistake. Fu Xiunian quickly grabbed him and said, "What do you want to say when you pass?"

Chen Yi's vicious tongue, don't fight with others after the past.

"Master, I found the body of your chicken, do you want it?"

"What if the family doesn't want it?"

"Then we'll take it back and eat it by ourselves."

It was originally a very serious atmosphere, but when Zhao Keyi and Aqi heard the words, they slumped to the ground with laughter. Taking advantage of Fu Xiunian's stunned neutrality, Chen Yi walked over with a chicken stride and knocked on the door of the old man.

Fu Xiunian and Archie quickly followed after seeing this.

The wooden door opened with a creak, and a rickety old man in a white vest walked out. The other party was stunned for a while when he saw Chen Yi, thinking that the young man was very handsome, and he had never seen it before: "What's the matter, you asked me for something. What's the matter?"

For some reason, the chicken in Chen Yi's hand fluttered its wings strangely again. He pointed to the chicken pen in the yard and said, "Master, it's yours, right? We found it when we entered the woods, especially for you. delivered."

Hearing the words, the old man looked at the chicken carefully, and was finally amused: "Oh, it's really my family's, I let it out a few days ago to disperse the wind, but I was chased by the big yellow dog and chased into the woods. Well, I didn't dare to look for it, boy, thank you, thanks to you, I have raised this chicken for several years, and it is quite affectionate."

The old man put the chicken in the pen and wanted Chen Yi to go in for a cup of tea, but Chen Yi politely refused, holding onto the door and said, "Master, do you want to eat fish, we have no food at home, we will exchange fish for you for some rice. Enough for one meal."

There are not many people in the countryside, but the food is the most. The uncle's family seems to be relatively wealthy. He patted Chen Yi's arm and said, "You young generation, why don't you have any food at home, wait, I'll give you some. "

After he went into the house and put some rice in a plastic bag, he kept asking him if he had enough. Archie hurriedly said, "Enough is enough, thank you, we will bring you the fish in a while."

The uncle waved his hand when he heard the words, with a simple appearance: "Hey, no fish, I'm old, I'm afraid of thorns, I don't have much rice, it's worthless, let's go, it's almost noon, don't be hungry."

Chen Yi not only returned the chicken successfully, but also successfully asked for a small bag of rice, which was unexpected by the audience. Li Silu glanced into the plastic bag and said in disgust, "Why are you giving us so much rice, enough for us to eat? ?"

When Chen Yi exchanged rice, he only said that there was enough for one meal. He deliberately didn't mention how many people. When the old man saw the three of them, he subconsciously thought that there were only three people, and the meal was only given to three people.

[Oh, I'm going, doesn't this woman know that every grain is hard, let's eat x and go]

[The old man doesn't owe her anything. My grandma is the farmer. Although life is better now, it doesn't mean that food is not expensive. 】

[Chen Yi hates her! 】

[Chen Yi, hurry up on her! Damn, I'm so pissed, I can't wait to slap her directly in front of me]

[I have a hunch that Chen Yi will definitely hate her]

Chen Yi squinted his eyes, but he didn't smile, but he really said: "Four people should be enough, five people may not be enough, you just save your food and give us, just lose weight."

Li Silu had expected this early, and lowered his eyes and brushed his fingernails: "I'm too physically exhausted today, I can't support it, Chen Yi, you helped the old man, just ask him for some more rice, he will not give it. of."

Chen Yi: "If you consume too much, I suggest you go back and sleep."

Li Silu was taken aback: "Why?"

Chen Yi: "I won't be hungry if I fall asleep."