Don’t Be a Kept Man

Chapter 88: You are my coveted candy

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Adults have developed a fixed mindset, and it is difficult to change their habits for a while. Ordinary people should be thankful that they don’t fall into a dog and eat shit for the first time.

When it was Chen Yi's turn, there were still many tourists watching to join in the fun. I saw him riding on the car, and the direction was only slightly deflected for a moment, but he quickly corrected it and rode in a straight line on the ground. past.

"good!"

There was a burst of applause from the onlookers, and Fu Xiunian also applauded. The stall owner didn't seem to expect that Chen Yi would actually be able to ride over, so he reluctantly gave him a crumpled one hundred yuan. His attitude was not very good. , and then continued to use the horn to attract customers: "Everyone has seen it, this young man just rode past, he is not deceived, five yuan becomes one hundred, my car has no mechanism at all, as long as the limbs are flexible, it is very good. Ride over soon."

With Chen Yi as an example, many people were instigated by the stall owner and stepped forward to try it out. Fu Xiunian thought they should leave, but Chen Yi went to the back of the crowd to line up again. It seemed that he planned to do it again. , Fu Xiunian touched his shoulder and asked with a smile, "Hey, what if the lady boss wants to drive you away later?"

Chen Yi squinted: "Fall to the ground and corrupt her to death."

After Chen Yi finished speaking, he went up and rode again. The proprietress obviously recognized him, his face was very ugly, and after handing him a hundred dollars rudely, he raised his horn and said: "Those who have successfully passed the level can only try once, only If you can try it once, everyone can walk by and take a look..."

Chen Yi got cheap and behaved well, so he deliberately asked her: "Boss, how many times can you try if you don't succeed?"

Fu Xiunian was afraid that he would be beaten, so he quickly pulled Chen Yi away without waiting for the stall owner to answer. There was a small shop next to it. The two went over to buy two buckets of instant noodles and two sausages. The boss probably saw someone who was following behind. The cameraman didn't dare to ask for a price, it was only a dollar or two more expensive than the outside world.

The time unknowingly approached the afternoon, and the scorching temperature subsided slightly. Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi found a secluded place with no one, and squatted on the side of the road to finish the instant noodles.

Fu Xiunian sighed faintly and said in a satisfied tone, "I'm full, so happy."

Chen Yi bought him a box of yogurt. The more he looked, the more he felt that Fu Xiunian looked like a fool. He squatted on the side of the road and looked into the distance.

Fu Xiunian: "You yourself are the source of the disease."

Chen Yi: "..."

This is a scenic area, with mountains and water, but most young people like excitement, and most of the tourists are middle-aged and elderly. There is a game booth with a ring not far away. Fu Xiunian watched it with interest for a while, and then talked about Chen Yi. "I want to play that."

Chen Yi lifted his eyelids and smiled, "You go."

Fu Xiunian said embarrassedly, "I have no money..."

Chen Yi thought that you were so crazy without money. He stood up and moved his muscles and bones. Then he pulled Fu Xiunian up and held his hand and said, "Let's go, eldest brother will take you to play with the ring."

Chen Yi is a paradox. He looks like a rambunctious person on the outside, but after being in contact for a long time, it will give people a very reassuring feeling, as if the sky is falling and there is no need to worry, Fu Xiunian follows him step by step, really like a little brother.

There are more than 30 gadgets in the stalls, each with a distance of more than half a meter. The stall owner is a famous man with a cigarette in his mouth. Ten rings of different colors.

Chen Yi looked over Fu Xiunian's shoulder, and then asked aloud, "Boss, how did you sell it?"

The man shook his pole and said gruffly, "Ten yuan for three rounds, if you buy more, you will be cheaper."

Chen Yidao: "Forty laps, one hundred yuan, can it be done?"

The stall owner is a cheerful person, and he doesn't talk nonsense when he hears it. After counting forty circles, Chen Yi paid the money, put the circle on his forearm, stretched it out to Fu Xiunian and said, "Let's play."

There was a line 1.5 meters away from the booth, and tourists had to throw rings outside the line. Fu Xiunian took ten laps, and then said to Chen Yi, "The rest is for you to play."

Chen Yi reached out and pinched his ear: "You can't catch it at all."

When he participated in "I'm From Afar" to catch fish, he saw that Fu Xiunian's right hand was not very flexible, but in games, his own happiness was the most important thing, who would really care about those gadgets on the floor.

The first few rows were filled with cheap things, and the big ones were at the back. Among them was a piece of Sun Dasheng with a 20-dollar RMB on it. Fu Xiunian seemed to have spotted that one, but unfortunately he didn't even throw nine laps. In the middle, Chen Yi walked behind him, pinched Fu Xiunian's wrist and said in a low voice, "Lower the center of gravity, don't shake your hands."

There was always a faint scent of candy on his body. It was sweet and very inconsistent with his personality. Fu Xiunian did as he said and threw the circle with Chen Yi's strength. The fluorescent green circle formed a parabola in the air. , and finally landed on the golden hoop stick in the hands of Sun Dasheng, but at this moment, another pink circle also came up.

Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi were stunned when they saw this. They followed the path and found that the ring was thrown by an old man next to them. They had already seen him here when they came, but they didn't expect to be caught in the same ring. A thing.

Logically, it was Fu Xiunian who set it up first, and it should belong to him, but as if he didn't see it, the stall owner directly gave the Sun Wukong ornament to the old man, turned his back to Fu Xiunian and the others whispered, "This is It stands to reason that things should be given to that young man, and seeing that you didn’t get a set for a long time, I’ll let you take advantage of it, take it and let’s go.”

Chen Yi's eyes were sharp, and he saw that the stall owner quietly took out the twenty dollars, but the old man didn't say anything when he saw it, and left with satisfaction with the ornaments.

Fu Xiunian suddenly restrained his smile and said to the stall owner, "We got this thing first, right?"

The stall owner sighed and said nonchalantly: "Young people, let the old people go, it's a blessing to suffer."

Chen Yi: "I wish you a blessing like the East China Sea."

He has the temperament of being able to do it and never bbw. He used to hate people on the Internet, purely because he couldn't crawl along the network cable to clean up the bunch of keyboard warriors, but in reality, some people are rough and fleshy, and it doesn't hurt to scold a few words. of.

The stall owner said directly: "If you don't play, don't play and pull it down, don't disturb my business." After speaking, he whispered a swear word greeting the eighteenth generation of ancestors in a local accent.

As soon as Chen Yi moved, Fu Xiunian hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him: "Don't pay attention to him, if the dog bites you, can you bite it back?"

Chen Yi sneered: "Take a bite? I can't kill him."

Fu Xiunian: "..."

The stall owner took out another ornament and put 20 yuan on it as usual. He didn't know how many times it was recycled. Chen Yi handed the ring on his arm to Fu Xiunian to hold it, rolled up his sleeves and said, "No way. …”

Fu Xiunian was dumbfounded: "What's wrong?"

Chen Yi: "I have to teach him to be a man."

This little trick of hooping couldn't be easier, let alone 1.5 meters away, he could be caught at 10 meters apart. Chen Yifei threw a fluorescent green ring over it, and the one in the sleeve was just right with 20 yuan in between. The renminbi ornament, the stall owner was about to get up when he saw it, but before his butt left the chair, another circle flew over and directly caught one of the most expensive Russian nesting dolls.

Stall owner: "… "

This is just the beginning. After Chen Yi is like opening a hook, he throws a shot, and as many circles as he has in his hand, he puts on as many things. After ten minutes, basically all the things on it are covered by him. Done.

At some point, a bunch of people watching the fun gathered around, and a few young men gave Chen Yi a thumbs up: "Awesome, buddy!"

The stall owner's face turned green, his chest heaved up and down, and he sat on the spot for a long time without moving. Chen Yi took the things he was wearing to the side, and the booth was immediately empty. Fu Xiunian smiled at him, and then said to the stall owner, "Boss, don't you put up something new?"

The stall owner stood up scoldingly, and waved directly to Chen Yi and the others, which meant that they would not do their business, and there were onlookers who refused to obey: "Hey, how can there be such a thing, come out to do business at your own risk, you are caught It's a pit that can't be fit, if you encounter a bad stubble, you won't do business, it's really black heart!"

The stall owner was bleeding from the heartache, and he quarreled with others directly: "I've let him finish all the fucking stuff, what business is he doing!"

After speaking, he started to pack the rucksack behind him. It seemed that he planned to close the stall. Chen Yi looked at the piles of things at his feet and asked Fu Xiunian, "Do you like it?"

Fu Xiunian looked around, and finally picked up the ornament with twenty yuan stuffed in it: "I like this."

Chen Yi seemed a little speechless, smiled and pressed the brim of his hat: "Take it if you like it."

After speaking, he turned and walked towards the stall owner. Chen Yi didn't know what he said to him, which made the stall owner a little excited, but after some discussion, he suddenly became depressed.

Fu Xiunian stood far away and couldn't see what was going on. At this moment, a female tourist next to him came up cautiously and asked tentatively, "That... are you Fu Xiunian?"

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian raised his head subconsciously, and when he got close, the female tourist dared to confirm that it was him, and immediately covered her mouth with excitement, not knowing what to do: "You are really Xiu Xiu, I'm your fan. , I was with you just now, and I didn't dare to come up for fear of disturbing you to record the program, can you sign my name for me?"

The girl took a travel brochure and a marker from her bag and handed it to him, her face full of anticipation, Fu Xiunian smiled and nodded, then when the other party almost screamed in surprise, he reached out and pressed his lips slightly , the white knuckles and the pure black mask are in stark contrast: "Shh - the show hasn't aired yet, let's keep a low profile."

The girl nodded frantically when she heard the words: "I'm so happy, I went on a trip with my grandparents today, but I didn't expect to meet you!"

Chen Yi saw Fu Xiunian talking to a little girl from afar, and thought that he had met a beautiful girl, so he walked over directly, his height and temperament were extremely oppressive.

Who knew that the girl was not afraid when she saw Chen Yi. After she was surprised, she turned around with a blushing face and jumped excitedly on the spot. After a while, she calmed down before turning around, gentle and shy Shyly said: "Chen Yi, I'm also your fan, can you sign my name for me~"

After Fu Xiunian signed his name beside him, he heard the words and said with a low cough, "Aren't you a fan of my family?"

It doesn't matter, I'm a cp fan of the two of you! ! ! ! !

The girl almost blurted out what was in her heart, but she was so hung up and held back, she covered her heart and said, "I like both of you very much!!!"

Chen Yi didn't say much, took the signed book, and dropped his name directly under Fu Xiunian's handwriting.

Is there anything more exciting than hitting a real CP

After Chen Yi and the others left, the girl held the book like a treasure, and read the signature carefully, and found that Chen Yi also drew a small heart between the names of the two people, which was instantly too sweet to suck! ! !

Time passed quietly without knowing it, and night gradually fell. Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi walked slowly around the Linjiang Lake in the middle. A little cool breeze blew on them, dispelling the scorching heat in people's hearts. Fu Xiunian didn't know why. Yes, I suddenly remembered that it was such a summer when they filmed "I'm From Afar" last year.

"Chen Yi," Fu Xiunian suddenly called out to him.

"Huh?" Chen Yi raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at him.

But Fu Xiunian didn't say anything, just reached out and held him.

Night gradually came, and there were more barbecue stalls on the street. Fu Xiunian thought that the funds were not enough. He originally planned to eat bucket instant noodles like noon, but Chen Yi went directly to buy a bunch of meat skewers and came back with a bottle in his hand. Orange juice.

Fu Xiunian was a little surprised when he saw this: "Is there any money to take the bus?"

Chen Yi snorted: "What are you afraid of, the big deal is to go back."

Fu Xiunian was no longer tangled, and Chen Yi and Chen Yi quickly wiped out the skewers. It was getting dark, and tourists were rubbing shoulders. They were either holding light sticks or night lights in their hands, and the stars gathered into an ocean.

Fu Xiunian took off his mask and let out a long sigh. He leaned on the railing and looked at the sparkling lake in the distance. He suddenly said, "Time flies by so fast. It seemed like we just met last summer."

Chen Yi didn't know what to think, so he nodded.

Fu Xiunian kicked the stone beside his feet, then touched Chen Yi's arm, squinted and asked, "How do you feel when you see me for the first time?"

That summer was hotter than in previous years, the cicadas were chirping loudly, the trees were shady, and everyone else went to wash their hands and serve their meals. Only Chen Yi leaned on the chair and closed his eyes, and then Fu Xiunian came over.

At first, he raised his eyes slightly, but Chen Yi can still remember his appearance now, better than any martial arts.

He was wearing a light gray hoodie, with handsome features and dimples when he smiled. When he stood in front of him, he blocked a large area of the scorching sun with his back, and even the ends of his hair were covered with a layer of light gold.

Chen Yi said coldly, "A bad guy."

Fu Xiunian didn't react: "What?"

Chen Yi smiled again: "Soft buns."

Anyone who is soft can be bullied, and anyone can take a bite.

If you compare the current Chen Yi with his original appearance, many people will find that he is slightly different from before. From the beginning, he was pretending to be fierce and full of spikes, and now he is easy-going and free, and his temperament has changed a little.

Similar, but not quite similar.

Fu Xiunian seemed to want to say something. Suddenly there was a loud noise in the sky. He looked up in shock, but saw fireworks burst in the night sky, scattering like shooting stars. The sound, one after another of fireworks bloomed in the night, dazzling and breath-taking.

Pedestrians stopped walking, and they all stopped to look up, enjoying the beauty of this moment. Fu Xiunian said in surprise, "Why are there so many fireworks?"

Chen Yi shook the ticket stub in his hand: "It's all written on the ticket. There is a fireworks show across the Linjiang Bridge at 7 o'clock in the evening. Didn't you watch it?"

Fu Xiunian stopped talking. He looked at the sky and the ground to watch the fireworks, but he didn't look at Chen Yi until his shoulders sank.

It was rare for the two of them to go out to play alone. Today is truly unforgettable, but for Fu Xiunian, every minute and second with him is precious.

Fu Xiunian asked back, "What do you think?"

Chen Yi was carrying a pure black travel bag on his shoulders. He put his hand in, only to hear a clattering sound of plastic, and then he took out a large bouquet of fruit candy from it like a conjuration.

It is the kind of candy that is very common in the world. It is the size of a thumb, with a fruit pattern. The plastic tube is long and thin, and a big one can be grasped in his hand, like a bunch of colorful flowers. He held it up in front of the two of them, raised his eyelids to look at him, and asked back, "So, is this unforgettable enough?"

Fu Xiunian was stupid for a moment. He looked up at Chen Yi, then looked down at Tang, then at Chen Yi, and then at Tang. It took a long time for him to react, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, like ripples on the surface of the water. The dilation, the pupils are sparkling.

Fu Xiunian narrowed his eyes with a smile, took the candy, and asked stupidly, "Where did you get the money?"

Chen Yi tilted his head and looked at him: "Oh, I went to sell a kidney."

Fu Xiunian shook the candy, the plastic bag rattled, and said with a half-smile, "You lied to me again."

Chen Yi counted for him with his fingers: "100 yuan of expenses, 12 yuan for the bus ride, 10 yuan for riding a bicycle, 26 yuan for buying instant noodles, yogurt, ham and sausage, but I earn 200 yuan for riding a bicycle, and there is still money left. Two hundred and five."

Fu Xiunian peeled off a piece of candy and stuffed it into his mouth: "Then what?"

Chen Yi continued: "It cost 100 to play the hoops, and there is still 150 left. I asked the stall owner how much these things were purchased for, and he said 300. I sold them to him for 200, plus the stuffed in the ornaments. Twenty dollars, adding up to three hundred and seven."

He said happily: "After buying sugar and skewers, there are still two hundred left."

Fu Xiunian squatted on the ground and couldn't help laughing: "Don't talk about it, you are careful to be blacklisted by major tourist attractions. Everyone pays money, and you earn a lot."

Hearing this, Chen Yi chuckled and pulled the man up, then hugged him against the backdrop of fireworks all over the sky. The sound of fireworks bursting rang in his ears. In a trance, he said something in Fu Xiunian's ear, but the camera didn't record it.

"The first time I saw you, I felt that we were not from the same world."

"The second time I saw you, I was thinking, good, soft and virtuous..."

"It's very suitable to marry home as a daughter-in-law."

Fu Xiunian is wholeheartedly good to Chen Yi, and Chen Yi can feel it. If he doesn't say it, it doesn't mean he doesn't know. It's just that he has been alone for a long time, and he is used to hiding everything in his heart.

It is not that all affection in the world will not be let down. It is actually very lucky for two people to be together.

In the summer of a year ago, Fu Xiunian also gave Chen Yi a handful of candy, bringing the purest joy to him...

After the fireworks were dazzling, only embers remained, and the surroundings began to be noisy again. This is outside the urban area, and the traffic at night is inconvenient. Chen Yi and Fu Xiunian were going to go back. They originally planned to take the bus, but the staff of the program team directly said that they could provide vehicle.

Chen Yi sat in the car, patted the rest of the money in his trouser pocket, and clicked his tongue: "I knew it would be spent."

Fu Xiunian dangled his legs on his knees, holding the candy and refused to let go: "It's a pity that you don't do business, you are a white wolf with empty gloves."

"Crush my trousers, do you have ADHD?" Chen Yi patted his leg, but Fu Xiunian didn't hold it steady and slid down. Chen Yi stretched out his hand to get his leg back, and put it on himself. on the knee.

When I got home, it was already dark at night. As a result, as soon as I got out of the elevator door, I heard a burst of crying from a distance. The door was unlocked. Ass fell to the ground.

Crying for a while, the world is silent for a moment.

The child on the ground was about six or seven years old, wearing a pair of overalls, chubby and cute and tight, with a few teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes. After seeing who was "hitting" him, he wiped his tears and climbed up from the ground. : "Uncle, Dad is going to beat me, I don't want to go home, you can take me in."

After he finished speaking, he cried and cried to find Fu Xiunian.

Chen Yi was so happy, he didn't let the little fat man touch Fu Xiunian at all, he directly grabbed the cowboy sling on his back with one hand and carried the man in: "Stinky boy, did you have zero duck eggs in the exam again?"

Chen Xiaomeng was standing in the living room, her hair was messy and she had obviously experienced a "fight", she almost stomped her feet when she heard the words: "He sneaked over after school, and when you weren't at home, he came to me to open the door and just opened the door for his father. Call, this kid just threw my phone into the fish tank!"

Little Fatty is the son of Fu Xiunian's younger brother. He was naughty and mischievous at a young age. He would hide here when he got into trouble.

Chen Yi gloated: "Who told you that your phone is not waterproof."

Chen Xiaomeng shoved him angrily, only to find that there was a photographer next to him, so he retracted his hand in embarrassment, and finally rushed away with crutches: "I don't care who cares about this little brat. It's gone!"

Fu Xiunian took out two pieces of paper, squatted down and wiped the little fat man's tears: "How did you come here, where's your dad?"

The little fat man felt that the uncle Fu Xiunian had a gentle personality and liked him the most. Hearing that, he hugged him by the neck and said, "Fu Shiping has gone to a meeting, and my mother is watching a fashion show abroad. They don't care about me. I asked the driver to take me after school. sent."

Chen Yi took him away: "How old you are and cry, just sit and play by yourself."

At the end of the show, a brief reflection needs to be recorded. When Xiao Pangdun heard that Chen Yi would not drive him away, he immediately ran away.

The interviews were separate, Chen Yi was in the room, and Fu Xiunian was in the living room. None of them knew what the staff would ask. This program group was best at posing some difficult problems, challenging the bottom line of the guests step by step, and finding out their personalities. The truest character underneath.

Chen Yi's appearance is very stern. After arriving home, he unconsciously relieved his heart, and his eyebrows were lazy and tired. The hostess who interviewed him smiled and praised him: "You are very handsome, in fact, I am also your fan, you are very special. It's interesting, but since the filming of "For the Minister", it seems that I rarely see you and black fans fighting wits and courage."

Chen Yi told the truth: "Well, because I didn't have fans before, I could only curse myself. Now that I have fans, I don't need to curse myself."

The female reporter was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Actually, I prefer to understand this as a kind of growth. Compared with before, you have made great progress now, but when you are the most popular, you choose to expose yourself. A relationship has caused many people to lose their fans, do you regret it now that you think about it?"

Chen Yi shook his head slightly: "I don't regret it."

The female reporter asked, "So what about fans, do you feel guilty?"

Chen Yi thought for a while and said slowly: "Idols are actually the spiritual sustenance of fans in a certain sense. If one person regards another person as an idol, it means that there must be a certain trait in this person that attracts him and will Unconsciously chasing imitation, I hope it's not just for superficial reasons based on appearance..."