Don’t Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

Chapter 1: Runaway woman x runaway woman

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Ke Li looked at the fiery red wedding dress on her body, and wanted to cry without tears, thinking that she had worked so hard to maintain her mother's singleness for 25 years, but she was arranged to marry as soon as she came. You can also escape marriage.

"Doudou, when can I escape from marriage?" Ke Li asked impatiently.

[Host, you wrote this novel world yourself, don't you know when you should run away from marriage?]

As a system, Doudou is very helpless.

Ke Li: "..." Well, she did write this novel herself.

Ke Li is 25 years old this year. She is a dead house writer. She eats, sleeps, sleeps, eats, and eats every day. The problem is not long. In her spare time, she likes to write all kinds of brain holes as stories. Once you have a place, life is simply beautiful.

It would be better if she was not urged to marry by her mother every day.

This morning, she was dragged on a blind date by her mother Shen Qing again. The other party was a dull engineering man. After the blind date was over, she lay down on the big bed and slept, but she didn't think it would be such a festive scene when she woke up.

She wore it into the novel she wrote, and she was still an embarrassed identity - a vicious female supporting role.

Ha ha!

Not only that, but there is a system called Doudou in my mind, and it's also a love story system.

God fucking flirting with love

Ke Li really suspected that it was here to scold him. She was single for so many years, and she was still living well. What kind of love is she talking about now? Not enough sleep? Or read too many novels

Is it bad to be single

Ke Li tugged at the red wedding dress on his body boredly, and said boredly, "Doudou, when will my mother let me go back?"

[The Minister said, you can go back after you have completed a certain amount of tasks.]

System Doudou is a fluffy white dumpling. He is obviously very cute, but he is very serious when he speaks. The seriousness makes Ke Li think of his mother who is always smiling and always serious.

Now Ke Li really wants to eat, sleep and beat Doudou.

Her mother, Shen Qing, is the head of the experience and life department of the Time Administration, and can exercise many special powers. According to her mother's strange temper, if she doesn't complete the task, she may stay in the world of novels all the time.

The more Ke Li thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong. She must have been tricked. Her mother wanted her to fall in love all day long, and both men and women let her go on a blind date. Now, through the back door, she was allowed to experience life in novels and learn to fall in love

She raised her forehead and said depressedly, "How can I complete the task?"

[When the intimacy value reaches 100%.]

Intimacy value

Ke Li said: "When will the intimacy value reach 100%?"

Intimacy with whom

[Probably when the distance between you and the hostess is negative.]

When Doudou said this, there was no fluctuation in his heart, after all, it was just an obedient system.

Negative distance

As a serious web writer, Ke Li is not allowed to drive in the big environment, but his heart is already on fire, and his brain fills up with exciting boat scenes.

Of course she knew what a negative distance meant, and she was immediately embarrassed. The difficulty factor was too high, and then she said in a daze: "Why is it a female... a female lead?"

She is a straight steel tube, and the male god has always been a movie king with eight-pack abs. The system meant to ask her to fall in love with the heroine

[Because it can only be the heroine.]

Ke Li was shocked and said, "You're right?"

[That's right, before that, the novel world had been invaded by the scumbag system, and the male protagonists had become scumbags. Does the host want to lose the distance from the scumbag?]

Doudou said without blushing, but what it didn't say was that the intrusion of the scumbag system was caused by human beings, and this was specially explained by Minister Shen Qing, as for the twists and turns in it, I don't know. Probably because the host's mother wanted her daughter to bend.

Ke Li breathed a sigh of relief, and let it go.

But if it's the heroine, she can't do it. After all, she is a straight steel pipe.

Ke Li automatically ignored that he might be the one who was attacked, and confirmed again: "If I can't complete the task, I won't stay in the world of novels forever, right?"

[Your Excellency will probably ask you to choose one of the people you have a blind date with yesterday and today.]

The system mourned for its host.

The strong girl who had a blind date yesterday? And today's engineering man

Although today's society is developing rapidly, sexuality is no longer a problem, and same-sex marriages abound, but she can't be so casual and end her 25-year single life.

Ke Li can only try to convince himself to complete this task, anyway, they are just characters in the novel, learn to fall in love with the heroine or something, try reluctantly.

"Will the invasion of the scumbag system affect the original plot?"

[After the male protagonist becomes scum, there will be a butterfly effect, and some plots will change.]

Ke Li: "..."

The plot has changed, and the advantage of wearing a book is suddenly gone.

[Host, I will convey to you the plot after the invasion of the scumbag.]

As the author's mother, Ke Li, of course, knows the general situation of the world, and it is about a bloody love affair involving the family, the country and the world.

The character she is wearing now is called Ke Siqu, the daughter of Jiang Guoda General's mansion.

The main plot of the novel is the love story between the heroine Shi Jian and the male protagonist Lin Wentian. Both the male and female protagonists are from Jiang Guo's neighboring country, the Guo Kingdom. At present, the two countries are friendly and there is no war.

But after the novel world was invaded by the scumbag system, the later stage of the plot changed dramatically.

The male protagonist, Lin Wentian, was an orphan, and was taken in by the marshal of the country, the heroine's father, and because of his temperament and talent, coupled with the heroine's favor, the two families decided to get married, but Lin Wentian did not. Because of his self-esteem, he didn't want to have a reputation for fawning on the powerful, so he ran away from marriage on the day of marriage to pursue his ideals.

Shi Jian, who was escaping from marriage, was left behind, and Ke Squ, who was the female supporting role, also escaped marriage on the same day, and mistakenly thought that the heroine was also an escaped marriage, so she recklessly pulled the heroine to "escape marriage" together, and had a heart-to-heart relationship on the way to escape from marriage. The cherished sisterhood, but in the end, because they both like the male protagonist, they are separated.

Ke Siqu tried his best to become a veritable vicious supporting actress, and finally died tragically at the hands of the heroine.

After the male protagonist became a scum, he not only acquired the harem all the way, but also after knowing that he was a royal family left behind by Jiang Guo, he deliberately triggered a war between the two countries, causing life to be ruined. A person in the harem finally died of depression.

"Scumbag!"

Even the author's mother, Ke Li, felt that the male protagonist was a scumbag. Shi Jian was the female protagonist she personally created, a person who should be at the top of her heart, but she was treated like this by the male protagonist. She suddenly gave birth to a kind of undisciplined. Frustration of own children.

It doesn't matter whether they are in love or not, but we must abuse the scumbag, let the bear child get the punishment he deserves, and let the heroine live a peaceful and happy life.

At this point, the author's mother, Ke Li, is very considerate of the heroine's daughter.

[Host, are you going to run away from marriage?]

Doudou felt Ke Li's resentment for a long time.

"Escape, we'll find the heroine here."

The plot in the novel is when Ke Siqu decided to run away from the marriage when he was about to go to church. Although the groom was Jiang Guo's heir, the two of them were only referring to the marriage, and they didn't like it at all. Moreover, the prince's character was worrying. What's more, Ke Siqu had already secretly promised the male protagonist when he went to play in the country before.

Ke Li doesn't care about this. He just wants to meet the heroine as soon as possible and expose the true face of the scumbag as soon as possible. As for falling in love, it's not far from the development of the negative... Socialist sisterhood is almost the same.

"Doudou, do I know martial arts now?" Ke Li asked worriedly while stuffing money into his pocket.

It's risky to go around the world. Ke Siqu knows martial arts, but she doesn't.

[Host, don’t worry, even if you don’t, I will help you shield the pain.]

Ke Li: "..."

What does she want this system for

Based on his impression, Ke Li tried it out casually, and found that he was still good at martial arts.

She quickly packed up her entanglements and burdens, and before the groom came to pick him up, she sneaked away from the backyard with light work under the pretext of diarrhea. As for the rest, let them go.

Ke Li rode his horse and galloped all the way, his legs were trembling, his butt hurt so bad, he couldn't help complaining: "Doudou, why don't I just wake up with the heroine, although these two countries are neighboring countries? , but it will take a long time to run, what if I miss the heroine?"

[Host, this is a novel you wrote yourself, the journey was originally set by you, and the heroine should be outside the city by now.] Doudou is also very helpless.

Ke Li: "..."

Well, she killed herself.

They are all dressed up as vicious female supporting roles in the novel. Is there anything worse than this? Of course there is, that is, all the pots have to be honestly thrown on their heads.

When the sun was about to set, Ke Li finally saw Shi Jian and couldn't help showing an old mother's smile.

Shi Jian was dressed in red and stood tall with a sword in hand. Under the afterglow of the setting sun, her face became softer and softer, as if plated with a layer of golden light.

She and Ke Li, who escaped marriage, were dressed in almost the same way, both wearing fiery red wedding dresses, but one was hiding from her fiancé and the other was looking for her.

At the beginning, Ke Siqu saw Shi Jian like this and thought that she was also escaping marriage like himself. Out of the same illness, he dragged Shi Jian to escape marriage together, and as a result, the following series of things happened.

In the later interactions, Ke Squ accidentally knew that Shi Jian was his sweetheart's fiancée, and Shi Jian also knew that Ke Siqu was his fiancé's sweetheart. The two were at odds. Become a villainous female partner.

"Doudou, what should I do now, go directly?"

Ke Li is a little nervous now. No matter how beautiful she portrays Shi Jian in the novel, those are all illusions. Now that she has seen the face of the heroine with her own eyes, she has a feeling that her dream has come true.

After all, no matter how straight a person is, they have no resistance to beauty.

[Host, you can't be straight.] Doudou could clearly know what Ke Li was thinking and couldn't help but complain.

"Nonsense, my mother is single and invincible, and I only love my male god from beginning to end. Don't try to seduce me mentally and derail." Ke Li said seriously.

[A person with a song in his name cannot stand up straight.]

Doudou sighed, some were anxious for their host, and there were so many novel worlds left, all of which were in love with the heroine, and there would be ghosts if they didn't bend.

Ke Li: "..."

Ko Siqu's song is the third sound? !

While Ke Li was chatting with the system, he had already rushed towards the heroine on horseback according to the plot in the novel.

She was originally going to hang upside down to hook the reins, and take the heroine onto the horse by surprise, to experience the wonderful feeling of the author's mother and the heroine's daughter riding together.

But she didn't expect that when her toes hooked on the reins, her feet suddenly cramped, and she fell off the horse.

Shi Jian: "… "

Should it be accepted

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