Don’t Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

Chapter 50: Fairy Doll x Pretty Nun (15)

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I saw Wei Ming staring at him with a burning desire for knowledge, and Ke Li suddenly became embarrassed. How would she answer such a question as a baby girl

Ke Li chased away all those evil thoughts, and instantly turned into the obedient little apprentice, holding a small face and changing the subject, "Master, should you go to the abbot's lecture now?"

To be a nun in a monastery not only has to complete morning and evening classes every day, but also has class time during this period. During this time, he listens to Master Wu Nian’s sermons to achieve the effect of promoting the Buddhadharma.

Wei Ming was very persistent about what Ma Feng was, and without thinking about it, he said, "I'm not in a hurry now."

"But the abbot is in a hurry. If you don't go, she will worry about whether you have an accident. Master, you are the most outstanding bhikshuni in our monastery. You must lead by example and be an example for everyone." It would be better if it could be vulgar.

"..." Wei Ming quietly watched Ke Li add drama to herself, but she was unmoved. Today, she still had to know what Ma Feng was.

Seeing that it didn't work, Ke Li could only stick to her neck, saying that before she decided to take a vaccination.

She said seriously, "Well, I'll tell you for the time being, but you forced me, Master, you are not allowed to scold me for a while."

I didn't know that what Ke Li said next was definitely not good, so I wasn't sure if I would scold him.

Get started if necessary.

Ke Li raised her head and glanced around to make sure that there was no one else. She then stared at the water in the bucket in front of her, and said quite discreetly, "Ma Feng was actually that time, and suddenly died on the bed."

"Hmm." Weiming didn't quite understand it. Literally, she thought it was related to horses.

Ke Li went out of his way and didn't want his face, and said directly, "It was during the process of intercourse that he suddenly died on the bed, do you understand?"

If she doesn't understand, she will have to test it herself.

Unknown "..." I understand.

I am afraid that this kind of thing will have a shadow, and my future sexual life will be lost, Ke Li added, "But normal people rarely have this kind of thing happen, as long as you exercise regularly, do a good job before you start. With a certain amount of preparation, and in the right environment, with the right posture, the wind will rarely happen right away."

Therefore, you must not seek stimulation indiscriminately, do not swipe casually, and do not drive fatigued.

"..." Although the whole paragraph has a feeling of popular science, Wei Ming still thinks that Ke Li is too indecent, so indecent that people can't look directly at him, and it's too dangerous to let such a person stay by his side.

The troubles of these days have made her a little helpless, and now she has a reason.

Weiming didn't seem to hear anything, so he didn't comment on all of this, and bluntly started another topic and said, "Tu Tu, why don't you go to Jingxuan's place to sleep tonight?"

She needs to be alone recently and figure out the best way to get along with Ke Li.

Ke Li was shocked "… "Why

This is the legend that you don't need it when you run out.

"You promised Yan Hu to protect Jing Xuan. She definitely needs someone to accompany her now, so you can go to her place to sleep first tonight, okay?" The sense of oppression that people see through.

It's still morning, but they are talking about Ke Li's attribution at night, how strange it is.

"Master, Uncle Jingxuan likes women."

You don't have to worry about your good apprentice

If she is eaten, it is not her who suffers.

Ke Li tried to use this to make Wei Ming change her decision. She couldn't let go of any time she spent with the heroine, although she had been seen through now.

"..." Wei Ming carefully looked at Ke Li's chubby body, with a narrow smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "The woman Jing Xuan likes, but are you a woman now?"

It's clearly just a milk baby, and he thinks about everything every day, trying to think about some messy things.

Ke Li "… "

It's too much. This is definitely a personal attack.

No matter how she says it, she is still a jade of Xiaojiabiyu, how can she not be a woman, which beauty has not yet been a child

scumbag heroine

"Let's go," Ke Li said with a dark face and turned his back, so don't blame her for going out.

Weiming thought it was funny, and suddenly remembered that Jingxuan was also a person who knew Ma Feng, and told him, "Tu Tu, remember to sleep on your own at night, you can't sleep with Jingxuan in the same bed, in case you transform in the middle of the night and scare her, After the words come back, I will definitely not let you go."

"..." scum

Ke Li continued to ignore it.

Wei Ming coaxed in a good voice, "Okay, turn around and wash your hands, then follow me to the main hall to listen to Master's sermons, just use the scriptures to wash your little head and melon seeds, so that you don't have to put some dirty things in it."

Ke Li "… "

As an adult, I know a little bit more, isn't it normal

She turned reluctantly and held out her hand.

Ke Li's little hands were chubby, Wei Ming lowered her head to carefully wash her hands, obviously there were no stains on them, but after washing it, Ke Li had the illusion that her hands were dirty, she pulled back her hands uncomfortably, "Okay. "

Compared to forcing her to drink milk, this matter is actually quite easy. She can definitely do it, and by the way, she can inquire about some things. Ke Li is almost moved to tears by his own Ah Q spirit.

After Weiming wiped those little hands clean, he took Ke Li to the main hall to listen to Master Wu Nian's lectures. When they came, they had already started to speak. The main hall was full of people, and Jing Xuan was among them, but he was a little absent-minded. .

"Master." Wei Ming held Ke Li's chubby hand and bowed his head apologetically.

Master Wu Nian looked up at Wei Ming, and then at Ke Li, who looked like a baby girl, but nodded, but didn't speak.

Wei Ming put Ke Li in place, and then found a seat to sit down. She knew what the look of Mrs. Wu Nian just now meant.

Over the past 20 years, she has been abiding by the strict rules and precepts of the monastery, and she has been with the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng every day.

The first time I was late, the first time I didn't attend the morning class

The first time is equal to countless times. She knows that she has been affected, and it is completely affected.

Fortunately, although the sea of suffering is boundless, there is still a shore.

Weiming packed up her emotions, turned her head to look at Ke Li beside her, looked at Ke Li's well-learned body, and then looked at the wooden fish in front of her, Weiming suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was just a sermon today. If it was chanting, Ke Li would appear to fall asleep as soon as he was knocked down, and he didn't know how to end it by then.

The content of the class is mainly to explain some scriptures that are usually difficult to understand, and to teach Buddhist principles. After about an hour, Master Wu Nian suddenly remembered something, got up and was about to leave, and found that there was still half an hour. shouted "Unknown."

Unclear answer, "The disciple is here."

Wu Nian Shi Taidao: "My teacher suddenly remembered that there is still something to do in the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion. Next, you will lead the junior sisters to recite the Surangama Sutra on the head of the Great Buddha."

It's unclear what "..." is really thinking about.

Ke Li "..." This is Murphy's Law.

After Wu Nian Shi Tai left, Wei Ming glanced at Ke Li silently, raised his hand and knocked on the wooden fish in front of him, and slowly read out the scriptures, followed by the voices of everyone behind him.

The sound of knocking on the wooden fish was the same, and the sound of chanting scriptures was also the same. It was a very harmonious and unified scene. Only the little wooden fish in front of Ke Li didn't make any sound. I saw her with her head lowered, her mouth pouting, and she looked like she was asleep.

It's not that Ke Li hasn't come to listen to Master Wu Nian's sermons on weekdays, but this is the first time that he has been knocked on the head in public.

Ke Li secretly said through a voice transmission, "Master, if you lighten up a little, your head will be bald."

"..." Unclear's strength was indeed a little lighter, and then he whispered, "Concentrate, don't be disrespectful to the Buddha."

She didn't pay attention for a while and opened her mouth directly. The junior sisters behind her were shocked when they heard the words. They sat upright, and the wooden fish was knocked loudly. Following the rhythm of the wooden fish, the scriptures were read even more Strong.

Let Ke Li realize what unity means strength.

When a few lazy junior sisters looked up, they found that their master sister's little apprentice was lazy again, and even openly dozed off in the hall. The senior sister was really partial and only knew how to train them.

After Weiming Jingxin knocked for half an hour, Ke Li returned to her body. However, it is not possible for anyone to sit and sleep. Although she was covered in soft flesh, she was so numb that she could not stand up, so she could only stretch out her hand. Turn to the unknown "Master."

Wei Ming stood up and hugged Ke Li into his arms, and rubbed her chubby legs that had been stiff for a long time.

Junior Sisters "… "

How can this little apprentice be like a human being? He really knows how to pinch the time. He wakes up after reading the scriptures, and now he is still pretending to be numb in his legs, winning the sympathy of their senior sister.

tsk tsk

It's really unbelievable, the sea is immeasurable, and the baby girl knows how to play tricks.

Ke Li was hugged by Weiming for a while, and her legs were no longer numb. She didn't say anything, she pretended to be still numb, and Yu Weiming kept holding it until she went to eat lunch, and then Yu Weiming led her away.

After so many days of self-cultivation, her skin has become more supple, but it is of no use. She is still a baby girl and has always had baby-like skin, so she does not need to be self-cultivating at all.

She wants to eat meat and meat

"Doudou, tell me the data for my reference."

Although the previous data are not useful, but at least I have a bottom line.

Host, the favorability value is almost 90. After all, the heroine has always loved you very much. As for the intimacy value, since you have always been parent-child interaction, even if you kissed, you didn't have any lust, so it was only more than 70.

Ke Li "… "

Spicy chicken system, parent-child interaction

She wants to be dissatisfied with that, okay

Be steady, host, I'm just a pure system. By the way, intimacy in adulthood is considered intimacy value. Come on, host, the fattest host, Doudou, will flash at the speed of light.

Ke Li "… "

Fatty is a potential stock, not to mention that she can become beautiful at night, and she doesn't care about Doudou.

After getting everything done during the day, Ke Li was sent to Jingxuan by Weiming. Weiming even called it "Junior sister, I'm going to recite the scriptures until the night today, and Tu Tu will bother my sister to take care of her."

Jingxuan's spirit was not good this day, so he stretched out his hand to take Ke Lituan's whirling body and said with a smile, "No trouble, Senior Sister, just recite the scriptures."

Ke Li "… "

Jingxuan knew that Ke Li was not a real milk doll, and also knew the purpose of her coming here, so she put her on the bed and said, "Tu Tu, you can sleep when you want, and I have to meditate for a while."

"Yeah." It was the first time that Ke Li came to someone else's room at night, and her first reaction was that there was only one bed here. She looked around and felt it was very fresh. After that, she got bored again and thought sullenly. It is impossible to recite the scriptures without knowing what she is doing now, otherwise she will definitely fall directly.

Ke Li pinched the soft flesh on his arm boredly, secretly thinking that maybe he was thinking of himself.

The more she thought about it, the happier she became, and suddenly she wanted to go back to the unknown side, but Jingxuan was still here, and she still had to use her magic power to protect Jingxuan.

She rolled her eyes and said, "Uncle Jingxuan, let me ask you a question."

Jing Xuan opened his eyes and said listlessly, "You ask."

"How did you catch up with Yan Hu?" Ke Li was lying on the bed, holding his cheeks obediently, as if he was obedient to his nephew.

As soon as Ke Li mentioned the talk, Jing Xuan suddenly regained her spirits and blushed embarrassedly. Ke Li's deceptive baby face suddenly made her want to talk.

"She was the one who chased me first," she whispered.

Ke Li stared in astonishment and said, "Wow, I knew it was like this, Uncle Master, you look so innocent, and you are usually deserted, it must be difficult. chase"

Jing Xuan "… "

As a monk, apart from having few desires and being indifferent, should one still be enthusiastic

She looked at Ke Li quietly, as if she was considering whether to tell her emotional history.

"Uncle Shi, don't look at how young I am now, in fact, I'm here to learn from the scriptures." Ke Li didn't hide his purpose, anyway, everything he should know has already been known.

"..." Jing Xuan recalled the past, her thoughts drifted away, and she slowly said, "You also know that she is a fox, a very beautiful white fox, in fact, I saw her when I was a child, it was winter, My father took the small animal up the mountain to release it, but when he came back, he brought back the injured her. I was ignorant at the time, and I mistook her for a big dog and often played with her."

Playing Ke Li's face full of curiosity, "Then you guys just played with feelings like this."

Jingxuan shook his head, and said with a sad face, "Later she was healed and ran away. Then my parents were wrongfully imprisoned. After they died, I came to Jingxin Nunnery, only to find out that she actually lived on the back mountain. , It turns out that the last time she was injured was not by the hunter, but Yaodao has been catching monsters and practicing exercises. She was targeted, and she was seriously injured. She escaped to the mountain where my father went, for my father rescued."

Ke Li listened quietly, only to hear one important point, that is, the arc of words seems to be quite powerful, although it is still not as good as that demon.

Jingxuan continued, "In the days in the nunnery, she often secretly came down the mountain to accompany me. After that, she transformed into a human figure and secretly took me to go shopping at night fairs.

"So you've been together for a long time." Ke Li suddenly saw hope. If she stayed with Weiming like this, the result would definitely not be worse than this, but she didn't want to wait any longer.

Jing Xuan shook his head and said, "No, I only recently broke through the hurdle in my heart, and that's why we are together."

I see.

Ke Li is thinking about the feasibility of using this method on the unknown body. He has a weak temperament, but he is very careful. He has a different kind of care for the people he cares about.

In fact, in order for Weiming to clearly understand the relationship between them, we must let Weiming remember that she is not a milk doll, but a normal woman.

She suddenly said, "Uncle, what do you think of my master?"

chasing

Jingxuan understood what Ke Li meant, and said, "Senior sister is different from me. She rarely leaves the monastery except for going out to do things. Things outside may be temptations or restraints for her."

Ke Li lowered his head a little dejectedly.

Jingxuan added in time, "But no one dislikes new things, and people are most receptive to new things when they are vulnerable."

Ke Li also understands this principle, but now that it is very dangerous outside, this method is not feasible, so I should focus on letting her know that her woman is beautiful.

After talking so much about chasing people, Ke Li was embarrassed and said with concern, "Uncle Jingxuan, do you know what Yan Hu is going to do?"

Jing Xuan shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Ke Li didn't give up and said, "She didn't reveal that little bit."

How else would they work together

"She said that she is not free now, and wants to be free." Of course Jing Xuan knew that this was very dangerous, and Ke Li also roughly knew what Yan Hu was doing. She had never seen that demon, and her strength was not enough. I can take care of the rear for Yan Hu, and hope that Yan Hu can solve the demon.

Once the topic gets heavy, there is no going back.

Jing Xuan has been distracted.

While thinking about how to complete the task, Ke Li also thought about how she would deal with the demon. She didn't know that besides being an immortal doll and having an old monk master who stayed in the sky, she had not opened other plug-ins.

After thinking about it, Ke Li became confused again, thinking about what she was doing, Ke Li decided to sleep in annoyance, there was only one bed, so she wisely chose to sleep sideways at the end of the bed, so that even if she became an adult, she would not be scared. Jing Xuan.

Jing Xuan was startled by her sleeping posture and said, "This is you"

Ke Li said calmly, "Master said that if I suddenly grew up, I would scare you, Uncle Master."

"Oh, then you can continue to sleep." Jing Xuan turned around and went to sleep, his body was obviously relaxed.

Ke Li "… "

Seeing that Jing Xuan was still a little nervous about her arrival.

Ke Li also fell asleep with a face full of resentment. Before going to bed, she used her consciousness to check what she was doing, and it turned out that she was chanting scriptures, but she didn't knock the wooden fish. A big move in a dream.

Before she had packed up, she was about to go to bed. Ke Li was away, so she didn't have to worry about wetting the bed. She went to the hut first, but she heard a strange noise on the way back. It seemed to be in the kitchen. This time, she was sure that there were men and women. Not a fox spirit, could it be Zhang Chao

Weiming didn't dare to rush forward, but just left secretly. Before leaving, she found that the man's voice was familiar. She was a pilgrim who often came to offer incense. She suddenly had deep doubts about everything in Jingxin Nunnery.

It is obviously a pure place of Buddhism, but I don’t know when, it has become a place where men and women love but not women and women. These things have existed since the beginning, but they have not been discovered, and they only appear now.

After Weiming returned to her room, she began to think deeply. Over the years, it is not that she has not encountered some junior sisters breaking their precepts and pulling together with pilgrims, but recently, they have encountered more obviously, and they have encountered them twice in just two days.

Weiming glanced at Jingxuan's darkened room, closed the doors and windows, climbed into bed, and before closing her eyes, she subconsciously touched the quilt beside her, and later remembered that Ke Li was not around.

Wei Ming sighed, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

This time, she had a strange dream. The dream was still on a green grass. Neither she nor Ke Li were wearing clothes. In the past, she could be said to be the ghost of Ke Li, but this time it was completely different. Ke Li was motionless, letting herself speak, this time she was her leader.

So it's her own dream

Desire is her own

Lying on the bed, Weiming began to doubt herself. Everything in the dream just now was very real. The skin was close to each other, and the warm embrace was so real. In the dream, she had the ability to think for herself, but she was still addicted to Ke Li's Body.

Wei Ming was so startled by this thought that he sat up and looked around at a loss. It was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. Usually, the sound of Ke Li's breathing always made people feel reassured, but now there is nothing.

"Amitabha." Weiming groped and got out of bed, lit a candle, sat down on the futon, and began to chant the scriptures

On the other hand, Ke Li was sleeping soundly, and suddenly heard the sound of the wooden fish beating, but found that it sounded from the top of his head.

"… "

Ke Li came to the wooden fish again, and the whole person was like being pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain. Except for sound transmission and slight jumping, he couldn't do any other strenuous exercise at all.

She voiced to Weiming, "Master, why am I here?"

This time it was the voice of an adult.

The unknown hand was still tapping on the wooden fish, and said solemnly, "I suddenly remembered that I didn't tell Jing Xuan about your glorious deeds of wetting the bed. I was afraid that you would wet the bed tomorrow, so I called you here first."

Ke Li "… "

Called her here just to watch her wet the bed

scumbag heroine