He Zhizhou... Is my aunt here? !
Shen Xi stood in the middle of the basketball court, counting the days with his fingers, yes, today is the day when her "relatives" visit! Shen Xi stomped his feet twice, how can this be done
But... He Zhizhou, a tall and cold man, actually had his period. This is really... so interesting!
How many women did this man hurt in his previous life, and God let him be a big aunt in this life! It must be too many to write down... Shen Xi stood on the basketball court like a lunatic, stomping his feet and laughing for a while, and finally ran towards the Teachers College happily covering his mouth.
The cool night breeze was blowing towards Shen Xi, Shen Xi was running on the windy tree-lined path, the slight coolness in the air carried the fragrance of summer jasmine, as if a girl gently brushed her cheek with a handkerchief. There were many shadows from the trees, and the moonlight poured down on the ground, Shen Xi was in a strange mood and wished he could fly into the sky.
Running all the way to Building No. 6 of the normal girls' dormitory, Shen Xi broke into the girls' dormitory directly, but unfortunately her vigorous figure was caught by the sharp-eyed dormitory manager, Aunt Li.
Aunt Li used to like her the most. Shen Xi pulled Aunt Li's hand with a smiling face: "Aunt Li—"
The word "aunt" in "Aunt Li" was dragged so long by Shen Xi, Li Juanhua is an honest woman, and she has never enjoyed a handsome man acting like a baby to her in her life. But she still slapped Shen Xi's hand off, and said principledly: "It's useless to be handsome!"
Shen Xi pouted, and when she was about to launch the next round of offensive, a clear female voice stopped her, she turned her head, it was He Zhizhou.
His face is so pale...
Shen Xi hurriedly pressed down the corners of his raised lips, walked over to carefully support He Zhizhou, and asked worriedly: "Why did you come down yourself..."
He Zhizhou brushed Shen Xi's hand away in disgust, and walked out of the girls' dormitory. Shen Xi quickly said hello to Aunt Li Juanhua: "Dear Aunt Li, my friend is not feeling well, I will accompany her to the hospital..."
Whoops! Kiss Aunt Li, why are boys’ mouths so sweet these days... Li Juanhua hummed a song in a turbulent mood: "Sweet honey... sweet honey..."
He Zhizhou walked in front of Shen Xi, his footsteps were so fast that Shen Xi couldn't keep up even with his long Oppa-style legs. She was in a hurry, and shouted to He Zhizhou: "Don't go so fast, be careful of bleeding..."
He Zhizhou stopped as expected.
Shen Xi chased after him, looked down at He Zhizhou, and found that his face had turned from white to blue, and his willow-leaf eyes were blazing with anger.
"When anger hits the heart, it can easily lead to dysmenorrhea." Shen Xi took He Zhizhou's hand, "Shall we not be angry?"
He Zhizhou brushed Shen Xi's hand away again, and walked forward with a sullen face.
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Tonight, He Zhizhou is doomed not to be able to sleep in the girls' dormitory, and Shen Xi has also become his full-time babysitter. He and she went to the supermarket first, Shen Xi carried a shopping basket, quickly rushed into the women's products section, squatted on the ground to choose.
Daily use, night use, pure cotton, soft, 190mm, 240mm, 340mm…
He Zhizhou followed behind Shen Xi, facing the dazzling array of products, once again he was furious, and he was about to get angry, when a heart-rending pain came from his lower abdomen as it happened.
He Zhizhou calmed down his anger, leaned on the big pillar and asked Shen Xi: "Have you made your choice?"
Shen Xi looked back at He Zhizhou, although he still spoke indifferently, she could hear the pain in his voice. This kind of male paper who has experienced dysmenorrhea has been an angel with broken wings in his previous life... Shen Xi turned around and continued to look for products suitable for He Zhizhou, and at the same time did not forget to ask for his own opinion: "Um... do you have a favorite brand?"
What does he have a favorite brand! He Zhizhou couldn't bear it any longer, he kicked Shen Xi's shopping basket directly, and Shen Xi squatted beside the shopping basket, the strong momentum knocked her down to the ground too.
Shen Xi got up very bravely, turned around in grief and indignation, and the "little man" looked at He Zhizhou full of enthusiasm: "I kindly chose a little angel for you, but you still kicked me!"
8 o'clock in the evening is the busiest time for supermarket traffic, and it is also the peak time for women to go out to shop. Such a time and place, as well as Shen Xi's sad and indignant accusation, suddenly attracted a group of onlookers.
The handsome man kindly chooses female products for his girlfriend, but his girlfriend looks impatient...
My God, is this the popular combination of "warm man" and "female" now? The aunts pointed and pointed, and Shen Xi also felt uncomfortable. She quickly selected several "Girls Series" products according to her previous favorites, and because she was worried, she threw a few more packs of "Mummy Baby" into the shopping basket.
"Enough, Shen Xi!" He Zhizhou completely pulled his face down.
Shen Xi stood up resentfully, carrying a basket and walking beside He Zhizhou. He Zhizhou snatched the basket from her hand, walked directly to the cashier, and joined the long queue.
Following behind He Zhizhou, Shen Xi suddenly remembered that there was something he forgot to buy, so he ran into the supermarket again. He Zhizhou held the basket and looked at Shen Xi who was running around, took a deep breath, and told himself: Don't get angry, don't get angry...
Shen Xi came back with a can of ginger tea and a box of warm babies, and rushed to pay at the checkout. Later, she found that the money she rushed to pay was "He Zhizhou's" money, so she rushed to carry the shopping bag again.
Since she is a man now, she should be a responsible man!
The two walked out of the supermarket and stopped a taxi again. Shen Xi opened the car door for He Zhizhou, and He Zhizhou gave her a serious look: "Shen Xi, that's enough."
All right. enough.
He Zhizhou got in the car and directly reported the name of a five-star hotel.
Shen Xi reminded him: "This hotel is very expensive."
He Zhizhou closed his eyes and ignored her.
The driver uncle couldn't bear it, so he educated Shen Xi: "You are a man, don't be so stingy!" You are so picky when you open a house, how can you chase after a flowery girlfriend! He still looks like a dog. Thinking about it, the uncle driver put on a disdainful smile.
Shen Xi sighed, and said to the uncle driver: "You don't understand..."
"I understand!" The driver uncle emphasized.
Shen Xi sighed again: "Well, you understand."
The uncle driver was satisfied, stepped on the accelerator and accelerated. Inertial conclusion, Shen Xi and He Zhizhou both leaned back, Shen Xi was alright, but He Zhizhou was in tragedy, and another "warm current" circled around the lower abdomen, flowing straight down...
He Zhizhou rubbed his temples, he felt that he would be better after death than now!
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The taxi stopped at the resplendent international chain five-star hotel, He Zhizhou said to Shen Xi: "Bring your ID card and credit card." Shen Xi opened his bag, and was about to hand over He Zhizhou's ID, but then he felt sorry, She looked at him sincerely: "I invite you."
He Zhizhou gave her a big aunt's face.
He Zhizhou opened a standard room, Shen Xi had no objection. She and He Zhizhou are both like this, and they still have to pretend to open two rooms, which is meaningless other than waste.
In room 9267, He Zhizhou went to the bathroom after entering the door, Shen Xi looked at the closed door and felt uncomfortable after realizing it. She touched her burning face and asked He Zhizhou inside: "Hi, how are you doing?"
He Zhizhou didn't answer her.
Shen Xi was really worried about He Zhizhou, she stuck to the door to guide him: "Brother He, you tear open the package first, and then see the little wings on both sides..."
"Shut up!" He Zhizhou's angry "female voice" finally came from inside.
Shen Xi could only return to the bedroom with regret. The space in the Gaoxing Hotel is huge. She wants to dance a little bit. The depression for several days made her urgently need to release. She pressed her legs to try the flexibility of this body, and finally patted her thighs: "Long enough! Enough hard!"
Shen Xi planned to try splitting a fork. Although it was a bit difficult, it should be fine if he had the skills. She stretched her limbs and did a warm-up exercise, then stretched her legs flat, and pressed her body down a little...
Suddenly, the bathroom door opened, and He Zhizhou came out with a stinky face, and asked her angrily, "Shen Xi, what are you doing?"
"Help you stretch your muscles." Shen Xi replied with a smile.
"Get up for me." He Zhizhou said. The look in his eyes was full of momentum, but his current physical condition could not support the momentum in his eyes.
Shen Xi got up from the ground, ran over to help He Zhizhou sit down on the sofa, and asked with concern: "How do you feel?"
During this journey, the most Shen Xi asked was "how do you feel", constantly reminding him of the perverted things he was going through. He Zhizhou sat down on the sofa, and gave Shen Xi a look: "Why, do you want me to write an article about my experience for you?"
You can still laugh at yourself, which shows that people are still sober. Shen Xi patted He Zhizhou's shoulder reassuringly, then brewed a cup of ginger sugar tea and brought it over: "Drink some of this, it's from the Warm Palace."
Nuan Gong... Where did he come from? A stream of Qi and blood surged up from above He Zhizhou, and a stream of hot blood poured down from below. He closed his eyes and admitted hopelessly that there really was a palace in his body now, and the reason why he was leaning on the sofa weakly at this moment was the periodic bleeding caused by the shedding of the endometrium.
He Zhizhou poured down the ginger tea in one gulp.
Seeing that he was drinking in a hurry, Shen Xi kindly said: "Slow down, be careful of choking!"
As expected, He Zhizhou choked up twice.
Shen Xi obediently tore open a piece of warm baby: "Paste this as well."
"No need." He Zhizhou refused, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Shen Xi squatted on the ground and looked at the "high-cold" He Zhizhou, and tried to persuade him with good intentions: "He Zhizhou, you have to listen to me on this matter, because I have seven or eight years of experience, so I am your senior... "
The word "Senior" made He Zhizhou irritable again, he begged Shen Xi: "Can you let me have a quiet meeting."
"Okay." Shen Xi was bored, so he made a cup of ginger tea and drank it himself. On the other side, He Zhizhou drank ginger tea and felt a little better. He opened his eyes and asked Shen Xi to give him the warm baby.
This person... is he enlightened
Shen Xi was very happy, and directly lifted He Zhizhou's clothes to help him stick them on. Suddenly one hand grabbed her, and a weak voice came to her ears at the same time: "I will do it myself."
Shen Xi suddenly felt embarrassed, she lowered her head, and saw that the hands of the man and woman were clasped together. Inexplicably, she blushed. But this is unscientific, is she just being touched by "myself"? !
The awkward air molecules kept colliding, and the invisible fireworks burst into flames. Shen Xi took a peek at He Zhizhou, he coughed lightly, and turned his head away calmly.
In the evening, He Zhizhou had to take his "sickness" to work. Shen Xi walked over to take a look, and found that there were simulated sea water, lightning, yachts, and two people on the computer screen... He Zhizhou simulated the whole process of the accident that day on the computer.
"This weekend, let's fly to Qingdao." He Zhizhou said to her.
Shen Xi said weakly: "Aren't you going to finish the big aunt first?"
He Zhizhou didn't want to talk anymore, so he turned off the phone and went to bed. Shen Xi climbed onto another bed, she glanced at He Zhizhou's motionless back, then silently turned off the light.
The room was plunged into darkness, but also quiet.
Shen Xi turned around, she was afraid of disturbing He Zhizhou, so she moved very lightly.
In fact, she was quite uncomfortable when something like this happened. Sometimes she just wants to lighten the mood, but every time she says the wrong thing...
Shen Xi lay on the pillow and rubbed her astringent eye sockets: Is it true that she is out of her mind... It's so hard to accept!
"Shen Xi, we will take our places, don't worry." Suddenly, He Zhizhou's voice came from the other side of the bed. He obviously used her voice, but there was a kind of power that penetrated into people's hearts.
Shen Xi faced the ceiling: "I... don't worry."
"That's good." He Zhizhou said again.
Shen Xi smiled twice with the corners of his mouth bent. Nights like this can be very telling. She thought of the secret she heard from the monkey yesterday, she turned around again, took He Zhizhou as a "confidant brother", and confided her thoughts: "Brother He, do you know how to verify whether a man has true love for a woman? "
Brother He... First he was a "destined person", and now he is "Brother He" again! He Zhizhou gently exhaled the depression in his chest, and replied quietly: "If the object is you, just see if the man's brain is sick."
Shen Xi held his chin: "Then do you think Lin Yutang is mentally ill?"
This man... He Zhizhou wanted to turn over, but when he thought of the word "side leakage" like a nightmare, he lay straight on the bed again. He said to Shen Xi: "How do I know, I'm not a neurologist."
Shen Xi felt depressed. Suddenly, she thought of a good idea, curled her mouth, and shared it: "I have an idea, I will tell Lin Yutang tomorrow that I am Shen Xi, and then ask him if he dares to kiss me, if he is love me so much…”
"Snapped-"
Before Shen Xi finished speaking, she felt a pain in her nose. It was He Zhizhou who threw a pack of sanitary napkins on his bedside at her.