Shen Xi was still moving his steps, observing his words and expressions by the way, with a cautious look. She knew Lin Yutang too well, the less he made a move, the more he played tricks, so that he could catch him by surprise.
Lin Yutang looked at "He Zhizhou" who kept making moves, and he had come back from being stunned. He took a deep breath and told himself to be calm. He Zhizhou is already crazy, he can't follow him.
He thought it was a cockfight and a bullfight, or boxing! Lin Yutang turned around, sat down in his seat, and left the battlefield completely.
Shen Xi glanced at Lin Yutang again, looked at himself again, and was sure that Lin Yutang would not hit him again, so he quickly stood up, waved his hands generously and said, "I planned to compete with you, since you stopped fighting, then forget it .”
After Shen Xi's words fell, the monkey quickly echoed: "That's right, peace is the most important thing!"
The strong man nodded again and again: "Yes, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, aren't they?"
The strong man said the wrong thing, Lin Yutang thumped the table, and the laptop on it jumped and made a heavy "pop". But Lin Yutang didn't say anything anymore, and started to do his own homework.
Shen Xi wrinkled his nose, went back to his seat and gnawed on the remaining half of an apple, turning into a little hamster again.
The monkey and the strong man came to the laundry room to wash their boxers. The strong man took washing powder from the monkey, and accidentally put too much, the washbasin was full of white foam, and it couldn't be washed clean.
Monkey couldn't blame the strong man for washing his underpants with the washbasin every time, so he turned his head unbearably.
"I found out that my boss wears triangle underwear recently. I asked him why he didn't wear boxer underwear. He said he wasn't used to it. He used to wear boxer underwear." An observant heart.
The monkey ignored the strong man.
The strong man "heyed" the monkey again: "Tell me, if we come out like this, will the boss and the third child fight?"
"No, it's all reconciled," said the monkey.
The strong man suddenly leaned over his head and said, "Boss's move just now was really amazing. If I were the third child, I wouldn't be able to do it." After the strong man finished speaking, he imitated the appearance of martial arts students in Peking Opera, and stood in the middle of the laundry room. Walking in a circle, it also comes with the background music of "dong dong dong dong dong" with gongs and drums.
"Dong dong dong dong dong..." Hou Zi looked at it for a while, only thinking that the boss's ability to resolve the crisis is really good. Otherwise, if the third child and the eldest child really fight, the dormitory will never be peaceful. It's not that the boss can't beat the third brother, he has learned taekwondo and swordsmanship.
Now as a man, the most important thing is not blood, but a kind of humor from the inside out, and a heart that values peace! ! !
—
Shen Xi bought a lot of apples, now she and Lin Yutang are the only ones staying in the dormitory, she is a little embarrassed. She thought that although she broke up with Lin Yutang, the relationship in the dormitory would not be frozen.
So she invited Lin Yutang to eat an apple, and kindly peeled off the apple skin.
"Please eat an apple..." Shen Xi handed the peeled apple to Lin Yutang with a sincere attitude.
Lin Yutang didn't speak, but he really wanted to ask He Zhizhou: As a rival in love, can he still have some morals
After a while, Lin Yutang still turned his head to look at the apple that was handed over. He thought of Shen Xi again: Shen Xi is the only one in this world who can cut a big apple so small... But the fact is, this apple was handed to him by He Zhizhou.
What happened recently? Could it be that he has a mental problem
Can't monkeys and strong men feel it? ! Lin Yutang lay down on the table in pain.
Shen Xi thought that Lin Yutang was embarrassed, so she put the apple on his desk, then went to the balcony to collect the dried clothes, took a shower and went to sleep.
Lin Yutang raised his head and glanced at the apple in front of his eyes. This apple could not be eaten or thrown away, and he felt even more irritable. It would be great if He Zhizhou could fight him, but he still gave him an apple.
He is going crazy!
The last love apple was eaten by a strong man. The strong man who came back saw a peeled but uneaten apple in front of Lin Yutang's table, and immediately asked Lin Yutang for it.
Lin Yutang couldn't wait, so he quickly waved for the strong man to take it away.
Before falling asleep at night, Lin Yutang lay on the bed and read Shen Xi's Weibo, Moments and personal space, all of which were her breakup announcements. The next vote of people commented, the content is almost the same, I wish her the new one not to go, and the old one not to come.
Then Shen Xi replied below - "Thank you for your blessings, I will have a new relationship soon."
Lin Yutang was about to spit out his last breath.
—
The next day, Shen Xi got up early and ran 5 kilometers, bought breakfast in the cafeteria, and happily sent it to He Zhizhou. She wondered why there were so few people along the way, thinking that today was Saturday again.
What's up on Saturday? Shen Xi thought of Ling Chaochao's debate competition.
Shen Xi called He Zhizhou from the basketball court in Building No. 6 of the dormitory. After a while, He Zhizhou walked out of the terrace. Shen Xi raised the breakfast in his hand and motioned him to come down and get it.
He Zhizhou, who just woke up, looked coldly at Shen Xi's joyous and funny expression downstairs, and he was about to get angry if he didn't get up. After a while, the mobile phone he was holding rang, and it was from Shen Xi, "What are you doing in a daze, come down and get breakfast."
She also said that he was dumbfounded... He Zhizhou took a breath of the freshest morning air to calm down his emotions.
Xia Weiye in the 636 dormitory also woke up. She saw "Shen Xi" walking out, and she was going to ask her where she was going, but recently she was a little jealous of her, so she forbears not to ask. Chen Han got up, went to the terrace to stretch her legs, and what did she see
—He Zhizhou from S University brought Shen Xi breakfast!
Chen Han returned to the dormitory with soft legs, and then said to Xia Weiye in an incredible voice: "He Zhizhou delivered breakfast to Shen Xi just now..."
"what!"
"what… "
The 636 dormitory was boiling.
—
He Zhizhou didn't expect Shen Xizhen to bring her breakfast, he planned to reprimand her, but seeing her smiling so happily, he held back.
"Don't send any more in the future."
Shen Xi knew what He Zhizhou was hesitating about, she was a little playful, but also a little cute and said to He Zhizhou: "What kind of boyfriend image do you want me to maintain, is it a cruel and talented boyfriend, a gentle and rich boyfriend, or a playful and bad-hearted boyfriend?"
He Zhizhou didn't have any other ideas, the above mentioned ones required too much IQ. He said his only request: "Just don't be too stupid."
Shen Xi assured: "It must!"
He Zhizhou sat on the stone steps of the basketball court and had breakfast. When he opened it, he found whole wheat steamed buns, black rice porridge, corn on the cob...all of which were food for beauty and weight loss. He put the food back without appetite.
On purpose!
Shen Xi reminded He Zhizhou: "Don't waste food."
He Zhizhou abruptly reminded her of her tone of voice: "Please don't say 'oh', okay?"
"Okay, okay." Shen Xi said copiously, and then her cell phone rang, no, it was He Zhizhou's cell phone that rang. She pressed the answer button, and an anxious voice came in: "Senior He, the debate competition is about to start, why don't you come to be a judge!"
Shen Xi looked at He Zhizhou.
He Zhizhou stroked his forehead, he had already forgotten about it.
Shen Xi's eyes lit up, judge? Really? ! If she was a judge, she would be able to give Ling Chaoxi a negative score... Shen Xi was so excited that he jumped down the stone steps slowly, turned back while running and said: "You have breakfast first, I will be a judge !"
"..."
He Zhizhou was so overwhelmed by Shen Xi's "enthusiasm" that he couldn't speak, but he was a little worried that something would happen to her, so he stood up and followed.
—
The National College Student Debating Competition was held in the lecture hall on the sixth floor of the largest library of S University.
Shen Xi entered the arena with the judge card given to her by the staff, she didn't go to the judge's seat right away, but walked to the debaters' team energetically, and walked around a few times inside.
Undoubtedly, Ling Chaoxi saw her, and walked over with a nice smile: "Hey, He Shen, I never thought you were a judge."
Ling Chaoxi actually knew He Zhizhou's name... Shen Xi raised his chin, looking very stylish. She accidentally caught a glimpse of the shoes Ling Chaoxi was wearing today. She had seen these shoes in the mall before, and they were discounted by more than two thousand. Lin Yutang told her before that Ling Chaoxi's family background was not very good, so she really couldn't see it at all. .
Ling Chaoxi continued to laugh, with curved eyebrows: "I'll ask God He to take care of you later."
Shen Xi looked coldly at the playful smile on Ling Chaochao's face, hehe, the beauty trick has no effect on her! Shen Xi waved his face, and said very sternly: "Ling Chaochao, since you know Lin Yutang, he should have told you about my personality. I hate unhealthy tendencies very much. The competition is a matter of competing for strength. How can you You can have the idea of applauding the critics!"
Shen Xi's voice was neither soft nor heavy, and debaters from other campuses looked at Ling Chaochao one after another.
Ling Chaoxi blushed: "He Shen, I was just joking..."
Shen Xi didn't listen to the explanation at all, and walked away. Ling Chaochao, who was suddenly cheated, could only stomp his feet.
The debate started, and the representatives of college students were impassioned. Shen Xi held his chin to relish the taste, the rating was all based on feeling. In addition to scoring, the judges also need to evaluate on the spot.
Shen Xi did not evaluate according to common sense, He Zhizhou who was sitting in the last row heard his temples jumping out.
Lin Yutang, the monkey and the strong man all came over and naturally sat down beside "Shen Meiren". Shen Meiren used to sit with Lin Yutang. Now the monkey and the strong man sitting in the middle, separating the two, were in a delicate mood.
Finally it was Ling Chao's turn.
W Technology Team VS International Foreign Language Team, Ling Chaochao belongs to W Technology Team. During the debate, Shen Xi glanced at the debate topic of Ling Chaochao's group - "Is there true friendship between men and women", tsk tsk, what kind of fate is this!
Ling Chaochao is arguing again - there is true friendship between men and women.
Shen Xi hugged her chest gracefully, and only watched Ling Chaochao for the whole match. Sitting next to her was an English teacher from S University, who was also one of the judges. She ran on and said, "He Zhizhou, are you interested in the three debates of the W Technology Team?"
Shen Xi shook her head and sighed: "No, I think there are problems with these three debates." Then she said to the English teacher, "Let me evaluate her later."
How could the English teacher refuse the handsome student's request: "No problem."
Ling Chaochao is pro-positive and eloquent, and every time he speaks, he praises the opposing side once, and then fights back hard, sluggishly. The second debate and the third debate on the opposing side were all two boys, and they looked at Ling Chaoxi differently.
After the debate was over, the judges began to score, and Shen Xi mercilessly scored the lowest score.
The monkey squatted in front of the camera to take pictures, and when he turned his head and saw the score scored by the boss, he leaned on him: "That's ruthless!"
Is the boss venting his anger on Shen Meiren? !
Like a little correspondent, the monkey sneaked back to its original seat and said to Lin Yutang, "Third brother, the boss gave your female classmate the lowest score."
Lin Yutang didn't care about this anymore, he just couldn't help but look at "Shen Xi" several times throughout the game, even though there were two seats away.
He Zhizhou, who bears the identity of "Shen Xi", propped his head on his left hand, looked very lazy, but was very irritable in his heart: Can Shen Xi be more obvious? And what she said about the debater before, every time she said a word, his temple would twitch.
Now that she has snatched the microphone again, is she going to take the opportunity to take revenge
He Zhizhou took a sip of water, calmed himself down first, then supported his head with another hand, and squinted towards Shen Xi's direction.
Shen Xi cleared his throat, and commented: "The reason why I gave such a low score is because I can't agree with the words of W Technology Team Sanbian, she said 'as long as you grasp the scale, there will be pure friendship', I don't What is the concept of knowing the scale? Let me ask you, is it considered that you have grasped the scale as long as you don’t go to bed?”
There was an uproar in the audience, and He Zhizhou pressed his forehead that was throbbing with headache.
Ling Chaoxi took the microphone and was about to explain.
Shen Xi waved his hand: "Forget it, needless to say, I know what you want to say."
Ling Chao: "..."
Shen Xi paused for a few minutes, as if the leader was speaking. After a while, she continued to comment: "And Sanbian blamed the couple's lack of security for the lack of pure friendship between boys and girls. I think the sense of security is really wronged. It's like meddling in Isn’t it nonsense to blame the main reason on the lack of trust between the original husband and wife?”
Ling Chao: "..."
"In short, I think that purity between men and women, according to Sanbian's statement, is a kind of fantasy. Your so-called pure friendship is just to kill someone and pretend to be a fool to the end!"
There was continuous applause from the audience.
A female judge commented: "Why is the judge so sure?"
Shen Xi turned his head and looked back at the female judges, and said, "Because I am a man, I understand men!"
The audience applauded for a long time.
He Zhizhou looked at the students who were applauding enthusiastically all around, and felt as if he was being trampled by thousands of horses. Are they all crazy! Where did Shen Xi say it