There was thunderous applause, wave after wave, endless. Many people were immersed in the resounding "Because I am a man, I understand men" just now, especially the girls in the venue, almost boiled.
He Zhizhou is really speechless, Shen Xi really has the face to say that he is a man! Does she understand men? How can any pure man say such a thing, and he is not a sissy who advertises as a friend of women? !
The real man is clearly here... okay? He Zhizhou looked very calm, but his heart was already in turmoil.
"I really like He Zhizhou."
"Yeah, I didn't expect that he also has research on feelings, and his words are sharp and humorous. I thought he was cold before, but he is actually quite cute."
"Yes, I really didn't expect him to be a little naughty."
"..."
Little mischievous... He Zhizhou leaned back in the chair, and made two piercing "hehe" sounds from the corners of his mouth, and then there was no other expression on his face. Until the monkey suddenly touched his arm and handed over a bar of chocolate: "Shen Meiren, do you want to eat?"
He Zhizhou ruthlessly refused: "No, thank you."
The monkey touched his nose, and the brawny man said that the recent beauty Shen was a bit unbearable. He completely agreed with the brawny man, that the recent beauty Shen is not as lovable as his boss.
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Because of Shen Xi's relationship, the W Technology team did not advance smoothly. Ling Chaochao ran to the bathroom after the game, until her teammates came to find Lin Yutang.
It was time to change judges in the afternoon, and Shen Xishun successfully retired from the judges' seat. She walked down with graceful steps, but just as she walked down, Si Bian of the W Technology Team was looking at her with a displeased expression.
Shen Xi turned a blind eye.
"Xixi is still crying." Sibian said to Lin Yutang.
Xixi... Xixi... Shen Xi was very unhappy about the fact that she and Ling Chaoxi had bumped into each other, she pulled He Zhizhou over and said to everyone: "Xixi is clearly here, why is he crying..."
He Zhizhou who was suddenly pulled over glared at Shen Xi angrily, but he didn't brush off Shen Xi's hand.
Shen Xi continued to say to the four debaters: "Didn't you say that Ling Chaoxi was crying in the bathroom, then go and comfort her quickly, and run over to tell Lin Yutang what, did Ling Chaoxi cry in the men's bathroom?"
Four arguments were choked by Shen Xi's words.
Shen Xi looked at Lin Yutang again: "Still... Lin Yutang, do you want to go to the women's restroom?"
Go to the head! Lin Yutang didn't have any thoughts now, he stared straight at Shen Xi's and He Zhizhou's clasped hands, he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
The clever monkey quickly pushed the strong man to the middle, blocking Lin Yutang's view. He has nothing to do with this unscrupulous couple, he can only make the third child feel wronged.
At noon, everyone came out of the lecture hall of the library together, and Ling Chaoxi finally came out of the women's toilet. Her eyes were red, but she still kept a faint smile on her face.
Lin Yutang comforted her with a few words: "The victory lies in participation."
Ling Chaoxi hesitated to speak, and held back not to care.
Shen Xi and He Zhizhou walked down together, one calmly, the other briskly.
The strong man whispered beside Lin Yutang: "Third brother, it's definitely acting!"
The monkey also patted Lin Yutang on the shoulder: "Third brother, I always feel that Shen Meiren and the boss are very weird. Let's stabilize it first. It is very likely that they are deliberately angry with you. Isn't it the same thing in relationships? Just care about you." mad at you."
Lin Yutang gave a soft "hmm", although he was silent, he had already listened to the monkey's words in his heart. He also felt that Shen Xi and He Zhizhou were most likely to act, so thinking about it this way would calm him down a bit.
Otherwise, what can he do, rush forward to fight again? What if He Zhizhou poses like a boxing champion again
Ling Chaochao will return to City W tomorrow.
Monkey and the strong man arranged dinner, and after dinner, they booked a room at the KTV next to the school. On the one hand, they thanked Ling Chaochao for the spicy duck.
Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Anyway, Shen Meiren talks to the third child, or to the boss, isn't it always the people in the 921 dormitory? The strong man felt that there was no obvious difference between the two, so he didn't talk to him anyway.
921 dormitory gathering, of course Shen Xi wanted to go, but He Zhizhou held her back: "I can't go!"
Shen Xi said with a bitter face: "Of course I'm going, I represent you, otherwise everyone will think you don't fit in."
He Zhizhou's attitude is very firm: "I would rather let everyone think that I don't fit in."
"Okay." Shen Xi said to He Zhizhou, "Then I'll go back to the dormitory and cry."
He Zhizhou took Shen Xi's hand and compromised again. In the past, he did not easily change his principles, but now, he has no principles.
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Shen Xi and He Zhizhou didn't have dinner with Monkey and the others, because Shen Xi couldn't eat with Ling Chaoxi. She and He Zhizhou ate western food at the old place, and after that, she sat on He Zhizhou's bicycle and set off to KTV.
On the bicycle, she hugged "herself" around the waist and asked He Zhizhou in front: "Brother He, do you think I performed well today?"
He Zhizhou didn't speak, and didn't even have the intention to answer.
Shen Xi hesitated for a while, stretched out her hand and scratched "myself" on the back, she knew that "myself" was very ticklish since childhood.
How could He Zhizhou stand such a tease, blushing and shouting: "Okay...Okay!"
Only then did Shen Xi stop and quickly responded: "Thank you!"
He Zhizhou snorted coldly.
Shen Xi pushed forward: "Brother He, after the test I just took, you belong to the type of torture."
"… To shut up!"
He Zhizhou came to the intersection by bicycle, because there were too many people, Shen Xi jumped out of the car consciously. He Zhizhou also got out of the car, and Shen Xi pushed the bicycle. There are many big trucks selling melons on the streets in early summer, and Shen Xi wants to buy them. She said to He Zhizhou: "Go to KTV first, I need to buy something first..."
"No." He Zhizhou said ruthlessly, "You want to buy melons, right?"
It was guessed right! Shen Xi asked He Zhizhou back, "Why didn't you agree, you can eat it if I buy it."
He Zhizhou didn't bat an eyelid: "Because I don't want to be seen - He Zhizhou broke into the KTV with a big watermelon in his arms. Compared with his reputation, eating a little watermelon doesn't have any temptation for me."
Shen Xi pouted, unhappy.
At 7:30, she followed He Zhizhou to the busiest KTV near the university town, and then went all the way to the box room reserved by Houzi.
In the box were monkeys, a strong man, Lin Yutang, Ling Chao, and Zhang Ran called by the strong man. Under the colorful atmosphere lights, Zhang Ran and Ling Chaochao are singing Fan Weiqi's "One Like Summer and One Like Autumn" duet.
Shen Xi took He Zhizhou and shamelessly squeezed into the middle. After sitting down, she suddenly took out a small watermelon from her arms: "Come on, everyone cut it up."
He Zhizhou blinked his eyes in disbelief, completely shocked, he asked Shen Xi: "When did you buy it!?"
Shen Xi replied: "Just now when you were parking the car..."
The dialogue was so beautiful that neither the monkey nor the strong man dared to listen too much, let alone Lin Yutang. He sat next to the strong man, looking at the big screen with a depressed mood. The strong man leaned over to comfort him and said, "Everything is fake, everything is fake..."
Monkey asked "Shen Meiren" to order a song, but He Zhizhou waved his hand and refused. He looked at the watermelon on the marble, wondering how Shen Xi hid the watermelon under his nose...
Shen Meiren didn't sing, so the monkey invited the boss to play a song. Shen Xi readily agreed, and then said to the strong man: "Quickly go and order "Women's Flower" for me. I want Anita Mui's..."
Strong man: "What?"
Shen Xi was going to repeat it, but just as she was about to speak, she felt her back being pinched, she looked at He Zhizhou, it hurt so much!
921 male dormitory has a lot of Maiba, but tonight Lin Yutang stopped singing, the boss didn't sing, and even Shen Meiren didn't sing. Monkeys and strong men belong to typical humble styles. If someone grabs the mic with them, they will sing very happily. If they don't grab the mic, the interest will fade.
Finally, everyone played cards together. The loser will say the most disgusting thing he has done in his life. If everyone says it is not disgusting, he will drink three glasses of beer in a row.
This kind of wretched and lively game was obviously thought up by a strong man, and it turned out that the loser in the first round was also a strong man.
Because of Zhang Ran's presence, the brawny man played with Xiaoqing, and said weakly, "Does eating durian count?"
The strong man was fined three cups.
The monkey who died in the second game, he was always an honest and good boy, said: "I played with boogers."
Well, disgusting enough! The monkey passed the level smoothly.
With the help of He Zhizhou, Shen Xi won a lot of money in the first game and the second sentence, but in the third game He Zhizhou went to the bathroom, and she was framed by Lin Yutang.
Just after He Zhizhou came back, Shen Xi was being pressed by everyone - what is the most disgusting thing he has done since he was a child.
"Boss, don't say you don't have one." The strong man laughed twice.
Shen Xi looked at He Zhizhou, and He Zhizhou also glanced at her, the meaning was written in his eyes: "You just drink."
But she is not reconciled!
Lin Yutang leaned back on the sofa, waiting with great interest for the disgusting things about his "rival in love".
Shen Xi thought and thought, she originally wanted to talk about a booger eater, monkeys can get by playing with booger, she must have no problem eating booger... It's just that she really couldn't say "eat booger" under He Zhizhou's strong air-conditioning three words. She turned her mind around, then picked up two glasses of wine, handed one to Lin Yutang, and held the other by herself, and said seriously: "The most disgusting thing I've ever done in my life is poaching the corner of the third brother, the third, I'm sorry!"
"..." Lin Yutang really wanted to pour wine on his face!
Shen Xi passed the test smoothly, she turned her head to look at He Zhizhou, He Zhizhou was sitting in the far corner of the sofa, playing with dice in his hand, he was going to be angry, but a cloud of anger circled his chest, but he didn't come out, the corner of his mouth slid Hooked up. He never thought that "I" could be so cheap in this life!
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At 10 o'clock in the evening, apart from He Zhizhou, Shen Xi, Hou Zi, Zhuang Han and Lin Yutang had all returned to the 921 dormitory. Shen Xi was already tired, but she did not forget to soak her feet and massage her legs. The brawny man was already used to the boss being so particular, he took the bottle on Shen Xi's desk in a flattering manner, and said, "Boss, can I get some of this essential oil?"
"Okay, don't use too much." Shen Xi handed the essential oil to the strong man with some reluctance, and said emphatically, "This is very expensive."
"Thank you, boss." The strong man said, and then snatched it away.
"Where's the monkey?" Shen Xi got bored with soaking his feet, and asked Lin Yutang who came back from washing his socks.
Lin Yutang answered angrily: "I was called away for a meeting."
Shen Xi let out an "oh", and then remembered that the head of the dormitory of 921 is Mr. Monkey.
Half an hour later, the monkey came back with a book and a pen in his hand. He glanced around the entire dormitory, and said to the three inside: "The content of today's meeting is very important, and there is an important event that needs to be conveyed to you."
"What's the big deal, the monkey said quickly." Shen Xi was the most supportive, sitting in the chair and watching the monkey, and then clapped his hands.
The monkey coughed lightly, and began to say: "That's right... our dormitory has been selected for the male college students' semen-liquid-health-health-health-examination-check."
La la la...
Hou Zi and Lin Yutang turned their heads one after another. Although they were a little surprised, they were real men after all, and after a while, they both accepted it calmly. Isn't it just a matter of masturbation
Only Shen Xi, a fake man, tremblingly overturned the water for soaking his feet, and was about to cry and faint in the toilet...
The author has something to say: crying dizzy here is a sentence expressing sadness~ not really crying~~
Shen Xi: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
He Zhizhou: "Did you already masturbate..."
Shen Xi: "..."