With a sound of "crack", someone knocked over the footbasin, and the splashing water for washing feet flowed from the far left to the far right of the 921 dormitory in an instant. Before they knew it, Lin Yutang, the monkey, and the strong man had a pool of water under their feet, and there were two delicate rose petals beside Lin Yutang's feet.
Yes, Shen Xi bought rose essential oil, and the female boss saw that she was handsome, so she gave her a pack of dried rose petals.
The sudden small situation plunged the dormitory into chaos for a moment, and then, as Shen Xi said "I'm sorry", the monkey took the initiative to get the broom and dustpan, and the strong man also quickly picked up the mop. I don't know why, but recently they like to help the boss with small things, maybe they can receive the grateful and cute eyes from the boss, and before they know it, they have been subdued into little sheep.
Lin Yutang was embarrassed to stand still and do nothing, so he walked to the terrace. Ask him to wash the feet of his "rival in love", he can't do it!
Shen Xi really felt sorry, so he pulled on his slippers to sweep and mop the floor with the monkey and the strong man. In less than five minutes, the ground became as clean as a mirror. Because of the rose essential oil in the footwashing water, the whole ground exudes a subtle fragrance.
"It smells so good!" The strong man took a deep breath and sighed while holding the mop.
Shen Xi couldn't stand for a while, and leaned forward.
Just as Lin Yutang walked in from the terrace, the brawny man sighed with emotion: "In this world, probably only the boss's footwashing water is fragrant."
Lin Yutang was so disgusted that he almost had to come out for dinner overnight.
At night, the four of them climbed into bed one after another. The monkey was the last one to turn off the lights, and when the lights were turned off, the men's dormitory could not be seen with his hands, and the sleep meeting began. The strong man was the first to speak, and the content was closely related to tonight's major events.
"What's wrong with the semen health test, monkey, if you talk about it carefully, I'm still not very clear."
Shen Xi, who was lying flat on the bed, also interjected: "I don't know, monkey, tell me more, and what are you planning to do? Do you all think it's OK?"
"It's OK for the time being." The strong man said, "Just treat it as a physical examination, and it's free."
Shen Xi: "..."
The monkey took a deep breath and began to speak. Shen Xi quickly pricked up her ears and listened carefully, she wanted to write it all down, and she could tell He Zhizhou tomorrow.
The specific thing is this, the semen|fluid health spot check is organized by the Medical University Affiliated to S University, but the data has to be submitted to the Science and Technology Research Institute under the National Population and Family Planning Commission, and the quality standards directly refer to the World Health Organization (WHO) data.
"Where are the subjects?" Lin Yutang asked, "Is the spot check the whole school or our departments?"
Houzi felt guilty: "There are only 10 men's dormitories, number 40, we are lucky to be selected..."
"Damn!" The brawny man was upset again, "Why did we get drawn!"
The monkey was ashamed, and explained dryly: "I asked the counselor the same way, but the counselor said that some boys in the school had conducted such spot checks a while ago, and the results were generally not high quality! Now it's our turn The school is closed, and the hospital directly selects the best candidates for random inspection. The selection of the 40 of us is definitely not accidental, but a representative of strength. In addition, the hospital hopes that we will pay attention to our work and rest in the past two days, and strive to strive for excellent standards. On the one hand It can win glory for the school, and on the other hand, it can set a benchmark for male college students across the country!"
Monkey conveyed almost verbatim what the counselor had persuaded him to say.
Choose the best... Set the benchmark...
In a few words, the matter of health checks immediately became high-profile, and ordinary women didn't even have the chance to covet them. As soon as the tall hat was put on, the strong man exhaled lightly: "Is it really like this?"
"Of course, otherwise, can I promise to come down? I signed all the guarantees. The counselor said that this represents the highest honor of our hospital, and let me tell you, Counselor Liao will fight for us in the hospital. , Give each of us 2 points for Sutuo!"
Too insane! Who would use this to add Sutuo points, 2 points! Shen Xi couldn't stand it anymore, she used to donate blood for only 0.3 cents.
"This is prostitution!" Shen Xi said seriously, she wanted to stop this group of crazy people.
"Is there?" The monkey asked weakly.
"Of course, how can you be so casual!" Shen Xi continued, her voice was sonorous and forceful, hoping to inspire the whole dormitory to rebel, "We must resolutely resist such unscrupulous things, comrades!"
Begging for glory... Whatever...
The whole dormitory slowly fell into silence. After a while, bursts of laughter erupted. Even Lin Yutang, who was in the lower bunk, couldn't help but chuckled, and then resolutely held back.
The strong man turned over and said, "It's okay, what's wrong with selling your son for glory, anyway, I have many sons."
"Shameless!" the monkey scolded him.
"No conscience!" Shen Xi also scolded.
"Actually..." The strong man had another worry, and he said it directly: "Even if the test results of boys from other schools are a little bit unsatisfactory, the departments can't push us to the forefront because of this! Although the four of us It is a little bit better, but how can we easily represent the level of men in the whole country, this is simply fraud!"
Shen Xi supported the strong man and said: "That's right, we are determined not to go."
Monkey also thinks it makes sense.
The strong man thought about it again, he laughed twice and continued: "And I said if—if someone among us fails to meet the standard, what should we do? For example, if you don't meet the standard, monkey, will you Is it too painful to live, which affects your pride as a man?"
"Your sister is not up to the standard!" The monkey kicked the strong man's bed, the strong man was almost shaken off, but he still did not forget to be mean, "Of course my sister is not up to the standard, what can she do to meet the standard, right, old man?" three?"
"Get lost!" Lin Yutang scolded the strong man.
This matter has been discussed here, although everyone is dissatisfied, but they do not intend to resist. After a while, a weak voice sounded: "Actually... I don't think we should take it lightly..."
The three people in the dormitory looked at the boss who was holding back, and asked: "... Boss, do you think you are not up to the standard?"
"Go! How could it be possible for me!" Shen Xi quickly denied, "Not to mention how good my quality is, every little tadpole is lively and smart, mischievous and sensitive..." After she finished speaking, she still didn't forget to twitch her lips. , to cover up his inner urgency and apprehension.
Well, the boss wins. The strong man is going to let Xian go.
After the lying down meeting was over, Shen Xi rolled up the air conditioner and wrapped himself up. Woohoo, no one understands her sadness at all...
Will He Zhizhou understand tomorrow
woo woo...
—
He Zhizhou basically stayed up all night last night, Xia Weiye was on the phone in the first half of the night, and Doudou was grinding his teeth in the second half of the night. Until it was four or five o'clock in the morning, and I was about to close my eyes and rest for a while, a text message came in from my phone, it was from Shen Xi, and it was another text message of emotional breakdown-"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I will tell you about major events at the national level, and I will come to you in the morning... "
A major event at the national level, what major event at the national level can she have? He Zhizhou pretended not to see it for the time being.
Early the next morning, He Zhizhou came out of the bathroom. Xia Weiye had already gotten up, and was crying on her desk, with Chen Han standing beside her to comfort her.
Doudou winked at him, and told him with lips that the reason Xia Weiye was crying was because someone robbed her of "He Zhizhou".
He Zhizhou returned to his seat calmly, and then "followed someone's doctor's orders" to apply some beauty essence to his face every day, with an indifferent expression and stiff movements, as if he was rubbing anti-rust protective oil on a machine.
Except for the last finger accidentally touching his lips, the soft and delicate touch made his heart move.
On the other side, Xia Weiye was crying, and suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Shen Xi, why are you so cheap, you clearly know that I like He Zhizhou, so you deliberately went to grab him, right?"
After Xia Weiye yelled, he cried again, and Chen Han comforted him again.
He Zhizhou ignored her at all, he sat down and wrote a plan on paper.
Xia Weiye became even more annoyed, and yelled again and again.
Doudou didn't like it anymore, so she also said to Xia Weiye: "It's not that Ah Xi took the initiative to like He Zhizhou, He Zhizhou wanted to like Ah Xi, what can we Ah Xi do..."
This short-term...
He Zhizhou said with a cold face: "Xia Weiye, before you lose your temper, find out who you are. Where are you getting angry now? What is your relationship with He Zhizhou?"
Xia Weiye was furious, and was about to speak, but He Zhizhou preempted her again. He looked at her and said, "I don't think He Zhizhou has anything to do with you other than knowing your name. Who he likes has a direct relationship with you." Is it?"
Xia Weiye was speechless: "...don't think he really likes you!"
He Zhizhou didn't want to quarrel with women, the topic was still so childish. But the word "cheap" in front of Xia Weiye made him feel very unhappy. He walked up to Xia Weiye step by step and gave her a serious look: "No, he likes me."
"Why!" Xia Weiye stood up, scratching his face in anger.
He Zhizhou bent down slightly, and there were two girls' faces in the large European-style mirror in front of Xia Weiye's desk. One of Xia Weiye's and one of "Shen Xi". He Zhizhou's eyes were full of cruelty and temper, and he was as merciless as he was speaking: "Why? Because Shen Xi is better than you."
Why
Since Shen Xi looks better than you...
"Crack!" Xia Weiye pushed down the mirror, and cried on the table again.
"Wow—" Doudou suddenly yelled, she ran out from the terrace and shouted, "Ah Xi, He Zhizhou is here to bring you breakfast again!"
Xia Weiye covered his face, feeling even more sad that he couldn't restrain himself.
He Zhizhou walked steadily to the terrace step by step, and sure enough, he saw Shen Xi standing on the playground, holding yogurt and bread in her hand. But if he is not mistaken, there is something wrong with Shen Xi today.
He Zhizhou turned around and went downstairs.
Xia Weiye stood up and angrily kicked off "Shen Xi"'s chair. Chen Han tried to say: "I think the recent Shen Xi is too much, how can she be like this."
Doudou soaked a cup of rice porridge and ate it, while eating, he defended himself: "It's obvious that He Zhizhou is pestering us, Ah Xi, what's wrong with that, if He Zhizhou comes to chase you, why don't you agree?"
Chen Han ignored Doudou's rhetorical question. She thought in her heart that if He Zhizhou really came to chase her, she would not be as confident as Shen Xi, otherwise how long can a man like He Zhizhou like her
Xia Weiye was still losing his temper, Chen Han glanced at her, feeling a little annoyed, so he tidied up and danced by himself.
Chen Han is actually in a good mood recently. Teacher Wen came to her yesterday and said that she would arrange a program for Shen Xi's school celebration. This was the most important program of the school celebration. At that time, Xia Weiye had a bad relationship with Shen Xi because of this incident, and Shen Xi foolishly thought it was a hot water problem.
So if some things were not announced at the end, she, Chen Han, would not say them.
—
Shen Xi doesn't have any dances or key programs in his mind now, only three words are left - luh ah luh.
Before He Zhizhou came down, she sat on the stone steps of the basketball court with mixed feelings. The early morning sun was still very mild, and her hands and feet were sweating at the same time. In the end, she buried her head in her palms in pain.
How to do it
Actually... Can she practice first
But how to practice
Will He Zhizhou allow her to play casually...
Shen Xi's unscrupulous thinking caused He Zhizhou to walk up to her, but she couldn't even see him, and when he raised his head, he was shocked severely.
"Why are you silent?" She handed the breakfast to He Zhizhou.
He Zhizhou sat down beside Shen Xi, saw her face was extremely red, and asked her: "What's the matter?"
"The thing is like this..." Shen Xi blushed, and then started to talk, she was basically paraphrasing the monkey's words, for example, what kind of National Population and Family Planning Commission is related to this matter, for example, the hospital attaches great importance to the honor of representing the school , For example, you can also add quality development points - 2 points.
After hearing this, He Zhizhou had the urge to scold his father and mother for the first time.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Not coming out..."
The more Shen Xi talked, the more he collapsed.
On the surface, He Zhizhou was much calmer than Shen Xi, and at this time he still did not forget to sarcastically say: "Why, you have already tried it?"
"How is it possible..." Shen Xi blushed, then put his chin on his hands, turning his head like a little sunflower. Suddenly, she turned her head and told He Zhizhou excitedly, "I have thought of three ways, do you want to listen?"
Three ways? There are three ways in the blink of an eye? He Zhizhou didn't believe it, but he was willing to listen. He said to Shen Xi: "Just tell me."
Shen Xi paused for a moment, then stretched out three slender fingers, and began to say: "Method one, when testing, I will ask the strong man to give me some."
Point her? He Zhizhou's temples twitched, waiting for method two.
"Method two, I will let the monkey point me."
He Zhizhou couldn't take it anymore, he waved his hand to make Shen Xi stop, he already knew what method three was. Shen Xi still weakly said method three: "Method three, we can only let... Lin Yutang divide me up..."