Shen Xi reacted for a long time before she understood what the strong man meant by flashing the phone. She thought the strong man was hiding inside and swiping the phone, but it turned out to be a human body swiping the phone!
Shen Xi kicked the front door angrily, a suspicious blush appeared on her handsome face, and she said angrily, "Screw the wool, can the iPhone 4 match the configuration of the iPhone 5?"
The strong man turned his head and said seriously: "But I have the configuration of Apple 5."
"Shameless!"
Shen Xi returned to the desk, turned on the computer and went online. She remembered that she wanted to add the Lion in the Wind Weibo at night, but He Zhizhou didn't have a Weibo at all. She plans to register one for He Zhizhou, and the ID will be called "Zaihe Zhizhou".
registration success! She followed "The Lion in the Wind" on "Zaihezhizhou", and browsed the Weibo of Xiongshi by the way. Xiongshi's personal description is: "Love my wife, love my daughter, I am the Lion in the Wind, Walking in the spring flowers and autumn moon that the years are like the wind."
Mr. Xiongshi has more than a thousand fans. He reposted every Weibo of his daughter "Chenguang Xiwei". It's all about the male star's dynamics. In addition, Mr. Xiongshi's Weibo reposted some sports news.
Mr. Xiongshi is still a food lover, and his original Weibo is full of eating and drinking content, which is a typical type of hatred.
…
After browsing Shen Jianguo's Weibo, Shen Xi felt warm in her heart. When she was about to write some comments to Mr. Xiongshi, she found that the newly registered "Zaihezhizhou" had been blocked by Xiongshi.
"..."
The reason why Shen Jianguo blacklisted "Zahezhizhou" was very simple. He felt that young people are really ignorant nowadays. This "Zaihezhizhou" is chasing after his daughter, but he actually uses a trumpet to pay attention to himself! He's seen something that won't happen, but he's never seen something that won't happen. So Mr. Xiongshi saw that "On the River Island" followed him, and immediately blocked him angrily...
Shen Xi is so depressed, she faintly sensed that it was because of too few fans, so she first used her account "Chen Guang Xi Wei" to follow "Zai He Zhi Zhou", then she turned her head and said to the monkey and the strong man: "I I have Weibo, come and follow me!"
Monkey is a Weibo controler, so he immediately came to follow the boss, but he was also a little puzzled: "Boss, why did you suddenly register on Weibo?"
Shen Xi replied casually: "At the request of all the girls in the school."
Well, when he didn't ask, the monkey walked away silently.
Shen Xi asked the strong man to follow her again, and the strong man reluctantly followed her.
Yeah! Now that there are two fans, Shen Xi focused on Lin Yutang again, she knew he had Weibo. She said to Lin Yutang who was leaning on the bed and reading a book: "Lin Yutang, I have registered on Weibo, please follow me, my ID is Hezhizhou."
Fuck it! Lin Yutang continued to read, he had never seen such a thick-skinned person.
Seeing that Lin Yutang was unmoved, Shen Xi stared straight at him: "Mutual fans, I won't take advantage of you."
Lin Yutang was annoyed: "I don't have a Weibo account."
"Liar, if you call Weibo, you can call Tangtang from the stars, don't think I don't know."
Tangtang from the stars... The strong man's nerves all over his body were disgusted, he asked Lin Yutang: "Third brother, you made it up by yourself?"
Lin Yutang stood up, the Weibo name was chosen with Shen Xi's help, at first he didn't want to use it, but later he got used to it, until it became pleasing to the eye and no one could tolerate doubts. He is used to being passive in many things.
Shen Xi teased Lin Yutang, and Lin Yutang could only follow "Zai He Zhi Zhou" on Weibo, but he saw "Chen Guang Xi Wei" on the common concern. Lin Yutang was so angry that he wanted to drop his phone, scolding himself for being too cheap!
"On the River Continent" finally has three fans! Shen Xi was thinking about how to increase the number of fans. She took a handsome photo of herself, and when she was about to post it, she found that there was a big and strong leg in the photo, of a strong man.
This really affects the quality of the photo, Shen Xi waved the strong man to go away, and the strong man changed place to eat watermelon depressingly.
One night, with this handsome profile photo, Shen Xi gained 500 fans all at once, and the number of fans was increasing exponentially.
Is this the rhythm of going red? Shen Xi was afraid that He Zhizhou would find out about beating her, so he quickly deleted the photo. Then write "not me" in the personal statement.
But who would believe it, the members of the 921 dormitory, including Lin Yutang and "Chenguang Xiwei" from the Teachers College, all paid attention to "Zaihezhizhou", how could it not be me? It's funny.
As a result, everyone was intrigued by the cuteness of "He Zhizhou" again, and a wave of crazy female fans came again.
Shen Xi only begged He Zhizhou not to know about it.
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In the morning, all dormitory 921 got up early and waited for the special car to send them to the medical school for experiments like mice. Before the special car came, the strong man and the monkey were punching each other for exercise, and they were ready to win glory for the school. Shen Xi is drinking milk, half of a 1500ML can of milk has been consumed, and he hopes to produce more by then.
Only Lin Yutang was sitting on the desk memorizing IELTS vocabulary as usual.
The monkey asked Lin Yutang: "Third son, do you want to go abroad?"
Lin Yutang is going abroad? Shen Xi was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head to look at Lin Yutang, feeling a sudden feeling in his heart.
Lin Yutang raised his head and answered the monkey: "It's possible."
The brawny man came over: "You're out, what about your beauty Shen?" As soon as the brawny man asked, he realized that he really had no memory. Now, Beauty Shen is not from the third family, but from the old family.
Lin Yutang twitched the corners of his mouth and stopped talking.
While drinking milk, Shen Xi raised his hand to show that he was not dead yet.
The burly man laughed dryly, and the monkey sighed directly. He had never seen such a dignified and natural way of digging. But the third brother is also at fault for this matter, otherwise the boss can dig so smoothly
"When will it be our turn?" After a long wait, the strong man kept asking the monkey, urging him to call and ask.
The monkey dialed a phone call to the person in charge of the hospital, and the person in charge told him apologetically, because the first wave of "white mice" did not go well, and the second wave of "white mice" did not go well, so the time was delayed. It's been a long time, and it's probably afternoon when it's their turn.
Shen Xi let out a sigh of relief.
The strong man was very dissatisfied: "Why did it not go well? I really don't know if they are men!"
"Zhou Chen, can you stop talking big, is it the same thing to ask you to masturbate in the dormitory and in the laboratory?" The monkey poured cold water on the strong man.
The strong man grunted and chirped to express his dissatisfaction.
At noon, the monkey called to order takeaway, and when he asked Shen Xi what he wanted to eat, Shen Xi said to the monkey, "I want to eat bullwhip—"
The strong man nodded: "I want it too!"
Monkey put down his phone: "Where can I get you a bullwhip!!!"
In the end, Shen Xi ate a beef and potato rice bowl. After the meal, He Zhizhou sent her a text message, the content was as simple as "?".
Shen Xi didn't understand what it meant, so he replied: "?"
He Zhizhou finally sent a complete sentence: "When are you leaving?"
With a monkey on their backs, Shen Xi replied to He Zhizhou for a while, and after a long time, He Zhizhou replied to her: "Is there a problem?"
Shen Xi was silent for a moment, and gave He Zhizhou an analogy, but he didn't know if he could understand it. She said: "It's like I am in the college entrance examination now. If I perform normally, I will definitely not get into S University. I just hope that I will have a super super super super long performance in the examination room."
He Zhizhou: "..."
At 3:30, the monkey received a call from the contact person and was finally able to set off. The strong man stuffed a little porn book into his trouser pocket, and made a forward gesture: "Let's go in the direction of the straight man in the universe!"
Shen Xi, the most crooked in the universe, bowed her head guiltyly, she secretly glanced at Lin Yutang, he was still holding a professional book borrowed from the library. Recently, she felt that Lin Yutang was acting so aggressive that he should bring a little dirty book at this time. What's the use of bringing a professional book besides pretending to be aggressive!
Lin Yutang realized that he was misunderstood, so he helplessly explained: "I will pass by the library later, and I will return the book by the way."
It turned out that like this, Shen Xi stopped looking at Lin Yutang, until the "warm man" Houzi thoughtfully gave her a pack of wet wipes. Shen Xi quickly put the pack of wet wipes into his trouser pocket as if he had taken a hot potato. Then she bent down quickly, and said pitifully to everyone: "It's over, my stomach hurts."
monkey:"… "
Shen Xi blinked: "Why don't you go first, and I'll take a taxi and set off by myself later."
The dormitory head monkey could only agree: "Boss, please contact us when you arrive."
"Must!" Shen Xi promised, and then watched Hou Zi, the strong man and Lin Yutang walk out of the 921 dormitory, and then she called He Zhizhou as quickly as possible: "Brother He, what should we do next?"
He Zhizhou only had one cold sentence: "When did I tell you that I have a solution?"
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Shen Xi came to the medical academy fully an hour later than Monkey and the others. They had already finished their tasks and went to a nearby shopping mall to have a good meal before she slowly appeared in the test center.
"He Zhizhou, right?" An old nurse directly gave her a form, "Sign here."
Shen Xi bent down to sign.
"Why did you come here so late?" The old nurse asked a few words, and then began to explain the precautions. Shen Xi listened very carefully, and almost took notes. Unexpectedly, knowledge exists everywhere in this world, and even this matter is so particular. .
The old nurse had a bad temper. Seeing Shen Xi's confused face, she frowned and asked, "Do you understand?"
Shen Xi nodded, then shook her head again. She lay on the nurse's desk, looked around, and asked in a low voice and anxiously: "Well... can I ask for help?"
"You..." The old nurse was in her forties and fifties, and her old face was burned by the handsome man's help. She turned around and took a stack of pictures from the cabinet, and said with disgust: "Take it, take it... "
Shen Xi flipped through the pictures, damn it, it's useless for her to look at women's pictures! She took a deep breath, risked it all, and said to the old nurse: "... Are there any pictures of men?"