The most beautiful thing in this world comes from a misunderstanding, and the most ridiculous thing comes from a misunderstanding.
He Zhizhou was holding the phone in his left hand, his right hand was hanging down naturally, the smoke was still on. Because of Lin Yutang's words, he coughed, his fingertips trembled, and the burning cigarette almost burned himself.
"Wait." He Zhizhou said, also in a hurry.
On the other side, Lin Yutang was really impatient to yell this sentence. He only hoped that Shen Xi would wake up and stop being obsessed with obsession, but after the words fell, he himself could hear a sense of weirdness.
He obviously wanted to snatch Shen Xi back from He Zhizhou, but it was more like he was going to snatch He Zhizhou from Shen Xi... Going into the water, he said with a tangled voice, "Xixi... He Zhizhou also likes monkeys."
Fuck, there are monkeys? He Zhizhou soon coughed again, almost choking his heart and lungs.
Lin Yutang was afraid that the stubborn Shen Xi would be cheated by He Zhizhou, so he didn't care about his roommate's affection, he continued: "... maybe Zhou Chen."
There is still Zhou Chen... a strong man
He Zhizhou felt his eyes go dark, and he almost fell to the ground. After a long time, he tried his best to calm himself down: "Lin Yutang, you have misunderstood He Zhizhou."
"Misunderstanding?" Lin Yutang didn't think that everything that happened in the dormitory could be explained by misunderstanding. Since he planned to tell Shen Xi today, he has already thought through all the issues back and forth. When Shen Xi stopped fighting with He Zhizhou, he immediately moved out of the 921 dormitory.
Lin Yutang wanted to continue talking, but was interrupted by He Zhizhou first.
"Lin Yutang, I can tell you clearly that He Zhizhou is a normal man, and he won't like any man, whether it's you, a monkey or a strong man." He Zhizhou continued in one breath, but the speed of his speech still leaked He was in a distraught mood, and he continued: "I don't know why you have such speculations, but I suggest you stop imagining this, because it is contrary to the facts."
imagine? Shen Xi actually said that he was imagining that he was sick to imagine that He Zhizhou liked him! Lin Yutang wished he could wake Shen Xi's brain up immediately. And what she just said, how could she clearly show that He Zhizhou is a normal man.
"Shen Xi, He Zhizhou is a pervert, he is really abnormal!" Lin Yutang emphasized with his life.
"Really?" He Zhizhou's tone became a little dull, he raised his head and looked at the blue sky, besides the noisy cicadas, there was the sound of Shen Xi practicing dance for the little ones in the distance...
When he spoke again, He Zhizhou's voice was even more indifferent than before, "Lin Yutang, I know if He Zhizhou is normal or not." After speaking, he hung up the phone neatly.
Lin Yutang almost dropped his phone on the ground.
He Zhizhou put out the cigarette in his hand, and then walked out from the back garden. His hands smelled of cigarettes, and before going to the dance studio, he washed his hands in a pool on the far left of the garden.
The dance practice room is on the second floor, he followed the music upstairs, and pushed away classroom 6. The classroom is covered with colorful foam cushions, and the speakers in the room are playing brisk and lovely music. Inside, Shen Xi is sitting among a group of little guys, tilting his head for a while, and clapping his hands to beat the beat of the music.
There were two children who did not act seriously, Shen Xi took them out individually and punished them to stand. The two children stood on the wall with their butts facing Shen Xi, and after a while, they secretly winked at He Zhizhou at the door.
Shen Xi saw their small movements, turned around and saw He Zhizhou standing at the door.
The next part of the action is two children's cooperation, Shen Xi was worried that no one would cooperate with her, she saw He Zhizhou, immediately called him into the classroom, and then said to the children: "Brother and sister will perform this action for everyone, you must watch carefully. "
He Zhizhou glared at Shen Xi.
Shen Xi directly took his hand: "Turn your head to the left."
He Zhizhou raised his lower eyelids and stood still.
Pretend to be cool, right? That's okay. Shen Xi had a trick to deal with He Zhizhou, she looked straight at him, then pouted her mouth cutely. He Zhizhou couldn't stand her action the most, in order to stop her, he would agree to any excessive request.
Sure enough, the picture was so beautiful that He Zhizhou couldn't bear to look directly at it, so he tilted his head to the left abruptly.
Shen Xi immediately tilted his head to the right in cooperation, and then held hands and circled around. This is a children's dance, the movements are childish and simple. During the whole process, He Zhizhou was a little passive, but also a little accepting. In his eyes, he looked like "myself" as a fool, but in his mind he could automatically switch to Shen Xi's cute look, and there was even less resistance in his heart.
Seeing that He Zhizhou was distracted, Shen Xi stepped on him, He Zhizhou raised his eyes to look at the person in front of him, and immediately regained consciousness.
The morning passed quickly, and Shen Xi quickly said goodbye to the children. Before leaving, a naughty boy asked her with his eyes bent: "Brother, are you sister Shen Xi's boyfriend?"
Shen Xi took He Zhizhou's shoulder: "No, we are... predestined people."
Destined person... He Zhizhou snorted coldly, turned around and walked in front of Shen Xi, Shen Xi caught up with him with his bag in his hand, and said brilliantly, "He Zhizhou, thank you today."
He Zhizhou didn't say anything, after a while, he reminded him coldly, "Shen Xi, be careful in the men's dormitory."
Shen Xi could understand some things even when He Zhizhou stopped talking. She nodded and assured, "I will definitely not affect your roommate relationship. Monkeys including... Lin Yutang like me very much." Lin Yutang was added by her, It's just to make He Zhizhou trust her more.
They all like her... He Zhizhou immediately remembered Lin Yutang's sentence "he likes me", and his temper that had been suppressed with great difficulty immediately burst out. Filled with anger, he looked straight at Shen Xi, his eyes were so cold that he seemed to be shooting cold arrows.
Shen Xi took two steps back, He Zhizhou pushed her directly against the wall, grabbed her shoulder with his left hand, his knuckles creaked, looking like he was about to commit murder.
Shen Xi was really frightened, squatted down halfway, and called weakly: "Brother He..."
He Zhizhou was completely cold-hearted, he squeezed Shen Xi's face hard: "Shen Xi, do you still remember what I told you before?"
Shen Xi immediately thought of the four characters "a strong man cuts his wrist", and she said cautiously: "Brother He, why did you suddenly..."
"Suddenly?" He Zhizhou was about to teach Shen Xi a lesson, he snorted softly and said, "Do you think it's sudden? I've pampered you for a long time."
How can it be so long? Shen Xi squatted down more and more, his body of more than 1.8 meters squatted down to only half of its original height. Finally, he raised his head, and asked He Zhizhou in a mean and rubbish way: "Brother He, you are addicted to being a woman. You want to be a woman all your life, so why don't you want to destroy the corpse today?"
Hehehehe...
In the end, He Zhizhou was still no match for Shen Xi, so he could only adjust his emotions. Shen Xi saw that He Zhizhou's face softened, and ran in front of him in a short while.
She is Ouba with long legs now, she can run fast.
He Zhizhou stood behind watching helplessly and had a headache, after a while he said to the people in front: "Do you want to eat something outside before going back?"
The person in front stopped slowly. Although he didn't turn around, he raised his left hand with his back to him, made an "OK" gesture, and then took two steps. "Handsome" turned back and said, "That's exactly what I meant !"
—
In the afternoon, Shen Xi accompanied He Zhizhou to study, no, it should be said to be a coping course.
In the last big class, she led He Zhizhou to sit at the back of the classroom openly and aboveboard. For a big class like this, it is not surprising that a girlfriend comes to accompany the class.
Shen Xi always looks like a good baby in class, this is a habit she has developed since she was a child, although she can't understand what the old professor in front of her is talking about; but He Zhizhou, the righteous master, leans back in the chair and plays mobile games , full of laziness.
He Zhizhou turned his head to look at Shen Xi's serious face, a little confused: What is she doing
Shen Xi copied the notes written on the blackboard by the old professor. In such a big class, there are not many serious students. The old professor saw the most serious one at a glance, and immediately asked Shen Xi to answer the questions.
He Zhizhou sighed, "swish" wrote the topic in the notebook, and quickly handed it to Shen Xi. Shen Xi stood up with a clear breath, and read out the answer in a rhythmic tone, just like reciting a poem.
The professor praised him fiercely, and the whole class applauded.
Only He Zhizhou supported his forehead, in great pain. Is it necessary for her to read a science question in the same way as elementary school Chinese? And she mispronounced a symbol, can this group of people not understand it
He Zhizhou closed his eyes in despair, recently he concluded one thing, the only way for him to solve the pain now is to die... dead...
It's better to die!
Shen Xi continued to listen carefully to the class, and only took a short errand in the middle, when she suddenly thought of a question, she pointed to the old professor who was frothing in front of her, and asked He Zhizhou quietly: "Why do all the strong men and monkeys call him a fifteen-watt light bulb?" .”
He Zhizhou coughed lightly, and leaned into Shen Xi's ear: "Look at his head."
Shen Xi suddenly realized: "I see, his head is like a light bulb."
"No." He Zhizhou leaned over again and continued to explain, "The fifteen-watt light bulb has some light."
Shen Xi looked up at the top of the old professor's bald head, couldn't help grinning, but as soon as his mouth turned up, his thigh was pinched.
Woooo... It hurts!
The old professor assigned a lot of homework, Shen Xi and He Zhizhou ate in the cafeteria, and went to the library together. Some things fall into the eyes of the monkey and the strong man, and I think the boss and Shen Meiren may be serious...
In Lin Yutang's eyes, there are only three words - the heart is dead.
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In the self-study room of the library, He Zhizhou was doing his homework for the past two days, while Shen Xi was bored reading novels in the library. He Zhizhou threw a small ball of paper over, Shen Xi raised his head.
"You don't memorize words?" He Zhizhou asked.
Shen Xi smiled, with a look of "you really know how to joke", she said to He Zhizhou: "Isn't there you?"
"That's not necessarily the case, maybe tomorrow we'll all belong to each other." He Zhizhou said ruthlessly.
Shen Xi had no choice but to reluctantly take a book of English Level 4 vocabulary. She lay down on the table and began to memorize it. The self-study classroom is sometimes quiet, and sometimes there are flipping books and discussions. Shen Xi raised his head inadvertently, and he could always see He Zhizhou's handsome movement of turning the pen.
There are two realms of learning, one is a scumbag, and the other is a top student. A scumbag writes homework while scratching her hair while biting the pen, like her; a schoolmaster writes homework while reading the questions while turning the pen, and can send a text message to someone in the middle, such as He Zhizhou across the street.
Shen Xi thought of the recently opened Weibo of "In the River Continent", and felt that she wanted to post something positive to attract fans. She thought about it, picked up her mobile phone and took a picture of the four-level vocabulary book, and then posted a text— "Is everyone ready?"
Soon, someone came to snatch the sofa—"He Shen hasn't passed the fourth level yet?"
Shen Xi replied: "No, I'm just encouraging you."
— "Thank you God He for your encouragement, thank you on your knees, and bless me to pass this time."
…
It feels so good to be a master! Shen Xi put down his cell phone, and said to He Zhizhou, "Brother He, I'm going to the bathroom."
He Zhizhou nodded, and said casually, "Go, don't make a mistake."
"Don't worry, I can't make mistakes." Shen Xi assured him, and then walked out of the study room lightly.
After Shen Xi left, He Zhizhou glanced at Shen Xi's mobile phone on the table, and the phone kept sending in messages. He reached for it, and then he saw the Weibo of "In the River Island".
Personal description of "On the River Island": "Love life, love learning, and be a happy and happy schoolmaster."
He Zhizhou's hands trembled twice, and a sentence immediately popped out of his brain: "Don't be impatient this time, just beat him to death! Kill him!"
…
Ling Chaoxi was about to go back, but before she left, she went to find Lin Yutang. In the cold drink shop on the opposite side of the school, Ling Chaoxi ordered a glass of watermelon juice for himself. Lin Yutang was still in his old habit and said to the waiter, "Lime black tea."
Ling Chaoxi pursed her lower lip, trying her best to look chic, and said, "Squad leader, since I'm here, I want an answer to take away."
Lin Yutang's slender fingers touched the black tea on the table, and he looked at Ling Chaoxi calmly: "Chao Chao, I never felt that I broke up with Shen Xi."
Ling Chaoxi's hands were almost clasped together.
Lin Yutang leaned back in the chair, and his voice was still not cool. "My mother is a fickle ghost from novels. She smiles at everyone, but in fact she is colder than anyone else. So don't like me."
Ling Chaochao left.
Lin Yutang rode his bicycle back to the men's dormitory, along the tree-lined road, the summer night cool breeze was blowing on his face, and some years past seemed to blow into his heart with the night wind. He remembered Shen Xi once made a birthday wish when she was a child, she said: "I hope everyone likes me."
At that time, he wondered Shen Xi's thinking, why should everyone like him, liking is a kind of sacrifice. When others like you and treat you well, you have to respond to this liking. Isn’t life tiring
Later, he figured it out a little bit, Shen Xi is passionate red, and he is two completely opposite people...
Lin Yutang parked the car in the carport downstairs of the dormitory. When he entered the dormitory, the auntie downstairs asked him to sign in. He stepped forward, took the sign-in form from the dormitory auntie, and found the 921 dormitory here.
In the daily check-in frame, there are handwritings left by monkeys, those of strong men, and... Shen Xi's
Lin Yutang only felt that his heart was about to jump out.