The moonlight is charming, and the willows in the distance appear clear and hazy under the interaction of the moonlight and the lights. In the nearby bushes, there are unknown bugs chirping.
After He Zhizhou's words fell, a bug chirped in Shen Xi's heart, her head drooped like a willow, and then she glanced at He Zhizhou secretly and said, "We... aren't fake?"
"Fake?" He Zhizhou frowned and asked Shen Xi, his tone was serious, "When did I say it was fake?"
Nima, could it be true? Then she and He Zhizhou are just falling in love with him!
Shen Xi blinked his eyes, a girl's heart in the man's body just jumped twice, and immediately returned to normal. She grinned, and patted He Zhizhou's shoulder heavily: "You're funny."
funny? He Zhizhou pursed his lips, said nothing, and continued to walk calmly.
Freshmen finished their evening self-study, and when the bell rang, the campus suddenly became noisy. Shen Xi pulled He Zhizhou to quicken his pace: "Brother He, let's hurry up, they are going to come and grab the canteen's supper from us."
He Zhizhou was not used to being dragged by women, so he quickened his pace, walking ahead of Shen Xi, and let him pull Shen Xi. Today is the first time in his life to confess his love, but with little success.
When eating supper in the cafeteria, Shen Xi's focus returned to He Zhizhou's group fight, and she asked again: "Did that annoying high school boy really get beaten?"
"Beat it." He Zhizhou said, then peeled the boiled egg and put it on Shen Xi's plate.
Shen Xi really wanted to give He Zhizhou a compliment, but when he saw He Zhizhou's warning eyes, he withdrew his hand resentfully. She asked again: "How will this matter be resolved later?"
"Later, the guards from the National Development and Reform Commission and the city government came out to stop us, and the principal came to arrest us and return us to school." He Zhizhou told Shen Xi like a joke.
The more Shen Xi listened, the more he admired: "Brother He, it would be great if I knew you earlier, I will definitely cheer you on."
He Zhizhou raised his eyes, leaned back in his chair and said, "Not necessarily."
"Why?"
"I must not have had friends as frustrated as you back then."
"Okay." Shen Xi lowered his head.
He Zhizhou looked at someone's lowered head, what is the concept that he and Shen Xi knew each other earlier? He thought about Shen Xi's appearance in junior high school. If he had met earlier, would he have fallen in love early
Forget it, how could he be in the mood of puppy love at that time...
Shen Xi returned to the dormitory after eating supper, waved to He Zhizhou before leaving, and quickly disappeared around the corner of the dormitory building. Along the way, she was still thinking about He Zhizhou's gang fight. Where is the Development and Reform Commission of City S? If she remembers correctly, it's near the city government.
City Hall? !
So at that time, the place where He Zhizhou led the whole class and the two armies of the high school to fight was in the square between the city government and the Development and Reform Commission? !
... Fuck, it's really crazy!
Shen Xi returned to dormitory 921 with a lot of books in her hands. When she put the books on her desk, she pretended to sigh: "Finally finished my homework."
As soon as the voice fell, she felt something was wrong, because no one cooperated with her. She turned her head to look at the sighing monkey and the strong man, and said in a low voice, "Hey, what's the matter with you? And the third child?"
The strong man twisted his body to the other side heavily, not knowing how to speak.
The monkey looked even more distressed.
She walked over solemnly, bent down and asked, "Could it be that the floor was not cleaned today, and points were deducted for the dormitory inspection?"
"No." The strong man said.
Shen Xi continued to guess in a more serious direction: "Could it be that the results of the last inspection came out, and you were all unqualified?"
"You are not qualified." The strong man wanted to strangle the cute boss to death, but he couldn't bear to make trouble!
The monkey on the other side sighed and said, "We just received news that the third child has submitted an application for changing dormitories."
After the monkey finished speaking, the strong man gave Shen Xi another look, with an expression of "you've caused trouble".
Lin Yutang wants to change dormitories? Shen Xi looked at the faces of the strong man and the monkey, and could not fail to understand the reason why Lin Yutang changed the dormitory - it must be because of her.
Shen Xi was already half-squatting, knowing what happened, she didn't dare to stand up, she squatted on the ground with her head drooping.
"...I'm sorry," she said.
He blamed himself for being like this, how could the strong man say anything to blame, he said against his conscience: "Boss, this is none of your business."
Shen Xi glanced at the strong man. The strong man oops twice, in fact he was angry at first, how can the boss poach the corner of the third. But when he saw the boss's face of self-blame and sadness, his heart softened again. Nima, he's always been soft-hearted towards a big man recently, what's wrong with him! Does he still want to be the straightest man in the universe!
"Let's persuade the third child again." The monkey thought of a way.
Shen Xi glanced at the monkey, with complicated emotions: "I'll go to the bathroom first."
On the other hand, Lin Yutang came back when Shen Xi went to the bathroom. As soon as he returned to the dormitory, the monkey and the strong man began to persuade him. In order to keep Lin Yutang, you said everything you could say.
Lin Yutang could only feel fucked when he heard that, he doesn't want to change now! If that absurd guess is right, what does it mean for him to change the dormitory—it means leaving Shen Xi alone in the wolf den of 921!
"Third brother, don't go, the boss already knows he was wrong." The strong man almost stepped forward to hug Lin Yutang's thigh.
Lin Yutang asked, "...where are the He Zhizhou people?"
The monkey pointed to the bathroom: "I went to the bathroom to reflect."
Lin Yutang pushed open the bathroom door, but there was no one inside. The burly man said "hey" behind him: "I guess it's the public restroom outside. It's a big place, so the boss can reflect more deeply!"
Lin Yutang hurried to the public restroom on the second floor. In the male dormitory building of S University, in addition to the independent toilet in each dormitory, there is also a public toilet on each floor, which is next to the laundry room.
Shen Xi did reflect in the bathroom, halfway through the reflection she felt the urge to urinate, she glanced at the urinal, and walked into the private room in a polite manner. When Lin Yutang came to the bathroom, she had already come out of the single room with her trousers in her hands. She looked at Lin Yutang and greeted Lin Yutang pretending to be okay: "Hi."
Lin Yutang looked at her: "What are you doing in there?"
"Pee." Shen Xi didn't turn his head, and answered directly, scolding Lin Yutang in his heart for being bored, for asking such a question. She turned on the faucet of the washbasin and washed her hands with a splash.
Lin Yutang twitched the corner of his mouth, silently looked at the urinal on the left, and remembered the word "piss" in his heart. Afterwards, he felt pain again, if the guess was true, there would be a reason for Shen Xi to break up with him. But if it's true, it doesn't look much better...
Shen Xi washed his hands well, and asked Lin Yutang earnestly and anxiously: "Is it because of me that you changed the dormitory?"
Lin Yutang turned his face sideways: "I won't change."
"Really?" Shen Xi's eyebrows and eyes jumped with joy, she took Lin Yutang's hand happily, and directly pulled him to the monkey and the strong man, and said excitedly: "The third child just told me that he won't change the dormitory anymore. .”
"Really?" the monkey stood up and asked.
Lin Yutang nodded, glanced at Shen Xi from the corner of his eye, and said something pointedly: "Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, aren't they?"
Clothes... Shen Xi was a little unhappy, but since the conflict in the dormitory was resolved, she didn't care about it for the time being. The monkey and the strong man were also very excited, and they took out the wine hidden in the dormitory one after another, "Everyone will not be drunk or sleepy tonight."
Don't get drunk or sleep.
Shen Xi liked such excitement, so she also took out the snacks hidden in the dormitory, including sliced almonds, peanuts, beef jerky, and two packs of shrimp crackers.
Lin Yutang observed without leaving any trace, these snacks were all Shen Xi's favorites before. Brands including shrimp crackers were all her favorites before.
Lin Yutang felt more and more painful when he thought that he was still entangled in another possibility yesterday.
Shen Xi was very interested in making arrangements, the four chairs in the dormitory formed a circle, and in the middle was a folding table, which was usually used for playing cards in the dormitory. Shen Xi put the snacks on top, and put the edamame that he brought for supper in the middle, and finally added the strong man's beer and the monkey's red wine, and it immediately became a decent party time.
The monkey opened the beer, stood up and said: "As the head of dormitory 921, I am very, very pleased that the boss and the third child can turn their fights into friendship tonight. I wish our dormitory 921 youth and long live the friendship!"
The strong man also touched the wine with his hand: "Long live friendship."
Shen Xi stepped forward immediately: "Long live friendship."
Then only Lin Yutang was left, and the three immediately looked at Lin Yutang. Lin Yutang paused for two seconds, picked up the can of beer and touched it and said, "Long live friendship, long live love."
Long live love... Where does love come from here... The monkey and the strong man looked at each other, isn't this funny!
Simply drinking and eating supper is boring. The strong man came up with several drinking games, but Lin Yutang vetoed them all. The strong man was a little unhappy: "Third brother, think about one."
Lin Yutang held the bottle and said, "Who is a good roommate?"
"Who is a good roommate?" Monkey had heard of a game called "Who is a good friend", but he had never heard of "Who is a good roommate". He looked at Lin Yutang with some interest: "How to play?"
"It's very simple." Lin Yutang inadvertently glanced at "He Zhizhou" who was sitting obediently. He explained the game of "Who is a good roommate": "Who is a good roommate" is similar to "Who is a good friend". Ask one person to guess, and guess the little secret between roommates.
What about the little secret... The strong man likes it the most.
Lin Yutang added another sentence: "Guess one correctly and reward 20 yuan, guess five consecutively, 200 yuan."
bingo! Adding a gamble to the simple game immediately stimulated the hidden bloodiness of the men present. Even Shen Xi, a hypocrite, got excited and raised both hands: "I agree, let's play like this."
No one protested, the game started. Before the official game started, the four of them made a special oath of "loyalty to personality, no fraud".
The first group is monkeys and strong men, Shen Xi asked.
She asked the monkey: "What vegetable is the strong man's favorite?"
"Chives, aphrodisiac." The monkey not only answered correctly, but also explained the reason.
The strong man covered his face: "What's wrong with the aphrodisiac!"
Shen Xi asked the second question: "The score of the strong man's college entrance examination."
The monkey reluctantly answered: "593, our school is our department at the end of the crane."
The third question: "What was the nickname of the strong man?"
"San Mao." The monkey raised his head to the sky and screamed, "The classic representative of Mao's film, Mao's book, and Mao's photo."
After passing all three, Shen Xi increased the difficulty: "What's the name of the strong man at the same table in the second semester of the second semester of the second year of high school?"
"Fuck, what a pit!" The monkey vomited blood, but this round of the game was over.
In the next round, the monkey questioned Shen Xi, and the object was Lin Yutang.
Shen Xi seemed to have got a cheat sheet for cheating, she twitched the corners of her mouth, she was confident. Lin Yutang glanced at her, and asked Shen Xi: "Increase the difficulty, double the bet, do you want to play?"
Shen Xi pretended to be very embarrassed, and after a while she asked suspiciously: "If I answered everything correctly, would you lie?"
"Didn't they all take an oath?" Lin Yutang replied, his voice was much more pleasing to the ear than before.
Shen Xi agreed: "It's okay, just increase the difficulty, it's a game, it's fun only when there are challenges."
The monkey is planning to take revenge on the boss, and since the boss has no objection, he will not be polite. For the first question, he asked, "Lin Yutang's measurements are accurate to one decimal place."
Lin Yutang coughed lightly, and the monkey replaced his measurements with his height.
Shen Xi raised his eyebrows and said directly: "182.9 cm."
The monkey looked at Lin Yutang.
Lin Yutang looked calm and nodded.
These topics are too easy for her! Shen Xi's face showed joy, and she was a little embarrassed to win the first battle, so she waved her hand modestly: "I just estimated it, but I didn't expect it to be right."
The monkey was really lucky to be the boss, so he started to ask the next question: "What animal is the third most afraid of?"
Shen Xi raised his legs and spit out the answer directly: "Xiaoqiang."
Damn, it turned out to be Xiaoqiang. The monkey asked Lin Yutang: "My third brother, right?"
Lin Yutang took a sip of beer: "Yes, it's a cockroach."
Shen Xi stretched out his hand to get money from Monkey, Monkey handed it reluctantly, and continued to ask: "The name of the school where the third primary school graduated?"
This question should be difficult, who would know the graduation name of the roommate's elementary school, and he is not from the same city. The strong men who were watching thought that the boss would not be able to answer this time. Sure enough, Shen Xi frowned, and she patted Monkey on the shoulder: "This question really stumps me."
The monkey smiled triumphantly.
Shen Xi stood up suddenly, she walked around the dormitory twice, thought deeply and said: "But I can deduce that Lin Yutang is from G city, and the best elementary school in G city is Gulin No. In the south of the city, the south of the city is too far away from Gulin No. 1 Primary School, and the best primary school in the south of the city is the primary school attached to G University, so I boldly guess it is the primary school attached to G University.” When he finally said the answer, Shen Xi made a handsome gesture of looking back, Ask Lin Yutang: "Is that right?"
"Primary attached to G University?" Monkey also asked Lin Yutang, "Is that right?"
The corner of Lin Yutang's mouth twitched, and he nodded: "It's the primary school attached to University G." But the reason why he went to the primary school was very simple, Shen Xi went to the kindergarten next to the primary school.
"It's too mysterious." Monkey lost a mess, but he still didn't give up, he wanted to make a comeback! He took a deep breath and asked, "What's the name of Lin Yutang's favorite song?"
favorite song? There are so many songs, how can there be a favorite... Shen Xi really couldn't guess this question. She raised her eyelids twice, unable to figure it out.
Lin Yutang looked at Shen Xi who was stunned, he took out the wallet from his pocket, and took out all the cash inside: "I'll raise the note too."
Sure enough, the game reached its peak stage, and the strong man also took out a small amount of money to raise bets. In order to ensure that the game was not cheated, before Shen Xi answered, Lin Yutang first wrote the title of the song on a piece of paper, and put it on the table backwards.
Shen Xi held her head, she knew what kind of songs Lin Yutang liked, but who knew which one he liked the most. She was going to give up, but Lin Yutang raised 800 yuan, if she loses...
So she can only try her best to think about it. She remembers that when she was in junior high school, her father bought her an MP3 player. She didn't know how to download music from the Internet. Later, Lin Yutang downloaded music for her. What was the first song she downloaded... Shen Xi Looking at the bets on the table again to stimulate herself, she finally patted her head and stood up, reading out the answer syllable by syllable: "I guess it's "Yesterday Once More" by Carpenter..."
It's impossible to guess right this time!
Monkey hurriedly opened the answer written by Lin Yutang, damn it! It turned out to be "Reappearance of Yesterday", he groaned and fell to the ground.
"Starting today, please tell me to guess the gods." Shen Xi was very arrogant. She took all the bets, including Lin Yutang's 800 yuan, and then patted the monkeys including Lin Yutang's shoulders pitifully and said, "You guys Don't be sad, I will treat you to a big meal on the weekend, and I will use this money~~ Wahahahahaha... "
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lin Yutang slightly turned his head to look at Shen Xi's hand on his shoulder, his face was calm, only his delicate eyelashes fluttered slightly.
Tonight, Shen Xi was destined to be the big winner. Before going to bed, he counted the money he won several times, and finally put it under the pillow, and fell asleep sweetly.
The 921 dormitory gradually fell silent, and the sound of even and long breathing came one after another. Lin Yutang got up from the lower bunk, it was strange that he could fall asleep tonight.
He stood in front of the bed, looked at "He Zhizhou" on the upper bunk with a calm expression, only felt that the nearest him was like a flat boat in the sea, with huge waves constantly beating towards him.
Also because of this, he was in an impetuous mood, so he didn't observe He Zhizhou carefully at all, but when he observed it, he looked like Shen Xi at all. For example, the current sleeping position, Shen Xi used to have a nickname in the kindergarten called "Little Turtle Facing the Sky".
Lin Yutang looked at He Zhizhou's version of "Little Turtle Facing All Around the Sky" motionlessly, and fell into a deep pain in his heart again. After a while, he turned his face away, but before going back to bed, he still pulled the quilt for Shen Xi , covering her belly outside.
crazy crazy!
The next day, the tangled Lin Yutang got up again at five in the morning. He stood in front of the bed again and silently stared at Shen Xi who was still asleep. After watching for a long time, he went to the balcony to calm down.
Shen Xi woke up on time at six o'clock, she lifted the quilt and sat up, and said to Lin Yutang who was making coffee at the table: "Morning."
Lin Yutang replied with a good morning, and then continued to brew the coffee in his hand.
Shen Xi was still a little confused, sitting on the bed and sleepwalking like an old man, and then she saw Big Brother He's big dick "respecting" her again, she was already used to this, and covered it with one hand. He breathed out, and pressed his other hand directly on the big dick.
pressed...
From the corner of Lin Yutang's eyes, he accidentally saw Shen Xi's action, and the boiling water almost scalded his hands...
Shen Xi also noticed that Lin Yutang was looking at her, blushed slightly, and then said dissatisfied: "They are all men, haven't you seen Chen Bo? This is a normal phenomenon!"
Lin Yutang put the coffee on the table, feeling ashamed, as a normal man, who would not have a morning erection. But he had never seen a "man" handle this matter like this.
Shen Xi, oh Shen Xi!
Lin Yutang took a deep breath, hoping to calm down, but he couldn't calm down at all. He watched Shen Xi forcefully stuff something into his pants because he wanted to wear pants, and he felt like he had taken care of a kitten that he raised with care, and suddenly learned to pee on his hind legs with a group of wild dogs...