Every scumbag was a little angel with broken wings in his previous life.
He Zhizhou once thought that Shen Xi's test scores were cute, but he didn't know that it was the result of her comprehensive play of all kinds of rote memorization, cheat sheets, and little paper balls from well-meaning people.
There is a world of learning gods for learning gods, and there is a small world for learning scumbags. For example, the dreadful and fearful attitude of the low school students when facing the exam and their reluctance to make jokes are beyond comprehension for a god of learning like He Zhizhou. His previous joke of "avoiding all the correct answers" directly caused Shen Xi to lose his appetite.
I really can't eat it.
Shen Xi took a bite, took a look at him, took another bite, and took another look. He Zhizhou couldn't stand this look, and finally compromised and said, "I'm just joking."
It turned out that it was just a joke, not to scare people like this! Shen Xi immediately turned her grief into joy, and laughed "hehe" twice, and then she sent the Sixi balls that she liked most on the dinner plate to He Zhizhou's dinner plate: "Brother He, you eat this."
He Zhizhou had already finished eating and put down his chopsticks, but he looked at the meatballs on the plate, picked up the chopsticks again, lowered his head, and gracefully disposed of it.
Shen Xi thought that He Zhizhou liked to eat, so he gave another one.
He Zhizhou continued to eat.
Shen Xi will give it again.
He Zhizhou looked up at her and stopped eating.
In the evening, Shen Xi accompanied He Zhizhou to the stationery store in the school commercial street to buy 2B pencils and radio batteries. The exam is going to be tomorrow, and the shop is crowded with college students of all kinds. They are discussing the composition topics that will be issued in the fourth and sixth grades this year. Enclave boldly guessed the questions, surrounded by a lot of ignorant and innocent students like little white rabbits.
Looking at them, Shen Xi's brows were filled with joy again, although she also knew that this was wrong, but her mouth couldn't help but curl up. She quickly lowered her head and continued to write for He Zhizhou.
Shen Xi picked up a pen, while He Zhizhou was leaning on the booth of the stationery store and waiting. Turning his gaze around, he saw a familiar face, who seemed to be in the same class as himself. But he walked over to Shen Xi, and patted her on the shoulder: "He Shen, you are here too."
Who is so enthusiastic! Shen Xi was startled, turned around and said, "Student, your hands are a bit strong."
He Zhizhou from S University passed CET-6 with the highest score in his freshman year. Everyone has never seen it or heard of it. When the great master appeared in the stationery store, there were many scumbags onlookers. The man with glasses was also very happy because he and He Zhizhou were close together, and he took the lead and asked excitedly: "He Shen, I will take the sixth-level exam tomorrow, do you have exam experience to teach?"
Exam experience? Shen Xi thought about it for a while, but he didn't know whether "choose the long if the three are short and one long, and choose the short if the three are long and one short". She looked at the real He Zhizhou beside her and sent out a distress signal.
He Zhizhou calmly played with the pen in his hand. It doesn't matter, he is no longer afraid of embarrassment.
Well, she coughed twice, suppressed her guilty conscience, and acted as a bully to give these scumbags advice: "First of all, don't be nervous, you are just facing a CET-4 and CET-6 exam, only those who have the ability to despise it Courage is the determination to overcome it."
Everyone nodded, and one girl applauded.
Shen Xi blinked her eyes, a little unbelievable, she hesitated to continue talking, her back hurt.
He Zhizhou still stopped Shen Xi.
Shen Xi hurriedly ended: "Actually, there's nothing to say, it's based on plain accumulation. If I must say that I have some test experience, I will eat a pancake opposite our school before the test, plus two eggs..."
Shen Xi was completely dragged out of the stationery store by He Zhizhou.
"Why, you still have a share in the pancake stand of Aunt Shandong?" When the two of them were together, He Zhizhou was completely rude.
"Don't be angry, it's clear that you didn't help me just now." Shen Xi pulled He Zhizhou's corner and started to soften. Seeing that He Zhizhou's face softened, she continued, "That Shandong aunt is very poor, she doesn't have a husband, One person has to support two daughters to go to college."
He Zhizhou lost his temper completely, but his voice was still chilly: "You really know a lot."
Shen Xi grinned: "There was one time when I wanted to learn how to make pancakes from her, and then we chatted."
He Zhizhou patted Shen Xi's back and said nothing.
Thanks to the great god effect, the Shandong pancake and fruit stand across from the school is completely popular. In the evening, the strong man waited in line for half an hour before getting a Supreme Golden Pancake, and then ran all the way back to the 921 dormitory, deliberately showing off in front of the boss: "Boss, do you want it?"
Shen Xi took a look at the burly man's attentive appearance, took off his earplugs, and nodded reluctantly: "Tear me some of the side you haven't eaten."
The strong man generously tore more than half of it.
Shen Xi was already very full from dinner, when Lin Yutang came in, she immediately asked Lin Yutang: "My third child, you either, I can't eat, I'll give you half."
Lin Yutang stopped, hesitated for two seconds, and nodded: "Yes."
It's okay... He's really colder than He Zhizhou. Shen Xi tore off half of it and handed it to Lin Yutang.
Fuck! The brawny man was stunned. Recently, the relationship between the boss and the third child is very confusing.
In the 921 dormitory, only the monkeys need to take the sixth-level exam tomorrow. Lin Yutang and He Zhizhou passed CET-6 in their freshman year, and when the brawny sophomore was a sophomore, he accompanied a third-year senior to study English for CET-6, but that senior failed and he passed.
For this, the monkey is really envious and jealous.
In the evening, Monkey made a set of simulation papers in the dormitory. When he encountered a short essay with 50% of the words he didn’t know, he quickly took it and asked the boss to translate it for him.
Shen Xi froze for a moment, and looked at the short text carefully, scanning word by word, the result was amazing, she didn't recognize a single word.
"Monkey... I..." She also felt powerless when she couldn't help Monkey.
"Monkey, let me translate it for you." Lin Yutang came from behind, glanced at Shen Xi from the corner of his eye, directly took the mock paper in the monkey's hand, and translated it sentence by sentence for the monkey.
Compared with the 921 dormitory, the four people in 636 all worked together to pass the fourth grade exam. In the evening, Chen Han was lying on the bed reciting English model essays, and Doudou was lying on the desk, writing words with a pen on the dress she was going to wear tomorrow, all of which were words she thought she would pass the test but couldn't remember.
As for Xia Weiye, she has already contacted a boy in the same examination room who would throw the answer to her, and she is now on the phone with that boy.
He Zhizhou passed by Doudou, he had already written several lines of words on the dark blue skirt, he really knew a lot.
Doudou sensed a strong air of disdain spreading around, she raised her head sensitively: "Ah Xi, you taught me this last year!"
Well, He Zhizhou walked towards the balcony silently, when the text message on his phone rang, he received a text message from Shen Xi: "Brother He, don't take the exam too hard tomorrow!"
Haha, He Zhizhou raised his head, the breeze was blowing on his face, the moon was cunning, and the sky was full of stars blinking in the night sky like splashed ink. He felt better for some reason, why don't he take the 520 exam for her
Forget it, such a nasty thing, only a brain can do it. He Zhizhou turned back to the dormitory, went to bed, and closed the blue curtain on the bed. This is his newly bought hanging curtain to prevent himself from seeing some indecent emergencies.
At six o'clock the next day, the teacher's college and the campus of S University began to broadcast the announcement of the discipline of the CET-4 and CET-6 exams one after the other. Everyone's CET is finally here!
Level 4 in the morning and Level 6 in the afternoon.
At 8:40 in the morning, Shen Xi, who had been having fun all night, personally sent He Zhizhou to the examination room. There were many people in the examination room holding the examination materials in their hands and memorizing them, planning to cram for the last time.
If there is no He Zhizhou, Shen Xi clearly knows that she will be one of them, more than that, she is not as chic as she is now, so she secretly pulled the corner of He Zhizhou's clothes, and sincerely thanked: "Brother He ,Thank you."
"It's nothing." He Zhizhou turned his head coldly. After a while, he turned his head and asked colder: "About how many points do you want?"
Do you really want as many points as you want? Happiness came so suddenly... But she was ashamed to put pressure on He Zhizhou, and reached out to pat He Zhizhou on the shoulder: "We can score as much as we can in the exam."
Heh~ He Zhizhou ignored Shen Xi, went straight up the stairs, and was about to enter the examination room. He didn't expect that he had passed the Level 4 exam twice in his lifetime.
Shen Xi watched He Zhizhou go upstairs affectionately, then waved to him cutely. He Zhizhou turned his head once, and the corners of his lips curled up half an arc. He is a bit contemptuous of the behavior of taking the exam, but who made her his girlfriend, so what if he pampers her
When He Zhizhou walked into the examination room on the second floor, Shen Xi walked around the corridor on the first floor twice. Ever since she changed her identity, she was no longer familiar with the teaching building of the Teachers College.
The sky was dark, as if it was about to rain, Shen Xi poked his head out and looked around. With a sound of "crash", the dull sky was pierced by two flashes of lightning, and suddenly it rained cats and dogs.
Oops, she didn't bring an umbrella!
He Zhizhou was seated at the far left corner of the classroom. He was quite satisfied with the exam seat that scumbags hate the most. There was an exam admission ticket on the corner of the desk, which contained various information about Shen Xi. The ID face is more pleasing to the eye.
It just so happened that the invigilator handed out the test papers, and saw this scene by accident, and laughed in his heart, he had never seen such a narcissistic person!
Corner seats are next to the windows. It was raining heavily outside, He Zhizhou felt a little irritable when he saw Shen Xi who was hiding from the rain downstairs.
The people in the same examination room started to read the essay questions after getting the test papers, racing against time, only He Zhizhou leaned back in his chair and looked at Shen Xi downstairs.
Invigilator: "..."
Shen Xi downstairs held his head, but decided to rush into the heavy rain.
He Zhizhou frowned, the rain was falling so fast, wouldn't she hide for a while? He rubbed his forehead with a headache, collected his thoughts, picked up a pen to write his name on the answer sheet, and wrote "Shen Xi" in a vigorous and graceful manner...
Shen Xi ran all the way back to the 921 dormitory, she was drenched, so she planned to take a hot bath, but the water heater in the dormitory was broken and no hot water could come out. In order to avoid catching a cold, she packed up two pieces of clothes and went straight to the public bathroom downstairs.
It was the first time for her to enter the men's bathroom. When she walked in, she realized that the design of the men's bathroom was so insane. There were single rooms and collective bathrooms. The collective bathrooms only had rows of shower heads, without even a partition.
There are not many single rooms, only seven or eight seats. Because 50% of the boys in the school have taken the exam, there are not many people taking a bath in the bathhouse. Shen Xi successfully found a private room, took off his wet clothes and pants, and then turned on the hot water switch. Comfortably turned two circles in the middle.
"It's so comfortable!" She sighed, "I love taking a bath, my skin is so good..."
Fuck! Who made such an enchanting voice? Which man takes such a healthy bath? Next door to Shen Xi was a boy from the Northeast, because he couldn't bear the stimulation, the soap in his hand accidentally fell off with a "click"...
He exclaimed: "My soap!"
As a result, the naughty soap not only fell, but also slid all the way to the next door.
Shen Xi lowered her head, a piece of yellow soap slid over from the next room, and slipped to her toes. She wiggled her toes and immediately fell silent. She didn't want to pick up the soap.
"Neighbor, can you pick up the soap for me?"
No matter how she pretended to be dead, a rough male voice floated over from the white mist. Let her pick up soap! Shen Xi lowered his head, struggling in his heart, after a while, he spoke weakly to discuss: "I kick it for you, is that okay?"
The bathmate next door had no choice but to take half of the bath, he said, "Okay, but your feet are clean, right?"
Bitch! Suspecting that her feet were not clean, Shen Xi groaned and had a plan in mind: She must kick this piece of soap far away, it's best to kick it out of several private rooms and let him go out naked to pick it up!
One, two, three, she stretched out her foot, and before she started kicking, her foot slipped accidentally, and with a loud "snap", her head hit the wooden board of the single room directly.
It hurts! She squinted her eyes, then couldn't open them again.
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"This is the end of the listening test..."
Shen Xi became conscious again, only this sentence echoed in his ears. She vaguely remembered that her head hit the veneer, so she habitually reached out and rubbed it, and then found that it didn't hurt much.
That's solid enough, she thought happily. I just don't know if she knocked He Zhizhou's head into a fool, and then she did a calculation in her mind - 16 plus 32 equals... 48...
Yeah, I can figure it out, I'm not stupid...
"Student, the written test has begun!"
"Student, wake up and take the exam!!!"
"This female classmate!"
Female classmate? !
Where are the female students in the men's bathroom...
Then what is the test
Shen Xi was woken up by the male invigilator. She raised her head lying on the table, the expression on her face was first confused, then shocked, and finally panicked. She looked at her hands, the surrounding environment, the expressionless invigilator, and the Level 4 test papers on the table, and immediately covered her mouth with her hands in grief to prevent herself from crying.
impossible!
Why did you come back!
Why did you come back at this time...
Shen Xi turned over the test paper with trembling hands, tears burst out and fell on the test paper one by one, she was so sad that she couldn't help herself.
"Student, what's the matter with you?" The invigilator was also stunned, he was such a distressed scumbag.
Shen Xi raised his head tearfully, looked at the invigilator, and couldn't even speak smoothly: "Teacher, why... I'm here..."