Carrying Fu Li back home, Zhuang Qing tucked him into the bed. Seeing him lying on the bed with his belly upturned, Zhuang Qing shook his head silently. He was really a stupid demon spoiled by his elders.
When the cold wind picked up, he went to the window, closed the window, and drew the curtains.
Exiting the guest room, Zhuang Qing stood in the corridor, looking at the luxurious crystal chandelier in the living room, suddenly covering her face with her hands and rubbing it hard.
Zhou Nan is an otaku who is addicted to games. Other otakus, even if they don’t like socializing, choose to stay at home every day, and they will have a fixed source of income, such as writing, painting, translation, various webcasting and other industries. But Zhou Nan is different. He only likes to stay at home and live on the inheritance left by his parents. Every day, he either kills people in games to find satisfaction, or posts some sensational comments under various current affairs news to vent his life. dissatisfied.
But recently, he found some troubles in his life. In the middle of the night, there were always women crying and scolding from the bathroom, and he always dreamed that the elders at home were scolding him. He didn't take this seriously. He didn't expect that a few days later, bruises appeared on his buttocks on his legs. As long as he sat on a hard stool, it would hurt his heart. He mustered up the courage to go to the hospital for a check-up. He spent a lot of money on the check-up, but nothing was found. After he was so angry that he scolded the doctors on the Internet for being liars, he posted his recent experience in a spiritual forum.
It is a pity that the post he sent did not attract the attention of other netizens, and was quickly suppressed by other posts. He was a little dejected, but there was nothing he could do. That night, the strange female voice in the toilet cried even more. The eight generations of his ancestors gathered around his bed to scold and beat him. He didn't sleep well all night.
The next morning, as he was covering himself with the quilt, he was about to make up for sleep when a knock on the door rang.
He got up from the bed impatiently, rubbed the pain that spread to his waist, opened the door with a stinky face and confused eyes: "What are you doing? I don't buy insurance, I don't buy a purifier."
"Comrade, I'm sorry to disturb you."
Only then did Zhou Nan see clearly that the person who was talking to him was wearing a police uniform and looked quite friendly. Police station police? He was a little nervous. Could it be that the words he scolded people on the Internet were reported
"You, what's the matter with you?" Zhou Nan glanced at the two men behind the police. The one on the left was about 1.8 meters tall, with a figure that made men jealous, and his appearance was even more hated. Zhou Nan couldn't help thinking, long What's the use of having a good look? It's not like being a police officer behind the old police. The man on the right should be a little shorter, with a bare top on his head. Fortunately, he looks kind, otherwise he might be recognized by passers-by as a jerk when he walks on the street.
"It's nothing, we just came to the door for a public opinion interview." The policeman took out his credentials, "Excuse me."
Zhou Nan, who was constantly scolding people on the Internet, did not dare to cause trouble in reality. When he saw the police took out his credentials, he hurriedly opened the door and took two steps back: "Please come in, please come in."
"Ho." The bald man walked into the door and saw the empty drink bottles in the house, as well as the takeaway boxes piled up on the table, and he almost lost his footing.
"It's a little messy at home, I'm laughing." Zhou Nan kicked and kicked the messy garbage in the house, and finally cleared a path, "Please."
This place is a bit messy, it's just a garbage pit. The bald man has a keen sense of smell and is very uncomfortable with the smell in the room. He couldn't bear to open the living room window, and he didn't dare to sit on the sofa in the living room that was thickly covered with dust.
Zhou Nan scratched his greasy hair and went to the refrigerator to get a few cans of drinks, but the very handsome man refused.
"Thank you for your kindness, but we have a rule that you can't take the masses one by one." The handsome man seemed to be a little interested in the house where Zhou Nan lived. He stepped on the garbage and walked to the toilet door freely, "This is yours. bathroom?"
"Wait." Zhou Nan thought of his experience during this period of time, and hesitated, "There is something wrong there, you better not go in."
Although he was very jealous of such a good-looking man, if something really happened to him, he would have only a little conscience left, and he would not be able to be at peace.
The handsome man opened the bathroom door and glanced, Zhou Nan followed behind, looking at the yellowed washbasin, the dripping tap, and the dirty toilet, his face was a little red.
"The bathroom area is quite large." The handsome man closed the door and kept the smell in the toilet behind. Zhou Nan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If he continued like this, he would be embarrassed to death.
"I'll go to other households to investigate, you two are watching here." The slightly older policeman smiled at the two young men, and walked out of the house as fast as he was running for his life.
Zhou Nan felt even more embarrassed, but he couldn't pick out what was wrong.
"Hiss." He twisted his waist, and suddenly took a breath of cold air in pain.
"Injured?" The handsome man looked over with concern, his expression was so real that Zhou Nan unconsciously told what had happened recently, and even the strange cry in the toilet was told to the other party. After he finished speaking, he was shocked to realize what he had said. He waved his hand quickly and said, "Maybe I'm too tired recently, so I have hallucinations. I didn't promote feudal superstition..."
"I know." The handsome man reached out and patted his shoulder, "Don't be nervous, it's not a big deal."
"Brother Fu." The bald man standing by the living room window shouted, "The boss called for a meeting at eleven o'clock."
"I know, it can be done here in half an hour." The handsome man glanced at the clock on the wall in the living room, but unfortunately this dusty clock had already stopped working, so he could only take out his mobile phone to check the time.
Zhou Nan took a peek at it, and it turned out to be the latest model of a big brand. It is said that many people on the Internet are still queuing up to buy it, and the police used this film first. I said just now that I wouldn't take a single stitch from the masses, and now I took out a big-name mobile phone. Zhou Nan thought of this and felt a little uncomfortable.
"My name is Fu Li, I am not an employee of the police station, but belong to another department." Fu Li looked at the dejected young man with hair like a bird's nest in front of him, "My colleagues in our department saw your post on the website. , so I came to your house to see."
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Zhou Nan was stunned, this handsome guy who called himself Fu Li was talking about the haunted post he posted yesterday
"What department are you? Could it be that there is really unclean things in my house?" Zhou Nan stepped back in fright, as if a few steps away from the toilet would make it safer.
"Shh." Fu Li ignored him, but grabbed the toilet door and dragged a woman in white from inside. Zhou Nan was so frightened by this scene that his legs were weak, and his body staggered and fell into the garbage, "What, what is this?"
"This is the toilet god, you can call her a toilet ghost. In the past, human beings had the habit of worshipping the kitchen god or the toilet god. Some people worshiped sincerely, and their family would give birth to spiritual bodies because of their beliefs, which is what you humans call them. Family Fairy." Fu Li looked at the weak and crying toilet god in front of him, "She is your Family Fairy."
"God, immortal... Isn't she a ghost?" Zhou Nan stammered, "Why do I have this kind of thing in my house?" He doesn't believe this, where did he come from
"Of course she's not a ghost." Fu Li put a little on the toilet god, the toilet god's body became solid, and he also had the ability to speak.
"Thank you, sir." The toilet god bowed to Fu Li Yingying, a family fairy with a very good temperament.
"You're so weak, why don't you leave this house?" Fu Li was puzzled and lost the worship of mortals. The toilet god can find new believers. Although there are few people who believe in these, they can't be found, so why bother Feel sorry for being in such a dirty and messy place.
The toilet god raised her head, revealing her delicate face: "Because I promised someone, I will never leave unless the children of the Zhou family personally say they no longer need me."
Fu Li turned to look at Zhou Nan, Zhou Nan shook his head in fright: "I didn't know there was an immortal at home, if I knew, I would definitely set her free."
"I remember your family immortals have a habit. If the family is noisy or behaves recklessly, you can show a vision to warn them, why didn't you do this?" Fu Li rarely appeared in the human world before, but he also Heard the story of Jiaxian. For example, there is a family of children who do not understand the rules at the age of seven or eight, often cry, and go to the kitchen to urinate. After a while, the family's meals are suddenly uncooked, and it is useless to burn more firewood. Later, the family promised Be sure to discipline the child well, and then the life will return to normal after offering incense and kowtow.
However, after the child was disciplined, it became better and better, and he was admitted to the jinshi. Later, there was a legend that a family fairy would bless his family.
The toilet god blushed a little: "This Mr. Zhou, he doesn't cook at all. Later, I arranged for two snakes to come in to warn him, who knew that there was too much garbage in the house, which provoked a lot of mice, and those two snakes finally ate the mice. Gotta hold on."
"It's so important to make promises to human beings. It's so important that you would rather your soul be destroyed than stay here?" Fu Li couldn't understand the idea of the toilet god.
"He is a very good person, and he has been able to see me since he was a child." The toilet god showed a warm smile on his face, "He has been with me all the time, he has no wife and no children, and he can't let go until he dies, it is his clan and his family. I, forcing myself to be unwilling to take my last breath."
"I promised him that I will stay at Zhou's house well, and he will leave with peace of mind." The toilet god lowered his head and concealed the emotions in his eyes, "I've gotten used to it over the years."
Zhou Nan, who was slumped in the garbage pit, was stunned. He heard his father mentioned before his death that their family used to be famous. More than two hundred years ago, there was an old and old ancestor who was admitted to the jinshi and became a local official, but only for a lifetime. None of them married, and they died of illness in less than thirty. Their case was adopted from another house to the name of this old ancestor.
In his memory, when his grandfather was alive, he would burn some incense, candles and paper money to pay homage to the Lord of the Stove and the Family Fairy. After his grandfather passed away, his father occasionally acted like he did, but when he was in his generation, he forgot about these things. Seeing this Jiaxian now, the fear in his heart was gradually replaced by shame, but he touched the bruises all over his body, and he smiled bitterly: "Jiaxian, I know I did something wrong, but you beat me up too. Too harsh."
The toilet god was puzzled: "My spirit body has almost dissipated recently, how can I hurt you?"
Zhou Nan shuddered: "You mean, there are other ghosts in my house?"
Fu Li turned to look at Chu Yu, Chu Yu shook his head and said, "There is no evil spirit."
Seeing this, Fu's heart was numb, and he said to Zhou Nan indifferently, "Maybe it's because your ancestors who haven't been reincarnated can't stand it and came to teach you a lesson." The garbage in the room smells bad, no matter how lazy you are. No matter how sloppy you are, you shouldn't turn your home into a rubbish pit.
Zhou Nan shrank his shoulders and looked around the room in horror, as if he wanted to see if there were any ancestors around.
Fu Li ignored him and turned to look at the toilet god: "If this Mr. Zhou lets you go now, is there any place you want to go?"
The toilet god shook his head: "Except for the Zhou family, I no longer want to contact any human family."
"Even if you're going to lose your mind?"
"Yes, even if I will be distraught." The toilet god smiled and nodded.
"Why?" Fu Li was even more confused, "That human has only been with you for a few decades, so you don't even want to die?"
The toilet god looked at the handsome and high-level demon cultivator in front of him, and chuckled softly: "Sir, you probably don't understand what love is."
Fu Li said: "I understand, there are many elders who love me from childhood to adulthood, and I love them too."
"It's not the same, that's not the same." The toilet god smiled more tenderly, looking at Fu Li as if he was looking at an ignorant junior, even though she had lived less than three hundred years, standing in front of her was a The great demon who practiced more than 4,000 years ago, "There is a kind of love that cannot be replaced by others. You will want to be with him forever and ever and never be separated."
Fu Li looked at the toilet god with pity: "But human lifespan is very short, you can't be with him forever."
"Yeah, but if you are in love, it's good even if you fight for it." The toilet god saw the pity in Fu Li's eyes and smiled gently, "Even if he is human, I recognize him."
Fu Li doesn't understand love, so it's hard to judge whether this kind of behavior is smart or stupid, but this affection deserves his respect. He thought about it and said, "If you don't have a place to go, you can go to our place to be a support staff. We have many female nuns like you there."
The toilet god smiled and said nothing.
"The Zhou family doesn't need you as a toilet god in the future." Zhou Nan stood up from the ground, his head downcast, he seemed a little energetic at this moment, "I will take good care of myself by myself, you follow this handsome guy named Fu Li. Let's go."
He can't worship the so-called family immortal sincerely, and his joy of life is in the virtual online world. People who live in mud are doomed to not be able to climb the wall, and they don't want to drag others into the mud pit. What's more, the toilet god and his ancestors are lovers. According to the seniority, he still has to call her grandmother, and let the grandmother live with him in such a dirty house. His face is a little hot.
The toilet god thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Please wait a moment, Lord Monster God, at least... I want to teach this child the ability to live independently before I am willing to leave with confidence. After all, he is... Yuzhi's descendant, and I will take good care of him. he."
Zhou Nan wanted to say that he didn't need to be taught how to live by others, but in the face of the garbage in one place, he couldn't say it confidently.
"Okay." Fu Li agreed to the toilet god, and then placed a ban on Zhou Nan, so that he could not tell anyone what happened today. According to the usual habits, Zhou Nan should be taken away from this memory, but the toilet god wants to teach Zhou Nan to live independently. If Zhou Nan's memory is taken away, many things will be impossible.
Who told him to always be considerate, so he chose a compromise.
When Fu Li and Chu Yu left, Zhou Nan jumped up from the ground when he saw that the toilet god was actually helping him collect the garbage on the ground: "You, you sit, let me do this dirty work."
He swept away the rubbish piled up on the sofa and put a layer of towel on it: "You sit, you sit."
The toilet god sat down with a loving smile.
Zhou Nan ran back and forth more than a dozen times before throwing out all the garbage in the house, and then started mopping the floor again. Halfway through, he was so tired and dizzy, he said casually, "Grandma, does grandfather look good? ?"
After he finished speaking, he could not wait to slap himself, what kind of grandmother, isn't this looking for a slap
But there was a bright smile on the face of the toilet god sitting on the sofa, she nodded and said, "Little grandson, your old grandfather is very good-looking."
"There is no man more beautiful than him in this world."
Fu Li and Chu Yu rushed back to the department to finish the meeting. Fu Li probably understood the content of the entire meeting. It was probably about caring for the environment and nature. As soon as the meeting was over, he ran to Zhuang Qing and put his hand on his shoulder: "Come on, let's go have dinner."
Once he had agreed to accompany Zhuang Qing, he would definitely accompany him well. Thinking that Zhuang Qing used to eat alone for nearly two thousand years, Fu Li felt that he must accompany Zhuang Qing to eat more, so that he could experience the joy of eating at the same table.
In Fu Li's mind, Zhuang Qing is a cabbage growing alone in the ground, suffering from wind, rain, frost and snow every day, which is extremely pitiful.
Other colleagues in the conference room who had not left stopped one after another, wanting to know how the boss fell in love.
Zhuang Qing tilted his head and glanced at them, they shivered in their hearts, and ran out of the conference room without looking back. Huang Can ran slowly and was blocked by his colleagues. In a hurry, he turned into a weasel and squeezed out of the gap.
"Why are they running so fast?" Fu Li immediately reacted, "No, Bao Yu must have made a lot of delicious food today. They are running so fast, they want to grab limited dishes from us!"
He grabbed Zhuang Qing's arm and dragged the people outside: "Let's run faster, we can't let them take the lead."
Zhuang Qing: …
Why would he accompany this stupid demon to do such a mindless thing? Running so fast, just to grab food, he is dignified, and lacks this mouthful to eat
With a straight face being dragged by Fu Li, the corners of Zhuang Qing's mouth pursed upwards.
"Grab my hand." Zhuang Qing grabbed Fu Li's hand, "I'll take you to grab it."
Colleagues in the management office felt like a golden light flashed around them, and looked around, but found nothing.
"The speed of your Golden Dragons is fast." Fu Li grabbed his favorite fish and shrimp, and divided Zhuang Qing a fish in a good mood. "This is not comparable to other monsters."
Zhuang Qing took a big bite of the fish that Fu Li gave him, raised his chin, and said with a nonchalant expression, "It's nothing."
"In the future, as long as Bao Yu cooks delicious dishes, I will bring you to grab it together. They will definitely not be able to grab me."
The fish had already eaten a third of it, and Zhuang Qing hummed expressionlessly.
So there was another little yellow croaker that Fu Li gave him on his dinner plate.
"Is there anything weird in the place you went to check today?" Zhuang Qing asked.
"Yes, it's a toilet ghost." Fu Li told Zhuang Qing what happened, "I just don't understand, that short decades of love is so important that she gave up everything?"
The small yellow croaker on Zhuang Qing's chopsticks fell on the plate. He lowered his head and wiped the oil spilled on the table expressionlessly: "There are too many things you don't understand."
"Do you understand?"
Zhuang Qing looked up at him and said, "If I love someone, I will be more ambitious than her, and I won't just pursue the day and night."
Fu Li was stared at by Zhuang Qing's eyes a bit weird, and even felt like a rabbit was dancing in his heart: "Well, that's really more ambitious."
"Well, it's good if you understand the truth." Zhuang Qing lowered his head and put the little yellow croaker in his mouth and ate it gracefully.
"The way you eat is so beautiful, like the pet I used to be."
"Shut up and eat, making noise!"
"Oh… "
The rebellious period of the minor is really difficult to serve.