Zhuang Qing looked at Fu Li, and suddenly smiled after a long time, leaning forward slightly before walking to Fu Li, the distance between him and Fu Li was so close that he could feel each other's breath: "I feel a little stupid, how can I expect Your elm head knows too much?"
"Zhuang Xiaolong, you seem to be attacking me personally?" Fu Li was used to Zhuang Qing's approach, even if Zhuang Qing suddenly bullied him, he didn't dodge, instead he reached out and poked his forehead affectionately. , "No big or small, who is the head of the elm?"
With a chuckle, Zhuang Qing walked to Fu Li's side and walked side by side with him: "Let's go."
"Where?" Fu Li felt that Zhuang Qing reached out and wrapped his arms around his shoulder, and patted the other's hand on his shoulder.
"To eat with the elders, you must prepare more ingredients." Zhuang Qing hugged Fu Li and walked out. "They haven't appeared in the human world for so many years, so they must be interested in human food. Let's go to the supermarket to prepare more."
"Don't go to work?" Fu Li glanced at the time, there were more than 40 minutes before get off work time.
Zhuang Qing raised his eyebrows: "As a leader, I sometimes want to arrive late and leave early." After saying this, he dragged Fu Li out of the underground lock spirit formation.
"It's nice to be young." Kunpeng lay on the railing, watching the two juniors walk out of the gate with their shoulders on their backs, and said to the scorpion, "Natural enemies can come together, is this the legendary love that creates miracles?"
After experiencing the Nine Heart Tribulation, Fu Li is a fully evolved monster Roar. Roar has many recipes, but dragon meat should be a great supplement to Roar. Fu Li stayed with Zhuang Qing every day and was able to withstand the temptation of delicious food. This self-control is really not comparable to ordinary demons.
The cockroach smiled: "This is a miracle of life."
Changes in some of the established fates always put him in a particularly good mood. Looking around at the staff who avoided them, he said to Kunpeng, "Go, go back to sleep."
Standing here again, those juniors were frightened.
Kunpeng glanced at the timid cultivators in the management office with disgust, shook his head and sighed, it was a misfortune in the cultivator world.
Although the population of Kyoto is much smaller than usual, many shops in the streets and alleys have put on festive songs, and the red lanterns are swaying in the wind.
There is a classic New Year song in the supermarket. As soon as Fu Li entered the supermarket, he received a flyer saying that if he spends more than 500 yuan, he will give away a red dragon doll. If he spends more than 800 yuan, he will give away a pair of dragon and rabbit dolls.
Only then did the two remember that this year is the Year of the Rabbit, and after tomorrow night, it will be the Year of the Dragon.
Looking at the photo on the flyer, Fu Li said to Zhuang Qing, "These two dolls are quite cute."
"Well." Zhuang Qing whispered in his ear, "Unfortunately, you are less like a rabbit now, more like a Samoyed."
"I can miss my childhood." Fu Li stuffed the shopping cart into Zhuang Qing, "Let's go, let's buy more things, and if we collect 800 yuan, we will have a gift of dragon and rabbit dolls."
Zhuang Qing: "..."
A gift is a bargain
All kinds of meat were stuffed into a large cart by Fu Li, and finally came to the grain and oil area. Fu Li was dazzled by the various brands of edible oil. He squatted in front of the shelf and looked up at Zhuang Qing, "Which oil is good?"
"If you don't like to go into the kitchen, don't embarrass yourself with this kind of problem." Zhuang Qing picked up a barrel of oil, put it in the shopping cart, and said to Fu Li, "I won't buy the vegetables, I'll let the pastoral pie prepare. Now, go to their sect to pick it up at night."
"Okay." Fu Li nodded, looking at the cart full of various things, "But what are you buying those gift packs for, it's useless."
Zhuang Qing said calmly: "You didn't see the flyer saying that if you spend more than 5,000 yuan, you will not only send dragon and rabbit dolls, but also four sets of silk bedding?"
"Oh." Fu Li suddenly realized, "Are you trying to make an order?"
"Well." Zhuang Qing pushed the shopping cart to the wine area and picked the best bottle from it. He doesn't have the habit of collecting red wine himself. He doesn't have any Lafite in the 1980s or Bordeaux in the 1970s. He can only buy two bottles in the supermarket to join in the fun.
"Zhuang Xiaolong, you are really good at home." Seeing that Zhuang Qing bought red wine, Fu Li whispered, "I don't like to drink red wine."
"It doesn't matter." Zhuang Qing whispered in his ear, "I don't like to drink either, it's just for the occasion."
In the past, the red wine area was the sales area of major domestic famous brand wines. A young man and a woman were picking things. The boy was pushing a large cart of things and wanted to buy the most expensive wine, but the girl seemed reluctant.
"You've already bought so many things, why are you buying wine? Don't waste your money. My dad doesn't like drinking much."
"It's the first time I went to your house to meet my elders, how can I be neglected." The boy kissed the girl's hair gently, "What if they don't want you to marry me? You didn't say you wanted to buy it last time. As for the silk bed quilt, the supermarket will give us a set if we collect 5,000 yuan, which is more cost-effective."
"You are really..." The girl was both ashamed and angry, she patted the boy lightly, looked up to see Zhuang Qing and Fu Li, her face turned even redder.
Fu Li: "… "
He looked at the shopping cart on his side, and then looked at the items in the shopping cart of the pair of men and women on the opposite side, and inexplicably remembered the rumors about him and Zhuang Qing outside.
They look like this... they really look like a human being when they meet their partner's elders.
"Do you want to buy this wine?" Zhuang Qing asked in a low voice.
Fu Li shook his head: "There are a lot of wines that have been brewed for thousands of years at home, and these wines are not good."
"Okay." Zhuang Qing didn't seem to see anything wrong with Fu Li, and took him to the snack area: "Let's see what you want to eat."
Fu Li buried his head and started picking up. After taking the boxes of chocolates on it, he found a few human girls with mobile phones behind the shelves.
Looking at Fu Li, the girls looked a little embarrassed and hid their mobile phones behind them.
Fu Li didn't care about their behavior, smiled at them, turned around and stuffed the chocolate box into the shopping cart, then said with a sad face, "It's full."
"You wait here first." Zhuang Qing shoved the full shopping cart into Fu Li's hands. With his long legs, he pushed an empty shopping cart over again, putting Fu Li on the shelf. All the snacks you are interested in are swept into the car, "Let's see what else you want to buy?"
"Yeah." Fu Li nodded, followed behind Zhuang Qing, and walked towards the cooked food area.
After the two of them walked away, a few little girls covered their faces and whispered, "I didn't expect that Director Zhuang would come to the supermarket with his little assistant to buy things. It's really sweet and down-to-earth. Director Zhuang put the snacks on the shelf into shopping. It looked so handsome when it was swept in the car."
"The little assistant's smile is so gentle, and I don't blame us for seeing us secretly taking photos." The little girls looked at the videos and photos on their phones, fearing that sharing the videos would bring trouble to Zhuang Qing and Fu Li, and Wanting to share the dog food they ate with everyone, I feel like a war between heaven and man.
Knowing the secret but not being able to tell it is too painful.
The two bought too many things, and the cashier scanned the packaging barcode for a long time before quoting the price: "A total of 4,956 yuan, thank you for your patronage."
"It's still 44 yuan?" Zhuang Qing stopped when he took out his mobile phone, and glanced at the small shelf next to him, and found a box of strawberry-flavored chewing gum priced at 68, so he took a box and said, "Add this. "
Today's businessmen are really dark, and even chewing gum is so expensive during the Chinese New Year. But for the four-piece silk bed set, Zhuang Qing reluctantly bought it.
"Okay." The cashier smiled and scanned the price code of the chewing gum. "After paying the bill, please take your consumption slip and go to the gift area on the right to pick up the gift."
"Thank you." Zhuang Qing paid the bill with his mobile phone, picked up shopping bags large and small, and followed Fu Li out of the payment area.
After receiving various gifts, the two of them were covered with bags. Walking out of the supermarket, Fu Li heard a song playing in a store next to it. A woman sang "a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a fat doll on her back" with a cheerful tune, and said to Zhuang Qing. , "The way we are now, is it a bit like what we sing in the song?"
"Whose daughter-in-law is busy walking and walking."
"So she's going back to her mother's house."
Zhuang Qing turned to look at him: "Somewhat like?"
Fu Li: "…
If this misunderstanding continues, he may really be responsible for Zhuang Xiaolong. I don't know if these rumors spread, will it affect Zhuang Xiaolong's search for a wife? Fu Li thought about it carefully, and felt that there might not be any banshee in the world of self-cultivation worthy of Zhuang Qing, so he was relieved. The most important thing for a newly-adult demon is career, and the matter of marrying a daughter-in-law should not be rushed.
Stuffing everything into the trunk, Fu Li shoved himself into the co-pilot and said to Zhuang Qing, "Why do humans create so many festivals, don't they dislike the trouble?"
"Probably this is a human need for emotions." Zhuang Qing started the car. "Human emotions are very complicated. For them, festivals are feelings and joy. These festivals make their lives more interesting."
"Now the world of comprehension also likes to celebrate human festivals, is it because of this?" Fu Li took off his coat and closed the car window.
"Maybe, after living for a long time, you will be bored and find things to do. No race is better at playing than humans." Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li, "fasten your seat belts."
"Oh." Fu Li buckled his seat belt and said to Zhuang Qing, "You are right, in terms of playing, there is really no creature that can compare to humans."
Back at the villa, Zhuang Qing went to clean up the things in the kitchen and refrigerator, and Fu Li sorted out the things he just bought from the supermarket to see what needs to be brought to the Fei Palace. All the gifts are left, some snacks are also left, and both raw meat and cooked food are brought.
"This chewing gum box is so big." Seeing that there was still a box of chewing gum inside, Fu Li felt that doing housework was a bit boring, so he prepared to open it and eat a piece. After unpacking, it contained a small square plastic bag, which was not a chewing gum, but a tool that hindered reproduction.
Holding this thin little bag, Fu Li looked a little complicated. What did Zhuang Qing buy this for
"Zhuang Xiaolong, what are you buying this for?" As a demon cultivator, Fu Li felt that healthy mating behavior was not too difficult to explain. It's just that he didn't understand that he was with Zhuang Qing almost every day, and he didn't know who he had the urge to mate with.
Zhuang Qing put the pickled chicken feet he made into the Qiankun bag. Seeing Fu Li holding the chewing gum box he bought, he replied casually, "I bought it for you, and the strawberry taste is not bad."
Fu Li shook his hand slightly and stuffed the box and small plastic bag into the Qiankun bag.
Could it be that Zhuang Xiaolong wanted to mate with him
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Qing brought out a plate of pecan kernels and put it in front of Fu Li, "Eat some walnuts first, and I'll pack it up right away. I just picked it up, if you don't like the strawberry flavor, change it next time. Plant and buy."
"This..." Fu Li was a little confused, "Isn't it a matter of taste?"
"What's the problem?" Zhuang Qing was busy packing things, and didn't have the energy to discuss with him which chewing gum tasted better. "Eat more walnuts to nourish your brain."
Fu Li stared at Zhuang Qing's busy back, put the bowl on his lap, took out his mobile phone while eating walnuts, and found a forum where it was said that any difficult problem could be solved.
This forum is what Fu Li heard from his colleague Zhang Shan when he was a security guard at Yuanyue Hotel, but he didn't like this kind of faceless communication, so he never made any comments on the forum.
Registering an account quickly, Fu Li found the emotional exchange area.
Mighty and majestic rabbit: I went to the supermarket with my good brother. He secretly bought a box of condoms and said they were for me. What should I do with this kind of thing
Brother Lemon: Is the landlord male or female
Seeing that someone took care of him so quickly, Fu Li quickly replied his gender.
"Do Uncle Feng and Uncle Kang like to eat jam?" Zhuang Qing found a jar of jam from the kitchen and stood at the door of the kitchen looking at Fu Li, "If they don't dislike these jams, I will bring them."
Fu Li nodded randomly: "Okay."
Seeing that Fu Li was busy playing with his mobile phone, Zhuang Qing thought he was playing sokoban and Xiaoxiao again, so he didn't bother him anymore and started to decide what to bring.
As soon as Fu Li refreshed the page, there were already dozens of replies under the post. He was a little moved, and the human netizens were really enthusiastic.
Crabs are not tasty: how should we deal with this kind of thing, of course, go to bed with him happily.
Hua Duo: The landlord should not listen to the nonsense upstairs. You and your friend are of the same sex. He buys condoms to imply that he means that to you. But do you like him, can you bear the eyes of others
Seeing this building, Fu Li felt that the eyes of others were not the problem. The problem was that he regarded Zhuang Qing as his brother, and he never thought that the brother would want to sleep with him.
I'm Invincible: Two men, it's disgusting to think about.
The following floors are all scolding netizens who call this "I am invincible handsome", and Fu Li silently said in his heart that he was scolding well. When it comes to love, there is no gender division. Humans and demons can fall in love, men and men, women and women, what's so strange
In this regard, human beings are a bit narrow-minded, and they are not as open as other animals and plants in nature.
Panda's Tail: Landlord, as a visitor, I think you should find out the true intentions of your friends. If you don't like him, please make it clear with him, but don't hurt him. After all, it takes a lot of courage to love a same-sex silently. If you like him too, stay with him, don't be afraid of gossip, don't be afraid of other people's eyes. Life is too short to find a true lover.
Fu Li turned to look at Zhuang Qing, this question seems to be a bit serious indeed.
Crabs are not delicious: as I said, just sleep with him and you will know whether you love it or not.
Fu Li: …
It turns out that some humans are so simple and rude.
As soon as he refreshed, there were many more replies, most of which were ridiculing or curious about what happened between him and Zhuang Qing, and only a small part of them offered sincere suggestions. Sure enough, watching the fun is the mainstream of human beings
"Finished?" Zhuang Qing came over and saw that Fu Li had finished eating the pecan kernels, and took the plate away and put it on the coffee table, "Let's go, let's go to the pastoral pie to get vegetables."
"Oh." Fu Li stuffed the phone into his pocket and squeezed Zhuang Qing's wrist.
Well, it is certain that he is not disgusted after physical contact with Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing looked down at his sleeves. The new shirt he had put on just now had a little more print on it.
"Fu Li, wash your hands after eating." Zhuang Qing gritted her teeth.
Fu Li: "… "
Maybe because he thought too much, Zhuang Qing didn't seem to have any special reaction to his physical contact.
The style of the pastoral school is very similar to their name. What they love most is planting, planting vegetables, trees and herbs. In the entire cultivation world, there is no sect that is better at planting than them. Every Chinese New Year, there will be many people ordering in the pastoral pie, buying some Lingmi Ling Cai Ling Guo, so that the New Year will be more prosperous.
This year is a little different from previous years. Although the pastoral sect is too busy, the sect elders have personally prepared an order, because the owner of this order is Zhuang Qing. For so many years, Zhuang Qing has never specially placed an order at the Pastoral School during the Chinese New Year. This time, an exception was finally made, and the entire Pastoral School did not dare to do things carelessly.
The young disciples under the sect spread the news, so half of the people in the cultivation world knew that Minister Zhuang, who had never been a New Year's Eve, bought New Year's Eve goods this year to prepare for the New Year's Eve. A well-informed and good person learned that Zhuang Qing returned to pick up the goods in the evening on the 29th, but he stayed in the pastoral school and did not leave.
"Come here." A pastoral disciple ran into the main hall, "Minister Zhuang and Fu Daojun came together."
Others who watched the play immediately understood that it was no wonder that Minister Zhuang's style this year was different from that of previous years, and the accompanying dragon was different.
Zhuang Qing and Fu Li saw the elders of the Pastoral School, and the elders handed over the ordered vegetables and fruits to Zhuang Qing, and also gave them an extra jar of jam, "I have received a lot of care from Minister Zhuang, this jar of jam, you and Fu Daojun Take it back to eat."
"Thank you, Elder." Fu Li hugged the jam and thanked him.
"You are too polite." The elder smiled very kindly, "I wish the two of you a happy Spring Festival and your relationship will get better and better."
Fu Li: "… "
He knew that this rumor had spread throughout the cultivation world.
"thanks."
In a daze, he heard Zhuang Qing say this.
The author has something to say: Chewing Gum: I am innocent~