The fog in winter, like wisps of drizzle, is cold and lingering. Take a breath and breathe in, this coolness is enough to penetrate the bottom of my heart.
After the words blurted out, Zhuang Qing regretted a little. For any demon, bluntly saying that his race could not reproduce normally is a way to anger the other party.
Fu Li looked at Zhuang Qing with his mouth open, as if he did not expect Zhuang Qing to think about this matter. He blinked blankly, touched his chest, and tried to press down the rabbit that kept jumping around: "But, I didn't plan to roar with the banshee."
Thinking about the elders on Wuying Mountain and how much energy he spent raising him, Fu Li felt that raising a cub was a very scary thing, especially for someone like him.
"Since you don't plan to have a little roar with a banshee, you can consider being with a male demon. It is best to be able to cook, fight, have a car, house and status in the human world, and don't like to be with other demons or people who are unclear. I don't know, I won't count on your male demon." Zhuang Qing said with a serious face, "You have to look good."
Fu Li stared at him and did not speak, but the rabbit on his left chest was not pressed down by him, but jumped even more.
"For example..." Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li with star-like eyes, and the expression on his face was more serious than usual, "I."
"Ah?!" Fu Li felt that he might be Tiandao's own son, and Zhuang Qing just took the initiative to confess to Zhuang Qing without embarrassing him at all.
Seeing Fu Li's stunned look, Zhuang Qing pursed the corners of his mouth: "I have thought about it carefully, no one in the demon world is worthy of you except me."
Fu Li thought silently, he never knew that Zhuang Qing still had narcissism.
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to be with me now. I'll ask you again in a while." Zhuang Qing was not used to saying such cheeky words, her cheeks and ears were a little red, but even so, he still said . As if saying this, he has a reason to continue to be with Fu Li and appear in his future life, "until you agree."
In Fu Li's memory, Zhuang Qing was a taciturn and arrogant young dragon, unlike other colleagues who had some small hobbies. He was the standard for management, calm, rational, courageous, with few emotional weaknesses.
"Okay." Fu Li smiled and nodded.
Zhuang Qing was stunned, not knowing for a while whether Fu Li was saying that he could continue to ask him in the future, or... or stay with him.
Seeing Zhuang Qing standing dumbfounded, Fu Li stretched out his hand and poked his forehead: "Didn't you say you want to make Chinese zodiac steamed buns today?"
"Hmm..." Zhuang Qing slowly regained his senses and found that he had been dragged by Fu Li to the door of the dining room. His handsome shirt sleeves were wrinkled, and he didn't look like a haute couture product.
"Fu Li, are you..." Zhuang Qing wanted to ask Fu Li if you agreed with the two of them to be together, but when he saw Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu sitting on the threshold of the dining room, he swallowed the words.
If the two elders knew that he had such thoughts on Fu Li, they would have driven him out of the Fei Palace on the spot, and would never let him take a step closer to the Fei Palace.
He endured the dark emotions in his heart and made breakfast. The four demons were sitting together. Except for Zhuang Qing, who was still not very talkative, Fu Li, Feng Ruizhong, and Kang Gu had been discussing with great interest what to eat for lunch and what to eat in the evening.
"Whatever Xiaoli wants to eat, I'll cook it for you." Kang Gu has enigmatic confidence in his cooking skills.
"Your Majesty, how can I let you do this kind of trivial thing? Zhuang Qing is also good at cooking, and he is a junior, so it would be more appropriate for him to do it." Hearing Kang Gu said that he was going to cook, Fu Li was so frightened that he hurriedly pulled Zhuang Qing. hand, winked at him and said, "Really, Zhuang Xiaolong?"
Seeing Fu Li's appearance, I remembered that he said that he was most afraid of eating the food made by the King Gangye. Suppressing the emotions in his heart, Zhuang Qing nodded and said: "Fu Li is right, I will do these things. Senior Kang and Fu Li haven't seen each other for many years, so let's talk more together. Fu Li often mentions you to me, Missing you all these years. Now that we finally meet again, how can you waste time on such trivial things."
It's rare for Zhuang Qing to say so many words, and the reason for speaking is to respond to Fu Li's words, which makes Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu feel a little embarrassed.
"Xiao Zhuang, this child Fu Li has been spoiled by us since he was a child. You should follow him in everything." Feng Rui saw Fu Li smiling so much that he couldn't even see his eyes. "The more you get used to it, the more problems you get."
"No, Fu Li is very good." Zhuang Qing said, "In the department, he helped me a lot, and he has a good personality. The cultivators in the whole department like him very much."
Feng Rui shook his head again, this is truly stunning in the eyes of a lover, and the elders of Fu Li still know what faults and strengths Fu Li has. Since the meal just now, he found that Zhuang Qing peeked at Fu Li from time to time, but Fu Li was still eating without heart, smiling like a fool.
If this is not his own cub, he will bring it out and beat it. However, his own cub was in pain, so he could only turn a blind eye.
After the meal, Kang Gu insisted on staying in the kitchen to help, so Fu Li had to stay and play with Feng Ruizhong, kneading the dough.
"There are no phoenixes in the zodiac." Fu Li glanced at Feng Ruizhong's secretly pinching the phoenix, "There are only chickens."
"Chicken looks as good as a phoenix?" Feng Rui picked up his phoenix eyes, pinched a small noodle and glued it to his tail, trying to make the "phoenix" in his hand more realistic, even though in Fu Li's eyes, that one Fat goose with green onion tail.
Not to be outdone, Fu Li started to be the dragon he hated before, but in order to show that he only wanted to see the golden dragon and the other dragons were still scumbags, he specially chose cornmeal as the dragon body.
Zhuang Qing's transformation was successful, and he was promoted to the real body of the Water Emperor as a half-dragon. Fu Li had seen it before. In order to show the majesty of the golden dragon, he directly took half of the cornmeal.
The horns of the dragon must be handsome, the whiskers of the dragon must be elegant and numerous, and the nose of the ox must not be too realistic. The focus is on the mysterious body of the dragon and the beautiful golden scales.
"Yo, Xiaoli did a good job with this eel." Kang Gu, who came over to get the steamer, glanced at it and praised his conscience, "It's lifelike, lively and interesting."
Fu Li threw down the knife carved with dragon scales: "But what I do is dragon."
"Then..." Kang Gu was stunned for two seconds, "That's also very expressive."
Apart from being expressive, he has no words to boast about.
The dragon and phoenix recreated by Fu Li and Feng Rui took up half of the steamer, and the other zodiac signs were grieved and shrunk in the other half of the corner, without any sense of existence.
Kang Gu carried the steamer onto the pot and said to Zhuang Qing, "What else needs to be prepared?"
"There's nothing to prepare." Zhuang Qing lifted the lid of the steamer and glanced at it, picked up the rabbit huddled in the corner, put it next to the golden dragon head, and closed the lid of the steamer with a blank expression.
Kanggu: …
Today's young demons are really becoming more and more incomprehensible.
The next step is to wash the vegetables and cut the meat. The four demons are obviously powerful and powerful, but they do their jobs step by step like humans, and they do it with great enthusiasm.
"Let you learn the sword from month to month, but you want to take me to play with you, and look at the shredded potatoes you cut. Where is the shredded potato? It's obviously a strip."
"It's a big deal and let Zhuang Xiaolong give me fried potato chips. His fried potato chips are delicious. Besides, when I was playing with you, you didn't persuade me to go back and practice swords."
"You're still stubborn with me, believe it or not, I'll slap you?"
"Domestic violence against children is not right."
"Children who lived more than 4,000 years old?"
Listening to the bickering in the corner, Zhuang Qing turned his head again and again, not even caring about the soup simmering in the pot. He was full of thoughts at the moment, how to get Fu Li to agree to be with him. And what does "good" in Fu Li mean
"Don't worry about the two of them, they just met two days ago, so they can't quarrel because of their freshness." Kang Gu patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "When I was on Wuying Mountain, Lao Feng liked to stay in Fu the most. On the plane tree at the entrance of the cave, Fu Li thought he was a little sparrow who couldn't change shape, and regarded him as a little friend of the same age. They gathered together, either playing or quarreling, and half of Xiaoli was broken by the old seal. "
More than 5,000 years ago, Lao Feng fought fiercely with several big beasts, and greatly damaged his cultivation. The seal of the beast naturally changed back to its childhood appearance.
Fu Li has never seen Lao Feng in disguise, so when he first met a few days ago, Lao Feng found out that the little demon who came to the door was actually Xiao Li, so he shamelessly pretended to be a senior, and fooled Xiao Li to call him uncle, which is also considered to be Get what you want.
Listening to Kang Gu talking about the past on Wuying Mountain, the corner of Zhuang Qing's mouth rose: "Fu Li has a very good relationship with Senior Feng."
"Yeah." Kang Gu sighed, seeing that Feng Ruizhong and Fu Li were still arguing, and whispered to him, "The day I found him, he told me that if it wasn't for Fu Li, he hadn't called him uncle, Let him breathe a sigh of relief, he may not survive the day when the fire goes out."
Zhuang Qing turned back, looked at the two demons who made a mess of the dishes, and smiled lightly: "That's good."
"Yeah, that's fine." Kang Gu nodded.
After the noodles were steamed, Kang Gu lifted the lid of the steamer, and both Fu Li and Feng Ruizhong approached. The originally ugly dragon and phoenix, after steaming, the whole body swells up, and the result is even uglier.
On the contrary, the rabbit that Zhuang Qing had pinched before was squatting on the faucet, and it was the scene of the rabbit fake dragon.
"It's cooked." Kang Gu ordered some steamed steamed buns, picked up the steamer and put it aside, "Eat it while you're at it." These two were in the kitchen, they couldn't help at all, they were just messing around from beginning to end. .
Fu Li stretched out his hand to take the dragon and the rabbit away, and said to Feng Rui: "This is from me and Zhuang Xiaolong." After speaking, he took the little fat pig away again, "This is for the king."
Feng Ruizhong ignored him, grabbed the steaming phoenix steamed bun, and took a bite. The ugly phoenix suddenly lost half of its wings.
"Zhuang Xiaolong, come here, this is for you." Fu Li took off two dragon horns and handed them to Zhuang Qing's mouth, "Eat the dragon horns and long dragon horns, you will become the most beautiful dragon in the dragon world."
The dragon clan now has a total of more than fifty dragons. Is it difficult to be the first dragon
Zhuang Qing looked at the steamed bun and dragon horn in Fu Li's hand, lowered his head and ate the dragon horn into his mouth, accidentally touching Fu Li's finger. Fu Li secretly glanced at Zhuang Qing's rosy mouth and did not speak. Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li's fingertips and remained silent.
"Xiao Zhuang, the oil is getting old." Kang Gu reminded in a low voice.
Zhuang Qing recovered and said to Fu Li, "You go out to play first, oil splashes will stain your clothes."
Fu Li nodded and whispered to him: "Then I'll go outside and play with my phone for a while. I'll keep the rabbit buns for you."
Zhuang Qing chuckled softly: "Okay."
Holding the hornless dragon buns, he walked to the door of the dining room and sat down. Fu Li nibbled on the buns, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on the forum page.
Below the posts he posted, there were all messages from netizens asking him to be with Zhuang Qing. The number of replies had exceeded 5,000, and even the forum administrator came out and posted an emoji with the same heart forever.
After saving some videos, moving pictures, and still pictures to the mobile phone, Fu Li directly pulled it to the end. Many netizens were looking forward to it and replied to this post.
Mighty and majestic rabbit: Thank you for your concern, we are together.
After replying to this sentence, he put the mobile phone in his pocket and decided to eat the dragon without even leaving its tail.
Yun Duoduo: Wocao, is the landlord really a little assistant? !
Crabs are bad: it's time to witness history.
Yue Baibai: No one has ever suspected that this landlord is pretending to be a little assistant and deliberately deceiving everyone's replies
The remarks of this netizen named Yuebaibai have won the support of many netizens. Because they thought it was such a coincidence, the post next door became popular, and there were many similar small details in this post. Successful people like the assistant and Zhuang Dong have no one around, so how can they post on the Internet
But more netizens don't care whether the post is true or not. They are moved by the sweet love made up by their brains. They promote this post on various platforms, attracting countless netizens to watch, and almost paralyzing the server of this forum.
"I'm an immortal board board, these two really make up a pair?" Crested Ibis spent a whole day on the post, and didn't even sleep. When he saw the landlord's reply, "We are together," he almost threw his phone away. go out.
Many netizens took this as entertainment. When he knew that it was not funny, most of the people who posted it were really Fu Li.
Thinking of Zhuang Qing's ruthlessness in killing those monsters, the crested ibis couldn't help shaking his shoulders. He was really worried that one day Zhuang Qing was in a bad mood and opened his mouth to swallow the rabbit Fu Li.
Rubbing his interfering eyes, he got up from the bed and walked to the window, pushed open the window, snowflakes rushed into the room with cold air, and he quickly closed the window.
Zhuang Qing and Fu Li fell in love, and the gifts they gave were big villas and gems, and he still lived in a dilapidated second-hand house of less than 70 square meters. As a national treasure in the bird world, he was not as good as a rabbit. Those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry.
Suddenly, a red shadow passed by his window, with a strong demonic aura.
"What is that?" The demonic energy was so strong that the crested ibis unconsciously held its breath. He felt a little uneasy. According to the regulations of the management office, demon cultivators were not allowed to show too powerful demonic energy in the human world. If they were found by the management office, they would be fined.
He secretly opened a slit in the window, except for the residual demonic energy in the air, there was no trace of the demon cultivator passing by.
"Anyway, it's a matter of the management office, why should I worry about it." Crested Ibis walked back to the bed and picked up the phone to play games, but after a while, he had already lost three straight.
"Forget it, let's report it to the management office." Crested Ibis exited the game interface and dug out the management office's hotline.
No matter when, there is a demon cultivator on duty in the management office. After receiving the call from the enthusiastic demon Crested Ibis, they immediately reported the news to the upper levels of the demon group, and sent the news on the demon world platform.
The management office often sends out various warning messages, but each time it is handled by the management office in a timely manner, or the information is wrong, so the cultivators who received the news still happily ate a sumptuous New Year’s dinner and didn’t put it aside. on the heart.
The dispatched staff looked around and even retrieved the nearby surveillance video, but did not find any suspicious monsters in the crested ibis mouth, nor did they detect excessive monster energy, so the management office included this matter in the report. error in the worksheet.
The crested ibis saw the people from the management office coming, but nothing was detected, and he thought he had seen it wrong. But when it was getting dark, he found the screams of humans and the cry of children outside.
The place where he lives is an old community. Although the house is not very good, there are many people living in it. He hurriedly pushed open the window and saw a hideous-looking monster that looked like a lion but not a lion and rushed towards the two children. In a hurry, he jumped out of the window and shouted, "You monster, let go of those two children."
The monster stopped, turned to look at the crested ibis, and roared, revealing its white teeth and bright red flesh. The two children were already frightened, they didn't dare to cry or run.
The crested ibis found that there were several adults lying beside the two children. These adults were pale, lying unconscious on the snow.
The monster has lion-like hair on its body, and a single horn exuding evil spirits on its head.
Seeing the appearance of the monster clearly, the crested ibis regretted that his brain was hot and rushed out.
"Zodiac… "
The Nian beast was born two thousand years ago, but because of its fierce name, even if it has not appeared in the past few hundred years, it is still a very terrifying existence for ordinary demon cultivators.
It is said that Nian Beast has a strange and finicky taste. If he wants to eat a man this year, he will never eat a woman. If you want to eat young children next year, you will definitely not eat an adult.
The crested ibis has been cultivated for only a few hundred years. In front of Nian Beast, he could hardly stand firm. He forced a smile: "Lord Nian Beast, you haven't come to the world for hundreds of years, what happened this year..."
"Go away!" Nian Beast didn't even look at the crested ibis, and sent the crested ibis flying with one tail.
"My day, you immortal board." The crested ibis lay on the snow, spit out a large mouthful of blood, waved its sleeves, three feathers turned into a silk, rolled up two stunned children, and hid behind him, It also allowed these two children to avoid Nian Beast's bloody mouth.
"These turtle sons from your management office said something was wrong in the report. This old man is going to explain it here." Crested Ibis called the management office, "You melon skins, Nian beasts have come out!"
Before he could hang up the phone, Nian Beast's huge hooves stepped on his back.
"A bird demon, dare to hinder me from eating?"
"My sister's me, dead melon rind, Lao Tzu is a national treasure, a national treasure!" The crested ibis was trampled to the point of vomiting blood, and he did not forget to promote his status as a national treasure.
It's a pity that Nian Beast doesn't understand what a national treasure is. In his eyes, the little monster roaring under his feet is nothing but a threatening bird, and he can bite off the bird's neck with one bite.
However, just as he was about to bite off the crested ibis's neck, a red whip hit him on the back, and he wailed in pain and let go of the crested ibis.
The crested ibis looked up to see the person coming, and without hesitation, turned into a bird, waving its bloody wings, and hid on the branches behind.
"Which ignorant junior dares to do something to me?" Nian Beast was furious and looked back at the demon, "Dragon?"
Zhuang Qing took off his apron and wiped his hands with it: "Nian Beast?"
"This is the Nian Beast?" Fu Li frowned in disgust, "It's really ugly, like a shedding lion." He shook the whip in his hand, "We have to hurry back, we have to watch the Spring Festival Gala later. Woolen cloth."
The crested ibis, who was standing on the branch licking its fur, looked at the dog boy and boy below with hatred, daring not to speak out.
"Don't do it, go back and cook, don't get your hands dirty." Fu Li took out his whip and hit Nian Beast, "Because the city couldn't set off firecrackers in the past few years, you ran out to make trouble again?!"
The author has something to say: Shocked, the Nian beast is a disaster for the world, because firecrackers are not allowed in the world.