"Old orangutan." Kang Gu saw the hunchback standing behind the arch, and walked to the hunchback with a few strides, and said happily, "Are you alright?"
When the calamity came down, the old orangutan was the first to disappear after being struck by lightning. They stayed in the human world for such a long time, and they did not find any trace of the old orangutan. Now that he was alive and well, the big stone in his heart finally fell.
Hungry and Kanggu were the first to know each other. Kanggu has a simple personality and soft ears, and is often deceived by other little monsters. After getting acquainted with Huan Hu, Kang Gu was spared the fate of being often deceived. Huanxuan is fast, but he is not good at attacking spells, and his flesh is a great supplement to the demon cultivator, so when he encounters too ferocious monsters, he often escapes as the best strategy. After meeting Kang Gu and Feng Ruizhong, he finally settled down.
Kang Gu and Feng Ruizhong don't like to use their brains, and he is a relatively safe and careful demon. When they get together, they have complementary personalities. Now, seeing these two people talking nonsense again, Huanxuan was helpless, but he was not surprised at all.
"I'm worried about you brainless people. Without me, I'll be sold for a few dollars, so I can only live a good life." Huan Huan smiled, and reached out to pat Kang Gu and Feng Ruizhong on the shoulders, all emotions were silent.
Bai Ze strode out from the inner room, saw the hunchback standing with Kang Gu and Feng Ruizhong, took off his glasses and walked to the three demons, smiling gently: "You're back?"
"came back."
"Let's go." Fu Li tugged at Zhuang Qing's sleeve and gave him a wink.
The two juniors bypassed the elders and went to the garden at the back. Fu Li took Zhuang Qing and sat down, took out food and drink from the Qiankun bag, and said to Zhuang Qing: "The elders have a good relationship. They used to get together to drink tea and drink, discuss Taoism and cultivate, and now they can meet together, They must have a lot to say."
Whether it is the elders or the juniors, they all have their own secrets, and Fu Li felt that he should give the elders a space to be alone.
Zhuang Qing took the snacks into his hands, and he still took Fu Li's favorite flavor. Fu Li stared at the snack bag in his hand, rubbed his chin and tried to make himself look very generous, not caring at all.
"Eat it." Zhuang Qing unpacked and handed it to Fu Li's mouth.
"Aren't you mad at me?" Fu Li stared at the snacks, not daring to eat them.
"I'm angry, you dare not eat it?" Zhuang Qing raised her eyebrows.
Fu Li lowered his head and took a bite: "Dare to eat, you can eat anything you feed me."
Fu Li's appearance in human form is very pleasing, and the way he eats with his head down is also very cute in Zhuang Qing's eyes. He reached out and touched the back of Fuli's head, sighed, and fell in love with such a heartless monster. Besides being nice to him, what else could he do
"I'm going to the room to change clothes." Zhuang Qing put the snack bag in the trash can and stood up, "I met Ji Ji today, and I got his bad luck on my body."
Fu Li was stunned for a moment. Isn't a dark monster like sprite already sealed, why would it go to the human world to do evil? Staring at Zhuang Qing's back, Fu Li secretly took out his mobile phone.
Since everyone already knows his screen name, he deliberately chose to remain anonymous this time, and then ran to the forum to ask questions.
Anonymous netizen: Question, if there is a past life and this life, your boyfriend liked you in a past life and did a lot of things for you, but you don't like him. In this life, you finally got together. When you were together, your boyfriend knew that someone in your previous life liked you very much. In front of your boyfriend, you said that you had no feelings for your previous life. But now her boyfriend suddenly finds out that the person in the previous life is himself, and asks you, you really have no feelings for the previous life, how should you answer to make him happy
Doudou's Tofu: Landlord, watch less of the mythology series, it's good for your IQ.
Highland Barley Wine: It's too much to say upstairs. The landlord has said that it is an assumption, although there is no such assumption in the world. On the surface, this problem is easy to solve, and it has been involved in past and present lives. What a fate. But think about it carefully, this is actually a sending proposition. If the landlord says that he has feelings for the boyfriend of the previous life, the boyfriend will think that you are using him as a substitute. But if the landlord says no, the boyfriend will feel that he has paid so much for you in the past life, but you are still so ruthless, whether it is true love for him or not. I thought about it carefully, the landlord still acted coquettishly to her boyfriend and asked you and his mother to fall into the water, which one would he save first.
Unknown netizen: My boyfriend's mother has already passed away. I am a man and don't know how to act like a spoiled child.
Doudou's Tofu: It turns out that the landlord is gay.
Apple 205: The landlord ignores that tofu, but I think you have a big brain, and you actually put this kind of thing into yourself. Although it is impossible for this kind of thing to happen, for the sake of being together with the same sex, I will help the landlord to answer this illogical question. First of all, there is nothing that can't be solved by sex, if not, then sex twice. People, to live in the present, to affect the happiness of this life for the illusory things in the past life, that is what a fool does.
Unknown netizen: What is Papa Papa, is it a game
Highland Barley Wine: The landlord is so cute that people want to do bad things to you.
Wuming netizen: I suggest you don't do this, you can't beat me.
The wind drifts by: The landlord is very serious and cute. Papapa refers to a kind of sports game on the bed. It is the most harmonious sport for human beings. It benefits the country and the people, and even makes a great contribution to the reproduction of the race.
When Fu Li saw this explanation, the whole demon felt that human beings must be the most euphemistic race.
But the end...
Zhuang Qing got dressed and came out. Seeing that Fu Li was playing with his mobile phone, he reached out and tapped on the table: "Don't play with your mobile phone, accompany me to the pantry to cook."
He was wearing black trousers and a white shirt on the upper body, his sleeves were slightly rolled up, and he had a kind of lazy manly beauty. Fu Li licked the corner of his lips, and suddenly had expectations for the Great Race Harmony Movement.
"Hungry?" Seeing him licking his mouth, Zhuang Qing sighed, "Forget it, you sit here and eat snacks, and I'll cook."
Seeing Zhuang Qing walking away, Fu Li stood up and put his arms around Zhuang Qing's waist: "Zhuang Xiaolong."
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Qing patted his hand around his waist, "Don't make trouble, are you still eating?"
"We are demon cultivators, it doesn't matter if we don't eat a meal." Fu Li whispered in his ear, "Let's mate."
Zhuang Qing was stunned, then turned to look at him after a while: "Do you feel guilty because of what happened in your previous life?"
Fu Li: "… "
How can it be related to the past life
"You..." Zhuang Qing sighed helplessly, hugged Fu Li and kissed him on the forehead, "Don't think too much, I'm not angry, and I can't blame you, I'm going to cook, you sit here for a while. , it will be fine soon."
Fu Li: "… "
Wuming netizen: I tried it. My boyfriend said he was not angry, and he didn't blame me, but he didn't want to have sex with me.
Highland barley wine: There is only one truth. Your boyfriend has a dog outside.
Apple 205: You don't even want to have sex. If the landlord's boyfriend is still angry, it means that there are other men or women outside. You, landlord... Be careful.
Doudou's Tofu: The ones upstairs are alright, do you still reply to such an obvious green post
Anonymous netizen: What green post, I use black font.
Doudou's Tofu: Is the landlord just connected to the Internet in the village, or is he pretending to be pure, and he doesn't know what the green post means
A long wind drifted by: Landlord, that tofu means that you are posting to deceive people.
Wuming netizen: What I said is true. Why do everyone say he has other people outside? I am with him every day, and I don't see anything wrong with him.
Doudou's Tofu: The landlord is an idiot. If a man wants to cheat, even if you are with him 24 hours a day, he can find a way to cheat.
Involved in derailment, cheating, etc., the posts that had not been answered by many people suddenly became lively. Many netizens jumped out and said how they found out that their partner cheated, which opened Fu Li's eyes.
Human life is so short, and it goes a long way on the road of being unfaithful to a partner.
In the end, this post came to the conclusion that the landlord's boyfriend, obviously just looking for trouble, cheated on the outside, and using such ridiculous and absurd reasons to condemn the landlord is simply an invincible scumbag in the world. The landlord is also a brain-dead, and you have to believe this kind of words. It is simply cheap to treat a man picked up from a trash can as a treasure.
Fu Li: "… "
How did things get to this point
He put away his phone and walked to the dining room. Zhuang Qing is killing the fish, and the crystal clear fish fillets are neatly placed on the rice dumpling leaves on the plate, which is very beautiful. Fu Li came to Zhuang Qing's side: "You really don't want my help?"
Putting a fried small fish into Fu Li's mouth, Zhuang Qing put down the kitchen knife: "It's fine, it will be fine soon."
"Oh." With a small bowl of fried fish, Fu Li ran to the steps outside and sat down, listening to the sound of chopping and cooking vegetables from the room behind him, thinking of netizens saying that Zhuang Qing might have cheated outside, his mouth The fried small fish in it instantly became tasteless and tasteless.
After Zhuang Qing finished cooking, he felt a little surprised when he saw that the fish in Fu Li's bowl didn't move much: "Why don't you eat it?"
Fu Li returned the bowl game to Zhuang Qing: "It's cold, it's not delicious."
"Forgot to play with your phone?" Zhuang Qing changed a bowl and put a bowl of freshly fried fish for him, "Come on, eat it while it's hot."
Fu Li took the bowl and rubbed the sole of the shoe several times on the edge of the steps: "Zhuang Xiaolong, do you have a dog outside?"
"What?" Zhuang Qing didn't hear clearly.
"I said, do you have a dog outside!" The soles rubbed faster.
Zhuang Qing didn't expect Fu Li to have such a misunderstanding: "What is in your mind, you can support a hundred dogs. Fu Li, don't think about it, I like it, you are the only one. It used to be like this, This is the case now, and it will be the same in the future.”
"Since you don't have a dog outside, why don't you mate with me?" Fu Li put the bowl on the ground and said aggressively, "I don't believe it."
Zhuang Qing put down his rolled up sleeves and looked at Fu Li's unreasonable appearance with a stern face: "Who did you learn this from?"
In that dog blood TV show yesterday, when the heroine quarreled with her boyfriend, it seemed like this
"I'm angry from the bottom of my heart!" Fu Li stretched out his hand and poked at Zhuang Qing's waist, "Understood, anger."
"I understand." Zhuang Qing took off the scarf around his waist, put down a thermal barrier in the kitchen, bent over to carry Fu Li, and walked to the sleeping hall.
"Why do you have to carry it upside down? It's uncomfortable."
"Are we going to mate?"
"To shut up!"
"Then let me put it another way, are we going to have sex?"
"… "
With a kick to open the door, Zhuang Qing threw Fu Li on the bed and tore off his shirt.
"Wait, I really don't think so, do you?" Fu Li sat up from the bed and frowned, looking very anxious: "Zhuang Xiaolong, why don't we check the information first?"
Zhuang Qing sneered, what information do I need to check at this time
The setting sun shines on the window lattice, the golden light passes through the window, the spring breeze blows, and the branches in the yard sway gently and make a slow sound.
Again and again, can't seem to stop.
"It's getting dark." Kang Gu, who was talking deeply, raised his head, "Why hasn't the waitress let us go to dinner today?"
Bai Ze: "Maybe Xiaozhuang and Xiaoli have something to do. I'll go to the kitchen to take a look." He looked at the direction of the bedroom and thoughtfully.
That night, until several elders took out the food from the pantry, they did not wait for Zhuang Qing and Fu Li to appear after the meal.
"Xiao Zhuang and Fu Li won't quarrel." Kang Gu was very worried, "I knew that Xiao Zhuang would see Xiao Li's previous life in the retrospective mirror, I should have asked Old Phoenix to turn off the mirror."
Feng Rui sat down at the table, looking a little listless.
"No wonder you said to Xiao Zhuang that Fu Li has no feelings for Bo Lian as soon as we came back." Huan Huan sighed, feeling that his head was getting bigger, "But do you know that Zhuang Qing's previous life was Bo Lian's. inexpensive."
"What?" Kang Gu and Feng Ruizhong were shocked, and even Bai Ze was surprised. He couldn't believe it, "Zhuang Qing is Bolian?"
If Zhuang Qing is Bo Lian, how can Xiaoli and Zhuang Qing meet with the principles of heaven
"I've seen Xiaozhuang's past. He was Bolian in his last life." Huan Huan was silent for a moment, his tone was very complicated, "For this relationship, Zhuang Qing paid too much."
Although I haven't been able to read Zhuang Qing's past, what Zhuang Qing has encountered in this life is painful for a young demon.
If he didn't spend 80 years in the underworld in his previous life, how could Zhuang Qing encounter this in this life