Seeing that no one spoke, Fu Li looked down at Suan Yu who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, and waved to Zhuang Qing.
Everyone turned their heads to look at Zhuang Qing, and the phrase "minor" appeared in their minds.
Zhuang Qing pretended not to see the eyes of her colleagues, walked up to Fu Li with her long legs, and said blankly, "What's wrong?"
"You dragons live in water all year round, so you should be good at catching fish, right?"
"I live in the human world most of the time." Zhuang Qing put away the divine sword and reached out to catch a feather flying in the air. The feather quickly turned into a plume of black smoke in his palm and disappeared without a trace. As a dragon of national fortune, Zhuang Qing has the aura of merit and auspiciousness, and is the nemesis of acid and such evil beasts.
"Forget it." Fu Li turned his head in disgust when he saw sour and crying with tears and snot on his face. With a wave of his hand, the flying feathers seemed to have grown eyes, all of them reaching the palm of his hand. Stuffing the feathers into a burlap bag, Fu Li saw everyone still looking at him, and his movements stopped, "This, can I take it myself?"
"Can you do it." Everyone nodded in unison, not to mention how many feathers Fu Li is collecting now, even if he said that this acid was his pet, they didn't have any opinion.
"That's good." Fu Li happily put the burlap bag into the Qiankun bag, turned to Sour Yu and said, "Into a human form, I'll take you to dinner."
Sour Yu shook his tail, his six big eyes were crying, and he didn't move.
Fu Li asked: "I won't change into a human form, or do you want me to help you?"
Sour Yu shook his body, rolled on the ground, and turned into a simple-looking bald man. He had a wound on his face and looked a little pitiful. The clothes on his body were exactly the same as what Fu Li was wearing, and then he knelt down in front of Fu Li with a thud, raised a Qiankun bag and handed it to Fu Li: "Your Majesty!"
In the demon world, if you lose a fight with other demons, you will either get rid of the demon pill, or you will obediently present all your hidden treasures and call the opponent the boss. It's better to die than to live, sour and in order to save his own life, he is very knowledgeable.
"Kneeling, what are you doing, it's a new society now, you can kneel and kneel all the time." Fu Li lifted Suan Yu from the ground.
"I see, boss." Suan and obediently stood behind Fu Li, looking like a little brother who said what the boss said.
In the cafeteria of the management office staff, Suan Yu was sobbing while holding a rice bucket and desperately trying to cook the rice. Everyone in the management office silently watched the legendary evil monster, eating like a poor little one, and suddenly felt that the mysterious coat of the ancient monster seemed to be broken. .
Bao Yu, who cooks, is a ghost cultivator. He used to be the first chef in the imperial dining room of the palace. After his death, he became a ghost cultivator by coincidence. He has been in the management office for all these years. Don't eat on time.
After eating more than a dozen buckets of rice, he looked at Fu Li sour and timidly, and put down the big spoon.
"Are you full?" Fu Li asked.
Sour and touched his stomach: "I'm not so hungry."
Fu Li: …
"I have already reported to the security department about the Suanyu matter, and now he is temporarily living in our management office." Zhuang Qing said to Suanyou, "Do you have any opinions?"
Sour and ignored him, just turned to look at Fu Li.
Fu Li coughed: "His name is Zhuang Qing, and he is specially responsible for managing our monsters. What can you discuss with him?"
"Boss Zhuang." Sour and twisted faces gave Zhuang Qing a flattering smile, "As long as the boss has no opinion, I will listen to you."
Everyone: Flattery, shameless!
After such an accident, when everything is dealt with, it will soon be bright. The management office hosted five candidates for breakfast and asked them to see the admission results in five days. They needed time to mark the exam papers.
When Fu Li left, almost all members of the management office came out to greet him. On behalf of the management office, Chu Yu gave Fu Li a thick red envelope, and also called Fu Li a taxi using the mobile phone software.
Fu Li was very happy that he finally took a real taxi. Without going home, he went straight to the hotel to work, and got a fresh and juicy peach from the girl at the front desk. As the most popular male security guard in the hotel, Fu Li is envied and hated by everyone.
Zhang Shan nibbled at the dry steamed buns in his mouth and snatched half of the peaches from Fu Li's hand: "Today, a crew came to our hotel to film, and rented a luxury private room on the top floor. The manager arranged for us to guard it. Wait a minute. If you meet an artist you like, don't get excited."
"Oh." Fu Li nodded.
At 9:30 in the morning, the crew set up the venue and prepared to start shooting. Because no media received news, their shooting went smoothly. The staff of Yuanyue Hotel are used to seeing all kinds of stars and have long been accustomed to it. It's just that Fu Li understands a little, why did the actress scream exaggeratedly when she saw the terrifying monster, she was so frightened that she couldn't even make a sound
After a while, the male protagonist ran into the camera, and he protected the female protagonist from rolling and crawling on the carpet, looking very embarrassed.
After a set of shots was taken, She Weilong sat in the aisle to touch up his makeup. After seeing Fu Li in the corner, he involuntarily stood up from the chair, and the lip glaze drew a long line on the corner of his mouth.
"Mr. She, I'm sorry, I didn't respond." The makeup artist was so frightened that he apologized repeatedly. This She Weilong is very popular recently. Don't look at him talking in front of fans. In fact, he is a very good male artist, and he loves more than female artists. nice.
"It's okay." She Weilong wiped it casually, walked to Fu Li and bowed, "Senior, are you going to work again today?"
Fu Li:
He doesn't work, what does he eat
"You must be tired from standing for so long." She Weilong moved his chair to Fu Li, "You sit, you sit."
"No, according to the hotel staff manual, I will be fined for sitting down at this time." Fu Li pointed to the camera, "It's interesting that you continue to shoot."
She Weilong nodded: "Yes, yes, senior said yes, I will take good pictures."
As the biggest entertainer in the show, the director is naturally happy to speed up the shooting. I don't know if it was an illusion or not, but the director felt that after the filming started again, She Weilong's expression of fear was particularly in place, as if there was really a murderer behind him chasing him.
However, in the place where the scene was not available, in addition to the staff of the crew, there was only a handsome little security guard.
It seems that he directed well and explained well, which made She Weilong's acting skills explode.
The scene that was originally shot in one day, due to the extraordinary performance of the male protagonist, ended up being shot in most of the day. After the filming, She Weilong went to look for Fu Li after taking off her makeup. His assistant was a little puzzled, "Mr. She, the security guard was your poor relative from a distant house? There is no need for you to deal with this kind of relative. Just give it to me."
"What kind of poor relative, that's..." She Weilong paused, spraying moisturizing water on his pointed chin, "That's not an ordinary security guard."
"Could it be that the rich second generation deliberately came to be a security guard in order to experience life?" The assistant recalled She Weilong's diligence towards the little security guard today, and couldn't help but think of some common scenes in TV dramas. With the characters of She Weilong and Hong Ding Bai, if you really meet poor relatives in the countryside, I am afraid that you can't wait to roll your eyelids to the top of your head, how can you be so enthusiastic
"Yes, you can say the same." She Weilong stammered.
"That's really fun." The assistant felt that as a poor man, he really didn't understand the brain circuits of the rich world.
"Fu Li, I've worked so hard to eat until now." The girl at the front desk handed the applauded takeaway to Fu Li, and Fu Li handed the cash to the girl and thanked her with a smile, "It's okay, the crew sent us a red envelope."
After returning to the lounge with the box lunch, Fu Li continued to patrol the work area he was in charge of. In the corridor on the sixth floor, he saw a red envelope on the ground, exuding a slightly ominous aura.
"Who dropped the red envelope?" Zhang Shan, who was with Fu Li, was about to bend over to pick it up, but was stopped by Fu Li.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Shan was puzzled.
"There's something wrong with this red envelope." Fu Li bent over to pick it up, opened the small red envelope, and contained ten dollars, a piece of talisman paper folded into a triangle, and a rust-stained blade.
"Hey," Zhang Shan gasped, "Fu Li, this thing looks a bit wicked, you're about to throw it away."
"It's really a bit evil." Fu Li put ten yuan in his pocket, opened the talisman and glanced at it, "This is called a transfer talisman, but it's not good luck, but bad luck or sickness. There are money and metals in it, The meaning is to exchange money for good luck with you. As long as you pick it up and take it apart, it means you are willing to exchange luck with him."
"So immoral?" Zhang Shan looked at the talisman paper and iron pieces in Fu Li's hand, his whole body tingling, "Then what if I accidentally pick it up?"
"It's easy to do. Wrap the money you find in red paper and donate it. It's better to donate more. Remember that you can't put the money in your pocket or wallet." Fu Li tore the talisman paper into pieces. , wrapped the iron sheet in toilet paper and threw it into the trash, "You can donate to the temple and Taoist temple charity box, wash your hands clean, stand in the sun for two hours, there is no big problem."
"Then why don't you take time off to donate money..."
"Oh, it doesn't matter if I pick it up and spend it." Fu Li patted his pocket, "See you have a share, I'll buy two popsicles after get off work, and I'll give you one."
"Fu Xiaoli, what you said just now was actually meant to deceive me." Zhang Shan stretched out his hand to pinch Fu Li's shoulder, trying to grab the money in his pocket, "What transshipment, obviously you want to grab a red envelope from me. You have to buy me five ice-cream, not even a cent less."
Fu Li covered his pocket with a smile, preventing Zhang Shan from taking it away.
After get off work, Zhang Shan and Fu Li went to a nearby supermarket to buy two ice creams to eat before returning to their respective houses. Halfway through, he saw a small bag made of red paper dropped on the ground. For some reason, Zhang Shan thought of what Fu Li said, hesitated for a moment, took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket and wrapped it in his hand. Bend over to pick up the red envelope and throw it into the trash can next to it.
He is a good man who doesn't bow down for five buckets of rice.
In the management office, after eating eight buckets of rice, Sour Yu sat down in front of everyone, ready to answer everyone's questions.
"How long have you slept?" Lin Gui opened the file and began to record the data.
"I don't know." Sour Yu shook his head, "Before I fell asleep, the royal family on the ground seemed to be surnamed Ji."
"Zhou Dynasty?" Lin Gui filled in a year of about 3,000 years on the form.
"Why did you wake up suddenly after sleeping for so long?" Chu Yu, who was sitting next to him, asked, "Did something call you?"
"What's calling me?" Suan Yu looked blank, "I'm not a dragon and a phoenix. I need to show my face every once in a while and act as a mascot. Maybe it's because I slept too long and I'm hungry?" After speaking, he sat in the corner again. Zhuang Qing smiled, "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about other dragons."
Zhuang Qing raised his eyelids and said nothing.
"Don't you hear the legend of the demon emperor?" Chu Yu continued to ask.
"What is the demon emperor?" Suan Yu is even more confused, does their demon clan have such a thing
"It's the emperor of your demon clan."
"What is the Yellow Emperor of the demon clan? Isn't the Yellow Emperor of their human clan? What does it have to do with our demons?" Suan Yu looked at Chu Yu inexplicably, he just slept for a while, how come after waking up, what these monsters said he Can't understand
"The title of emperor originated from Qin Shihuang." Zhuang Qing glanced at Chu Yu and Lin Gui in the room, "You two go back and make up your junior high school history textbook."
Chu Yu and Lin Gui: …
Determined that it wasn't his answer that was wrong, he was sour and relieved, turned his head to Zhuang Qing and said, "You want to ask at that time, who was the most powerful of our demon clan?"
Zhuang Qing raised his chin, indicating acidity and continuing.
"At that time, there were quite a lot of famous beasts." Sour and embarrassed grinned, "I'm not good at fighting, and I never dared to appear in front of these big monsters. It is said that Qiongqi, Kunpeng, Taotie, and Xingtao are quite good. awesome."
"The unicorn, the phoenix, and the dragon aren't all that powerful?" Lin Gui couldn't believe it.
"They are divine beasts with auspicious aura, which are different from our fierce beasts." Suanhe glanced at Zhuang Qing secretly, "As early as thousands of years ago, Kunpeng wanted to eat dragons. Later, I don't know what happened. These big monsters gradually stopped being born. I was timid, and when I saw that King Qi Kunpeng didn’t come out, I felt that something was wrong. ."
Lin Gui and Chu Yu looked at each other and saw a bit of fear in each other's eyes. However, since the Zhou Dynasty, there have been fewer and fewer records of monsters. In the early days, there were legends of dragons and phoenixes, and later even this was lost. stand up.
"Don't believe me, what I said is true." Suan Yu thought they didn't believe it, and said anxiously, "Actually, not only are the beasts no longer in the world, but even the auspicious beasts like Bai Ze, Qilin, Phoenix, and Dangkang also It's gone, my combat power is so weak, how can I dare to run out."
"Then how dare you come out now?"
"I didn't want to. When I woke up, I was very hungry, and there were many people singing and dancing above my head. I didn't know who sang the song. I only sang these few songs back, it was so unpleasant that I almost couldn't hold back." Suan Yu was a little aggrieved, "I endured it for almost two months, last night I couldn't take it anymore, so I sneaked out while it was dark. "
Chu Yu: …
Was it awakened by the square dance
"Last night there was a mountain collapse in a park in Sanjin, but fortunately no one was hurt." Xu Yuan pushed in the door with her mobile phone. In a corner of an online media, there was indeed a picture of a mountain collapsed in a park in Sanjin Province. News, but this kind of news is not attractive to netizens, not even a single person leaving a message.
That park hosted an open-air party last night, with more than 10,000 people said to be there.
It seems that this acid and temper are quite good, and being harassed like that, I endured it until late at night when no one was there before crawling out. At this time, Chu Yu and Lin Gui both sympathized with him.
If the people in this park encountered Zhu Yan, the consequences would be unimaginable.
The author has something to say: Acid and: Grievance has become a five-hundred-ton bald boy.