Just when everyone thought the inquiry was about to end, Zhuang Qing suddenly stared at Suan Yu and said, "You are lying."
Sour and stiff, his eyes dodged a little: "I-I didn't lie."
"These words you said may be true, but you concealed certain facts and didn't say them." Zhuang Qing walked to Suan Yu's side, stretched out his hand and flicked the table in front of him. The table was solid wood. Under the tap of the fingers, there was a dull sound.
Sour and stared at Zhuang Qing's slender fingers, his head buried deeper.
"You have a murderous aura about you. Even if you didn't eat human beings in your early years, you might have killed other demons." Zhuang Qing walked around Suanhe, and Suanhe's arms unconsciously tightened towards her ribs.
"However, this is all thousands of years ago, and it is useless to investigate further." Zhuang Qing felt sour and secretly relieved, and the topic changed: "But a beast enshrined by the human race and recorded in ancient human books, It is absolutely impossible to endure human noise for so long underground, what are you worried about?"
The people in the management office suddenly realized that they might have been deceived by their sour and honest appearance. This is a famous beast, and it is used to be worshipped by humans. How can they tolerate humans being so arrogant? Unless he has scruples.
Now the monsters... are they all so scary? Suan Yu was stared at by several pairs of eyes, shaking his head non-stop: "I can't say."
"Huh?" Zhuang Qing stretched out his hand, the Divine Sword was already in his hand.
"If you have something to say, you can't say it well, how can you do it if you don't agree." Suan Yu already knew that he was not Zhuang Qing's opponent, "I can still think about it."
Fifteen minutes later, Suan Yu, who said he wanted to "consider", honestly told the truth that he had concealed.
"The way of heaven does not allow the great monster to live in the world." Sour Yu swallowed, "I once saw with my own eyes a fat waste suddenly melted under the fierce sun, and the great monster suddenly began to suffer from an incurable disease of decay, and finally lived in pain. Death. What kind of beasts and beasts, at some point, they are all victims of heaven."
"It's not that the fat will bring a major drought. How can such a big monster be afraid of the fierce sun?" Chu Yu felt cold all over, and suddenly remembered the demon whip that Fu Li lent to the management office. According to the senior Fu Li, This demon whip was because the two big demons were suddenly struck by lightning and died when they were fighting, so the demon whip came into his hands.
"I think of a creature." Xu Yuan's voice trembled, "Dinosaurs."
In the Jurassic era, dinosaurs dominated the entire earth just like humans today. Until now, except for a few fossils that can prove their existence, who has seen their real appearance
The ancient monsters were like this, so what about their humans...
Will it take the old road of dinosaurs and ancient monsters one day and disappear into the long river of history
"What is a dinosaur?" Looking at Zhuang Qing with sourness and puzzlement, "Your relatives of the dragon family?"
"Our boss doesn't have such an old relative." Chu Yu clapped the notebook on his hand, "Tell us about the big monsters in the past, did they have wings on their backs, golden armor and hair, and eyes as big as the sun? A monster with a nose like a divine cow, feet on red clouds, and a body as big as a mountain, who can shake mountains and rivers with just one roar?"
"Take apart these conditions, there are quite a lot of big demons that meet, if these are all grown on a big demon..." Suan Yu thought about it carefully, "Then how ugly is he?"
Chu Yu rolled his eyes to the sky speechlessly, this sour and shameless, when he said that others were ugly, he didn't even think about what he looked like.
Are these ancient monsters too confident in their appearance
In the Yuanyue Hotel, Fu Li changed his work clothes and was stopped by a little girl at the front desk when he went out.
"Fu Li, wait, let's go together." The little girl put her bag on her shoulder and caught up with Fu Li's footsteps. A few staff members in the lobby showed ambiguous smiles on their faces.
Fu Li was puzzled: "I live in a different direction from you, how can I share the same path?"
The little girl's face turned red, her fingers squeezed the strap of the satchel tightly: "I heard Zhang Shan say, you know some supernatural things, I've been having nightmares recently, and I've been pressed by ghosts on the bed, can you take me home and help me? Think about a solution?"
Fu Li carefully observed the little girl's face, and didn't find any bad luck in her, but now there are a few human boys who don't learn well, and they don't do good things when they see a beautiful girl.
So he nodded and agreed: "Okay."
The little girl breathed a sigh of relief, showed a bright smile, and walked out of the hotel together two or three steps away from Fu Li.
The moon is rare, and the night at the end of August is not too hot. The little girl peeked at the handsome boy walking by, trying to find a topic: "Have you always lived in the country before?"
"Well." Fu Li nodded, "This is my first time entering the city."
"It doesn't matter when you enter the city for the first time, and you'll get used to it gradually." The little girl's hand on the shoulder strap loosened and tightened, "Have your family thought about what kind of girlfriend they want you to find?"
Fu Li shook his head: "I have no family."
"Yes, I'm sorry." The little girl looked annoyed, "I shouldn't have told you these things."
"It doesn't matter." Fu Li thinks that humans are very lovable. Although their bodies are very fragile, they have a magical brain and a lovely heart.
The little girl was silent for a moment, then took out a chocolate from the bag: "This is for you."
Her cheeks were slightly red, and the ad said that this chocolate was a feeling of love. Fu Li, will he understand her intentions
"Thank you." Fu Li, who barely understood the advertising routine, opened the package, ate the sweet and greasy candy, and turned to see the little girl still staring at him, "What's the matter?"
"It's nothing." The little girl clipped the broken hair behind her ear, pursed her lips and smiled, "I want to ask, what kind of girl do you like?"
Fu Li felt that he liked most of the human beings, but he didn't understand why this human girl asked such a nutritious question.
Seeing that Fu Li did not answer her question, the little girl was a little disappointed. After walking for a while, she was almost downstairs of her house, she couldn't help saying: "If... If I were your girlfriend, would you think it would be appropriate?"
Unexpectedly, this human being has the will to have sex with him, Fu Li shook his head and said, "We are not suitable."
"Why?" The tears in the little girl's eyes were about to fall. She mustered all the courage to say these words. The moment she was rejected, she felt that the whole world was about to collapse.
"It's just not suitable. I never thought about living my whole life with anyone." The difference between life expectancy and age is too great, and we will not be happy together. Just like humans appreciate butterflies because they are beautiful, but cannot fall in love with butterflies. In his eyes, these lovely human beings are beautiful butterflies, but he has never had the idea of making love.
"You are very nice, cute and kind, but I don't want to have a relationship with anyone."
"Have I received a good person card?" The little girl rubbed her eyes, forced her tears back, and scolded with a smile, "Unless it's cold, no one will have a relationship with anyone for the rest of their lives. Even if you want to reject me, Find a good reason."
Fu Li: …
What he said was the truth.
"I have a hukou in Kyoto, and I'm still an only child. All the houses and cars in the family are mine, do you really not think about it?" The little girl asked again, she had already kept her posture to a minimum.
Fu Li still shook his head.
"Stupid or not, you." The little girl laughed angrily, "If it was another boy, maybe he would have agreed."
"Well..." Fu Li remembered what the heroine said in a TV series when she rejected other men, and decided to learn and use it, "Because I'm not an actress."
The little girl was amused by Fu Li's words: "You are so shameless..." Before she could finish her sentence, she heard someone calling her name behind her, and looked back, she looked a little thin and was walking. Unnatural old stranger.
"Lu Yi."
The old man was staggering, his tone was longing and eager, as if the little girl was someone very important to him, but he had bad legs and couldn't catch up with her. Seeing the little girl turn her head, the old man grinned and smiled. For some reason, the little girl felt that the old man's smile looked a little scary. And he walked like a baboon in a zoo.
Unspeakable fear hit her heart.
"Ignore him." Fu Li pulled on the strap of her satchel, "I'll take you back."
"Okay, okay." The little girl came back to her senses, and walked towards her community at a quicker pace. When she entered the gate of the community, she glanced behind, the old man was still calling him, and the shadow was reflected on the road, as if a A monster with only claws and claws.
"Fu Li, you also go to my house to rest for a night." She lowered her voice, "That old man... something is wrong."
"It doesn't matter, it's just an ordinary old man, you can go back." Fu Li smiled, "I am strong and strong, so am I afraid of an old man who can't even walk steadily. But..."
He wiped the little girl's backpack shoulder strap, "If someone calls your name late at night or early in the morning, remember not to agree casually."
"Okay." The little girl hesitated, thinking that Fu Li didn't want to get too close to her, so she entered the community with her head down. After walking a distance, she glanced outside the gate, and Fu Li and the strange old man were no longer there.
Fu Li walked in front, and the staggering old man followed not far behind, as if his inflexible legs did not affect his speed. After walking to no one, Fu Li stopped and turned to look at the old man who was following him.
The old man approached little by little, his huge lips took up almost one-third of his entire face, and the saliva hung on the corners of his mouth, exuding a faint stench.
Suddenly, the old man opened his mouth wide, stood up from the ground, and attacked Fu Li's throat. Fu Li dodged and turned back with a palm. The old man hit the wall and fell to the ground, turning into a black-haired monkey. The monkey got up and wanted to escape, but Fu Li stepped on his tail and lifted it up.
"Mandrill?" Fu Li shook the ugly monkey in his hand, "You little monsters living in the deep mountains, what are you doing out here?"
Click.
There was movement on the wall, and Fu Li raised his head to see a man lying on the wall. The two looked at each other. Fu Li raised the ugly monkey in his hand, "You want to catch this?"
Ning Xuan jumped off the fence, tied up the squeaky ugly monkey Wu Hua, and thanked Fu Li.
"You're welcome, have your admission results come out?" Fu Li couldn't stand the smell on the mandrill's fur, so he used a purification technique for himself, and also purifies Ning Xuan's hands with great enthusiasm.
"We're still approving the test papers. This year's recruiting focuses on the results of the martial arts test. Based on your cultivation, as long as your test scores are not too bad, you can be admitted." Ning Xuan stuffed the mandrill into a bag, "This mandrill escaped. It's very fast, I've been chasing it since yesterday, but fortunately he didn't have eyes today, so he just bumped into the senior."
As the shape of the sword, Ning Xuan has a natural admiration for the big monster with high force value. So he just took Fu Li and ate the skewers, and took a photo with him before saying goodbye to Fu Li contentedly.
Ningxuan Xiang and Fu Li were happily eating barbecue, but the staff in the management office who were in charge of marking the examination papers were going crazy. The demon cultivators in the comprehension world don't pay much attention to the culture class. Most of the exam papers they answer are messy and typos.
Huang Can took a sip of strong tea and continued to read the next test paper, the answer in it was ridiculously wrong.
What if you encounter evil spirits
The correct answer should be to meditate, but this exam paper says that it is wearing a jade.
What is Yushan jade? This candidate probably has the same problem as Ning Xuan, and likes to read all kinds of messy fantasy novels.
And what should I do when the poison in the demon cultivation body cannot be excreted
The correct answer is to ask someone with a high level of cultivation to straighten the meridians and use the aura to expel toxins, but this answer is... Eating the ear mouse or sour grass.
So this candidate is here to tease them, not to take the exam, right
On this paper, aside from dealing with certain emergencies in the human world, it is not too outrageous, as long as it is related to the realm of self-cultivation, it is ridiculous and has no common sense. After reading this exam paper, his spirit has improved.
"Old Huang, what are you laughing at?" The colleague next to him saw Huang Can laughing non-stop, "Could it be that you have met a genius that is rarely seen in a thousand years?"
"There is no genius, but there is a novel lover." Huang Can handed him the test paper, "Now the little demon really doesn't like to be motivated. The questions he answers are messy, and his imagination is quite rich."
After reading it, the colleague also laughed, and then said with emotion: "When we cultivated human form, whoever did not hide in Tibet, was afraid of being caught by monks and Taoists and lost their lives. What are these demon cultivators like now? If it weren't for the regulations of our management office, there might be people who would become sports stars to make money."
The Buddhist cultivators in the room all looked sideways.
"I mean before, before! This is a problem left over from history, and it has nothing to do with the big guy. Don't misunderstand." The colleague waved his hand quickly to show his innocence.
Buddha Xiu Dao Xiu continued to lower his head to review the examination papers, but his ears stood up.
"The lives of the little demons are good now. As long as Lingzhi is activated, there will be a demon alliance to protect them. If they can cultivate their human form and have never done evil, they can get a good demon certificate and a human ID card. As long as they do not break the law Ji, you can live a carefree life." The colleague shook his head and handed the test paper back to Huang Can, "It's only been so long, I forgot even the ability to survive."
"Isn't this the meaning of the existence of the management office and the demon alliance." Huang Can thought about it, "It's not easy to have a quiet life in the world of self-cultivation. Everything is fate, and there is no envy." After saying this, he was here. Zhang drew several big crosses on the test paper, and wrote a 28 in the total score column.
He originally wanted to give points for the test and help the candidate round up a whole number, but the word was so ugly that he couldn't give these two points out of conscience.
Two days later, the admission list was handed to Zhuang Qing. Zhuang Qing glanced at it and asked, "Why is there no Fu Li?"
Fu Li was the first in the martial arts test, how could he not even make it into the top ten
"Maybe... the result of the literary test is too poor?" Xu Yuan did not expect that Fu Li was not shortlisted, which was too funny.
Two hours later, Zhuang Qing found Fu Li's papers in a pile of sealed papers. After seeing the total score on the papers, Zhuang Qing was silent.
With such ugly words, and with such test scores, where did Fu Li get the confidence to take the college entrance examination and civil service examination
By illegal obfuscation
At this moment, Zhuang Qing finally believed that Fu Li was really a country monster who had never seen the world.
After living for so many years, I can't even write hyphenated words well, do I still need the face of the demon cultivator
The author has something to say: Aggrieved Fu Li: Before I went to bed, human characters looked different from now.