"Their dim sum tastes average. The most classic is this spicy diced rabbit, which is fragrant and tender." Zhang Ke used the chopsticks to put the rabbit head in Fu Li's bowl, "You can try it."
On the left is the Fat Rabbit Snack from Zhuang Qing, on the right is the Spicy Rabbit Ding from Zhang Ke, and on the opposite side are a group of smiling future colleagues. Fu Li suddenly remembered an allusion he read in a Chinese textbook a few days ago, Hongmen Banquet. .
King Xiang danced his sword, aiming at Pei Gong. Is this the old man's disgrace to the newcomer
He thought he was covering it up well, so did everyone know that he was actually a bunny? Back then, when he was less than five hundred years old, he couldn't even transform into a human form, because after listening to the story told by the white ape, he was a little curious about the things outside the mountain. Later, one day Wanwan ran out and encountered two very strange snakes. They not only had wings, but also two bodies under one head. The strange snake found him, not only mocked him for being weak and ugly, but also opened his mouth wide and prepared to devour him. When he was still young, he was so scared that he shivered, and he couldn't even hold back the urge to urinate. If King Gangye hadn't rushed to save him later, he might have been swallowed by a strange snake.
From then on, he felt disgusted whenever he saw naked things, and only later learned that this strange snake is called Fat Yi. Even after the white ape said that eating the meat of this kind of snake was good for his body, he felt disgusted just thinking about their ugly appearance.
What happened to the rabbit, the rabbit, as long as you practice well, the rabbit can also contribute to the world.
He pushed the bowl in front of him away and looked pitifully at everyone in the management department: "The rabbit is so cute, can I not eat it?"
It doesn't matter if you eat it, it doesn't matter if you let me sit next to you and watch you eat it, why did you choose it into my bowl and persuade me to eat it? He is not the mallard, and he can do it with his family.
"Although it looks cute, its meat is more delicious and its fur is more beautiful." Xu Yuan said, "Senior, don't worry, there is absolutely no excessive use of veterinary drugs on these meats. This store is very particular about the ingredients, and these are free-range breeds. The style of running rabbit meat is absolutely tender and firm."
She thought it was because Fu Xin was soft, and said, "Although rabbits are cute, their main economic utility is to eat and cut their fur."
The cold sweat on Fu Li's face was even worse, and his eyes were even more aggrieved: "None of you like to eat people, why do you force rabbits to eat rabbits?"
"What?" Thinking that he had a hearing problem, Zhang Ke turned his head to look at Fu Li dumbfoundedly, looking both stupid and stupid. The others were not much better than him. They stretched out their chopsticks and felt that the rabbit meat in their mouths was burning, making their hearts pound.
Zhuang Qing threw the half-eaten Fat Rabbit snack in his hand into the trash can under the table, and took a sip of tea as if nothing had happened.
"What happened to the rabbit?" Fu Li said with a stern face, "Do you look down on rabbits?"
"No, how is it possible." Xu Yuan threw the chopsticks, "Rabbits are cute and powerful, we all like rabbits."
"Yeah, yeah, Tutu is so cute, how can you eat Tutu." Zhang Ke, who recovered from the shock, threw his chopsticks, "There is a lobster shop next door, let's go eat crayfish."
A group of people sat down in a different place, and Fu Li looked at the newly served lobster and felt as if he understood something.
It must have been the last time he beat Suan Yu, he beat him so hard that it frightened them, so these people deliberately frightened him. No wonder Zhang Shan said that if he behaved too well, he would be envied by others, and he should pay more attention in the future.
The people in the management office never imagined that Fu Li, who has such a high force value, is actually an old rabbit who has practiced for four thousand years. Rabbits have a short lifespan, and even if they are fortunate enough to cultivate their human form, their cultivation is still very low. People like Fu Li…
Probably belongs to the mutant species in the rabbit demon.
After eating two pots of lobster, Zhang Ke's daughter-in-law approached Fu Li like she said, "Senior, I didn't know you were... a majestic Jade Rabbit, that's why I was offended when I arranged the meal. I'm here. my apologies."
"Also, it's not a majestic Moon Moon Jade Rabbit." Fu Li put down the lobster in his hand and smiled embarrassedly, "Everyone will be colleagues in the future, just call me by my name."
He stretched out his hand for a distance, but it was only more than 20 centimeters in length, and he broke the jar and said, "I'm actually such a big long-eared rabbit. The lanugo has not retreated, and I have no elders to protect me, so I felt very pitiful, so I took me back to the mountains and raised it." Seeing everyone staring at him blankly again, Fu Li's cheeks were a little red.
Hearing these words, Zhuang Qing thought of those kind little demons buried in the belly of dragons on Wuying Mountain, and was a little bit disgusted by the Qinglong clan.
"My benefactor, you are really amazing." Chu Yu said with admiration on his face, "I have practiced for more than a thousand years, and the original shape is only one finger long and two fingers wide." Not to mention that the benefactor was a rabbit with a length of more than 20 centimeters, even if the benefactor was The paramecia can only be seen with a microscope, and Chu Yu also decided to worship him without any standpoint.
When Chu Yu said this, everyone looked at Fu Li with more admiration.
From an ordinary long-eared rabbit to the present, how much effort and sweat did it take to achieve such a profound cultivation
Jagged man, cow!
They worship the naturally powerful demon cultivators, and they cultivate from humble animals to great powers, which makes people even more awe-inspiring!
"But the demon cultivators who raised seniors are really amazing. If I saw a fluffy little rabbit, I might bring it home and cook it..." Zhang Ke scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, hehe laughed.
Fu Li lowered his head and rubbed it, biting off the lobster's head.
Zhang Ke swallowed his saliva and never mentioned eating rabbits again.
After the welcome banquet, everyone knew Fu Li's original form. In particular, Suan Yu, whose alias was Song Yu, collapsed after learning what Fuli's body was. After all, he is also an ancient beast, how could he be beaten by a rabbit and cry bitterly
No, it should be said, how could a rabbit resist the instinctive awe of the big demon in his body and beat him like this
The face of the ancient monsters was all lost by him. Fortunately, the ancient monsters were either dead or hiding, and no one knew that he was so embarrassed. Thinking of this, Song Yu was relieved.
The story of the poor boy's counterattack is not all popular among human beings nowadays. Fu Li is the protagonist of the poor boy in the demon cultivator world, so if he has the ability to slap him in the face, he can figure it out.
In front of the old staff, several newcomers still can't let go. Wei Cang is Zhang Ke's junior brother. Although he started as a demon cultivator, he is still very popular among the junior brothers in the Qingxiao faction, so after eating, he He rubbed in front of Zhang Ke.
"Senior, this is my junior brother Wei Cang." Zhang Ke intends to make Wei Cang and Fu Li have a good relationship, and takes the initiative to introduce Wei Cang to Fu Li, "I will ask you to take care of him in the future."
"Didn't you say I'll be called by my name in the future? The title of senior sounds old-fashioned." Fu Li has a good temperament, although he thinks that these people in the management office are suspected of giving him a grand banquet, but who calls him open-minded, Don't care about these juniors.
However, after seeing through Weicang's human form and seeing through Weicang's original form, Fu Li was a little envious. It turned out to be a tiger.
He may have seen Fu Li beating Suan Yu, so when Wei Cang saw Fu Li, he couldn't help feeling awe. Without Zhang Ke teaching him, he respectfully called Fu Li, "Brother Fu."
Although from the outside, he was several years older than Fu Li.
"Brother Fu, it's not very convenient to take a taxi here, I'll drive you back." Zhang Ke saw that Fu Li didn't like to call him senior, so he called Fu Li Wei brother very wisely.
"No need." Zhuang Qing came over and said, "I'm familiar with where he lives, so I'll just come and see him off."
"Okay, boss." Zhang Ke took Wei Cang back a few steps.
After Zhuang Qing left with Fu Li, he whispered to his junior brother Weicang: "I heard that the dragon and tiger are not compatible, and they often fight together. After entering the management office, you must remember to restrain yourself. Don't look at the boss who is less than two thousand years old. , the cultivation base is unfathomable, I have worked in it for ten years, and I have never seen the boss fight and lose."
"Senior brother, you think too much." Weicang looked in the direction where Fu Li and Zhuang Qing left, his eyes full of admiration, "The so-called dragon and tiger fights are actually made up by human beings. The ones that are really incompatible with the dragon family, It's actually a phoenix."
"Isn't it Dragon and Phoenix?" Zhang Ke felt that his three views were a little broken.
"It doesn't really matter what the truth is, as long as you humans are happy. Anyway, since I was born, I haven't seen a phoenix, and it may have been exterminated. Even if the dragons have the beliefs of humans, there are only a few dozen left. Head, what are you fighting for?" Weicang put his hands in his pockets, shrugged his shoulders, and said very casually, "This world already belongs to human beings."
The past glory and glory of the demon clan, like those magnificent historical records in human history, cannot go back in time, nor can they go back. It is better to look up and look forward to the present, and there will be new hope for the future.
Zhang Ke looked at his junior brother with a face full of indifference, and felt that he seemed to see the hero's twilight and old age, and there was a touch of sadness.
"Senior brother, what are you thinking about?" Weicang sighed, his eyes filled with the vicissitudes of seeing things in the world, "It doesn't matter, Feng Shui turns around anyway, just get used to it."
Zhang Ke:
As a human, he felt as if his race was cursed.
Fu Li got into Zhuang Qing's car and looked back and forth: "Is your car repaired?"
This question made Zhuang Qing think of the low-level car accident not long ago, and her heart ached a little: "Well."
"You are really generous for Long, and it cost a lot of money to invite so many people to dinner at noon?" Fu Li fastened his seat belt.
"It's okay." Anyway, it doesn't cost him any money, it's going to be reimbursed. This time, the management office recruited a demon who had practiced for 4,000 years, as well as a big demon that was only recorded in ancient books. They were very happy, so they specially allocated a sum of money.
"I didn't know your original shape before, so I was offended when I ordered a meal." Zhuang Qing observed Fu Li's expression, "Please don't take it to heart."
"It's okay, I just don't eat rabbit meat, it doesn't matter if you eat it." Fu Li said, "For example, the real king on my mountain is a pig, but everyone also wants to eat pork."
Zhuang Qing suddenly had a vivid picture in his mind, a pig was roasting rabbit meat, a rabbit was eating pork, a monkey was eating roasted sparrows, sparrows were eating fish on a branch, and four different creatures were sitting together. Son, the atmosphere is friendly and harmonious.
Frightened by what he had come up with in his brain, Zhuang Qing shook his head, and he was swayed by Fu Li.
He had no chance to see the grand occasion of the demon world thousands of years ago, but what is certain is that Fu Li should live in a simple environment. Although sometimes he somehow felt that Fu Li was a little dangerous, but the breath of the other party was very clean. This is a demon cultivator who has not been stained with karma and has never eaten humans, a unique spiritual field.
"Why do you still go to the hotel?" Zhuang Qing turned the steering wheel, "You still have to go to work now?"
"I'm going to hand in my resignation." Fu Li took out a resignation letter from his jacket. "Although Wang Daoyou has approved my resignation in advance, as a rule, I have to hand this resignation to the personnel department."
"You really follow the rules."
Zhuang Qing was noncommittal about this. Now many demon cultivators can integrate into the human world, but it is rare to see a demon cultivator who abides by the rules to this extent.
When the car arrived at the hotel, Zhuang Qing turned off the fire: "Go, I'll wait for you in the car."
If it wasn't for Fu Li's diamond and Hunyuan Dan, he would be reluctant to consume so much gasoline to be a free driver for a rabbit. It's really short-handed and soft-mouthed when eating people. He still eats and takes, and he can't get enough confidence.
Fu Li handed in his resignation and came across Zhang Shan. Zhang Shan already knew that Fu Li had found a good job in a certain biological company, so when he saw Fu Li, he jokingly asked him to treat him.
After the two laughed for a while, Zhang Shan pulled Fu Li to the corner and whispered: "Xiao Fu, after I went back last night, I went to check on the Chimelong Biotechnology Company, but I didn't expect this company to be quite powerful. , The self-developed and produced cosmeceuticals are popular with women, and it seems that they also produce some drugs and the like. Anyway, it is a low-key time-honored company, and it will not be a liar, so you can go to work with peace of mind."
A few days ago, Fu Li mentioned to Zhang Shan that he was accepted by Chimelong Technology and Biological Company, but he still didn’t know whether he should go or not. Zhang Shan thought that Fu Li was worried that it was a scam company, so he went to check it out.
It's no wonder he thinks too much. There are too many scam companies under the name of scientific and technological creatures. What if they encounter some messy organizations
Zhang Shan didn't say it, and Fu Li didn't know it yet. It turns out that the management office really has products on the market. It's really... disguised well.
"Thank you." Fu Li looked at the enthusiastic human in front of him and patted him on the shoulder, "I'll treat you to dinner when I'm on vacation."
"Okay." Zhang Shan patted Fu Li's shoulder cheerfully, "Have a rest early, and go to work in the new company tomorrow, you must be full of energy."
"Yeah!" Fu Li nodded.
However, on the first day of going to work in the management office, Fu Li did nothing except familiarize himself with the various formations inside. On the second day of work, Fu Li stayed with everyone in the large office area and listened to ghost stories in the world all day. He didn't understand why a group of people cultivating demons would be so interested in ghost stories written by human authors.
On the third day, the old employees told the six newcomers about the employee code and distributed a lot of office supplies. The left side of Fu Li's office is Wei Cang, and the right side is Song Yu. There are many rooms in Chimelong Biological Company. Because each cultivator has different habits and hobbies, each person has an independent office. In the middle of each floor, there are public offices and conference rooms. They like to be in public offices.
If humans come in, they will only think that this is an ordinary biological company, and only the practitioners who have the work card of the management office can see the truth.
Buildings with countless floors, luxurious spiral staircases, ancient paintings on the walls that have experienced the passage of time, and some potted plants in the corners that seem to be ordinary but may actually talk and sing and even turn into vines, all prove it. of uniqueness.
Any scene in a mythical movie looks clumsy and cheap compared to what the management office actually looks like.
When Fu Li was carrying the stick bone and chicken leg to see Sun Gouer, his job had changed from making clothes to making dolls. The black and short dog's paws were very flexible, and he could swish the doll's body with two swishes. The eyes are glued.
Seeing Fu Li coming, he was very happy. He pushed the big frame of the doll to the side, and wagged his black tail to the door: "Xiao Fu, you finally came to see me." The magic circle on the door flickered, The things in Fu Li's hand came to Sun Gou'er.
He lay down on his forelimbs, opened his mouth and bit off a stick bone. He raised his head and said to Fu Li, "I really didn't introduce you to the city for nothing. You've been locked up here for a few months, and you're the only one who has seen me."
"Appearance is very important to human beings. You give the fox a fake degree, and let her use this to trick people into believing her on the Internet, buy fake masks from her store, and cause them to ruin their faces. This is called helping the emperor. ." Fu Li was lying on the door frame, and said to Sun Gouer through the barrier, "After you are released from your sentence, stop lying."
"What do I eat if I don't lie to you." Sun Gou'er crunched the bones of the stick with a grim look on his face, "Are humans worthy of my kindness and kindness?"
"Being deceived is only because of their stupid brains!"
Sun Gou'er threw down these words, turned around and picked up the insulation box with his mouth. After lying down a little further, he used his butt to face Fu Li and continued to chew on the chicken legs and stick bones. Sometimes the soup splashed on his face, and he didn't forget to wipe it with his paws.
Fu Li walked out of the prison area and met Zhuang Qing and Chu Yu on the way to the cafeteria, and Chu Yu hurriedly greeted him to go together.
"Brother Fu, what are you doing in the prison area? There is no spiritual energy there, and the air is turbid." Chu Yu asked curiously.
"I'm going to visit my fellow villagers."
"Oh, that pastoral dog." Chu Yu said, "I didn't expect that the imprisoned dog was also from your mountain."
"It's not Wuyingshan." Fu Li shook his head and explained, "Wuyingshan demon cultivator never deceives people, nor does he do anything harmful. Sun Qiye is the demon cultivator I met in the place where I woke up."
There is no monster in the world that does not lie. Chu Yu took a careful look at Fu Li. I am afraid that it was when they lied, senior Fu Li didn't know.
After returning from the meal, the management office received a report from the enthusiastic demons, saying that there were fox spirits who took the form of defrauding human beings, and the amount involved may be as high as two million.
"Why is it a fox spirit again?" Chu Yu hung up the phone and frowned, "The fox clan has committed several cases this year, and the fake mask person hasn't come out last time, so another fox can't wait to commit a crime."
"Zhang Ke, this time you take Brother Fu and Qing Xu for a trip, so that they can familiarize themselves with the workflow."
The Taoist leader is in charge of catching demons, and Brother Fu is in charge of fighting demons, no problem.
In the middle of the night, Fu Li looked at the demon cultivator who was pulling with a certain human, and turned to Zhang Ke: "Is this a fox spirit?"
I don't know if the current cultivators are influenced by TV dramas. When they see a demon cultivator who seduces human beings, they think of fox spirits.
This is obviously a lemur. According to biology, he should be in the same family as the monkey, and it has nothing to do with other people's vixen.
The author has something to say: Fox Spirit: Have you read too much Liaozhai? Throw any pot at us.
Lemur: Although I am ugly, I am beautiful after transforming~ [Here is a tip not to mislead you: Lemurs are not native animals in China, their ancestry should be in Africa, this article is for the plot~]
Fu Li: Thank you for your great nutrient solution, I can't repay you, I can only wish you good luck~