Hou Wei pushed the man leaning on her into the car, slammed the door, bent over, and blew a kiss, smiling sweetly and beautifully. After waiting for the car to drive away, she took out a vanity mirror from her bag, looked at her face, and scolded: "Damn, a soft-hearted person has the face to engage in extramarital affairs and waste my mother's makeup."
After repairing the lipstick that was smeared by the man, she took out her mobile phone, pouted a selfie, and sent it to the circle of friends. Her eyes are big and her face is only the size of a slap. The photos she takes are beautiful without beauty. Not long after the photo was posted, many men came to like her. She sneered, put her phone back in her handbag, lit a cigarette, and leaned against the street light pole to puff.
When a young man in a white shirt walked up to her, she exhaled a cigarette: "Sister is not interested in young chicks like you, stay away from me."
Fu Li took out his work card: "Hello, I'm an employee of the Cultivation Administration Bureau, please show your ID."
After not hearing the five words of the Cultivation Bureau, Hou Wei was too frightened to hold the cigarette in her hand, she bit her red lips like flames, and said pitifully: "Brother, I just slept with a few humans, I didn't smoke them. The essence and yang of the body, this, this is not illegal, right?"
"It's your mutual consent, we don't care." Zhang Ke walked out from behind and took out his work card and shook it a bit, "But you are suspected of defrauding human money, and this will be under our control."
"That was given to me voluntarily by them. How could it be considered a scam?" Hou Wei blinked, "Brother, please spare me this time."
"Don't do this, the fox spirit I met last time is much better at seducing people than you." Zhang Ke took out his magic weapon and faced Hou Wei. If Hou Wei refused to cooperate, he could only take it away forcibly. .
Hou Wei saw that the three men were not willing to eat, and the smile on her face disappeared: "Those men are being cheap, and they are still messing around outside when they are married, so what if I lied to them! You heard that I lied to them. Money, just stop to trouble me immediately, when those slutty men cheat, how come no one punishes them? Even without me, there will be other women, can you manage it?"
"Human's affairs are not under our control, we only care about the affairs of the cultivation world." Zhang Ke knew that Hou Wei had some truth, but without rules, there is no circle. The entire cultivation world will be in chaos.
Today, this human being throws garbage and deserves to be killed; tomorrow, that human being swears and gets eaten. Later, it may become that human beings should be eaten.
"But according to human law, half of the money you defrauded belongs to male human wives. Those male humans deserve to be deceived, but female humans are innocent." Fu Li was not detoured by Hou Wei's words, "According to human beings According to the law, it is illegal for that man to cheat in marriage, and it is also wrong for you to defraud others. If someone else did something wrong, it does not mean that you are right. These are two different things."
Hou Wei was blocked by Fu Li so she couldn't speak. After a while, she took a puff of cigarette and spit it in front of the three of them: "When my mother came to the Central Plains back then, you were not born yet, so it's up to you to think about it. catch me?"
Seeing that the three of them were not higher than herself, Hou Wei looked at the moon in the sky and flicked the ash: "It's better to take a step back, I will refund half of the money to those men's wives, don't arrest me and go to jail. "
I heard that Yao Xiu will become a prototype when he is caught in the management office for labor service. She absolutely cannot tolerate such a thing to happen!
"Now that I know it's not good to go to jail, what did you do before?" Zhang Ke laughed angrily, "Vixen, we are doing things according to the rules, not business."
"You are the f*cking fox spirit!" Hou Wei pointed to her beautiful big eyes, "Are you blind! The fox spirit's eyes are as big as mine, and as beautiful as mine?!"
Zhang Ke didn't understand why Hou Wei suddenly broke out, and was frightened by her exposed appearance and took two steps back.
Then he heard a series of classic swear words, not a single word was repeated. Zhang Ke turned his head to see Qingxu, Qingxu was holding the Taoist finger, and he looked like a master of the world. He instantly understood that quarrels were something that could not be counted on for clear beards.
Turning his head to look at Fu Li again, he didn't expect the other party to listen with relish, as if he was very interested in these curse words.
"Brother Fu." Zhang Ke pulled Fu Li, "These are all swear words, don't take it to heart."
"What she scolded was learned from your anthropology?" Fu Li looked up in admiration, "I didn't expect your human beings to be so creative in language."
As a human being, Zhang Ke has no pride in being praised at all.
"But she is definitely not a fox spirit." Fu Li said, "I have seen her prototype in "Animal World", and it is called a lemur."
Hearing the word lemur, Hou Wei, who was cursing, seemed to be strangled by someone, staring at Fu Li blankly.
As early as the early Tang Dynasty, there were rumors from somewhere that their lemurs could bring bad luck to people, so some wealthy businessmen deliberately bought lemurs at high prices to attack their competitors. In exchange for fine cloth and utensils, some people caught countless lemurs and went to the Central Plains. The journey is long, and nine out of ten lemurs who are caught in the cage die. Even if they are lucky enough to reach the Central Plains, they will eventually be unable to escape the word of death because of human fear of them.
Luckily for her, she survived the transport because she had already opened her mind. She was later bought by a wealthy businessman and thrown into a rival's yard. However, the hostess of the opponent's house is a very kind woman. She doesn't dislike her ugly appearance, nor does she believe the rumors outside, so she takes her in.
However, such a good woman died of her husband's poisoning, just because her husband had an affair with other women, and she was afraid that the power of the mistress's family would not dare to divorce, so she could only use this ruthless method.
She didn't understand why the husband and wife who promised each other whiteheads could change their minds so easily, and they could even take each other's life ruthlessly. Are those oaths and promises of love all false
That night, she transformed herself out of resentment and killed the man who had a heartless heart.
She has lived for 1,500 years, and almost no one can see through her original form. Hou Wei threw away the cigarette butt and looked at Fu Li vigilantly, "Who are you and why can you see through my original form?"
"You're not half my age, why is it difficult to see through your body?" Fu Li looked at Hou Wei with loving eyes that cared about his younger generation, "Come on, I'll give you two choices. First, cooperate with our work and follow Let's go. Second, we will be violently taken away."
"Senior." Hou Wei stood up straight, and said pitifully: "I am a foreign monkey, and I still don't understand the rules of the Central Plains cultivation world, so please forgive me this time, I will never do this kind of thing again. It's gone!"
Zhang Ke finally understands what it means to turn a face faster than a book. It was not like this when she scolded people with a smoke ring just now.
"Although your species does not belong to our country, the way you practice cultivation is no different from our country, and you are still committing crimes in our country." Zhang Ke took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Hou Wei, and entered the photo in After checking the office system, "Oh, I also took our country's identity certificate. You have stayed on this land for more than a thousand years, and you still don't understand our rules?"
Hou Wei didn't expect her lie to be exposed so quickly. She turned her head and saw many passers-by passing behind her. She rolled her eyes and immediately remembered it. She took a deep breath, sank into Dantian in anger, opened her mouth and shouted, "Help, there is a hooligan!"
"Fuck, this woman is too shameless." Zhang Ke was startled, he turned his head to look around, and saw that passersby didn't react at all, not only did he not relax, but even more angry, "This is all What kind of people don't even respond when they hear the girl's call for help!"
"Sorry, I made a barrier just now, people outside can't see us, and can't hear us." Fu Li smiled innocently, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and Hou Wei became the original form. The unsightly big-eyed lemur was in Fu Li's hands.
"Squeaky." The lemur struggled a few times, and finally all four claws were paralyzed, lying motionless on Fu Li's palm. Then he circled his tail little by little, covering his terrifyingly large eyes.
"It's pretty cute." Fu Li turned to Zhang Ke and said, "Let's go back."
"Squeak?" The lemur's tail moved down a little, and looked at Fu Li timidly with big eyes, as if she didn't expect anyone to praise her as cute.
Hou Wei was taken to the management office. After investigation, she did not use ecstasy illegally in the process of interacting with human men. The money was given voluntarily by human men. However, Hou Wei's behavior was suspected of destroying the relationship between human husbands and wives, so there were internal differences in sentencing.
When everyone was arguing, Fu left his mouth.
"Although Hou Wei's behavior is wrong, but during the investigation, I found that these men were not contacted by her, but these men had unruly thoughts on Hou Wei and took the initiative to courteously. From this point of view, Hou Wei did not take the initiative to contact Hou Wei. It’s not a voluntary mistake.” Fu Li took out the investigation materials, “and Hou Wei said that she is willing to return the money to those men’s partners, and if any of these partners want to divorce, she is willing to stand up and testify to prove these cheating. The men are at fault, so the victim women get more property division when they divorce."
"If the situation is true, I think Hou Wei's sentencing standard can be lowered." Xu Yuan snorted coldly, not feeling good about those men who cheated. "After careful calculation, Hou Wei's situation is a gift, not a fraud."
In the end, everyone came to the conclusion that Hou Wei returned all the money to the men's partners, and after paying a fine, he could be exempted from the prison sentence, but he needed to go to the human community to do volunteer work for two years and get in touch with some ordinary people. .
For the management office, Hou Wei's case is just an ordinary case. They will not only punish Hou Wei for making mistakes, but also let these cheating men get the retribution they deserve. As for the exact method, that is the internal management office. little secret.
On the seventh day that Fu Li entered the management office, he suddenly became popular online.
It turned out to be the funny show that was deliberately scary, and the clip of the elevator pretending to be ghosts was broadcast. Among the people who were scared, crying and making trouble, Fu Li was a breath of fresh air. When the ghost jumped out, the first thought was not to be afraid, but to remind the other party not to jump in the elevator. Later interviews were also interesting. Without saying anything, he emphasized that there should be no slapstick in the elevator. There is such a security guard in the hotel, which is simply too responsible and too safe.
Of course, another point is that this security guard is very handsome.
Some netizens soon discovered that this security guard was not only fearless in the face of ghosts, but also rescued the little girl who was harassed by the gangster and the python who was struck by lightning. The evidence is the screenshot of the little girl's Weibo when she was looking for her benefactor, and the thank you Weibo from the Forestry Bureau.
Netizens who learned that the security guard worked at Yuanyue Hotel came to the hotel to inquire, and everyone knew that this handsome guy had resigned a week ago. The netizens were very disappointed and wanted to inquire about the whereabouts of the handsome guy, but they couldn't.
Some netizens think that this must be some company's Internet celebrity hype routine, but they waited left and right, and did not wait for the handsome security guard to post on Weibo or accept an interview. In the end, they had to admit that this is really a brain circuit. Weird security.
"Brother Fu, you're on fire." Zhang Ke walked up to Fu Li with his mobile phone in his hand, "Many cute girls on the Internet said that you are the most handsome security guard and want to help you have a baby. And Bai Fumei said that she wanted to give birth to a child. You bring it home."
"What kind of children do I have, I have species isolation from humans, so I can't have children." Fu Li was doing a set of history exam papers, and he didn't raise his head when he heard Zhang Ke's words, "I have hands and feet, how can I let human girls raise them? What a shameful face."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, there are more demons raised by humans now. Not long ago, I met a few cat demons mixed together, and they are more loyal than someone's shit shoveling officer." Zhang Ke smiled, "What are you? "
Fu Li shook his head and sighed: "In the past, the demon world was ashamed of being a pet, but now there is such an atmosphere, the world is getting worse."
Zhang Wang laughed dryly and put the phone away. He was afraid that if he didn't put it away, he would become a bastard with a bad demon.
"Everyone is there?" Zhuang Qing came in with the portfolio. "The 10-year census work is about to start. Everyone has been working hard recently, and get this thing done as soon as possible. This time the statistics are more complicated than before. Some must be registered in accordance with the requirements of one standard and three realities.”
"Boss, isn't one standard and three real standards their human standard?" Chu Yu asked, "Why do we demons follow this standard?"
"It is our responsibility to keep pace with the times and strengthen the management of the comprehension world." Zhuang Qing handed him the portfolio, "Evil demons have appeared frequently recently, and even mandrills hiding in the mountains and forests dare to come to the city to make trouble, which shows that What? This shows that our work is not in place."
The evil demon, on behalf of Song Yu, lowered his head a bit.
Everyone knows that this is a sure thing, and no longer discussing whether to do it or not, but who is responsible for what.
Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li: "Fu Li, come to the office with me."
Fu Li put down his pen, got up and followed behind Zhuang Qing. After the two walked into the office, Zhuang Qing clicked a text message on his mobile phone: "Did you transfer this million to me?"
"Didn't I borrow you a million? Now that I have money, of course I have to pay it back." Since that human named Zhou Chang gave him a check, he is rich, although it is not enough. Buy a house in Kyoto.
"You..." Zhuang Qing was suffocated by Fu Li's indifference, "Did you know it was one million?!"
"I only pay you back if I know it. If I only borrowed ten yuan, I might have forgotten it." Fu Li glanced at Zhuang Qing with disgust. He finally got in line at the bank, transferred the money from the check into his account and then returned it to him, and he even lost his temper.
"Then do you know that the Primordial Primordial Pill you gave me is worth at least two million, and that rough diamond is of unlimited value. Will you settle the account?" Zhuang Qing finally couldn't help the depression in her heart, and said lowly. Roared, "You have lived for four thousand years, what are you thinking about?!"
"What you borrowed is what you borrowed, of course you have to pay it back." Fu Li patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "You are young, don't be so irritable, what if you damage your cultivation base? I don't feel bad, you feel bad for me. what?"
Zhuang Qing took a deep breath and patted the hand he put on her shoulder: "Okay, just treat me like a dog with a mouse and meddle in my own business."
Fu Li whispered: "That's not true, you are a dragon, and it has nothing to do with dogs."
Trying to remind herself not to lose her temper, Zhuang Qing took two deep breaths: "Fu Li, many things that are worthless in your eyes are already rare treasures in this day and age. You are now a demon in my management office, and I will I can't just watch you suffer, do you understand?"
Fu Li blinked: "The current world of self-cultivation is really so miserable?"
Those things he ate as snacks and weeds have now become rare items
"There are many things you don't know." Zhuang Qing saw Fu Li obediently bowing his head to listen to the training, and sighed, "I told you last time, don't just watch the news broadcast."
"No, I've been watching "Approaching Science" and "Animal World" recently."
After a long while, Zhuang Qing gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, as long as you are happy."
"Zhuang Qing, you are really a good dragon. I am living a very happy life now." Fu Li smiled happily. Although this dragon has a bad temper, he has a good heart.
Zhuang Qing: "Haha."
"You..." Zhuang Qing's voice suddenly fell, he turned his head and looked out the window with a solemn expression: "What a strong demonic aura."
"It seems that it came from the direction of the East China Sea." The East China Sea is so far away from the capital that the demonic energy can be transmitted, which shows how profoundly cultivated this monster is.
The two looked at each other and disappeared into the sky.
On the east coast, night has come, and in the tumbling black water, huge monsters are looming in the sea, fishes are scattered, and there is not even a single bird in the sky.
The author has something to say: Fu Li: It is only right and proper to pay off debts!