"Ah, what's the smell?" Kunyu spit out a foreign object in his mouth, and dropped out a pile of tattered copper and iron and various plastic bags. He flicked his tail, and the waves turned up thousands of feet. Perhaps before long, a tsunami or typhoon will be triggered by the nearby land.
His fins are very large, and he can swim very far with a single shot. With his strength, he has cleared up the rumor that Fatty is not fast.
"What is this?" He rolled up an unmanned diving survey machine with fins, put it in his teeth and bit it: "Bah, you can't eat it."
The department that controls the drone is at a loss, why did the survey plane suddenly have no signal back? This sea area is simply evil. Either the submarine was caught, or the drone was inexplicably destroyed. Is there really a deep-sea devil
Spitting out a mouthful of slag, Kunyu twisted his tail and made himself a little smaller. At least he tilted his eyeballs now, and he could see the tips of his fins. Although his body became smaller, his swimming speed was not slow, and he floated to the surface in the blink of an eye. After seeing the sea clearly, the first sentence he scolded was: "Which bastard stinks the water in my house?"
There was a sound above his head, he looked up and saw a flashing bird flying in the air, with an ugly and strange sound, and a long row of eyeballs on both sides of his body.
He jumped to the surface of the water, the fish scales turned into bird feathers, the fins turned into bird wings, and he raised his neck and howled.
"What's that?" Zhuang Qing rushed to the beach and saw the scene of the Kunyu turning into a bird. The bird's wings were spread out for more than ten meters, and the bird feathers radiated red light, like a flame. The moment the bird looked like, he instinctively became highly alert.
"That is Peng, Kun Chushui turned into Peng, so humans gave him a name, Kun Peng." Fu Li's expression was even more serious than Zhuang Qing, because he heard Bai Yuan tell about Kun Peng's deeds, and he was full of anger. The sea water is a pool, and the divine power is incomparable. At that time, Bai Yuan was afraid that he would not know what Kunpeng looked like, so he specially drew him two forms of Kunpeng fish and bird, and told him how to deal with Kunpeng.
That is, run when you see it, run as far as you want, without turning your head.
"Huh? It smells like a dragon?" Peng Bird, who was about to fly into the sky to see what the strange bird looked like, flapped his wings, turned his head to look at the sea, and searched for the trace of the dragon.
"You hide first." Fu Li put a talisman on Zhuang Qing's body, which was drawn by Bai Yuan back then. It is said that it can conceal the aura and cultivation of Yao Xiu, "Kunpeng has lived for thousands of years, it is said that Back then, when your dragons were numerous, they were eaten by him as food."
Zhuang Qing did not have the kindness to refuse. He took out his mobile phone and saw that there were still two signals on the sea. He quickly contacted the relevant departments and sent them a video of Pengniao. If they can't stop Kunpeng, the country can also Prepare early.
Although netizens often watch jokes, saying that Kun is too big to be stewed in one pot. In fact, if you really saw Kunpeng's appearance, let alone eating him, it would be a great thing not to be eaten by him.
"It's gone again?" Kunpeng sniffed, flapped his wings and circled the sea, and found two humans standing on the water. He swooped down, getting smaller and standing in front of the two, "Who are you waiting for?"
Fu Li took a step forward: "In the next Weishui little monster, I will meet Lord Kunpeng."
"Wei Shui?" Kunpeng thought about it and seemed to have some impressions of this place, so he said again, "I have some impressions."
Seeing that Kunpeng's attitude was very relaxed, Zhuang Qing was even more wary of him, because only a demon cultivator who was strong enough to have almost no weaknesses would dare to be so casual in front of other cultivators.
"Who are you?" Kunpeng smelled human flesh and blood on Zhuang Qing, turned to Fu Li and said, "You are a demon cultivator, why are you with humans?"
Fu Li smiled and said, "This fellow Taoist is not a human being, but a mother."
"It turned out to be a mixed-blood monster." Kunpeng turned his eyes away arrogantly, no longer looking at Zhuang Qing, but continued to ask Fu Li, "I ask you, where did the dragons go? Why did I wake up and didn't see a single one? ."
wake up
Zhuang Qing's eyelids trembled, and she woke up again? ! Could it be... he is the demon emperor Zhu Yan said
"Sir, you may not know that the dragon clan is about to be exterminated."
"What?!" Kunpeng turned into a human figure, a chubby man with crescent eyes, and said angrily, "Which monster without long eyes actually grabbed food from me, and even ate the dragon clan to the point of extinction, I don't know how to keep everything points, the truth of long-term development?"
"Yes, whether you are a human being or a demon, you must have the concept of sustainable development." Fu Li took it seriously, "But the dragon family was not killed by the demon, but died naturally."
"There is such a strange thing?" Kunpeng pondered, pointing to the sea water under his feet and suddenly said, "I know why, this sea water is poisonous!"
"Ah?" Facing Kunpeng who had lived for an unknown number of years, Fu Li finally understood what a generation gap was. He looked at the dolphins rolling and jumping in the sea in the distance, and then looked at Kunpeng, but he didn't know how to praise Kunpeng.
"Before I went to bed, the sea water was clear and sweet, but now it smells bad. Dragons usually like to stay in the water, maybe they were poisoned to death by water." Kunpeng sighed, "Forget it, if there are no dragons, I will make do with some people. and fish."
At the beginning, the two meddling things, Kang and Huan, were sealed on the seabed for nearly four thousand years, and their mouths have faded into small rivers. It's hard to come out, and even the dragons don't have to eat, it's just utterly unlucky. Knowing that life would be so difficult in 4,000 years, he should have eaten more dragons and slept more.
The top priority now is to never let these two juniors know that he was sealed at the bottom of the sea, otherwise the Kunpeng clan would lose face by him.
Fu Li wants to say that the sea water here is not poisoned, but the water quality is polluted, but what is the difference between the water pollution and poisoning
Zhuang Qing took a few steps in the direction of Kunpeng, and saluted, "Lord Kunpeng, today's human beings have become unpalatable."
"Huh?" Kunpeng's crescent eyes stared into a full moon, "Why is this?"
"Now humans don't pay attention to what they eat, and they like to smear strange things on their bodies. Not to mention the blood is cloudy, and the meat is still woody and smelly. , Northerners have too long exposure time, not fresh and tender, and there is nothing to eat."
"Hey," Kunpeng frowned when he heard the words, "These humans are real, why don't you raise yourself to be fatter?"
"Sir, most of the human beings today are dry and thin, especially many women. Their thighs are not as thick as my arms, and they must have a bad taste when chewing." Zhuang Qing continued to add.
"You make a lot of sense, but..." Kunpeng grinned, "I think you taste good, why don't you put your stomach first."
Kunpeng suddenly attacked, he flew and stretched out his arms, his claws opened, and he was about to grab Zhuang Qing's neck. Zhuang Qing reacted very quickly, dodged sideways, and fought with Kunpeng. After a few tricks, Kunpeng smiled and said: "You are really not an ordinary hybrid demon, and ordinary demons can't escape my claws at all. Saying that humans are not delicious is just trying to protect humans. Dare to play with me."
"My lord has been sleeping for so many years, I don't know how much food there is in the world, why am I playing tricks on you?" Zhuang Qing's expression remained unchanged, and she kept a distance of ten meters from Kunpeng, "You have misunderstood." Taking out his own sword of life, he said calmly, "Fu Li, this is my responsibility. There are no minors here, only the leaders of the management office."
The steps that Fu Li took, were taken back. Forget it, when Zhuang Qing can't stand it any longer, he will take a shot, even if he is a minor.
"Don't misunderstand, I'll know after I swallow you in my mouth and taste it." Kunpeng stretched out his hands, with a real fire scepter in his hand, he raised it and smashed it at Zhuang Qing.
"Ding!" Zhuang Qing held up the divine scepter with the divine sword.
Kunpeng suddenly laughed, "Interesting, this sword has the smell of dragon scales." He glanced at Zhuang Qing, "There is something that can hide your aura and deceive my eyes. Your teacher From whom?"
Zhuang Qing withdrew his sword, rose into the air, and said coldly, "I have no teacher and no father."
Standing on the sea, Fu Li saw that Zhuang Qing and Kunpeng had fought for nearly a hundred rounds in a row without showing any signs of defeat. He had a new understanding of Zhuang Qing's strength in his heart. However, no matter how powerful Zhuang Qing is, his age is limited. Since birth, Kunpeng has possessed supreme divine power, which is a racial advantage that other races cannot envy.
When the weapons intersected, Zhuang Qing's complexion suddenly changed, and cracks appeared on his sword.
"A sword is a good sword, but that's it." Kunpeng opened his mouth wide and was about to suck Zhuang Qing into his mouth. Zhuang Qing's legs turned into dragon tails, and Kunpeng was pulled out more than ten meters away, and stuck to Zhuang Qing's body. The array talisman also lost its effectiveness because of his transformation.
"It turned out to be a dragon?" Kunpeng frowned and said in disgust, "It's a pity it's a hybrid dragon."
The thing he dislikes the most is this impure dragon. Its aura is not as good as a dragon, and its freshness is not as good as a human being. However, dragons are the most shameless creatures. They can give birth to any animal, and they are not spared by cattle, sheep, fish, birds, and people, and they are not at all restless.
After figuring out the variety of Zhuang Qing, Kunpeng's appetite decreased by more than half, and he turned his attention to Fu Li. This little demon has a pure breath and seems to be quite delicious.
"My lord, I'm just a rabbit, with more hair and less meat, it's not tasty." Fu Li took a big step back, almost lost control of his aura, and fell into the sea. It was Zhuang Qing who was quick-witted and gave him a hand.
"Rabbit?" Kunpeng's face was even more disgusting, "Rabbit is weak and small, how did you become human?"
Fu Li: …
none of your business!
"Both of you don't taste good." Kunpeng waved, "Then get out of the way, I'll eat people."
"My lord, it is against the law to eat people."
"What is Fa, and Fa can control what I eat?" Kunpeng was too lazy to pay attention to these two unpalatable monsters, turned into Peng birds, and was about to fly towards the land.
In desperation, Zhuang Qing turned into a dragon and slammed into Kunpeng, knocking him back into the sea, but he fell into the water because of the rebound.
"Pfft!" Kunpeng spat out the water in his mouth, shook the wet hair on his head, "Mongrel dragon, don't disturb me for food because I don't like to eat you, be careful that I will tear you apart with one paw."
Zhuang Qing flew out of the water and flicked the dragon's tail without making a sound.
Seeing his full appearance, Kunpeng smiled: "I've never seen such an ugly dragon. Are the scales on his body full?"
As a golden dragon of national fortune, Zhuang Qing's body is very beautiful, but because many scales on his body have fallen off, revealing the flesh under the scales, like a beautiful lacquer ware, the paint on the surface peels off, revealing the mottled interior, which looks extraordinarily special. uglier than unpainted utensils.
Dragons are beautiful with their mighty horns and shiny scales. Zhuang Qing is almost an ugly monster of the dragon family.
"Slap the dragon without slapping the face, and scold the dragon without exposing his shortcomings." Fu Lifei stopped in front of Jinlong's head, "Master Kunpeng mocked the junior so much, it is not what the senior did."
"Little monster, it's quite affectionate." Kunpeng flapped his wings a few times, "You step aside, I will spare you not to die."
Fu Li didn't move, he turned around and patted Zhuang Qing's golden dragon horn, "I'm going to fight with my magic weapon, stay away."
Jin Long said, "Fu Li, have you forgotten that I am the boss of the management office?"
"Now is not the time to fight for status, I'm not interested in the position of the boss." Fu Li pushed the faucet crookedly, and pulled out a soft red whip from his body. Looking back, Zhuang Qing was looking at him, and he said a little embarrassedly, "I know this weapon is not manly enough, but the magic weapon of my own destiny, I have to use it even when I'm kneeling."
"It's no wonder that your swordsmanship is not outstanding, but you still insist on using the sword." Zhuang Qing looked at the whip in Fu Li's hand and took two steps back. The smell of the whip made him feel a little uncomfortable.
The whip looked ordinary, but the moment Fu Li threw it out, the whip began to grow longer, emitting a strange red light in the dark night. Before the war, Fu Li also set up a barrier to keep Zhuang Qing out of the barrier and would not hurt innocent fish.
If it is said that Fu Li is clumsy and ridiculous when using the sword, then the whip in his hand is like a part of his body, flexible and changeable, even in front of Kunpeng's huge bird, it is not weak.
Kunpeng's wings flickered, and he could bring out the hurricane, but whenever he wanted to flap his wings, the whip would tie his wings, and the two sides became deadlocked.
Kunpeng let out a long cry, suddenly plunged into the water and turned into a giant fish. The fins slapped on Fu Li's body. Fu Li was like a ping-pong ball hit by a ping-pong bat and flew out lightly.
"Fu Li!" Zhuang Qing was lying on the barrier, trying to pull Fu Li out of the sea, but he couldn't break the barrier, so he could only hit it hard with the horn on his head.
"Don't bump it." Fu Li climbed out of the water and said to Zhuang Qing, "Originally, the dragon horns are relatively thin and small. If they break again, how will they find a daughter-in-law in the future?"
"Untie the barrier and let me in." Zhuang Qing knew that Fu Li was injured when he saw Fu Li's pale face and faint blood on the corner of his mouth, "You are very dangerous alone."
Fu Li glanced at the mottled scales on Zhuang Qing's body and smiled, "Why, you look down on our rabbits?"
He clenched the whip in his hand, and his expression became serious: "Today I will let you know that rabbits are also capable." As soon as he finished speaking, the soft whip emitted a divine light, which was extremely terrifying. If it wasn't for Zhuang Qing's reminder I, this is my teammate, I'm afraid I can't help diving into the bottom of the sea to escape.
Then he saw that the soft whip suddenly turned into a dense net of blood, tying the mackerel in the net. How could the Kunyu be willing to be restrained, struggling with the fishtail, trying to tear the blood net and break free from it.
Fu Li's complexion became paler and paler, the back of the hand holding the soft whip cracked and there were countless wounds, blood flowed into the net along the whip, and the net was even more bloody.
"Ah!" Kunpeng cried out in pain, and a burning wound appeared where he was caught by the net, "What kind of evil weapon is this?"
He transformed into a bird again. Although the bird's body was inconvenient in the water, he was not afraid of fire and this strange net.
In the end, he tried his best to break free of the net, turned into a human figure and attacked Fu Li, Fu Li wrapped his whip around his divine staff, and the two faced each other with one palm.
"Are you a rabbit that grew up eating poisonous weeds?" The back of Kunpeng's hand splattered with the blood that Fu Li vomited, and the pain was like burning in an instant.
Otherwise, he will become the first Kunpeng ever to be poisoned by a rabbit, although he may be the only one left now.
It's not that he is afraid of death, it doesn't matter if he dies, Kunpeng's extermination is a big deal.
"Rabbit, I think you can't take it any longer." Kunpeng and Fu Li were deadlocked with each other, "Why don't you just forget about it today?"
"If King Kunpeng promises me not to eat people in the future, it will be over for today." Fu Li held the soft whip and did not let go.
"Isn't it!" Kunpeng screamed in disbelief, "I'm just going to have a meal, what are you two demons trying to stop me trying to do? Could it be that you have feelings for humans and have children with them?"
"That's not right, the dragon bloodline is special, and it can give birth to children after intercourse with humans. You, a rabbit, have not received the love of heaven, so what are you doing so hard?" Kunpeng said helplessly, "It's a big deal, I won't eat your mother-in-law, but other people."
"No." Fu Li refused to give in an inch.
Kunpeng also didn't want to choose to compromise, it was too shameless, how could he give in in front of the rabbit with his dignified Kunpeng
"Don't take the face I gave you, Lao Kun, don't take it seriously."
"My principles cannot be broken."
Murderous aura filled the air, no action was taken, and there was silence.
Until the morning sun rises, until the sun sets in the west, and the bright moon is in the sky again, the two demons still maintain the posture of raising their sticks and whips.
For the staff of the relevant departments responsible for monitoring the scene, the mood changed from original terror to nervousness, from nervousness to worry, and finally to numbness. They stared at it all day, and the two demons didn't even change their posture. If it wasn't for the fluctuation of the sea, they would feel like they were looking at a photo.
"Are they still fighting?" Staff A stared at the surveillance screen, almost collapsing.
"Why don't you help fight?" The leader glanced at him.
The staff shut up obediently and stared at the two people on the screen, thinking that they would maintain this posture until the world was old and the sea was dead.
Two days and two nights later, just when Zhuang Qing, who was lying outside the barrier, became numb, there seemed to be birdsong in the night sky.
Zhuang Qing turned his head to look, only to see the dark sea water and the sky that could not see the edge, but did not see anything.
The author has something to say: Fu Li and Kunpeng: 123, wooden people.
Zhuang Qing: A look of indifference.