The sea breeze licked his cheeks, Fu Li's cheeks were pale and transparent, and the blood on the back of his hands had dried up and scabbed.
"Rabbit, the moon has risen three times." Kunpeng's face turned pale, "We can't be here all the time, can we?"
"As long as Lord Kunpeng promises not to eat people, I can let go and take you to eat real human food." The soft whip in Fu Li's hand flashed with blood, "Your Excellency may not know, now humans have invented many things. Interesting things, the human world is much more interesting than before, why should you give up these enjoyments in order to eat two mouthfuls of human flesh that doesn’t taste good?”
"It's okay to let me stop eating meat. You have to tell me why you protect humans like this." Kunpeng actually doesn't like to eat people very much. Now he and Fu Li have been deadlocked for so long, not for the sake of human flesh, but for the face of the Kunpeng clan. Although he couldn't see the original form of Fu Li before looking at it, the other party's age will definitely not be very big. He has lived for tens of thousands of years, but he can't beat a rabbit who has practiced for thousands of years. Where to put it
"Humans are already the sons of Heaven, if adults go to eat them, wouldn't they run counter to Heaven?" Fu Li said, "Although the cultivation base is not good, I also feel the decline of the demon clan, and restraining the demon cultivation is not for human beings, but for human beings. It's for us to cultivate ourselves."
Kunpeng remembered that thousands of years ago, Bai Ze and Qilin had mentioned to him that the world had changed, and asked him to act cautiously. He couldn't get used to Bai Ze and Qilin's soft-spoken temperament, he just thought they were deliberately trying to scare him, so he ignored it. Later, the two beasts, together with Dangkang and Hunchong, severely injured him, and they also let Dangkang and Huongchun seal him on the seabed. He was forced to stay on the seabed for more than 4,000 years, and it was not until the seal was weakened recently that he had a chance to escape. come out.
If Bai Ze and Qilin hadn't lied to him, wouldn't he have escaped the catastrophe by being sealed at the bottom of the sea
"Where are Bai Ze and Qilin?" Kunpeng wanted to ask them to make it clear. Isn't Bai Ze doing everything in the world, not only knowing the past, but also the future? Just ask him, and the truth will come out naturally.
Fu Li shook his head: "Master Kunpeng, since he was born, I have only heard the names of these two adults, and have never seen them."
"What about Kang and Yun Yun?" Kunpeng reduced the strength of his grip on the divine scepter.
"When Kang and Huan?" Fu Li frowned. He had never heard Bai Yuan mention these two monsters, so he could only shake his head and said, "Sorry, I have never heard the names of these two adults."
Are all gone
Kunpeng hated them for more than 4,000 years at the bottom of the sea, but he did not expect to escape the seal, but got the news that they had disappeared. He looked up at Fu Li, "You didn't lie to me?"
"Sir, I dare to swear on my cultivation base." Seeing that Kunpeng did not intend to fight, Fu Li took the whip first, took a step back, and saluted, "If Kunpeng-sama doesn't give up, please go with me to taste the world of the world. Food."
Zhuang Qing outside the barrier heard the conversation between the two and took out his mobile phone to send a message.
within the relevant departments.
"Minister, Zhuang Qing has sent a message!" The person in charge of monitoring heard the message sound, and the whole person became energized.
"What did he say?" The whole department was excited and crowded in front of the computer screen, wanting to see what message Zhuang Qing had sent. You must know that they can only see the scene pattern here, and can't hear the sound, so they still don't know where the matter has gone.
Now is the moment of life and death, and no one can take it lightly.
The message was clicked on, and everyone could clearly see the short line of words.
Kunpeng has a strong appetite, he has agreed not to eat human beings in the future, but we need to take him to the delicacy of the human world, please arrange a restaurant quickly. In addition, Kunpeng's mana is powerful, and it is not easy to guard him.
"Go and arrange a hotel and transfer the best chef." The minister began to give an order, "By the way, check what Kunpeng likes to eat, and use the animals he likes as ingredients."
"Then what if he likes to eat pandas?" a sloppy clerk asked in a low voice.
The minister hesitated for a few seconds: "Why don't we discuss whether this monster can be killed with a positioning missile?"
"There is a fish in Beiming, its name is Kun. Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousand miles it is. When it turns into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; when it flies in anger, its wings are like Clouds hanging from the sky..." The staff memorized a paragraph that must be remembered in the textbook, "Minister, in case he doesn't kill him, it will suddenly transform into the original form of a giant, which will cause global panic."
The minister was silent for a long time: "As long as he doesn't eat people or pandas, the rest can be discussed." He reached out and patted the back of the chair and sighed, "Also, reply to Zhuang Qing immediately, as long as their management department can It is the same as taking care of Suan, and he is optimistic about Kunpeng, not letting him come out to make trouble, and the state promises to allocate a relief fund to their department every year."
"Minister, we have already promised three relief funds this year." Staff A replied to Zhuang Qing, and said to the minister, "What if there are ten hundred or so monsters like this in the future? "
"Don't be a crow." The staff member snorted twice, "These monsters haven't appeared in thousands of years. It's scary enough to have three this year. If there are ten more, don't worry about money. Just worry about whether you can save your life."
"Isn't there still Boss Zhuang?" The staff pointed to the monitor screen. "And this newcomer is also very powerful. He has not shown any fear after fighting with Kunpeng for so long. I don't know what kind of beast has cultivated into an elite?"
"It is said that the new recruits recruited by the Cultivation Management Department this year, there is a demon cultivator whose original appearance is a white tiger, and it may be him." Staff B quickly tapped on the keyboard with both hands, and the precise location of Kunpeng's location was displayed on the screen.
At any time, in order to protect the safety of the people, they have to prepare for the worst.
After waiting for a few minutes, Zhuang Qing received a text message from the relevant department promising to give Kunpeng food and a subsidy, and then reached out and patted the barrier, indicating that Fuli could bring Kunpeng out.
Noticing Zhuang Qing's actions, Kunpeng put away his divine scepter: "What does that dragon have to do with you?"
"He's our boss." Fu Li bent down and washed his hands in the sea water, "We all follow his instructions."
"Oh." Kunpeng understood, "So he is the king of your mountain."
Fu Li looked at Zhuang Qing who was standing outside: "That's it." The boss of the management office is also equivalent to the king of the mountain, there is no difference.
"Little Rabbit, I think your cultivation base is high, and you can't see the original shape. It can be seen that you have the opportunity to change shape." Kunpeng saw Fu Li in front of him, bent over to wash his hands, put his hands behind his back, a pair of The person who came over shook his head and sighed, "It's a pity that you have little experience in fighting skills, and you don't know how terrifying the demon heart is. Fortunately, you met me, so if you say I won't hit you, I won't hit you. It takes your life."
Fu Li looked up at Kunpeng and smiled: "Because Master Bai Yuan said that although Master Kunpeng is highly cultivated and cannot be easily messed with, he is a big monster who keeps his promises."
"I'm still too young to know the dangers of the world." Kunpeng sighed even more heavily, "The demon who taught you didn't care, how could he teach you such a temper. Sometimes the human heart is scarier than the demon."
Zhuang Qing glanced behind him suspiciously, how could there be the sound of birds chirping in this endless sea? Or, did he hear it wrong
After removing the barrier, Fu Li saw that Kunpeng was still wearing the robes of the ancient times, and said, "Sir, the style of clothing in the human world has changed now. Why don't you follow the customs of the countryside? Can you avoid other people's eyes and enjoy the food with peace of mind?"
"Well, you're right." Kunpeng changed into the same clothes as Fu Li, "Then let's go."
"Please come with me." Zhuang Qing made a gesture of invitation.
Kunpeng nodded. This dragon was quite sensible. Knowing his reputation as Kunpeng, he personally stepped forward to lead the way.
In the depths of the clouds, a huge bird flapped its wings, stuck out its head and looked at the direction where Fu Li and other demons were leaving, and then hid its figure into the clouds.
At this time, the hotels and chefs arranged by the relevant departments are already in a hurry to prepare various ingredients. Worrying that these main materials would not attract the interest of this Kunpeng, the staff also went to the supermarket to buy all kinds of snacks, and arranged for someone to send them to the hotel. In any case, we must make Kunpeng like the food in the world.
As long as it can be solved with food, it is not a problem.
When Kunpeng saw the beautiful night view of Kyoto for the first time, the whole bird was shocked. How could the human world be so beautiful? But who is he, the powerful King Kunpeng, even if he is a little shocked, he will never show it in front of the juniors, so he is calmer than anyone else.
Oh yo, this thing called a street lamp is much more useful than the night pearl.
It's a strange human preference these days to run around in a box.
That bridge was built with the help of monsters? There is still a bit of majesty.
What was the human male in front of him doing to beat a woman? Lord Kunpeng couldn't take it any longer, he stepped in front of the man, and kicked the man a few meters away with one kick.
He patted the non-existent dust on his jeans, and snorted coldly, "To beat a woman, you're useless."
The man who was beaten up and couldn't get up raised his head and was about to curse, but he found that there was no one around except the woman who was shivering with fright.
The Mid-Autumn Festival seems to be coming soon. Could it be that he encountered something unclean? Chinese New Year seems to be coming soon
Thinking of those classic horror movie plots, the man's expression became more and more frightened, he suddenly screamed, dragged his broken leg, and ran in the opposite direction.
Even if it is to climb, he has to leave this haunted place.
Fu Li and Zhuang Qing, who were hiding in the dark, looked at the man who was so frightened, and then turned to look at Kun Peng, who had the expression "Just doing a trivial thing" on them, and they stepped forward and cupped their hands together, "Master Kunpeng. illustrious name."
"Hmph, grandpa, I just can't stand this kind of behavior of bullying females of the same type." Kunpeng's waist straightened, "By the way, where is the gourmet restaurant you're talking about?"
"It's not far ahead, just cross this alley." Fu Li pointed to the huge Yuanyue Hotel billboard behind the alley.
The three demons walked into the alley, and Kunpeng couldn't help but sniff, what is it that smells so good
It turned out that there was a vendor who was secretly hiding in the alleys and alleys to sell skewers. I don't know how long he had set up a stall here, and the business was pretty good.
Kunpeng asked Fu Li curiously, "What is that?"
"That's a skewer." Fu Li wisely paid for a bunch of skewers, and then took Kunpeng to the hotel. Kunpeng took the skewer, and after smelling it, he opened his mouth and stuffed the bamboo skewer and barbecue.
Click click.
"The taste is not bad, but the bamboo sticks are too woody. Next time, don't use bamboo skewers to skewer the meat. It's not refreshing to eat." Kunpeng spat out the second half of a few bamboo sticks, a little unfinished.
Downstairs, a child pointed his finger at Kunpeng downstairs and shouted: "Mom, Mom! There is a fat uncle there who eats barbecue without spitting out skewers. His mouth is so big that he can hold a lot of skewers. He is a monster turned into a monster. Is it?"
The mother slapped the child on the buttocks and dragged the person to the bed to lie down: "Bear boy, lie again."
"Mom, I really didn't lie this time." The child felt very desperate, obviously he was telling the truth, why no one believed him.
Mom walked to the window, stretched her head and glanced, and saw three men in the alley, nothing strange. She closed the window, turned her head and said to the child, "If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, do you still have to go to school tomorrow?"
At this moment, the child finally understands that maybe he is not his mother's biological son, but a baby of a fairy or a monster who lives in the world. When his biological parents find him, he will definitely become more powerful than Sun Wukong.
As the former security guard of Yuanyue Hotel, Fu Li's appearance was warmly welcomed by the girls at the front desk. If it weren't for the fact that there were other people beside him, the girls at the front desk would definitely hold him and talk for a long time.
Kunpeng sneezed a few times after being stabbed by the perfume on the little girls. He rubbed his nose and thought to himself, it seems that the dragon didn't lie to him, and the human flesh quality is indeed not very good now.
When the three of Fu Li left, a girl at the front desk asked curiously: "I heard that the boss specially arranged for several chefs to come here, and the most luxurious private room in the cleaning department has also been cleaned up. Who is this important person to receive?"
"Who knows?" Another girl at the front desk craned her neck and looked at it. Seeing that Fu Li was walking in the direction of the luxurious private room, she joked, "Maybe it's to receive the two men around Fu Li."
"It shouldn't be possible." The girl at the front desk didn't take this to heart, but instead said, "Lu Yi will come to work later, and I don't know if she will let it go."
As soon as Kunpeng sat down, a special person served twelve cold dishes and the most mellow wine. Smelling the aroma of the wine, Kunpeng narrowed his eyes and tried to take a sip: "Interesting, really interesting."
He threw away the crystal clear goblet, picked up the wine bottle, and took a sip directly.
The waiters in the private room were not ordinary people, but cultivators. They saw that Kunpeng was drinking wine as water, and his hand holding the tray was a little unstable.
After eating a few cold dishes, Kunpeng's eyes lit up. He picked up the plate and poured the whole plate of food into his mouth. He chewed and smiled, "Humans really enjoy it. Even pig's ears can be used to make cold dishes."
Kunpeng narrowed his eyes, thinking of Dangkang, wondering what the taste of his ears would taste like
He pushed a cold vegetarian dish in front of Fu Li: "Come on, this is for rabbits."
Fu Li wasn't too particular about it, he took the plate, picked up chopsticks and started eating. As expected of a chef specially arranged by the state, his cooking skills are really amazing.
Soon the hot dishes came to the table, Kunpeng had already drank ten bottles of liquor, and his seat moved from the opposite side of Fu Li to Fu Li's side.
"It turns out that there are so many ways to make eggs." Kunpeng took a mouthful of crab yolk and steamed eggs, and said to Fu Li, "I had known that humans have such skills, and the dragon eggs I found back then shouldn't be swallowed, and humans should cook them for me. just eat."
"Four thousand years ago, humans probably didn't understand how to make dragon eggs." Fu Li asked curiously, "Are dragon eggs delicious?"
"That's how it is." Kunpeng shook his head, "It has many scales and hard bones, and little meat, so there is nothing to eat."
"Then why do you still eat them?" Fu Li was puzzled.
"Who told me that Qinglong framed me back then, he insisted that I ate his offspring." Kunpeng snorted coldly, "I Kunpeng can be insulted by a dragon, then I'll just eat it and show them."
"Then the Qinglong family is really shameless." Fu Li put a matsutake stewed chicken for Kunpeng, "You try this."
Kunpeng swallowed half of the chicken and nodded with satisfaction, "I've eaten a large jellyfish on the bottom of the sea. It's crunchy and slippery, but it tastes good. When I'm in a good mood, I'll grab some for you to try."
"Okay, okay." Fu Li said with a smile, "Since the dragon clan is not delicious, then I won't eat them in the future. Your lord, you are so powerful, why should you grieve yourself for eating something that doesn't taste good. An unreasonable dragon like the Qinglong clan is unreasonable. , the big deal is to fight them once every time you see them, this will not only relieve their anger, but also let them know how powerful you are, Lord."
The cultivators who were pretending to be the waiters next to them became more and more strange. What kind of resentment is there between this Fu Li and the Qinglong family
Taking another peek at Zhuang Qing, who is also a Dragon Clan, but did not say a good word for the Qinglong Clan, everyone was silent, this complicated relationship between the Dragon Clan.
"It's still your young demon brains." Kunpeng ate three matsutake stewed chickens one after another, patted the table and said, "Isn't the number of their dragons small now, I don't eat them, I just beat them, making them cry. Call me grandpa when you see me."
"Sir, although our boss is a dragon..."
"Don't worry, he can only be counted as half a dragon, I won't put it on his head." Kunpeng considered himself a big demon with clear love and hatred, and had already kicked Zhuang Qing out of the ranks of dragons.
"From my point of view, the worst dragon among the dragons is the Qinglong. Although the other dragons are not very good-looking, they are not too annoying." Fu Li took the squirrel mandarin fish with chopsticks for Kunpeng, with a sincere face, "As the saying goes, There is an injustice and a debt to the owner, and the account should be placed on them.”
"Well, this fish is delicious." Kunpeng's face is not that big after turning into a human shape, but it is not difficult to open his mouth to swallow a fish. After he finished eating the fish, he said to Fu Li, "You little monster has an appetite for me. I thought you would speak to the Dragon Clan, but I didn't expect it to be so interesting. Don't mess with this half-blood dragon, come and be my subordinate."
"The majesty of your lord is for me to look up to, but being a demon is all about morality. I have followed this boss now. Even if he is not as advanced as you, I can't turn my back on him."
Being flattered by Fu Li's flattery, Kunpeng showed a kind smile: "It's right that your subordinates pay attention to loyalty, then I won't force you. For the sake of your appetite, I will Give you a face, let go of the other dragons, and only beat up the Qinglong clan."
The cultivators who witnessed the large-scale slander scene:…
Is this a way of sacrificing the Qinglong family and making other dragons happy
The author has something to say: Kunpeng: I give you this face.
Fu Li: Praise Lord Kunpeng.
Zhuang Qing: I don't exist.